Britney is Still Not Home With Her Kids

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  1. What's it gonna smell like when she takes that nasty wig off too!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:01:18

  2. She's so ugly I can't stand to look at her. I think that photographer in the top pic feels the same way!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:08:36

  3. Please tell her to put a bra on! She's my age and her shit is hitting the knees. That's just...horrible. Granted I haven't had 2 kids, but you swear the woman breast fed! You know, they make tank tops w/ built in bra in them!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:11:27

  4. Britney NEVER breastfed, and her tits were saggy like that before she got pregnant. There are a lot of old pics of her with no bra, and they're saggy like that.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:14:22

  5. Just once could one of those paps in the SUV's just kinda swirve to miss a squirrel and crush Brit like a bug? Is that too much to ask?

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:19:26

  6. WTF IS SHE WEARING???? She never ever ever looks cute ever! Where sthe fuck does she buy those ugly fucking clothes?!?!!?! I hate her so much.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:23:04

  7. I wish a paparrazzi would rip her wig off. HO! Now there is a money shot!! HA HA Whore.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:24:30

  8. Are you sure thats Her???

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:24:36

  9. How is it even possible that she looks this bad on a daily basis? It's actually fairly impressive.

    Panama style hat borrowed from David Lee Roth, circa 1982 - CHECK.

    Nappy wig and 5 dollar Elvis sunglasses - CHECK.

    Mumu made from grandma's curtains - CHECK.

    Same smelly boots (probably with no socks) that have been worn every day for the past year - CHECK.

    Mouth gaping and gum smacking - CHECK.

    Yeah. That comeback is really going to happen.


    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:25:04

  10. anonymous 5:24,

    No, I posted pictures of another famous person who happens to be named "Britney Spears" wearing the same boots Britney's worn for about a year straight now, and she was wearing Britney's wig and surrounded by paparazzi yesterday in Santa Monica.

    What a coincidence, eh?


    Smooches,

    Jenny

    By Jenny, on April 26, 2007 14:35:11

  11. By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:37:01

  12. Ahahaha! Jenny put the smackdown on anonymous 5:24.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:45:07

  13. I just want to take those boots and BEAT. HER. TO. DEATH. WITH. THEM.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 15:03:51

  14. Least. Surprising. Headline. Ever.

    Seriously, what does this bitch have to do for DCFS to show up? Light one kid on fire while eating the other?

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 15:09:02

  15. Another day, another dippy Britney face for the cameras.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 15:13:45

  16. Man, I've never felt sorrier for a pair of boots. They need to be retired...or at least re-tread.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 16:33:58

  17. Man, it looks like she let out a Cheeto fart in the banner pic. Classy.

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 17:07:09

  18. What does she have against BRAS?

    and is she wearing a nightie?

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 17:39:06

  19. Okay so did wearing Goodwill bag dresses and ugly boots come into style while I was looking the other way or what?

    By Jimmy, on April 26, 2007 17:39:13

  20. I'm telling you....those boots are supernatural in origin....

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 17:58:04

  21. She is nasty. Common, cheap, nasty trash. Her handlers/family/friends/travelling cousin Allie should have her committed, have an intervention, do something. It was funy to watch her self-distruct, but now it sad watching this trainwreck unfold, DAILY, esp. after Anna Nicole Smith.
    Britney has got to be next! She has to crash and burn and come near death because she is clearly messed up in the head. She is nuts.

    By Gen, on April 26, 2007 19:57:08

  22. Jimmy, hon, that's no goodwill dress, that is her mental hospital gown. Britney Spears, Pop Princess is walking the streets of LA in a Cousin It hairhat and the used hospital gown she pilched from the mental hospital, er resort, er rehab clinic she escaped from. Oh, and readbetweenthelines: maybe she's NOT ALLOWED anywhere her children because she's fucking psychotic. Scandalous!!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 20:21:33

  23. Here's another set of pics where someone is holding her hand, leading her along, keeping her from falling over, etc. Is she incapable of walking unassisted or something?

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 20:54:38

  24. If she jiggled giggled and chomped her way past all of the straight male commenters here (so, the both of you), you'd go boioioioioioioinggggggg so fast you'd get your wind knocked out. Which is why you'd be unable to even talk to her. Yeah, that's why...

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:08:01

  25. Love the expression of the photographer in the first pic!!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:17:22

  26. Bwaa-ha! Hee hee, <snort> Ha ha ha ha! Hooooo-hoo, hee hee <twitter>

    Where does she get these hats? That one looks like something you'd put on a scarecrow! Get a backbone and go with the bald head, Brit. You wouldn't exactly be a pioneer.
    It's time to give it up. Go back home where you might have a shot at being the hottest ho at the trailer park potluck! 'sides, them babies need 'em a mama!

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:29:31

  27. I wonder just how long she is going to keep sporting these wigs...??
    HER hair has to be a couple of inches by now.....

    If she lost the wig she would* look like 12.5% less crazy than she currently does.





    *in theory

    By joejoe, on April 26, 2007 22:57:29

  28. Geez shes got to be crazy... Look back on pics from the 21st and she had nails and she's already chewed those fake ones off. i mean every week what a sicko

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 06:09:30

  29. Anonymous 5:37 said: I spy upskirt in pic 6

    Now I'm sick on my stomach.

    By Sevenmack, on April 27, 2007 06:55:51

  30. I just don't get the combo of hat, wig and sunglasses... EVERY time! and those f*ing BOOTS! omg the boots!! yeah that photog behind her has the perfect look for the situation.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 06:56:19

  31. What is wrong with showing off ones success of losing a few pounds? I often prance the streets when the sun is low to ensure it shines through my very sexy, pillow case dress. Except my pillow cases aren't normally that worn and thin!

    She is a nob!

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:00:02

  32. The stink of this pig permeates right through my computer screen. While this white trash prances from bar to bar, flashing her rank vagina to photographers, her children sit at home. It is a sad state of affairs when the kids will be better off with a talentless wigger rapper than their birth mother. These genetic lackys would be better off raised by wolves.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:19:30

  33. OKay, this does NOT look like the same hot body that was wearing the pink short top and denim mini the other day! Her boobs are back to pointing in all sorts of directions!

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:32:55

  34. Nice to see Larry Birkhead back in the US and back to work....

    By bobbitrenday, on April 27, 2007 07:36:24

  35. test

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:42:41

  36. Thanks for today's update Jenny! GROSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 08:38:11

  37. oh dear god....no...NOT THE BOOTS AGAIN! MERCIFUL GOD! NOT...THE...BOOTS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 09:02:56

  38. who is she foolin...thaz definitely the works of plastic surgery

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 10:50:48

  39. Holy cow. What the hell is going on with her thigh?!

    By Never teh Bride, on April 27, 2007 12:09:29

  40. I don't understand why she persists with the hideous wigs. I mean, what was the point of shaving her head if she's just going to wear dead badgers under hats? This bitch is so rank.

    By Fruity McGaygay, on April 27, 2007 12:39:47

  41. That last "thigh" picture has got to be photoshopped. As bad as her clothes are, her thighs are smooth and thinner in all of the other photos.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 12:55:55

  42. Anonymous 3:55,

    We don't post Photoshopped pictures, unless they're done as a joke. That picture is an original. It's a different distance/angle/lighting, etc. from the ones above.

    Smooches,

    Jenny

    By Jenny, on April 27, 2007 13:01:50

  43. She's soooo over her best bet is to go get a bit part on My Name is Earl, it would'nt be a stretch and she could learn how to be a mother from Jamie Presley.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 13:21:37

  44. That could be from her leg/knee surgery years ago, she does have scars. Does ANYONE on this site have a few imperfections?

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 21:34:31

  45. Thanks for the laugh, Jenny. This village idiot's always good for a chuckle - hmmm, I guess she serves a purpose after all.

    By Starbucks fan, on April 28, 2007 08:54:54

  46. As a guy, I don't get the big deal about the boots. I wear my steel-toed boots all the time, and I've had them for about two years. I wear my boots until they no longer protect my feet. As for Britney...(I don't know if swearing's allowed, so I'll use "comic book symbols"): Yes, she's a dumb-$#!+, but what do you expect, she's a hick, all those Southerners are idiots. As for how she looks...well, after losing all that post-baby weight she looked pretty good...then she went Sinead O'Connor, which didn't look good, now the wig...which I could look past. I'd bang her. I don't care for her personality, or that she has the IQ of a gerbil...though she is a hick, so you can't do anything about either of those two things. I guess, all I can say is: I just want a sex tape to come out of her, Paris, and Lohan going at it. That, and a pre-Federlinian sex tape of her and Aguilera going at it before their on-stage with Madonna. I guess that's it.

    Signed,
    J.B.K.

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 13:46:20

  47. Jesus wept!

    Is she in her nighty?

    Go home Brit, have some brekkie and go retrieve your kids who were on their own locked in the playpen.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2007 00:46:37

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