No fan of Jess but give folks a break. Shit happens and sometimes it can't be helped. This one goes above and beyond caustic humor - it's downright rude.
===Yuck. Her dad leaked this story? You joking? OMG! This is nasty. And a rumor, until pics surface. If it's even true. I need pics. Well..not in this case. YUCK!
I thought I was the only one it was happening to. I have a mac, and whenever it started doing that to me I just clicked the "X" that stops loading the page (next to the browser bar). That seemed to stop it.
Maybe it wasn't really her. Maybe John loves to be fisted and when she pulled her fist (arm?) out, Jessica accidentally extracted his highly compacted monthly shit, which then rolled all over the sheets as they attempted to corral it during a lighthearted afterplay romp. Then they lit it on fire and put it in front of the door to the room across the hall, and laughed so hard when the guest tried to put it out that they both peed their pants. I'm thinking it was all more along those lines.
her tits look like they're trying to escape in two different directions; her spray on tan is burning my retinas AND she's looking really bloated and chunky. shitting the bed is the least of her problems these days.
Not saying this is a real story or a fake one(but we all know celeb news magazines and sites are ALWAYS RIGHT about what they say!)if you dont have actual proof, you can pretty much say this about anyone.
Cool. I never found her that attractive, but now that I know she's down with hardcore, vicious anal poundings, me likey ! At least that better be what caused the poopoo platter.
She is starting to look like the starting nose tackle for the bears these days. She should take some of that money she has and buy a neck. That said, I would still fuck the shit out of her, but it looks like John beat me to it.
She has been the topic of NUMEROUS "blind" items about being into anal sex since she was dating Nick Lachay. I remember one vividly that talked about the "blonde good girl singer" who considered herself "technically" a virgin because she wasn't engaging in "regular" intercourse. DUH. Still...no need to tell us about the mattress! Ick
Hahahahaha! OMG this is just sick in so many ways... and im not talking about liking it up the butt.
Her dad spilled the beans about her sex life??? This dad is WAY too involved, ya? I think he would be the type of dad to show off her cooter, T & A (if she ended up in penthouse magazine, which wouldnt sadly) to all his buddies... "hey check out my little Jess, shes all grown up. So waddaya think, nice butt my girl has. Oh and look at that cooter, boy thats a looker dontya think?"
BTW, everyone knows that the best way to go for anal is to have a "fleet enema" at least 2 hours before engaging into dark territory. Its just clean and avoids accidents.
Why do starlets even bother wearing clothes anymore? I mean, first it was wearing their underwear as regular clothes and then it was flashing "accidentally" and now this. Geez, just walk around naked and get it over with.
Hi, I am a regular visitor of your site and really liked the way the whole site has been presented. All the celebrity gossips at your blog is awesome and it is great that instead of the limitation that you almost cover all the celebrity news and gossips by putting links to other celebrity blogs. I think you guys are doin a great work and hope you'll continue to offer the same for people like us who really loves to know about celebrities and their lifestyle. Nicholas
She's fucking hot. I'm a straight woman and out of all the half-naked celebs on this site, if I was forced, hers are the titties I'd want to suck on for sure.
I feel sorry for her that she feels like she has to dress like this in the first place, but let's face it -- at least she's providing fodder for our online entertainment.
52 Comments:
Crazy site code!! Everytime I go to click a link or pic. it dissappears!
Why is it that all of these 'celebrity' women have such a hard time covering themselves?
Not that I mind of course.
By MikeG, on 12:02 PM
OK, soiled bedsheets and mattresses and allegations of dirty sex. Sounds like a hot plate to me...........
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
I never would have guessed that Jessica likes it up the butt!! She just doesn't seem the type.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
So sick in so many ways.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Oh thats shitty, when it happens,,
By burntfinger, on 12:20 PM
If she did that with me, I'd have her lay in it while I fuck the ever-loving shit out of her. Literally.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
don't care what any of you MF'ers says...dem some nice tig ol' bitties yo!
By Slam Dunce, on 12:24 PM
Too bad her ugly face and midget size ruins it.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
I'd rail her while singing "Hi Ho Hi Ho It's up Jessica's ass I go"
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
No fan of Jess but give folks a break. Shit happens and sometimes it can't be helped. This one goes above and beyond caustic humor - it's downright rude.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Jessica Simson looks like Jim Morrison with a spray on tan and bolt on tits. And now a hot-plate in Paris? Jeeze Louise.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
^12:52 I'm guessing you have shat your bed in the past.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
===Yuck. Her dad leaked this story? You joking? OMG! This is nasty. And a rumor, until pics surface. If it's even true. I need pics. Well..not in this case. YUCK!
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
@12:02
I thought I was the only one it was happening to. I have a mac, and whenever it started doing that to me I just clicked the "X" that stops loading the page (next to the browser bar). That seemed to stop it.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
@ 12:52 --- The last time I shit the bed I was an infant. I'm not going to give this dumb drunk whore a break.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Her dad leaked a story about his daughters sex life? Is there anything about this family that isn't disgusting??
By Lola Lola, on 1:25 PM
Two problems here:
1. Blond bombshell? Blond - not anymore, apparently. Bombshell - no. Must be someone else.
2. Dirty sex and soiled bedsheets refered to in the same story? That's just depraved.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
no wonder Mayer always has that shit-eating grin on his face
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
This story literally is from a stoolpidgeon.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
"So which is it, John? Milk, or magnesia? Why are you laughing???
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
What can Brown do for you?
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
The worst part: mixed in with everything else was one of Papa Joe's fingernails.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Maybe we've got it all wrong. It could have been a boinkfest during the first day of Aunt Flo's visit.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
SICK.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
So she took it up the ass and shat all over.
By Jessica Who?, on 2:12 PM
This explains why her hair is brown now.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
recipe for a romantic evening:
lingerie? check.
perfume? check.
scented candles? check.
flavored lube? check.
roll of 2-ply toilet paper? check.
wait - what?
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
Maybe it wasn't really her. Maybe John loves to be fisted and when she pulled her fist (arm?) out, Jessica accidentally extracted his highly compacted monthly shit, which then rolled all over the sheets as they attempted to corral it during a lighthearted afterplay romp. Then they lit it on fire and put it in front of the door to the room across the hall, and laughed so hard when the guest tried to put it out that they both peed their pants. I'm thinking it was all more along those lines.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Give me a break, this isn't a story. Who among us hasn't had a little diarrhea dribble out while cuddling?
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
12:52 = ashlee simpson.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
it's supposed to be AFTER having wild sex that you're pooped, not during
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
I would let her soil my sheets
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
maybe john tried to stuff his ginormous head up her ass and broke something?
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
her tits look like they're trying to escape in two different directions; her spray on tan is burning my retinas AND she's looking really bloated and chunky. shitting the bed is the least of her problems these days.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
3:01, I hope that's sarcasm. If not, you might want to up your fiber intake or see a doctor cuz that's NOT normal.
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
This seemed like a crappy relationship right from the start.
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
How does a gross story like this get out anyway?
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Not saying this is a real story or a fake one(but we all know celeb news magazines and sites are ALWAYS RIGHT about what they say!)if you dont have actual proof, you can pretty much say this about anyone.
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
Cool. I never found her that attractive, but now that I know she's down with hardcore, vicious anal poundings, me likey ! At least that better be what caused the poopoo platter.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
4:12 PM - Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Now she and J-lo have two things in common. No talent being the other.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
4:29..... so?
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
She is starting to look like the starting nose tackle for the bears these days. She should take some of that money she has and buy a neck. That said, I would still fuck the shit out of her, but it looks like John beat me to it.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
How bad is it that you soil/stain the mattress to the point that it needs to be thrown away? Dear God, that is raunchy.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
She has been the topic of NUMEROUS "blind" items about being into anal sex since she was dating Nick Lachay. I remember one vividly that talked about the "blonde good girl singer" who considered herself "technically" a virgin because she wasn't engaging in "regular" intercourse. DUH. Still...no need to tell us about the mattress! Ick
By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM
Anonymous said...
This one goes above and beyond caustic humor - it's downright rude.
12:52 PM
Compared to what, the WW2 bombing shitfest from yesterday?!?!
Perspective, my dear.
Hehe - "shitfest". Didn't even PLAN that one! ;)
By jenner, on 6:16 PM
Hahahahaha! OMG this is just sick in so many ways... and im not talking about liking it up the butt.
Her dad spilled the beans about her sex life??? This dad is WAY too involved, ya? I think he would be the type of dad to show off her cooter, T & A (if she ended up in penthouse magazine, which wouldnt sadly) to all his buddies... "hey check out my little Jess, shes all grown up. So waddaya think, nice butt my girl has. Oh and look at that cooter, boy thats a looker dontya think?"
BTW, everyone knows that the best way to go for anal is to have a "fleet enema" at least 2 hours before engaging into dark territory. Its just clean and avoids accidents.
So ive heard anyway...*wink-wink*
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
maybe she is just a squirter
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Why do starlets even bother wearing clothes anymore? I mean, first it was wearing their underwear as regular clothes and then it was flashing "accidentally" and now this. Geez, just walk around naked and get it over with.
By Piquebu, on 8:48 PM
i think what really happened is that oscar mayer finally managed to pull his head out of his ass
By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
Hi,
I am a regular visitor of your site and really liked the way the whole site has been presented. All the celebrity gossips at your blog is awesome and it is great that instead of the limitation that you almost cover all the celebrity news and gossips by putting links to other celebrity blogs. I think you guys are doin a great work and hope you'll continue to offer the same for people like us who really loves to know about celebrities and their lifestyle.
Nicholas
By Adreana, on 9:26 PM
She's fucking hot. I'm a straight woman and out of all the half-naked celebs on this site, if I was forced, hers are the titties I'd want to suck on for sure.
I feel sorry for her that she feels like she has to dress like this in the first place, but let's face it -- at least she's providing fodder for our online entertainment.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
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