damn. she pays as much child support as diddy. she should've never went crazy and she would've kept her kids and only had to pay what was on the pre-up agreement and split for the house. now shes basically a divorced working father.
This is awesome. I know some gold-digging wives of rich tycoons do this, but at least those men (and maybe some business women) have enough drive and talent to keep them working to keep up as much of the payments as they can!
AHahahahaha, Britney better get working and hope to God that she makes enough money to maintain those payments for the next 18 years.
I love this. We all make stupid decisions, but it just goes to show you that these talentless girls are nearly braindead as well. Live in the moment girls and let your stupid decisions haunt you for 20 years and more!
I always thought she screwed him for the boo boos. I'm even betting she saw him, remembered that he was a back-up dancer, and heard *cha-chings in her head. Brintey + semi-attractive back-up dancer = hopeful child star kids
I sure hope it works out, because she's going to need some help paying FedEx that money every month to blow on hookers, oops, I mean his kids.
WOnder if the no-tell-all becomes null and void after she goes out Anna Nicole-style? Of course, that assumes he knows how to engage in written communications.
What a minute... Britney has kids? I though that those kids were her servant's kids considering I never see her with children any more. And,I secretly hope that in 10 years down the line, she won't be able to pay what's-his-face the money and he sues her. Ah, if poor white trash were rich white trash, it'd look something like this.
I love how everybody was taunting him as a retard redneck not long ago. Fine, he's a retard redneck. A multimillionaire retard redneck. A multimillionaire retard redneck who gets all the tail he wants. Yeah, what a loser.
Man, he must have some shit on Britney that she does NOT want him to spill to the general public. Upping his settlement money "to speed things along" and oh, by the way, you can't write a tell-all book.
Yeah right, she wants to make sure he has enough money to not be tempted by money from interviews. AND enough to be able to threaten him with cutting off if he says too much.
She just bought his silence is all, and the price was veeeerrrry high!
What, like her biological clock was ticking and she needed kids right now? She's so pathetic the words that come out of her fat mouth are just . . . incredible!
If she wanted to have kids, why didn't she have some with Timberland or that other guy she married for a day.
$50,000 a month for child support? Such bullshit. Funny how the courts think it must cost more to raise a child if you're rich than if you're not. What, do rich kids eat more? Such BS...
At least for once the tables have been turned and it's the woman who's getting shafted instead of the guy.
so he gets 1mil from the 2 yrs of marriage, and 600k yearly for child support (does he have to spend that on child related stuff?), then 1/2 the proceeds from a 13mil house - what did they pay for it? Isn't proceeds half the profit, which would probably be along the lines of 2 or 3 mil if they only bought it 2 yrs ago.
He'll walk with closer to 3.5 + child support; still not chump change, but very different than 13mil.
"thank you for my babies"...that i can only be bothered to see 3 days a week.....
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?? Im a mother and if i onyl got to see my kid for 3 days a week id be distraught....what a fucked up slag.
FOUR days a week? That's very unusual for a man to get most of the custody. She must be totally useless. (Not saying dads don't deserve custody, just saying that moms usually get most of it.)
"that ah picked out mah-sayulf at the Wal-Mart up the road. They was real cute sittin' there in that there cart, and I was fixin' to take 'um home wit me. Now I laaahke lil' bitties, but now ahm tiiihhred ofum. Ahh's gonna take um back to Wal-Mart back to the Reee-turns counter. The naahce lady willa git me some money fer um. Then ahh kin go party sum more after ah spend some tahhme in the Cheetos and beer aisle."
I think she's happy to be rid of those babies. Reminds me of the sixth graders on Jerry Springer who think babies are heaven on earth, then dump them on the system. Some "women" are better off NOT being "mothers." Those poor kids; between their less than stellar genetics for IQ, being dropped on the head and skulls broken by BritTit, and the Pimp Daddy..oi vey. Hopefully they'll be slow enough to be unaware their mother abandoned them and signed them away in a divorce and that their Daddy is a no good pimp user creep. That would be the kinder thing nature could do for the Fexex BritTit boys-too low of a thinking capacity to realize two raw deals for parents.
Um, Kaiser SOZE (had to check your spelling) DISAPPEARS. FEDex reappears and is more like gum on a shoe than a disappearing drug kingpin. More like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland than Kaiser Soze. We should be so lucky.
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You know, I've been wondering what's inspired her recent interest in the Granny-Chic look. I think I've found her inspiration...
Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies
By Vigilante, on 10:26 AM
And a Native American-inspired souvenir seat cushion for a hat.
That's one classy broad right there, yessir!
By joejoe, on 10:28 AM
She stole that "wrap" from the Flintstones.
By BV, on 10:33 AM
damn. she pays as much child support as diddy. she should've never went crazy and she would've kept her kids and only had to pay what was on the pre-up agreement and split for the house. now shes basically a divorced working father.
By prettyboy, on 10:35 AM
he has the kids 4 days a week? jeez....thats quite a lot. Leaves her more time for going out and getting pissed and flashing her minge i guess.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
This is awesome. I know some gold-digging wives of rich tycoons do this, but at least those men (and maybe some business women) have enough drive and talent to keep them working to keep up as much of the payments as they can!
AHahahahaha, Britney better get working and hope to God that she makes enough money to maintain those payments for the next 18 years.
I love this. We all make stupid decisions, but it just goes to show you that these talentless girls are nearly braindead as well. Live in the moment girls and let your stupid decisions haunt you for 20 years and more!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
I always thought she screwed him for the boo boos. I'm even betting she saw him, remembered that he was a back-up dancer, and heard *cha-chings in her head.
Brintey + semi-attractive back-up dancer = hopeful child star kids
I sure hope it works out, because she's going to need some help paying FedEx that money every month to blow on hookers, oops, I mean his kids.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
WHAT! I thought the prenup said he was only getting a million? holly shit
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
WOnder if the no-tell-all becomes null and void after she goes out Anna Nicole-style? Of course, that assumes he knows how to engage in written communications.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
"thank you for my babies"? yeah right. that line alone is bullshit. britney couldnt pick her kids out of a fuckin lineup.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
She'll be broke in 10 years or less.
K-fed may be scum, but he's got a hell of a lot more savvy than Britard.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
I can already envision the Playboy spread now.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
What a minute... Britney has kids? I though that those kids were her servant's kids considering I never see her with children any more.
And,I secretly hope that in 10 years down the line, she won't be able to pay what's-his-face the money and he sues her. Ah, if poor white trash were rich white trash, it'd look something like this.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
I love how everybody was taunting him as a retard redneck not long ago. Fine, he's a retard redneck. A multimillionaire retard redneck. A multimillionaire retard redneck who gets all the tail he wants. Yeah, what a loser.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
50,000 a month for child support? even for rich spoiled brats, that's insane.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
13 million to screw Britney? almost worth it
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
A dingo ate my babies...
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
I think we had Kevin pegged all wrong. He's turning out to be quite the Kaiser Soeze.
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
Man, he must have some shit on Britney that she does NOT want him to spill to the general public. Upping his settlement money "to speed things along" and oh, by the way, you can't write a tell-all book.
Yeah right, she wants to make sure he has enough money to not be tempted by money from interviews. AND enough to be able to threaten him with cutting off if he says too much.
She just bought his silence is all, and the price was veeeerrrry high!
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
No, 3:38, I think Britney is the only one who had Kevin pegged on wrong. Most people knew he was in it (and by 'it' I mean Britney) for the money.
ahahaahah, serves her right.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
FedEx basically hit the lottery.
It's like the Chappelle Show skit where Dave Chappelle knocked up Oprah. I'm rich, bitches!
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
"Thank you for my babies"????
What, like her biological clock was ticking and she needed kids right now? She's so pathetic the words that come out of her fat mouth are just . . . incredible!
If she wanted to have kids, why didn't she have some with Timberland or that other guy she married for a day.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
Ah, go after paris, y'all. At least Britney has actually earned her own money (and supported her parents) whether you think she's talented or not.
By sick of you, on 4:31 PM
Actually, the kids spend 4 days a week with Kevin Federline's servants and 3 days a week with Britney's maid ... so ...
... I'm think their first words are going to be ... "Mama, donde esta mi desayuno?"
By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
$50,000 a month for child support? Such bullshit. Funny how the courts think it must cost more to raise a child if you're rich than if you're not. What, do rich kids eat more? Such BS...
At least for once the tables have been turned and it's the woman who's getting shafted instead of the guy.
By Sean, on 7:06 PM
i hate Britney and hopes she retires away from camaras
By WonkyEyedMofo, on 8:01 PM
ooh. keep all the gifts she gave him during their marriage? So I wonder if this means he'll get the Ferari back?
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Ha! K-Fed gets the kids more than her, who would've thought that a year ago? She deserves her misery, the stupid bint.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
so he gets 1mil from the 2 yrs of marriage, and 600k yearly for child support (does he have to spend that on child related stuff?), then 1/2 the proceeds from a 13mil house - what did they pay for it? Isn't proceeds half the profit, which would probably be along the lines of 2 or 3 mil if they only bought it 2 yrs ago.
He'll walk with closer to 3.5 + child support; still not chump change, but very different than 13mil.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
...i still hope she dies.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 PM
"thank you for my babies"...that i can only be bothered to see 3 days a week.....
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?? Im a mother and if i onyl got to see my kid for 3 days a week id be distraught....what a fucked up slag.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 AM
I wonder what made her "fall" for him in the first place.......
By Nobody, on 3:53 AM
FOUR days a week? That's very unusual for a man to get most of the custody. She must be totally useless. (Not saying dads don't deserve custody, just saying that moms usually get most of it.)
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
50,000/4/4= $3125 child support per day he recieves.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
"Thank you for my babies"...
"that ah picked out mah-sayulf at the Wal-Mart up the road. They was real cute sittin' there in that there cart, and I was fixin' to take 'um home wit me. Now I laaahke lil' bitties, but now ahm tiiihhred ofum. Ahh's gonna take um back to Wal-Mart back to the Reee-turns counter. The naahce lady willa git me some money fer um. Then ahh kin go party sum more after ah spend some tahhme in the Cheetos and beer aisle."
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
I think she's happy to be rid of those babies. Reminds me of the sixth graders on Jerry Springer who think babies are heaven on earth, then dump them on the system. Some "women" are better off NOT being "mothers." Those poor kids; between their less than stellar genetics for IQ, being dropped on the head and skulls broken by BritTit, and the Pimp Daddy..oi vey. Hopefully they'll be slow enough to be unaware their mother abandoned them and signed them away in a divorce and that their Daddy is a no good pimp user creep. That would be the kinder thing nature could do for the Fexex BritTit boys-too low of a thinking capacity to realize two raw deals for parents.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Um, Kaiser SOZE (had to check your spelling) DISAPPEARS. FEDex reappears and is more like gum on a shoe than a disappearing drug kingpin. More like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland than Kaiser Soze. We should be so lucky.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 PM
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