I'd hit it if I didn't think her daddy would make me marry her and then once we were married sleep in the bed with us to make sure we didn't have any fun.
Fuck you Hulk Hogan, I used to be a fan, but now I want you out of my bed so I can fuck your daugher.
Are you kidding me? She's going to be 19 next month and she looks like she was in her late 20's (a bad case of late 20's). Look at the wrinkles on her face and neck. Too much time in the sun, I guess. And, definitely, bad genes.
First time I saw her was a couple of years ago and though that she was actually kind of cute, but she's quickly growing into a beast of a woman.
At (almost) 19, she needs to do something about those damn wrinkles on her face. And a boob job would be nice, too. I like boob jobs on certain women. And... ever seen a 50 year old woman's tits? A quality boob job can take 10 or even 15 years off a woman's age. Here's my motto: gravity is a bitch. A woman's face, legs, and ass don't age as quickly as her TITS.
@ 12:55: 12:28 here - yes, and my comment was not directed at Todd. It was actually at the first poster who seems to have a big boner for her. Anyway, somebody tell this girl to get out of the damn sun. ;)
I'd tear into her like a Slim-Jim if I had 100% certainty that her dad wasn't going to rush into the room and leg drop me for giving her a foot massage or kissing her on the cheek.
So, I also agree with 12:07pm.
Fuck you, Hulk Hogan. I wanna rail your daughter. I want those legs wrapped around me. I want to see her size 12 feet waving in the air in esctasy.....
Ok so I have a thing for big footed tranny looking women. Fuck you all! I'd poke her in the ass and then slap her silly right before I curled her tail and called her Porky.
"Ok so I have a thing for big footed tranny looking women. Fuck you all! I'd poke her in the ass and then slap her silly right before I curled her tail and called her Porky. [12:07]"
That's pretty funny and good for you, I guess! LOL.
HELLOOO??? Have any of you seen her MOM? This girl got a double whammy in the gene pool so give her a break. At least she's not a stuck-up, strung-out, bitch like the rest of them. That's saying alot especially if you live in Miami Beach, let's hope she stays that way. We don't need another slutty rich bitch down here.
Um, anon, with your requiring ladies over fifty to get boob jobs, then you must get a testicle lift after forty. My ex husband's made me want to vomit on the floor they were so fugly and old and nasty looking. Oh, and you should also take Viagra and have a mandatory vasectomy and penile implant to improve your saggy sad little peenie which you have overworked looking at all those airbrushed synthetic boobies. It's only fair that if we ladies must mutilate our bodies and have major surgery because sots like you watch too much cable and think fake boobies are the bomb, then all you so perfect and well endowed and able to maintain stiff erection gents also need to be nekked all over the media and perfect for our consumption. So, I'll get my lovely boobs lifted at fifty if you'll get a dick enlargement, ok baby?? You shallow ass.
Hey, I'm not asking you to stuff your vagina with something, you dumb cunt, just get a little tit lift. If those pancakes droop all the way to the floor, that is. If they're naturally round and full, then you're fine. And I certainly don't like anything done with a woman's face... let the woman age gracefully, I say.
Ever see that commercial (Bowflex?) on TV with that 50 year old chick in the purple bikini? If her tits were as flat as pancakes (flat as in old and droopy, not small), she'd look "old", no matter how firm the rest of her body was. With a nice tit job, the chick looks awesome - even at 50.
And it's just my personal opinion anyway, so why are you taking it so personally? Got issues or a bad experience or something?
She has a fantastic body. Unfortunately, the longer she is in the spotlight she will develop anorexia, but until then her body looks great. Her clothing and makeup choices? Thats a different story.
Our culture is so screwed up...We just pick apart women's looks unless they look like a Victoria's Secret model, and even then nasty comments are made. She looks beautiful here, very natural. Get a life people, stop picking on other's looks because I doubt any of you are much to look at yourselves.
looks like a TRANNY and her "songs" suck they are horrible and what the fuck was that all about with that disgusting shit on her teeth she looked disgusting and she won best Ugly mouth with jewlery and shit on her teeth
Honestly, yeah she's not the most delicate feminine looking girl, but I actually think she looks really cute!! And especially much better than when she wears tons of makeup.And to the guy who thinks it's some kind of a requirement that women get boob lifts after a certain age just to please him - fuck you. Get a life.
"Lemme tell ya' something, Mean Gene, it's a lot of pressure to try to stay pretty in the public eye...when your dad won't even let you use Tampax for fear of them popping your cherry, and when your mom tries to tell the hair and makeup crew at photo shoots that my hair should be blonder and my eyeliner thicker, it puts a lot on the Brookester. I can't help it because I look like the old lady from "There's Something About Mary": look at my parents for Christ's sakes!!! So whatcha' gonna do, when the tanning lotion and steroids run wild on YOU?!?!!?"
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I'd hit it if I didn't think her daddy would make me marry her and then once we were married sleep in the bed with us to make sure we didn't have any fun.
Fuck you Hulk Hogan, I used to be a fan, but now I want you out of my bed so I can fuck your daugher.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Todd may possibly be the most evil person on Earth. Maybe that's why I love him so.
By Nikki, on 12:16 PM
Please. She looks fine.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
The dark pants work well to hide the penis bulge.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Are you kidding me? She's going to be 19 next month and she looks like she was in her late 20's (a bad case of late 20's). Look at the wrinkles on her face and neck. Too much time in the sun, I guess. And, definitely, bad genes.
First time I saw her was a couple of years ago and though that she was actually kind of cute, but she's quickly growing into a beast of a woman.
At (almost) 19, she needs to do something about those damn wrinkles on her face. And a boob job would be nice, too. I like boob jobs on certain women. And... ever seen a 50 year old woman's tits? A quality boob job can take 10 or even 15 years off a woman's age. Here's my motto: gravity is a bitch. A woman's face, legs, and ass don't age as quickly as her TITS.
Anyway, there is nothing "hot" about this girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
She looks too much like a female version of Hulk Hogan. Ugh.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
Her parents are both trannies.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
Even when she's pulling it with all her might her gut still looks fat.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
@ 12:28: "Hot" was sarcasm. Did you even read the post before you commented?
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
@ 12:55: 12:28 here - yes, and my comment was not directed at Todd. It was actually at the first poster who seems to have a big boner for her. Anyway, somebody tell this girl to get out of the damn sun. ;)
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
12:07 hit it on the head.
I'd tear into her like a Slim-Jim if I had 100% certainty that her dad wasn't going to rush into the room and leg drop me for giving her a foot massage or kissing her on the cheek.
So, I also agree with 12:07pm.
Fuck you, Hulk Hogan. I wanna rail your daughter. I want those legs wrapped around me. I want to see her size 12 feet waving in the air in esctasy.....
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Whatcha gonna do when tranny-mania runs wild over you???!!!!
Actually, she's not even that hot compared to most trannies!
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
She's not as ugly as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, so that's good.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
LiLo is hotter than this bitch.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Ok so I have a thing for big footed tranny looking women. Fuck you all! I'd poke her in the ass and then slap her silly right before I curled her tail and called her Porky.
12:07
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
That's a MAN BABY!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
"Ok so I have a thing for big footed tranny looking women. Fuck you all! I'd poke her in the ass and then slap her silly right before I curled her tail and called her Porky. [12:07]"
That's pretty funny and good for you, I guess! LOL.
12:28 here, again.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Turn the camera off so that the poor girl can relax and let her stomac out..
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
haha, no 4 inches of makeup here. god what a....yuck.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Looks like daddy's fake tan comes in a family pack.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Man..the boobie fairy missed a house!
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
who's Brooke Hogan
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
and then the next set of pics we will see are of her passiong out from lack of oxygen... breath, boy! breath!
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
It's really to bad she took after her father in the looks department.
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
Why is this dude wearing a bra??
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
three words
HELLO, SKIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:23 PM
HELLOOO??? Have any of you seen her MOM? This girl got a double whammy in the gene pool so give her a break. At least she's not a stuck-up, strung-out, bitch like the rest of them. That's saying alot especially if you live in Miami Beach, let's hope she stays that way. We don't need another slutty rich bitch down here.
By Lauren, on 6:51 PM
Um, anon, with your requiring ladies over fifty to get boob jobs, then you must get a testicle lift after forty. My ex husband's made me want to vomit on the floor they were so fugly and old and nasty looking. Oh, and you should also take Viagra and have a mandatory vasectomy and penile implant to improve your saggy sad little peenie which you have overworked looking at all those airbrushed synthetic boobies. It's only fair that if we ladies must mutilate our bodies and have major surgery because sots like you watch too much cable and think fake boobies are the bomb, then all you so perfect and well endowed and able to maintain stiff erection gents also need to be nekked all over the media and perfect for our consumption. So, I'll get my lovely boobs lifted at fifty if you'll get a dick enlargement, ok baby?? You shallow ass.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Woof. One ugly bitch.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
7:29PM,
Hey, I'm not asking you to stuff your vagina with something, you dumb cunt, just get a little tit lift. If those pancakes droop all the way to the floor, that is. If they're naturally round and full, then you're fine. And I certainly don't like anything done with a woman's face... let the woman age gracefully, I say.
Ever see that commercial (Bowflex?) on TV with that 50 year old chick in the purple bikini? If her tits were as flat as pancakes (flat as in old and droopy, not small), she'd look "old", no matter how firm the rest of her body was. With a nice tit job, the chick looks awesome - even at 50.
And it's just my personal opinion anyway, so why are you taking it so personally? Got issues or a bad experience or something?
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
She looks as bad as her 90 year old mom
By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM
She has a fantastic body. Unfortunately, the longer she is in the spotlight she will develop anorexia, but until then her body looks great. Her clothing and makeup choices? Thats a different story.
By Diana Crabtree, on 12:18 PM
ya for a 35 year old . . .
not for an 18 or 19 year old.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
She looks a lot like her mom, who is a beats in her own right...too bad maybe surgery can fix her
By Jackie dressed in Cobras, on 7:49 PM
Our culture is so screwed up...We just pick apart women's looks unless they look like a Victoria's Secret model, and even then nasty comments are made. She looks beautiful here, very natural. Get a life people, stop picking on other's looks because I doubt any of you are much to look at yourselves.
By Desiree, on 11:37 PM
looks like a TRANNY and her "songs" suck they are horrible
and what the fuck was that all about with that disgusting shit on her teeth she looked disgusting and she won best Ugly mouth with jewlery and shit on her teeth
By Anonymous, on 12:57 AM
"Ze germans! Ze germans!"
I mean, really, this chick is *about* to turn 19?? She looks like a viking woman in her 40s.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
Haha, I love you anon 7:29. I completely agree.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Wait, when did training bra's become acceptable outdoor fashion ... damn .. I'm never in style .. always one step behind the times ...
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
Honestly, yeah she's not the most delicate feminine looking girl, but I actually think she looks really cute!! And especially much better than when she wears tons of makeup.And to the guy who thinks it's some kind of a requirement that women get boob lifts after a certain age just to please him - fuck you. Get a life.
By Kayleigh, on 4:46 PM
omg.omg.omg!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
"Lemme tell ya' something, Mean Gene, it's a lot of pressure to try to stay pretty in the public eye...when your dad won't even let you use Tampax for fear of them popping your cherry, and when your mom tries to tell the hair and makeup crew at photo shoots that my hair should be blonder and my eyeliner thicker, it puts a lot on the Brookester. I can't help it because I look like the old lady from "There's Something About Mary": look at my parents for Christ's sakes!!! So whatcha' gonna do, when the tanning lotion and steroids run wild on YOU?!?!!?"
Sorry, had a Wrestlemania 3 flashback there.
By Jennifer, on 7:38 AM
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