If it is your full time "job" to get back in shape, it really isn't impossible she did this without Lipo. She's still young-what is she, only 26?? Youth and metabolism go a LONG way, this never would have worked in her thirties or forties though. I kind of resent the fact that she can let herself go that badly and then get up and decide one day she wants to erase it all and doesn't have to actually cope with bills and daycare schedules and grocery shopping like every other mother of two does while she gets her body back.
T-Shirt and jeans. All she needs is a vintage t-shirt...and JEANS. What is it about fashion sense that seems like thermodynamic theory to this girl?
And the fucking BOOTS. If I ever get close enough to this chick I'm going to take one of those gawd-awful boots and shove it up her ass. And once I'm sure the first one is lost I'll shove the other one up there. Then I'll go back for my wristwatch.
She has all day to get in shape. She doesn't do anything. She should look a hell of a lot better than this.
She has such bad taste in everything. No way can she make a comeback. Her time as a celebrity has been over for four years and she just doesn't get it.
man wtf??? there's no way in hell she could look like this again. she had to get lipo. she even got her breasts reduced and lifted. watch her say she shed the weight of with dieting and exercise etc.. etc.. chain smokers do not lose weight fast.
yeah brit, please keep working on that shitty "comeback" of yours and forget that you stupidly decided to breed and have two kids waiting for you at home. i nominate you for the alec baldwin hall of fame best parent of the year award
Hey Todd, there's plenty of girls that I completely hate but look good and I'd love to bang. It's really okay to say she probably smells like the the room where they kept Sloth in from that movie "Se7en" but you'd bang her anyway.
I wonder where she shops those outfits of hers. At whore.com I guess. Or www.ihaverabiesandithinkiamsexysoiwannadresslikeawhore.com Either way:SHITNEY YOU SUCK!
Britney's abs look scarily similar to Janet Jackson's. It's almost as if they had the same cosmetic 'sculpturing' done. I know that a good body can be had with diet, and excercise of course, it's just that you could almost inter-swap their stomachs with each other. -I'm just saying.
I don't care if she gets her body looking like Giselle's, she needs to learn how to fucking dress like a 20-something year old woman, not a teen prostitute from the 80's.
She went to a clinic and had lipo - I had 3 kids, work my ass off forever to maintain, AND the hat, and wig are really annoying - especially when she friggin tucks the long wig under the hat - DUH, its not real, take it off or get a shorter wig - please, please, go away, now - couldn't sing before, doubt she can now -
She's gross body and all. when are people going to understand that nither money education or in this case "A NEW BODY" does'nt buy class? where are her kids anyway
1. lazy 2. plastic surgery 3. face is still ugly 4. still can't sing 5. ugly scars on her tits where she got them lifted 6. ugly scar where she got her tummy tuck
Honestly, I'm buying a gun and shooting every person I see with her comeback album should it ever release .. so .. come see me in jail ... please ... I did it for you guys! I did it for YOU!
Hey, ya'll!! She's GOT TO make a comeback....K-Fed's gotta get paid, son!!! $50K a month in child support's gotta come from somewhere!! And ho'in out only pays so much!
Guys! You missed something else: she's all fake baked and airbrushed on her stomach to make it look like she exercises. The hat and fake hair thing is frightful; reminds me of Halloween when someone is too lazy or creative to get a real costume so they go to the store and get a hat with fake hair and walk around like that thinking they're quite impressive. Too bad the police can't cite her for fug and for public offensiveness. The "girl" is too old to dress/behave the way she does. How many 25 year olds get away with the crap Brit Brit does, especially if they have two kids? I find the media's excusing people like this dunce and now 28 pushing 30 Hilton for just being little girls. They are all at the age of should be held responsible for actions and should know better and it isn't cute to act that way anymore. As for Britney, she is pathetic with her constant gaping maw of a need of attention, negative or otherwise. Time to get over the "mommy daddy look at me look at me" thing with the public, Ms. Spears, mother of two, and start looking and acting your age and station in life. Freak. Oh, and good God, DO NOT SING. Enough of the fake stuffy nose rasp sock down the throat sound from the River Styx and a three note range. How she on her tree trunk legs and that horrible noise some call singing was pushed and sold to the public still boggles the mind. I cannot imagine why or how this no talent became a household name, but as I predicted in 2000, now she's just a household pest.
"1. Millions of dollars 2. Millions of records sold 3. Millions of fans 4. Million dollar abs 5. Millions of chicks jealous of her"
1. So? She's still a terrible mother and a loser. 2. So? People have bad taste in music. Next. 3. Her fans are idiots, so that just proves there are lots of idiots in the world. 4. Those aren't "abs". That's a fake tan/body contouring and plastic surgery. 5. I feel sorry for how ugly a girl would have to be to be jealous of Britney.
Her body doesn't look bad-she has a cute ass and if she is air-brushed tan...there is only so much that that can do for someone to disguise imperfections...but she's a "butter face" and the ashtray/cheeto smell comment hit home...also someone reposted the link of her cooch...in the one pic where you can see her C-section scar...her cooch is leaking mutant ooze...Oh, and PLEASE take your 'effing stinky, shit-kicking, ugly ass boots off???? Does she sleep w/ them on...GOD...are her fat Barney Rubble feet too swollen and the boots have now become part of her leg????
There has got to be a reason for the boots. I know she's crazy, but there has got to be a reason. I bet that dumb bitch accidentally super glued them on while huffing.
I will say that she looks good, however, I have no respect for a person who doesn't have shit to do all day but workout. She has the money to pay a chef to cook nutritional meals for her 6 times a day, and it's not like she has a "job" to go to, so she can workout 16 hours in a day if she wanted, hello even 24. And we all know she's also getting her belly fat melted away. I have more respect for the woman (or man) that works 8 fuckings hours a day, has to cook dinner for herself and her family, participate in any extra clubs and activities, and still makes time to workout...that bitch doesn't need to be congratulated for something she could have always done...I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
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Leave Your CommentI'd hit it, bald head and all. I'd drop a load on the bald head and then I'd boil my dick and get a rabies shot, but I'd hit it HARD!!!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:22:15
No comments about how classy she looks in her cut off skirt and fishnets?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:23:28
There's going to be a new album and a comeback tour very, very soon.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:27:35
Hey don't rag on the fishnets. She's got a nice ass. Too bad it's crusty and smelly.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:32:45
Wig, fishnets, hotpants and halter top?
Her porn career is not too far off...
Expect 'Britney Speared' to hit your local adult video store just in time for the Xmas shopping season...;)
By joejoe, on April 24, 2007 12:35:53
well atleast she has her body back, that doesnt make her any less disgusting though
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:38:02
God help all the brain dead people who will actually buy that shitty "comeback" album she's going to put out.
God help us because she's coming back.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:41:29
she still has huge, gross thighs. i mean.. eww... they touch even when she's standing up.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:52:56
Most women's thighs touch. That's just how some people are shaped, even when they're skinny. Go out and meet some real humans some time, loser.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:55:04
If it is your full time "job" to get back in shape, it really isn't impossible she did this without Lipo. She's still young-what is she, only 26?? Youth and metabolism go a LONG way, this never would have worked in her thirties or forties though. I kind of resent the fact that she can let herself go that badly and then get up and decide one day she wants to erase it all and doesn't have to actually cope with bills and daycare schedules and grocery shopping like every other mother of two does while she gets her body back.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:58:33
T-Shirt and jeans. All she needs is a vintage t-shirt...and JEANS. What is it about fashion sense that seems like thermodynamic theory to this girl?
And the fucking BOOTS. If I ever get close enough to this chick I'm going to take one of those gawd-awful boots and shove it up her ass. And once I'm sure the first one is lost I'll shove the other one up there. Then I'll go back for my wristwatch.
Fucking boots.
By Vigilante, on April 24, 2007 13:05:14
her stomach loox good.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:08:06
She has all day to get in shape. She doesn't do anything. She should look a hell of a lot better than this.
She has such bad taste in everything. No way can she make a comeback. Her time as a celebrity has been over for four years and she just doesn't get it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:52:45
Well at least now we know how Janet Jackson got in shape so fast.
By piquebu, on April 24, 2007 14:08:22
man wtf??? there's no way in hell she could look like this again. she had to get lipo. she even got her breasts reduced and lifted. watch her say she shed the weight of with dieting and exercise etc.. etc.. chain smokers do not lose weight fast.
By prettyboy, on April 24, 2007 14:20:20
yeah brit, please keep working on that shitty "comeback" of yours and forget that you stupidly decided to breed and have two kids waiting for you at home. i nominate you for the alec baldwin hall of fame best parent of the year award
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:23:25
Testney
By Jenny, on April 24, 2007 14:34:08
Hey Todd, there's plenty of girls that I completely hate but look good and I'd love to bang. It's really okay to say she probably smells like the the room where they kept Sloth in from that movie "Se7en" but you'd bang her anyway.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:52:19
I wonder where she shops those outfits of hers. At whore.com I guess. Or www.ihaverabiesandithinkiamsexysoiwannadresslikeawhore.com
Either way:SHITNEY YOU SUCK!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:54:09
She's never been hot. I wouldn't fuck her unless I was blacked out drunk and didn't have anything better to do but throw up and pass out.
By She's Ugly, on April 24, 2007 14:55:44
Smoking and bad diet makes people's cum taste bad. Hers probably tastes like the bottom of a public toilet seat.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:59:29
nice body, britney. how much did it cost?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:04:24
yum...I'd hit that bald crazy bitch but I'd wear one of those suits they use to clean up toxic waste.
By Paul, on April 24, 2007 15:05:41
Her body looks smokin' - but she did it WAY too fast. You can't go from what she looked like to THIS and do it in an entirely healthy way.
She'll maintain it long enough to do her little "comeback" shtick, then it's back to Starbucks & Cheetos everyday.
Can't wait.
By jenner, on April 24, 2007 15:06:50
Britney's abs look scarily similar to Janet Jackson's. It's almost as if they had the same cosmetic 'sculpturing' done. I know that a good body can be had with diet, and excercise of course, it's just that you could almost inter-swap their stomachs with each other.
-I'm just saying.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:08:31
I don't care if she gets her body looking like Giselle's, she needs to learn how to fucking dress like a 20-something year old woman, not a teen prostitute from the 80's.
She's trash.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:12:54
Ruh Roh. We're back to not being able to post under our names again!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:10:12
She went to a clinic and had lipo - I had 3 kids, work my ass off forever to maintain, AND the hat, and wig are really annoying - especially when she friggin tucks the long wig under the hat - DUH, its not real, take it off or get a shorter wig - please, please, go away, now - couldn't sing before, doubt she can now -
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:21:09
say it with me guys, "t-w-e-a-k-e-r"
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:38:02
WOW. Her body looks amazing. FUCK THIS BITCH. I like her second outfit too, lol...
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:41:35
She is fake head to toe. Can't stand this ugly troll, why don't she take her fake, ugly carcass back to Louisiana!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:51:06
Blow. It does a body good.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:59:14
Nice outfit freak. Is the circus in town ? Too weird for even for them. Try for a carnie.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 17:02:37
She's gross body and all. when are people going to understand that nither money education or in this case "A NEW BODY" does'nt buy class? where are her kids anyway
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:06:12
why does she always wear those boots?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:29:08
(05:52:19 PM) funny as hell! pmsl!
she would smell about as bad as the sloth room in se7en!!
that is probably the funniest comment I have ever read...cant stop laughing :D :D
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:44:02
1. Tight
2. Toned
3. Fit
4. Perky
5. Firm
'nuff said.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:44:32
1. lazy
2. plastic surgery
3. face is still ugly
4. still can't sing
5. ugly scars on her tits where she got them lifted
6. ugly scar where she got her tummy tuck
'nuff said
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:46:25
Don't forget her pussy is still ugly too:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/britney-spears-is-photogenic.html
*shudders*
*vomits*
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:49:31
Plastic surgery doesn't fix everything.
Shes still a stupid bitch with no talent.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 19:40:30
Honestly, I'm buying a gun and shooting every person I see with her comeback album should it ever release .. so .. come see me in jail ... please ... I did it for you guys! I did it for YOU!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:11:32
Hey, ya'll!! She's GOT TO make a comeback....K-Fed's gotta get paid, son!!! $50K a month in child support's gotta come from somewhere!! And ho'in out only pays so much!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:15:33
Guys! You missed something else: she's all fake baked and airbrushed on her stomach to make it look like she exercises. The hat and fake hair thing is frightful; reminds me of Halloween when someone is too lazy or creative to get a real costume so they go to the store and get a hat with fake hair and walk around like that thinking they're quite impressive. Too bad the police can't cite her for fug and for public offensiveness. The "girl" is too old to dress/behave the way she does. How many 25 year olds get away with the crap Brit Brit does, especially if they have two kids? I find the media's excusing people like this dunce and now 28 pushing 30 Hilton for just being little girls. They are all at the age of should be held responsible for actions and should know better and it isn't cute to act that way anymore. As for Britney, she is pathetic with her constant gaping maw of a need of attention, negative or otherwise. Time to get over the "mommy daddy look at me look at me" thing with the public, Ms. Spears, mother of two, and start looking and acting your age and station in life. Freak. Oh, and good God, DO NOT SING. Enough of the fake stuffy nose rasp sock down the throat sound from the River Styx and a three note range. How she on her tree trunk legs and that horrible noise some call singing was pushed and sold to the public still boggles the mind. I cannot imagine why or how this no talent became a household name, but as I predicted in 2000, now she's just a household pest.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:29:14
Meth...does a body good! (All these stupid Hollywood sluts smoke meth out of a crack pipe...no doubt.) FAKE ASS BIATCH
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:33:50
I dont care how she looks. The second you remove her panties, the rooms gonna smell like salmon cakes.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 21:08:13
Wonder how much it all cost her?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 21:55:10
Can someone please explain to me why she is walking the streets in broad day light dressed like that?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 21:58:42
"1. Millions of dollars
2. Millions of records sold
3. Millions of fans
4. Million dollar abs
5. Millions of chicks jealous of her"
1. So? She's still a terrible mother and a loser.
2. So? People have bad taste in music. Next.
3. Her fans are idiots, so that just proves there are lots of idiots in the world.
4. Those aren't "abs". That's a fake tan/body contouring and plastic surgery.
5. I feel sorry for how ugly a girl would have to be to be jealous of Britney.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 22:06:24
Meh, still fugly. I never understood the fascination with this stumpy tramp. The wig, hat, glasses thing is funny though. She looks ridiculous.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 22:15:33
wow....what a waistline! if only i have the money.....i'd swear i'll look 10 times better than that skunk!
By sparklingmalice, on April 24, 2007 23:24:50
BLAH
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 05:04:40
I wish I could afford to get my fat melted...ahh..A girl can still dream...But the boots have to go.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 05:42:05
Her body doesn't look bad-she has a cute ass and if she is air-brushed tan...there is only so much that that can do for someone to disguise imperfections...but she's a "butter face" and the ashtray/cheeto smell comment hit home...also someone reposted the link of her cooch...in the one pic where you can see her C-section scar...her cooch is leaking mutant ooze...Oh, and PLEASE take your 'effing stinky, shit-kicking, ugly ass boots off???? Does she sleep w/ them on...GOD...are her fat Barney Rubble feet too swollen and the boots have now become part of her leg????
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 06:54:07
I'm pretty sure that everyone is waiting for her album to flop and for the imminent suicide that follows.
I'm just waiting for South Park to rag on this ugly bitch. It's about damn time they covered this skank.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 08:19:24
Carrot Top is in good shape too. That doesn't make either of them any less vile and repulsive. Go away Shitney, just go away.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 10:57:31
tacky ass ho...it's easier to lipo it all off than actually do the exercise huh? at least she pretends to go to dance class...
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:49:23
There has got to be a reason for the boots. I know she's crazy, but there has got to be a reason. I bet that dumb bitch accidentally super glued them on while huffing.
By Mackenzie, on April 26, 2007 09:09:44
I will say that she looks good, however, I have no respect for a person who doesn't have shit to do all day but workout. She has the money to pay a chef to cook nutritional meals for her 6 times a day, and it's not like she has a "job" to go to, so she can workout 16 hours in a day if she wanted, hello even 24. And we all know she's also getting her belly fat melted away. I have more respect for the woman (or man) that works 8 fuckings hours a day, has to cook dinner for herself and her family, participate in any extra clubs and activities, and still makes time to workout...that bitch doesn't need to be congratulated for something she could have always done...I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
By TiaBia, on April 26, 2007 09:26:43
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