IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Kate Beckinsale Wants Queen Latifah's Body

Kate Beckinsale Wants Queen Latifah's Body

49 Comments:

Queen Latifah picks bigger things than Kate Beckinsale out of her morning stool.

By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
why would she pick things out of stool?

By ski, on 11:12 AM
everyone KNOWS that Kate Beckinsale's boobies are made of plastic!

not even Lolo Ferrari or Anna Nicole Smith's breasts combined match Queen Latifah's mammaries, they're basically like two copies of the Hindenberg airship strapped to her chest!

By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Wow those are some fantastic pictures of Kate. That bitch is smokin hot, she can sit on my face anytime!

By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Kate should keep her hopes up. I hear that animal-human transplants are making lots of progress these days.

By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Yo, yo yo yo.

Queen Latifuh iz the most Beautiful woman on the Earf.

Todd be a racist. Always dissin da sistas.

look, son, queen latifah is hotter than scarlett yohansen or katherin mickfeee or any of those cracker sluts.

give me a big heaping mound of chocolate over a teespoon of vanilla anyday, ya heard?

By Blingy Washington, on 11:35 AM
I'd like to have Kate's body for a day. Or an hour. Or even five minutes! I'd fuck the hell out of it.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure if she had Queen Latifah's body she wouldn't be able to run up and down stairs. Not unless she's screaming "Ahhh! Get me out of here! I was just kidding!!!"

By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
Kate is definitely one of the hottest of the "boys-with-innies".

By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
kate is heavenly

By Paul, on 11:51 AM
Anybody who can rent a forklift can have QL's body for a day.

By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
that Kate is out of her cotton-pickin' mind!

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
So she's pretty AND intelligent.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
She's clearly overlooking the smell problem.

By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
Wow...she wants bigger breasts. How about you just be thankful for not being born blind or something like that. WTF is with women in this country and body image. Who gives a fuck, be happy on your yacht and forget about it Kate Beckinsale, you idiot.

By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Why does Kate want to become super-fat? She looks perfect now. This is the insanity that clarksonism is causing.

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
I'll fuck the shit out of Latifah's big fat titties and jizz all over her chocolate face.

By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Kate, your breasts look pretty sweet to me just the way they are.

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
I'd tell Latifah next time use the antibacterial dishwashing liquid.

By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
haha this is pretty funny. LMAO@ running up and down flights of stairs ahahaaha.

By prettyboy, on 12:31 PM
correction: "I'd call National Geographic and then run up and down flights of stairs!"

By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
QL is one of the few women I could look in the eye while she gives me a blumpkin. It's definitely not beneath her.

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Kate's entire body would be a barely detectable turtlehead for the Queen.

By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Kate, Kate, Kate...you're the yummy white meat, be proud of it. Nobody wants the fatty hairy dark meat.

By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
KIND OF HARD TO BELIEVE SHE WANTS TO BE BIG AND FAT

By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
I vote for Kate Beckinsale as the most beautiful girl in Hollywood. She's gorgeous, yet she has that girl-next-door look about her. The more you look at her, the more beautiful she looks.

She's also cool as hell, funny, likes to swear, not uptight, not a bimbo, intelligent, well spoken, etc.. She's a class act with brains, looks, and a regular, down to earth, attitude.

Big fan of hers!

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
I just don't get it.

This seems to be a pretty common thought in the US, Queen Latifah being "hot" for whatever reason.

Even if I don't have anything against the lady, all I see of her is a freakin hippo with a completely bland face. Seriously, that body is not and should not be appreciated in any culture on Earth, current or past.

Women gotta have substance - screw those toothpick models! - but Queen Latifah is downright obese and not easy on the eyes at all. Not only that's not beautiful, it's also unhealthy. Even a chubby Tyra Banks is OK by me, but... Queen Latifah?? You gotta be kiddin...

By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
i guarantee if kate had big boobs, she would NOT be running up and down a flight of stairs. at least not without a sports bra on...

take it from someone who knows.

By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
hey, 3:14, wanna get together some time?

By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
Okay, I am totally a heterosexual female, but I would hit it so bad with Kate if I could...and I would hope her hot hubby would join us ;)

By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
hey, 3:29, wanna join 3:14 and me when we get together?

By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
Kate Beckinsale is OK-looking I suppose... But she's not that smart... You're just charmed by her British accent.

By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
Is talking or showing your breasts a meal ticket in Hollywood now? This is nuts every actress in any interview mentions breasts, or says that she would like to be like some other woman, because they have "bigger breasts, thighs, arms or whatever else" even though it is obvious they don't. Everyone is hungry for attention big time...but why do they have to look so oblvious to it...or suprised.... like "oops I did not want to show my breasts to everyone in this low cut plunging v-neck see through shirt-while forgetting to wear a bra.."

By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
3:29 God, I hate when women say "hubby" I don't know what other pet name suffices ... I would rather be called dick than hubby.

By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
She looks great in photos. I saw her in some movie and she was a plain jane.

By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
"But she's not that smart... You're just charmed by her British accent"

No, no, she's smart alright. She won two national writing awards before she was 16 and went on to study french and russian literature on Oxford university.

She certainly is no bimbo. I can't think of anyone in the Hollywood circus more attractive, she has classic looks, the brains and the personality.

She sure does make some crappy films though.

By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
A white person should never look to a racist that has made statements publicly like "she hates white people" for anything, but a total boycott of this persons product. She is fat and discusting and thanks for not placing this racest photo on my fragil computer screen.

By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
I don't get why celebrities are so chicken to say that Queen Latifah is fat and disgusting. She wants Latifah's body? Let's see if she could handle entering a regular door normally, not sideways.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 8:11 PM
I was looking at Kate's wikipedia info and it say she's like 1/8 Asian. That explains the eyes.

She's gorgeous.

By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
BLINGY! I've missed you!

By Vigilante, on 5:45 AM
Kate I have boob's almost as big as the Queen's and let me tell you it's a curse not a blessing. I've had naturally large breasts since middle school and I have never been able to buy a normal sized dress, cute fashionable shirts, or button down blouses. Everyone thinks it would be cool to have big boob's but it's a nightmare. I have back issue's and I have to wear bra's that look like they could support the grand tetons. It's not attractive to have a size 8 waist and 36DDD boob's! My dream is to one day get a reduction, anyone want to pay for that let me know!

By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Kate, you have too much time on your hands. If you want bigger boobs so badly, then just buy them already! But before you do, take a good look at Uma's picture posted below!!

By the truth, on 4:46 PM
I don't get why none of you, including Bones Beckinsale, seems to remember Latifah had a BREATS REDUCTION!!! Sheesh

By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
See, you made me so mad I couldn't type breasts.

By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
wow - there's a good bit of self-hatred going on here - I like being judgie as much as the next girl, but between "bones" and "fatty hairy" I'm guessing a good deal of you spend your time either guzzling milkshakes and hating yourself or guzzling milkshakes, throwing them up and then hating yourself or whacking off, guzzling a milkshake and wishing you had a real woman to touch and hating yourself. What I love most is that they would never care a whit about any of you - la!

By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
i was thinking the same shit...

By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
I think Anonymous at 11:24am is right -- Beckinsale is pretty much known to have had breast enlargement surgery. If she wanted Queen Latifah's breasts she would have bought a pair. This is just a feeble attempt to garner public sympathy for her pretend physical imperfections and to try to prove she's not obsessed with thinness.

By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
Was Kate drunk when she said that shit ?? , she looks great the way she is , with latifas tits she would look like a Mutant and not a woman

By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
This woman is absolutely amazing.

By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
Is she joking? She wants Queen Latifah's bod, she isn't serious!

By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM