Lindsay Lohan's Driver is an Excellent Driver

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  1. it's one thing to cause an accident because you're not paying attention or whatever... it happens everyday. but to jump out and start screaming at the person YOU HIT.... what an utter dickhead.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:50:14

  2. Of course he was on the phone, and of course he thinks he's special b/c he got hired to drive a 20 yr. old's car. What a fucking loser.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:53:18

  3. Her legs are orange and streaky.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 07:55:31

  4. She needs to learn how to rub in fake tanning lotion. With all that money she has, cant she afford real tanning or even spray on tanning, what a whore.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 08:31:24

  5. I sincerely hope Tony rounds up some of the good fellas and they head on over to give this douchebag the biggest beat-down of his life. I'll be happy to help.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 08:43:11

  6. At least Lindsay isnt driving anymore.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 08:52:04

  7. Tood, you misquoted that segment:

    "...he hit Antonia's car. Then he has the nerve to jump out and scream, 'Don't you know who I am? I regularly bang Lindsay Lohan! I'm late for my next dose of penicillin! How dare you get in my way!' He had no idea who Antonia was."

    There. Fixed it for you, sweetums.

    By Vigilante, on April 27, 2007 09:06:21

  8. Thanks. That does sound better.

    By Todd, on April 27, 2007 09:27:32

  9. You're welcome, babe.

    By Vigilante, on April 27, 2007 09:40:25

  10. yeah... the tan is whack

    By anon, on April 27, 2007 12:01:01

  11. Dude, the reason a person has freckles is that their skin is telling them they shouldnt tan. Even if she did she'd look terrible. Does she just get kindergardeners to finger paint on her body with tanning lotion?

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 15:07:57

  12. if that guy tried to scream at me like that i'd rip him a new asshole with my bare hands.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 15:15:46

  13. I'd rip him a new asshole too, 6:15. We could start at his mouth and work our way down. Don't think we'd have to go too far. Then we could do lunch.

    How's the Ivy at 1:30 on the thirteenth of May workin' for you?

    By Vigilante, on April 27, 2007 17:16:47

  14. john zagata is a compulsive liar and loves drama....what the f*ck is lindsay thinking(oh i forgot..she's an idiot just like him!) wow didn't he manage bands @ one time...now a driver!!! life takes some wonderful turns...karma baby!!!

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 17:53:16

  15. shall you make the reservation, vigilante, or shall i?

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 18:57:13

  16. It's scientifically proven that the force exerted by egotisticall bitches is diametrically opposed to intelligence and motor skills .. and .. well o.k this is taking too much thought to say Lindsay is a dumb stupid bitch who only hangs out with other dumb stupid bitches ..

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 19:38:15

  17. SHE IS MISS DAISY NOW , WHY YOU ASK SHE HAS A BLACK DRIVER HAHAHAHA

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 23:25:41

  18. Met Tony twenty years ago while dining in Manhattan. He was with his girls, and they were young women then. Mr. Bennett sent us drinks, and came over personally to greet us. That is one classy family. Versus the ilk of you-know-what. Antonia is too classy to hype this story. Just hope that friggin' gorilla didn't hurt her physically. Love the goodfellas comment, but not likely to happen. Funny how people like Hohan and crew have a way of taking care of themselves and imploding..in time. All in good time. Wait. Watch.

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 01:03:27

  19. Ivy's booked, sorry 9:57! No matter. It'll still be fun enough to rip this Zagata guy a new one. Sounds like he could be easily baited.

    By Vigilante, on April 28, 2007 13:33:17

  20. john zagata is a music and talent manager who works for the tommy mottola company. this story is based on misinformation from anonia bennett who is a known nut case.

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 13:51:10

  21. john zagata was my talent mamager for ten years and is one of the most caring and hard working people i know. this is ridiculous.

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 13:53:06

  22. Antonia Bennett hit John Zagata! Media seeking whore!

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 14:25:28

  23. Only 2000$ in damages? For whatever luxury car Antonia was probably driving .. and in hollywood .. what is that ... the cost of the carwash to get Lohan's stink off it?

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 19:01:00

  24. ive known john zagata for years. he is not a driver but a very talented manager. this is absolutely the funniest story ever.

    By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 20:27:45

  25. Don't you know who I am?!?!? I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!

    lol

    By anonymous, on April 29, 2007 05:13:11

  26. ..haha. "don't you know who I am"

    nothing compared to Mr. Bennett, that's who.

    By destardi, on April 30, 2007 23:42:03

  27. Good God, this is ridiculous. Not true at all. John Zagata is not Lohan's driver, bodyguard, or anything of that nature. He's an indie artist manager in the L.A. area, and he is as mild mannered as they come. I think anyone who really knows him is highly amused by this manufactured story.

    Shame on Miss Bennett and her manager for slandering a man just to get some press (6 witnesses my ass), and shame on the Post for printing it without even attempting to check their facts.

    By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 14:32:49

  28. As the song says, "Once the rumor spreads, the truth is just a thing of the past".

    By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 21:36:12

  29. The 'John Zagata ' I know hasn't driven himself anywhere in years. I've been in enough cab rides with him to know. Also, folks, when did logic escape obvious reason. IF the John Zagata mistaken to be Ms. Lohan's driver is the one-and-same talent manager mentioned, would not one in such a position likely have a driver themselves??

    By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 21:40:14

  30. The funniest thing I've seen in all these posts is the description of John Zagata as a talented manager. He's worked with various bands and obviously that wasn't working out so he ended up driving Lindsay around - what a loser. For years Zagata did not even have his own car due to his irresponsible nature. He's someone who is a star chaser and his self worth is derived from the fact that he can tell you which stars numbers he has in his phonebook. And anyone who does really know him would know that the actions described and attributed to him at the crash scene fit totally with his character. He thinks he is somebody because he knows people. I have been amazed for years that people in the music business give him any sort of creedence. Wake up people!

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 07:53:31

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