As an ass man (like Kramer), I would like to personally thank Todd for the last two posts. After the surprise of the middle picture below showing Tara Connor's delicious rump, now I get Jessica Alba.
This more than makes up for Paris' rickety dumper earlier in the day.
Dane Cook is a crime against humanity. If you want to know why we got bombed on 9/11 look no further than his horrifyingly unfunny standup routine, most of which was stolen from even less funny comedians. Seriously, look it up on Google. Dane Cook steals material all the time.
Dane Cook sucks. By the way, Ike Barinholtz from MadTV does a great impression of him sucking on stage. You almost believe it's Dane Cook! Check it on YouTube.
Jessica Alba doesn't deserve to be punished by being in this movie.
I'm not here to feud, just didn't know if he knew that. I mean, dissing on someone's dead mother is kinda...not right. (And yes, I know that he didn't technically diss her, but you know...) And whether he cares or not is not my problem.
I saw Into the Blue on cable recently. While Jessica is a pretty girl, the whole movie sems to have shown how she looked in a bikini, so why should this movie be any different? She accepted the role.
Oh please miss " I want to be considered a serious actress now. I'm sick of being perceived as sexy" Shut up whore! So now that you've broken into the movies by having shown your ass, NOW u want to be considered a actress?? Oh dear Lord! Shut the he*l up.
Jessica Alba get's more annoying in every movie. I can't stand that fake fucking laugh and this whole "oh preety girls can be funny cause they act stupid" shtick is sooo played out ...
Dane Cook is an ass and he's booooring. The fact his mom is dead doesn't change that.
Considering the trailer this seems to be a particular retarded movie.
Didn't Alba announce she wants to do more movies that focus on her acting potential? Way to go Jess. With that movie she is battling Jessica Biel for the notoriety of being a renowned tits'n'ass supplier when a film is anticipated to suck bigtime.
in that shot of her underwear, her body looks like a dudes. all hard with stringy muscles and veins...and in candid pics she has a saggy ass despite all that constant exercise. still the hottest girl in hollywood by far!
This do not look any worst then most romantic comedies.If you do not like either star, than fine do not see it.But it looks watchable to me, as much as any other.
PS-I really liked Into the Blue! It had a good story and I liked all the players.And if a direct has Jess Alba in his picture, would you not also take advantage of this and show that hot body??!!
Dane Cook sucks ass he is horrible not funny at all and the movie is going to suck to , to bad for Jessica , jessica's of the world don't work with Dane Cook he ruins movies just ask Jessica Simpson
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holy jeez
By Noba, on 12:13 PM
As an ass man (like Kramer), I would like to personally thank Todd for the last two posts. After the surprise of the middle picture below showing Tara Connor's delicious rump, now I get Jessica Alba.
This more than makes up for Paris' rickety dumper earlier in the day.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
danes mom actually passed away last year from cancer...sooo....ouch
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
^ which still begs the question, did she ever get her stitches out?
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
if a fatal tumor grew out of her giant episiotomy scar the jokes still works.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Dane Cook is a crime against humanity.
If you want to know why we got bombed on 9/11 look no further than his horrifyingly unfunny standup routine, most of which was stolen from even less funny comedians. Seriously, look it up on Google. Dane Cook steals material all the time.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
YAY for Larry Birkhead! Highlights for life!
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
OFF TOPIC
LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE FATHER
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Dane Cook sucks. By the way, Ike Barinholtz from MadTV does a great impression of him sucking on stage. You almost believe it's Dane Cook! Check it on YouTube.
Jessica Alba doesn't deserve to be punished by being in this movie.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Jessica Alba doesn't deserve to be punished by being in this movie.
1:11 PM
then she shouldn't have take the part
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Hey Todd, Dane's mother is dead.
And I love Mr. Cook, no matter what any of you say. :p
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Hey Todd, Dane's mother is dead.
Todd cares. y/n?
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Nice to see that my anti-Dane-Cook comments got censored.
The man is unfunny and a thief. Dane Cook steals from other comedians and makes their material LESS funny.
Google "Dane Cook steals" and you'll find what I'm talking about.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Todd cares. y/n?
I'm not here to feud, just didn't know if he knew that. I mean, dissing on someone's dead mother is kinda...not right. (And yes, I know that he didn't technically diss her, but you know...)
And whether he cares or not is not my problem.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Dane Cook is funny and FOINE
I've loved him since "Christ Chex"
By Diana Crabtree, on 2:46 PM
Man this looks terrible. Thank you Hollywood for more and more multimillion dollar crap!
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
^^^
There are a hundred better looking guys out there than dane cook
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Jessica Alba is what every woman should look like.
Dane Cook is a talentless fratboy meathead hack.
By j-bird, on 3:19 PM
I saw Into the Blue on cable recently. While Jessica is a pretty girl, the whole movie sems to have shown how she looked in a bikini, so why should this movie be any different? She accepted the role.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Yeah, Dane's mom is dead you fucking ass.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
Oh please miss " I want to be considered a serious actress now. I'm sick of being perceived as sexy" Shut up whore! So now that you've broken into the movies by having shown your ass, NOW u want to be considered a actress?? Oh dear Lord! Shut the he*l up.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
She's only known for showing her assets not her acting skills. BIG SURPRISE! Her head is huge. Like a potatoe or something.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
Jessica Alba get's more annoying in every movie. I can't stand that fake fucking laugh and this whole "oh preety girls can be funny cause they act stupid" shtick is sooo played out ...
Dane Cook is an ass and he's booooring. The fact his mom is dead doesn't change that.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
She's pretty and that is about it. I've never seen her do any acting that actually amounted to emoting. Mostly she just looks good.
By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM
Considering the trailer this seems to be a particular retarded movie.
Didn't Alba announce she wants to do more movies that focus on her acting potential? Way to go Jess.
With that movie she is battling Jessica Biel for the notoriety of being a renowned tits'n'ass supplier when a film is anticipated to suck bigtime.
By Die Krautsalaten, on 11:51 PM
Dane Cook has sex....with women? I doubt it.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 AM
in that shot of her underwear, her body looks like a dudes. all hard with stringy muscles and veins...and in candid pics she has a saggy ass despite all that constant exercise. still the hottest girl in hollywood by far!
By Anonymous, on 3:44 AM
Woah Dane... you got to stop making those horrible chick-flix.
Go back to comedy.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 AM
Anonymous said...
Yeah, Dane's mom is dead you fucking ass.
6:00 PM
so fucking what? todd didnt kill her. why should anyone be any nicer just cuz shes dead? its not a hard thing to do or anything
By Anonymous, on 6:20 AM
"I teach hip-hop at the cen'er!"
By honey, on 6:33 AM
Jessica ALba looks hot..period!
This do not look any worst then most romantic comedies.If you do not like either star, than fine do not see it.But it looks watchable to me, as much as any other.
PS-I really liked Into the Blue! It had a good story and I liked all the players.And if a direct has Jess Alba in his picture, would you not also take advantage of this and show that hot body??!!
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Another ass-based career...
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
Dane Cook sucks ass he is horrible not funny at all and the movie is going to suck to , to bad for Jessica , jessica's of the world don't work with Dane Cook he ruins movies just ask Jessica Simpson
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
In that sixth pic, the crotch shot -- that looks more like a man tucked back than a woman. She is so stringy. Yuck.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
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