IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Guess What Lindsay Lohan is Doing

Guess What Lindsay Lohan is Doing

39 Comments:

The only way to stop her is to kill her.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 9:07 AM
When was she gangbanged in an ally?

PS: I love the blog. It is my favorite

By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
haha, look at the jealous big girl all the way to the left in the second picture. She's glaring at Hohan for getting all the attention.

By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
that "club" looks crappy.

By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
Guess what Hohan's doing? Like, right now?

Do I have to? I just ate a big lunch. Not sure I want to think about what she might be doing.

By Vigilante, on 9:35 AM
I like how in the first picture, everyone looks like they're bored or listening to a seminar or something... except for Lindsay...

Maybe she's trying to get the attention of the one guy in the club she hasn't had sex with yet... Mr. Flannel Shirt.

By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Everyone around her seems so happy! LOL. - what kind of party is that? A wake?

By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Ya' know...when I was that young I went out a lot too. (5yr plan! :-)
Stay home and do what? She doesn't have any kids or anything...has the $$ in the bank, why not go out and party? I'd love to have no obligations a shit load of money to do whatever I want...
Yes, she's still skanky tho!

By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
^^^ Agreed. I'm an "old" married lady with 2 kids - I stay home. There's no reason for her to stay home. But there's no reason to keep taking pictures of her, either, since she's an idiot.

The party actually looks like a non-alcoholic event. I just see a lot of Red Bull and water. That's probably why everyone looks so bored.

By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Haven't seen that many douchebags in one room since the last Republican National Convention.

By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
you made that up - she doesn't have to be drugged to be gangbanged in an alley.

By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
10:03, they look bored because they can't feel their faces thanks to all of the coke that is in the room....check out the guy behind Lindsey in photo 2.

Does he not look like he is getting the next bump together...how gracious!

By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
I guess when you are filthy rich, completely uneducated (to the point where spelling your way out of a wet paper bag can pose serious problems), what else is a girl to do? She'll be either dead or a born again christian fundamentalist by 25. Hopefully the former.

By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
i'm guessing the guys in this club have been beaten up quite frequently.

By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
what a whore she is , that club is in some ghetto look at the lowlifes around her , she is a pig who will drink every night ugly alcoholic

By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
Anon 10:12 lisped: "Haven't seen that many douchebags in one room since the last Republican National Convention."

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By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
I just have to wonder if there's music playing at all, or if she hears the music in her head.

That's just a lame, f_cking pose.

By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Anon 11:28 daddy-ATM'd: blah blah blah

hahaha 10:12 made you cry. nice infantile response. reminded you of when they'd take your lunch money, huh?

By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
lohan is so done. let's move on. please.

By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
DJ AM is the best. I wonder if he does Bat/Bar Mitvahs.

By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
11:28 I'd suggest a lobotomy, but unfortunately, they're not performed anymore. Second suggestion is a good dose of science. Can you involve yourself in science in any way?

By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
I say kill her. But it must be done by a deranged photographer. Otherwise, Dina wouldn't have anything to spew about.

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
Now, don't lie, how many guys would take our Lil Miss Whore over any of the Clarkson 5? Final tally: 99% (1% are still afraid to come out). Yup, you'd take her, holding your nose, blocking your ears, predosing with broad spectrum antibiotics, armed with triple-layer latex, whatever it takes...to avoid getting smoothered in the perma-B.O. of the beached beasties below.

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
to anon 12:57, sure maybe people would pick lohan over the kids in the clarkson gang, but i mean that's really just like asking someone if they'd rather be set on fire or hit by a truck.

By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
by a five-ton truck.

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
One of her movies was on one of the pay per view channels the other night. And let me tell you, this whore can act. Really act. It's really a shame that a talent like her....Fuck, never mind.

By Howard, on 1:24 PM
10:12 / 11:56...

Nice try at a comeback, but that was weeeeeeaaaaak.

By Cap'n Crunch, on 1:34 PM
I know "Mr Flannel shirt guy"- his name is Rob, he was a friend of mine.... He is/was the new guitarist(sp?) for KORN- but since they make all the non-original members wear mask, you don't see him much..That is all I have to add.

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
p.s that one dudes shirt says Kate Moss Blows..hahahah

By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
1:34 PM cap'n crunch - easily the gayest name here.

By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
she looks like her mother here. getting old fast.

By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
LL is and will always be a cracked-out ho. Who'd want to hit that?

By Dookie, on 2:18 PM
Jesus, check out the other "people" at the club. Real winners.

By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Lohan is hot. I love a coked out party whore. When I am famous I will totally bang her out.

By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Will someone please shoot her and put US out of our misery?????? Please???????

By santa clause, on 5:23 PM
Lindsay: Just because you suck dick in a phone doesn't mean you're a call girl

By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
Hey 6:22, I think you mean just because you suck dick in a phone booth doesn't mean you're a call girl.

By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
Look at her get down at an empty table and a room full of nobodys.

What a fuckin winner.

By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
everyone there looks scared of her actually...which isn't saying a whole lot about who she actually hangs out. i almost never see her in the company of her so-called "friends" (whoever those might be)...

By Anonymous, on 7:06 PM