Oh fuck....I was hoping the thumbnails were just a misrepresentation of the full version...AH! I'm going to have nightmares of a leather face zombie bitch with mom jeans!
These idiotic stars will wear anything their stylists tell them to wear. Do they even have mirrors? I can picture all the Hollywood stylists getting together and coming up with the ugliest outfits they can think of, and laughing and laughing cuz they know these idiots in Hollywood are just going to wear them under the illusion that because it has some fancy label in it, it must look good.
Should have done playboy right after Dukes of Hazard. She looks more and more like the actress who played the original Daisy Duke. Someone should tell her not to buy her shirts and bras from the Limited Too anymore.
She looks horrendous. Celeb idiots keep jackass designers in business (like the fucktard who designed these pants) because they will buy anything if it is expensive enough. Does she not realize how fat and stupid she looks?
That commercial made me LOL... Is Jessica trying to tell the world she's pregnant without actually breaking her promise to John not to talk publicly about their relationship???
I agree with whoever made the comment about actually looking like the original Daisy Duke actress. That lady was fug--just like Jessica. At least normally you could just put a bag over Jessica's head and wig and forget what she looks like now.
11:29 beat me to the mom jeans punchline but honestly they look worst. She successfully made herself look like she weights about 300 pounds ... aren't clothes supposed to slim you?
I hate these stupid bitches with absolutly no fashion sense trying to be fashion forward. Look, I'll be honest, I don't have much fasion sense either, so I stick to a nice pair of dark jeans that fit and a simple t-shirt. No fuss. No muss.
what, she is just doing the old man pants look better then the wigger or rapper look pants hanging down the ass thats so gay dudes showing eachothers underwear gay
I swear, those are the ugliest pants that i have ever seen. Jessica, it makes your gut look bigger and please start wearing a bra. Your tits are headind south. and scrapping the ground...
EW her face is super orange and those diaper jeans are the worst thing ever. Yes she is retarded enough to think we don't notice the button is practically falling off from the sheer weight of what it's containing!
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe gets uglier every day, poor girl.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 20:14:31
Oh fuck....I was hoping the thumbnails were just a misrepresentation of the full version...AH! I'm going to have nightmares of a leather face zombie bitch with mom jeans!
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 20:29:39
she looks rediculas and is she beefing up?
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 20:31:25
great. just fuckin' great.
i can't wait for this high-waisted pants trend to hit mid-America and i end up having to look at nothing but overly-emphasized FUPA for miles...
thanks a lot, Jessica.
By amanda, on April 23, 2007 20:33:07
oh lord this reminds me of the "Mom Jeans" snl commercial-
http://www.guzer.com/videos/mom_jeans.php
a classic
By dallas, on April 23, 2007 20:55:40
These idiotic stars will wear anything their stylists tell them to wear. Do they even have mirrors? I can picture all the Hollywood stylists getting together and coming up with the ugliest outfits they can think of, and laughing and laughing cuz they know these idiots in Hollywood are just going to wear them under the illusion that because it has some fancy label in it, it must look good.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 21:10:26
UGH, she gets more hideous every week. She really needs to lay off the bronzer/tanning shit and find a bra that fits.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 21:13:24
ew she's getting really chunky
By anonymous, on April 23, 2007 21:48:49
ewwwww wtf???
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 02:16:09
The last entry in your RSS feed is about Lohan getting hacked. You need to get it fixed.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 03:37:23
Should have done playboy right after Dukes of Hazard. She looks more and more like the actress who played the original Daisy Duke. Someone should tell her not to buy her shirts and bras from the Limited Too anymore.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 05:21:46
face and tits only an incestuous father could love. or just someone who really likes trannies.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 05:27:24
They look like friggin' chambray maternity pants. And the SHIRT. Ugh.
By Vigilante, on April 24, 2007 05:57:30
She looks horrendous. Celeb idiots keep jackass designers in business (like the fucktard who designed these pants) because they will buy anything if it is expensive enough. Does she not realize how fat and stupid she looks?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 06:38:26
That is a terrible angle...she looks like she's in her 40's...dear god help her.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 08:16:18
What's wrong with her tits????
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 08:56:46
That commercial made me LOL... Is Jessica trying to tell the world she's pregnant without actually breaking her promise to John not to talk publicly about their relationship???
By gossipmonger, on April 24, 2007 09:18:56
It's like a bad episode of Three's Company.
By Mackenzie, on April 24, 2007 09:32:38
The more I see pictures of Bimbo Jessica the more stupid she looks.
By Sylvia, on April 24, 2007 11:29:13
If she wore a bra she wouldn't have to hitch her pants up so high
By x24, on April 24, 2007 12:08:18
I agree with whoever made the comment about actually looking like the original Daisy Duke actress. That lady was fug--just like Jessica. At least normally you could just put a bag over Jessica's head and wig and forget what she looks like now.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 12:26:14
My friend called this "Diaper Dungarees" LOL
Well, made ME laugh, anyway... ;)
By jenner, on April 24, 2007 15:08:52
Seems like Jessica and Britney are having an ugly-off. And Jessica seems to be winning.
Britney's getting her body back, if Jessica could save up some money she could buy hers back too!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:14:52
11:29 beat me to the mom jeans punchline but honestly they look worst. She successfully made herself look like she weights about 300 pounds ... aren't clothes supposed to slim you?
I hate these stupid bitches with absolutly no fashion sense trying to be fashion forward. Look, I'll be honest, I don't have much fasion sense either, so I stick to a nice pair of dark jeans that fit and a simple t-shirt. No fuss. No muss.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:52:41
omg, that's the 3rd funny SNL vid in like... years and years. on top of dick in a box and chronicles of narnia
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:55:15
Another classless 'ho that can't dress herself. Want to something worthwhile ? Try a mirror and see if that other 'ho Britney wants to borrow it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 17:05:15
"Book of Retardations." Ha ha! Welcome back, IDLYITW.
By Nika, on April 24, 2007 18:35:21
Its really starting to look like Nick Lachey made a good move..
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:57:51
Those look like my maternity pants, they are comfy.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 21:18:46
what, she is just doing the old man pants look better then the wigger or rapper look pants hanging down the ass thats so gay dudes showing eachothers underwear gay
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 22:57:05
I swear, those are the ugliest pants that i have ever seen. Jessica, it makes your gut look bigger and please start wearing a bra. Your tits are headind south. and scrapping the ground...
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 09:01:30
trannylicious!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 12:14:36
Holy Crap! WTF, whoever said shes beautiful, needs their eyes checked fast I think your going blind.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 12:43:43
EW her face is super orange and those diaper jeans are the worst thing ever. Yes she is retarded enough to think we don't notice the button is practically falling off from the sheer weight of what it's containing!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:46:26
that SNL skit was awesome!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:46:48
umm...why does she looked like a charred monster ?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on April 25, 2007 18:46:19
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