Lean over here so I can tell you a secret... there are lots of hot tits in L.A. that go braless. Yours need a bra. Do you get what I'm trying to tell you?
are the hats attached to the wigs? is that why she can never take them off? what's wrong with just a wig? if it's good enough for beyonce, it should be good enough for her.
I think she just needs to stop dating and get her act together. That is one of her biggest problems. I don't like her don't get me wrong in thingking I want her to get better, but she just needs to quit bed hopping and work on her issues.
I'm gonna whine here for a second. I'm a halfway decent looking petite blond with a halfway decent personality and my life is in pretty good order. Yet I can't meet a decent guy and have him ask me out to dinner, but Britney who is bald, addicted to drugs, smokes, has terrible skin, is flabby (at best) and has two kids with a wigger like K-Fed can get a boyfriend?...Wha...??
She's got to be a vampire. Vampires can't see their reflections and that is the only excuse I will except for her fashion illiteracy. Trailer trash dresses better than her. I should know I live in a trailer.
I too am perplexed by the hat/wig combo. Does the hat make the wig less obvious? Did she actually black out during the head shaving and not realize we all already know she's bald? Does she own a bra? Can't she eat or drink without spilling on herself? Does she think her boots are cool? I have more questions about her than I do about "Lost".
GAWD...these stories are pathetic! She's like high school freshman with these crushes. I loathe her, but I do wish she's get someone who cares about her to intervene regarding her huge and worsening codependency problem. It's a classic case. She has no self esteem and only thinks she finds it when she's hung up on someone. Meanwhile, every swinging dick is lining up to be the next to tap that ass. Yeah, she's gross, but who wouldn't want to be able to say, "Britney Spears? Yeah, I fucked her."
proof positive that you shouldn't go out braless when you're still lactating... or is that drool? she's always seemed like a bit of a mouth breather to me...
1. must go braless 2. must find way stain clothing (or go out in something already stained) 3. must be sure nothing you're wearing matches anything else you're wearing.
britney: now... how can i possibly make this button down white puffy shirt whorish...hmmm... i know!! i'll wear it with no bra, chipped red nail polish, and street walker-esque makeup... damn i'm talented... be jealous...
i mean, for the love of all things holy----does she own a bra? did she leave them all in the trailer?? I know there are Walmarts in Kentwood, can't SOMEONE from her hillbilly past or present get her a BRA! And a BABY BIB perhaps? And yes, call up Beyonce- get a lace front..then go get a life. With your children..at home..ewe.
There was a time when the utterance of the words "britney", "braless", and "see through" in the same sentence would have made me immediately bust a nut in my pants.
Sadly, the exact opposite happens now...yet I can't help but look...somebody help me...
You would think by now she would have the swallowing thing down and not let it drip from her chin onto the shirt. And I don't care what you all say, boobies are boobies and I like to see them. Brit, keep up the good work. Can we see the hey nanny nanny again? I like seeing them too.
And before you start about not having a boyfriend, I suggest seeing what this dude looks like. Its not that you can't get a guy, its that you have a standard or two. Howie may look like he's been fucking goats all his life, you don't know.
I would call her retarded, but I don't want to insult retarded people.
But seriously, is she retarded? She can't speak, she slobbers on herself, and she gave herself a really shitty haircut. I think the facts speak for themselves.
she needs to be hit upside the head and lectured about titties and bras... next she is gonna be out flashing her beaver while she is on her period.... unless twat
Jesus: Can't tell you how many times I've managed to eat at Ruth's Chris and never stained my clothes: I must be some kind of freakin' genius or somethin'...
I'm not sure but I can't recall the last Britney or Paris pix set I've seen where these two idiots weren't sporting stained clothes...I've dropped every standard I have to give these two a break but I'll tell you what: If you can't simply put a fork to your mouth without hitting cotton or silk on the way in you shouldn't be allowed out with the grown-ups...
The stain I can live with, but the two brown 'saucers' on her shirt, one of them facing down, those are some nasty ass nipples. And I agree with her having a huge codependency problem. She won't learn!
Wait a sec, just a couple weeks ago she was dating Jason Filyaw & was all set to move in with him right out of rehab. Look back on this site on March 14, 2007.
wow, are her boobs screwed up from, surprise, never wearing a bra! and did anyone else notice the black string on one of her top buttons tucked into her shirt? looks like shitney forgot to take that off after she clipped off the tag. what a freaking mess!
Anonymous said... I thought her cousin was "the best kisser ever". Yeehaw!!! 12:28 PM hahahahahaha. Awesome. ----------------------------------- There is not a name for what is wrong with Britney Spears. She should be in a lab being experimented on. How do you become such white trash when you live that lifestyle? Just doesn't make sense to me.
If you really want a show, open up these pictures in Photoshop, down the brightness all the way and up the contrast to about 75. Enjoy the crystal clear nipples.
1:53 You obviously don't know much about Ruth's Chris (or probably good steak for that matter)! Especially when you try to make a lame comparison to Red Lobster. I know, I know, your mommie doesn't take you out much more than the McDonald's drive-thru. But if you are a good boy, maybe mommie might take you to Denny's. Grow up, eat some real food, and get back to me.
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i think she meant being at the posh Promises rehab was like being on howieday.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
HAAAA! 10:06, that was priceless.
By Vigilante, on 10:09 AM
looks like she has jizz on her shirt
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
is that a coffee stain on her practically see-thru shirt? Her tits look huge. too bad theyre all sloppy and zit covered.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
He must have been drooling on her watermelons.
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Yuck. Put a bra on those nasty saggy titties!
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
10:06
will you please explain the joke,,,,,i know i'm a fuking loser, but i really don't get it,,,,,cuddles
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Every picture makes me laugh.
1. Did she miss her mouth and spill water down her shirt? Does she drool?
2. No bra under a see-through blouse. She still doesn't "get it".
3. Very, very white teeth (remember the teeth-whitening appointment?)
4. Who dresses her? Does anything ever match?
5. Whorish makeup.
6. The hat/wig combo makes me laugh every time. It's a different wig from yesterdays too. She wants us to think she got a haircut.
I'll be giggling all day.
(oh yeah, 10:06 - that made me laugh too)
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Of course she has a new bf. Look at the stain on her blouse that was the result of a "facial".
==========D - - - -
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Eeeew. I didn't see the stain off the bat. Or the saucer-sized downturned nipples through the see-thru shirt.
Fuck. I wish I hadn't gone back to look.
By Vigilante, on 10:23 AM
Hey Brit,
Lean over here so I can tell you a secret... there are lots of hot tits in L.A. that go braless. Yours need a bra. Do you get what I'm trying to tell you?
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
What's on her blouse?
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
are the hats attached to the wigs? is that why she can never take them off? what's wrong with just a wig? if it's good enough for beyonce, it should be good enough for her.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Maybe she's leaking breast milk...
Although, maybe not, she's probably never breast fed alleged baby #2. So the milk probably would have dried up by now.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
I think she just needs to stop dating and get her act together. That is one of her biggest problems. I don't like her don't get me wrong in thingking I want her to get better, but she just needs to quit bed hopping and work on her issues.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
i'd rather see her bald than see those ugly ass hats
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
I'm gonna whine here for a second. I'm a halfway decent looking petite blond with a halfway decent personality and my life is in pretty good order. Yet I can't meet a decent guy and have him ask me out to dinner, but Britney who is bald, addicted to drugs, smokes, has terrible skin, is flabby (at best) and has two kids with a wigger like K-Fed can get a boyfriend?...Wha...??
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
She's got to be a vampire. Vampires can't see their reflections and that is the only excuse I will except for her fashion illiteracy. Trailer trash dresses better than her. I should know I live in a trailer.
By BV, on 11:27 AM
her boobs are sweating
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
will someone please explain the fuking joke from 10:06,,,,you guys are breaking my balls here
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
"Howie Day"
"on howieday"
on holiday
Get it now?
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
11:38,
HowieDay = Holiday
By Vigilante, on 11:41 AM
I too am perplexed by the hat/wig combo. Does the hat make the wig less obvious? Did she actually black out during the head shaving and not realize we all already know she's bald? Does she own a bra? Can't she eat or drink without spilling on herself? Does she think her boots are cool? I have more questions about her than I do about "Lost".
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
ok i get the joke now,,,,,so it's like if she's riding his shaft right? i'm useless
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
I miss the angry-rage, shaved-head, violent Britney. THAT Britney was to be feared. The bra-less, hat/wig Britney is just laughable.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
"She thinks he's very talented - and says he's the best kisser ever!"
I'm sure this is because both of them chew gum 24 hours a day and when they kiss, it mixes the flavor of the crystal meth they've had that day.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
GAWD...these stories are pathetic! She's like high school freshman with these crushes. I loathe her, but I do wish she's get someone who cares about her to intervene regarding her huge and worsening codependency problem. It's a classic case. She has no self esteem and only thinks she finds it when she's hung up on someone. Meanwhile, every swinging dick is lining up to be the next to tap that ass. Yeah, she's gross, but who wouldn't want to be able to say, "Britney Spears? Yeah, I fucked her."
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Hi halfway decent looking petite blond with a halfway decent personality, would you like to buy me dinner? And then have sex? Or just skip dinner?
See, now you can't say you don't get the same offers Britney does.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
lol at 10:46...are the wigs attached to the hats?
That was fucking funny.
Personally, I am confused about the wigs. Why shave your head with no good reason and then wear wigs and hats to cover it up? Weird.
ALso, I like Howie Day, he must be out of his mind though.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
I thought Howie day was a homosexual? Seriously. I think he is. And what is on her shirt? She is pathetic.
By lizo, on 12:19 PM
anon 1125, its the money. that, and once someone is linked to this mess they get their name splashed all over the place.
but if youre lonely and truly a hot petite blond, i'll be nice to you.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
proof positive that you shouldn't go out braless when you're still lactating... or is that drool? she's always seemed like a bit of a mouth breather to me...
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
There are those boots again.
How much longer until they literally melt off of her feet?
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
girl, wtf...i have some shoes, ill give it to you for free...just loose the damn ugly boots, god!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
I thought her cousin was "the best kisser ever". Yeehaw!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
requirements for going out in britney world...
1. must go braless
2. must find way stain clothing (or go out in something already stained)
3. must be sure nothing you're wearing matches anything else you're wearing.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
britney: now... how can i possibly make this button down white puffy shirt whorish...hmmm... i know!! i'll wear it with no bra, chipped red nail polish, and street walker-esque makeup... damn i'm talented... be jealous...
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
i mean, for the love of all things holy----does she own a bra? did she leave them all in the trailer?? I know there are Walmarts in Kentwood, can't SOMEONE from her hillbilly past or present get her a BRA! And a BABY BIB perhaps? And yes, call up Beyonce- get a lace front..then go get a life. With your children..at home..ewe.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
wow someone needs to tell her to wear a bra, that is disgusting to see her nappy nipples through that shirt.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
There was a time when the utterance of the words "britney", "braless", and "see through" in the same sentence would have made me immediately bust a nut in my pants.
Sadly, the exact opposite happens now...yet I can't help but look...somebody help me...
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
You would think by now she would have the swallowing thing down and not let it drip from her chin onto the shirt. And I don't care what you all say, boobies are boobies and I like to see them. Brit, keep up the good work. Can we see the hey nanny nanny again? I like seeing them too.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
By next week she'll be flashing her pussy again.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
I have no idea what Britney's pinky toes are doing, but it must be pretty fascinating since her nipples can't stop staring at them.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
"Get the gun and try it,
Shoot shoot shoot!"
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Good God Man, she should never leave the house with a bib!!
Ugh.
By What the hell???, on 1:58 PM
WHAT'S WITH THE BOOTS??? STOP THE BOOTS!!! THE BOOTS ARE BUTT UGLY! AAAAAAAAAAUUGGHHH!!!!!!
By Ortrud, on 2:07 PM
How come she always has something on her shirt????
I guess she spits,,??
Too bad for him,,,
By burntfinger, on 2:14 PM
11:25- Two words:
Money
Fame
And before you start about not having a boyfriend, I suggest seeing what this dude looks like. Its not that you can't get a guy, its that you have a standard or two. Howie may look like he's been fucking goats all his life, you don't know.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
omg why why why would Howie Day date her?!!! He is such a good musician and singer! I am praying they aren't really dating.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
I would call her retarded, but I don't want to insult retarded people.
But seriously, is she retarded? She can't speak, she slobbers on herself, and she gave herself a really shitty haircut. I think the facts speak for themselves.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
she needs to be hit upside the head and lectured about titties and bras... next she is gonna be out flashing her beaver while she is on her period.... unless twat
By WonkyEyedMofo, on 3:02 PM
what's the thorazine drool on her blouse? and just stop with the wigs, FFS.
By livvie, on 3:07 PM
I'm not even sure that is tooth whitening, they're looking like new veneers, and new eyeball covers.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Oh how sweet...Where are these two lucky kids registered at? Crate & Sanatorium?
Good grief: I hope he locks up the umbrellas post coital...
Loose change...
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Jesus: Can't tell you how many times I've managed to eat at Ruth's Chris and never stained my clothes: I must be some kind of freakin' genius or somethin'...
I'm not sure but I can't recall the last Britney or Paris pix set I've seen where these two idiots weren't sporting stained clothes...I've dropped every standard I have to give these two a break but I'll tell you what: If you can't simply put a fork to your mouth without hitting cotton or silk on the way in you shouldn't be allowed out with the grown-ups...
Loose change...
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
The stain I can live with, but the two brown 'saucers' on her shirt, one of them facing down, those are some nasty ass nipples. And I agree with her having a huge codependency problem. She won't learn!
By Peachy, on 3:40 PM
Howie Day had that one popular song "collide" or something. it was popular about this time last year.
By Katie, on 3:50 PM
wonder how much of that splooge hit her boots
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
pic 5. I can't recall anyone that vacuous, ever. where's the stamp "hi, i am stupid!"?
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
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By Laurie, on 5:15 PM
I thought Howie Day was a backstreet boy.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
1:48 ROTFL
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
Wait a sec, just a couple weeks ago she was dating Jason Filyaw & was all set to move in with him right out of rehab. Look back on this site on March 14, 2007.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
#1. Is it possible for the woman to go out without a stain on her clothing?
#2. After all the bashing one might THINK about getting a second opinion on what you wear as a washed up former teen throb?
#3. A bra. Yes Britney, you DO need a bra for those boobs that hang south. Not flattering to have them completely visible doing a nose dive.
By Amy, on 8:53 PM
5:36PM, no the Backstreet boy was Howie Mandell.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
There she goes again with those UGLY Ass Boots! and a stain on her clothes, she is just pathetic...
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
Brit darling, whenever you go out, make sure you borrow one of your kid's bibs ok??
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
Look closer. That looks like a big ol' Rolling Stones tattoo.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM
wow, are her boobs screwed up from, surprise, never wearing a bra! and did anyone else notice the black string on one of her top buttons tucked into her shirt? looks like shitney forgot to take that off after she clipped off the tag. what a freaking mess!
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
Anonymous said...
I thought her cousin was "the best kisser ever". Yeehaw!!!
12:28 PM
hahahahahaha. Awesome.
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There is not a name for what is wrong with Britney Spears. She should be in a lab being experimented on. How do you become such white trash when you live that lifestyle? Just doesn't make sense to me.
By The Docktator, on 6:38 AM
At least she has some taste and eats at Ruth's Chris Steak House! That is some of the best steak I have ever had in my life!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
If you really want a show, open up these pictures in Photoshop, down the brightness all the way and up the contrast to about 75. Enjoy the crystal clear nipples.
By shedwa, on 9:44 AM
Re: Photoshop to reveal britnips
I don't hate myself enough to do that.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
9:19
ruth's chris is a shitty chain joint. do you think red lobster is the height of elegance too?
By livvie, on 1:53 PM
1:53
You obviously don't know much about Ruth's Chris (or probably good steak for that matter)! Especially when you try to make a lame comparison to Red Lobster.
I know, I know, your mommie doesn't take you out much more than the McDonald's drive-thru. But if you are a good boy, maybe mommie might take you to Denny's.
Grow up, eat some real food, and get back to me.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
I think Britney needs to be sent to "WEAR SOME FUCKING UNDERWEAR FOR ONCE YOU STUPID WHORE!" rehab.
By Monroe, on 3:58 AM
That was very funny - uncontrollable acne :-)))))))))))Hahahahaha...
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
howie's a friend of a friend of mine... We're from Maine. No wonder you've never heard of us.
jordan lake (female)
By Jordan, on 10:31 PM
Ugh,useless white trash.Please die.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
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