Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn's Father

56 Comments:

  • Howard is gonna try to sue everyone, and lose, then kill himself.

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • Too bad for Danielynn. Howard at least looks like he could pass for a decent father. Larry just looks stoned all the time. Wonder if he's ever even held a baby. Not that it matters anyway. All these kids just end up in the care of a nanny with Spanish as their first language.

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

  • Please let this be the last post ever about ANS.

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

  • Odds are Birkhead files suit first. Hope he does.

    By Vigilante, on 1:48 PM  

  • Who would WANT to be the father anyway? Yeah. What a claim to fame. One of his little spermies happened to be faster than all the other little spermies deposited by other guys who were also in there.

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • I think its awsome that Larry was proved to be the father, although its not surprising! How could you say that its sad, maybe now Dani has a better chance to be somewhat normal and not in a circus with Howard as ring leader. R U serious when you say Howard looks like he would be a better father? Your completely delusional, hes a shmuck! Remember, Howard was a $$ leech and Larry was FIGHTING to prove he was the father! Yay Larry!

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • 1:42, from your lips to God's ears...Stern is a dirtbag.

    If I were Birkhead I'd be furious that my child had been kept from me for so long. Since that kid was born he's been vying for paternity tests and visitation rights and then after Anna's death, custody.

    I don't know if that case over Anna's supposed pending inheritance would work..she's dead now so I think the estate gets split among the rest of the direct inheriters. I don't think an inheritance would automatically go to the next of kin. So first the courts have to decide (again) if Anna gets a dime, then they have to decide if Anna's next of kin could take that since Anna is now dead. Too many variables.

    I'm betting that the courts decide against granting money to Anna (makes sense, she's a corpse now herself). That kid won't get anything and neither will any of the vultures in her life.

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • Howard was using that kid, I have a gut feeling that Larry wanted the kid, not the money...because he was trying to prove paternity since before the birth of the kid. Anna was a possible heir to the Marshall fortune, not a definate one. IF Anna had inherited money, her kid would only have gotten what Anna decided to share with her. Since Anna was a greedy, selfish bitch, good luck to Dani on that one. It would have bben decades before Birkhead could have asked his kid for spending money, at best. I think he just wanted his baby.
    There are actually men out there that want to be in thier kids lives.

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • Now he's glad that the rubber tore

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • 1. too bad for birkhead
    2. either way that child is gonna go thru hell.
    3. go back to #1

    By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

  • I hope Howard doesn't kill or poison that baby before he hands her over to Birkhead. He's a big enough dirtbag to do something shitty like that.

    By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM  

  • I knew that Larry was the father 100%. I am very happy for him. I think that Stern is going to take his life in the next few months...
    and H. Stern never had sex with Anna!

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • So, Stern isn't the father?

    No surprise there, eh?
    No other logical reason to avoid a simple DNA test like it were a weekend-long colonoscopy....

    By joejoe, on 2:20 PM  

  • I love how he's all proud of the fact that this report essentially translates to "Hey! Of all the guys who parked their cock in Anna's mutton-hole within the conception period, I'm the one who came up with the brass ring!"

    By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM  

  • I'm a guy and I will take time with my kids over money EVERY day.

    Hope Larry is a good father and does the right things.

    By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

  • anon 147 said: Howard at least looks like he could pass for a decent father.
    ***********************************
    What....the fuck......are you talking about? Is anon147 actually howard K. Stern? That might be the dumbest comment Ive ever read on this site, and thats saying a lot.

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • What's up with Anna's eyelashes in those photos? They look like they were drawn on the negative with a Sharpie. Ick.

    I guess methadone makes your eyelashes grow?

    By Lola Lola, on 2:29 PM  

  • Wow, she was a real whore, eh? Fucking every guy around.
    Good for her.

    By j-bird, on 3:16 PM  

  • Who gives a fuck. really..

    By Bostick, on 3:24 PM  

  • woo-hoo! i won the office pool!

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • LARRY HIT THE JACKPOT, STORY CLOSED! ENOUGH GO AWAY ALL WHITE TRASH FOREVER.

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • I THINK HOWARD SHOULD TAKE A LETHAL DOSE OF METHADONE NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH.

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • maybe now we can all get back to reality and stop with the stupid trash of hollyweird.

    By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

  • glad that we won't hear anymore from Prince Albert in a can and Zsa Zsa can get back to sleeping.

    By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM  

  • VIRGIE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD
    HOWARD FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD
    LARRY JACKPOT WINNER!

    By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

  • The freak show is over now. Let's not comment anymore on stupidity please.

    By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

  • Let's hope the PIG fest is over.

    By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM  

  • I wonder if we can survive without Anna? She was such an inspiration to the world of trash.

    By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

  • Anna will be missed by all the scumbags in America. Wow what a pity.

    By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM  

  • The baby should be renamed: LARRYLYNN. I think that would be appropriate and incased in a gold cage.

    By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM  

  • That baby will be a gold mine and never know true love.

    By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM  

  • Larry is a slug and seems to know he is a lucky S.O.B. He hit the lottery.

    By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM  

  • Larry's ex-lawyer should be the Godmother and the Prince should be the Godfather. Freak show begins.

    By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM  

  • NOBODY CARES. GO AWAY ALL CRACKER HEADS.

    By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM  

  • great, now this fuckery can finally end. no more ANS news. none. that includes no danniellyn, no daniel, no howard, no larry, and no Vergie-Verg.

    By prettyboy, on 3:54 PM  

  • I would like to go on the record and say that I don't care about ANS, Danniellyn (or whatever the fuck the little white trash's name is), Howard Stern, or Larry Goodhead. I wish they would all go away, and real soon.

    That is all.

    By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM  

  • Anyone who thinks Larry Birkhead is more interested in money than his kid is clearly not a parent. What a stupid comment. Larry has been a good guy throughout this whole thing. He just wanted his kid. He will never get those precious months of Dannilynn's life back. He missed out because Anna and Howard conspired to keep his child away from him. I hope HKS does the world a favor and kills himself. Scumbag.

    By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM  

  • I'd be willing to bet Birkhead will forgo trying to get the baby's money, IF she ever gets any.

    It was so sad the way Anna had lost the ability to smile, either because of drugs or surgery. All she could do at the end was curl up her top lip in a hideous grimace.

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM  

  • I hope he changes her name. FIRST and last. Dannielynn? Please. She will be so embarrased about all of this crap in about 12 years or so, he NEEDS to change her ENTIRE name before she's old enough to learn it, and get her little face out of the media (if possible).

    By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM  

  • The whole situation is very sad. Howard has been Anna's co-dependent lapdog for a very long time and he really did love her. The baby was all he had left of Anna.
    I'm glad he is finally taking steps in the right direction as far as the custody. And as much as it seems otherwise, the potential money is not the motivator to either Howard or Anna. The both of them really want that baby because she is a part of her mother.

    By Pam, on 6:03 PM  

  • I knew Birkhead was the daddy. For all those who say he was just one of many--ya,she slept with a lot of men, but they were in a relationship when she got pregnant. She'd even had a miscarriage a year earlier losing Larry's baby. So, they were obviously somewhat together. Howard K. Stern is an evil money sucking leech. Thank God that kid is going to go somewhere where it won't be murdered after the inheritance comes through. Howard would try to walk in on Larry and Anna having sex, and they had to lock all the doors to keep him out. CREEPY. Although Larry seems a litte dumb, he seems nice enough. He probably didn't write up his website, but whoever is working for him says all the right things. Good luck to that poor little crack baby, and to the daddy who'll have hella trouble on his hands as she starts to develop with developmental and social problems.

    By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM  

  • That is one ugly baby...

    By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM  

  • Jenny, you crack me up!!! I'm not a lezzy, but I think I have a little girl crush on you.

    "I can only assume Howard K. Stern was running around with a giant butterfly net trying to catch the dollar signs as they flew out of his pocket"

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM  

  • So will Larry now trademark "I Told You So"?

    By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM  

  • that poor methadone addicted baby...she probably would have a better life if she was adopted and wouldn't have to hear about this soap opera known as her paternity battle

    By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM  

  • I can't see how anyone could be sad that creepy, stalkery Howard wasn't the dad. Larry at least resembles a human being -- I keep expecting Howard to sprout fangs and leathery wings.

    I predict that soon Howard will move on to Shitney Smears, since she's another nutty stupid talentless blonde who needs a man's attention all the time. And her transformation into the new crazy junkie white-trash queen will be complete -- certainly once six-year-old SPF develops a "heart defect."

    By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

  • Congrats Larry! Be a good dad and get her the hell away from all mediafreaks.When Howard commented on Anna's drugged clown face video as it being "priceless, and worth alot" that pretty much showed his true colors. ~jlo

    By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM  

  • Maybe Birkhead will have enough sense to change that poor baby's name to Danielle Lynn.

    By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

  • Larry Birkhead! You rock my man! Now we can only hope HE is actually the father of Sean Preston and Jayden James as well...

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM  

  • COME ON LEAVE THE GUY ALONE.. this guys been fighting for his kid. Hes never been interested in the money. Now WE ARE ALL human.... everyone enjoys money, but STILL he has never come across as money hungry that Stern has!!!! Stern always looks like hes a drugs also, but Larry looks like he is genuinly interested souly on his daughter. I mean come on, that babys looked so much like Larry from the get go......... poor thing... im glad she has SOMEONE who loves her and wants to keep her FOR HER and not just her money!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BIRKHEAD!

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • O AND if NO BODY CARED............. then NO BODY would even be POSTING, not even to SAY they dont care!!!! so obviously..... THE MATTER IS A SUBJECT, EVERYONE always says so what we dont care, to any kinda celeb drama. BUT PLS????????? this is how the world goes round, and everyone would be in denial if they thought it didint go like that....... WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE NEWS, ET? DRAMA SHOWS?????? CAUSE UM HELLO, WE feed off it, no matter what anyone will say, its just the frkn truth!!!!! YOU DONT LIKE IT????/ THEN dont READ WEBSITES, VIEW TV........ turn it off, and lcose your mouth if you DONT CARE!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM  

  • Can you imagine screwing ANS? Damn, that had to be a seriously unpleasant experience. I bet Terri Schiavo was a better lay, and without the incessant whining.

    Stern won't kill himself, he's a coward.

    By X24, on 10:31 AM  

  • Of course he is the father, the baby looks just like him. It's a shame they took that poor guy through all that hell

    By MoreDiva, on 1:03 PM  

  • she looked like shit at the wedding

    like effing blonde ursula

    in a autumn fairy dress

    so greasy

    so gross

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM  

  • That dude looks like Jay Mohr.

    By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM  

  • I am not even fucking around here!!
    Howard WILL kill himself in the next few months. Mark my words. Anna died, he was being investigated after Daniel died. I think that as soon as the baby leaves he will have nothing left to live for...Bye Howie.

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

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