It's hard to see because the fuckface who directed it had to film it with a distorting red filter, but is there some hand to bare-tit contact there? Very sexy.
Naked vampires are HOT! I'd let Lucy and Carla suck all the blood out of my huge, engorged member. Although they may need to bring in a third to handle the volume. I mean, it gets HUGE!
What? No one is going to say anything about Carla's horrendous, sagging natural boobs, like Uma's? The fact that they're natural and they don't look like canteloupes bolted to her chest? The fact that they actually have a natural curve and aren't clipped on 4 inches below her chin? How about the fact that you can't see a clear line of demarcation under the skin where the edge of the implant ends?
I'm shocked all the real breast haters out there haven't torn her apart yet.
11:04 had his mommy write the following:"I'd let Lucy and Carla suck all the blood out of my huge, engorged member. Although they may need to bring in a third to handle the volume. I mean, it gets HUGE!"
Now, Little Johnny...what did I tell you about penises in our talk the other day? One inch does not equal HUGE. And if you don't stop playing with it while watching "The View" you're going to go blind.
Lucy Liu is remarkable in terms of aging well. But she's too cold to be hot - you just know the crotch of that bikini is dry as sawdust. She only agrees to do these photoshoots because she thinks it helps her get more acting rores.
Anyone who saw "Sin City" could say nothing but 'drool...' when it comes to Carla's breasts. I don't think I have ever seen a woman look as good then she did in that movie...
Lucy Liu would have been really something, if not for those short legs of hers. I have a problem with any girl who's legs are shorter than her torso. It just looks really bad. Nothing she can do about it...
The two most beautiful Asian girls in the world, in MY opinion, are Teanna Kai (porn) and Shu Qi (have never seen another Asian girl with beautiful full lips like hers). Both have AMAZING faces and great bodies.
Always have been a huge Carla Gugino fan. Beautiful woman and super cool, as well. Not a typical Hollywood ditz or anything. She's a hell of a woman. Been naked in a few movies, too, and she definitely has a body on her!
I live here in Venice, more dykes than Holland...didnt any of them have fathers? I am also sick of Hollywood with its gay agenda turning every girl into a bisexual -sexual preditor. I dont like girl on girl, yea maybe once or teice a year... I am a man, I like Man and woman? Am I alone? Lucy Jew would lick Rosie ODonnells asshole for 25 cents.
Will you perverted white Asiaphiles please go back to eating your ramen and watching hentai porn while plotting the next girl to hit on in your Japanese class.
1009 jealous white girl....(not me but Ill take up this battle)
(Some/Few)Asians are doing a new plastic surgery thats very popular to make their eyes look more White..I read that this week. No white person is trying to look asian.
Asians are all over LA and we have all had contact with them, many times while yelling frm a car window. Most have no personality because of a sheltered up bringing. They value education and study very hard, check the colleges that black and white people cant get into because of somebody from another country taking the spots...anyway with all this education comes a lack of social activity which limits social skills. The arts escape them, fashion..check any Gap. The entire culture is very self aware, thats great in one aspect but not as far as consideration of others which they have no clue about. THAT is why they cant drive. They are so concerned on what THEY are doing they dont see or realize that others maybe around them, nor do they care.
listen, the double lid - eye opening thing, as an asian - it makes me wanna vomit in my mouth, just like when i come across some ghetto asian girl with blue contacts in her eyes -- it's like: who the fuck are you trying to fool? but, i think it's a pretty sweepingly huge generalization to say that "art escapes them" since looking in the Los Angeles art scene right now, there are a couple of up and coming asian american artists, and most (if not all) of the up and coming non-asian artists seem to have most of their major influences based upon anime (which is, ya know, japanese)....
the gap?? i thought most asians shopped at the urban outfitters on melrose....
soooooo, my response? thank you so much for literally, opening my slanty inconsiderate eyes. i can see that from your above comment you're absolutely 100% the best example for my ignorant, self-aware chinese ass of taking into consideration other people.... i mean afterall, you really thought hard about whether or not your comment would offend or not.
As a lesbian, I take slight offense (but not much) to your comment,"In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys." How many lesbians associate with you, Todd? I am assuming that hostile generalization came from a dyke whupping your ass in eighth grade, or some mysogenistic throwback to the fact that you are insecure with your small penis.
More catering to the sleazy straight guy fantasy. Will Lucy Liu ever learn? And I also found the comments in the article to be offensively homophobic. To straight guys (or idiotic women) who like to portray lesbians as vampires, all I can say is "get lost".
For 10:09 PM, this is 6:51 PM. And no. I don't own a fanny pack, my hair is cut evenly, and I hate sports. I AM, however, a fag-loving, high-heeled, styled-and-cultured kind of dyke.
I have always loved asian-american actresses. When ( and if) they make it big they always have an air of sophistication to them. When they pose its never some pornographic $h!t like all the other americans, just a nice body on a beautiful face! Go LUCY LUI!!!!!!
43 Comments:
Underrated Carla Gugino is right. She's sexy as hell. Hopefully she gets naked in the new season of Entourage, but I highly doubt it.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
lucy liu is smoking hot.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Her time has come and gone.
Thank goodness.
By Ancient Chinese Secret, on 10:22 AM
So where are some awesomely big and sexy Carla shots!? Screw Lucy (OK).
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
It's hard to see because the fuckface who directed it had to film it with a distorting red filter, but is there some hand to bare-tit contact there? Very sexy.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
Them chinks sure do age well...
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
racist bastard! dont be jealous cause asians have better genes
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Naked vampires are HOT! I'd let Lucy and Carla suck all the blood out of my huge, engorged member. Although they may need to bring in a third to handle the volume. I mean, it gets HUGE!
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Lesbians get so horny during their periods.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
What? No one is going to say anything about Carla's horrendous, sagging natural boobs, like Uma's? The fact that they're natural and they don't look like canteloupes bolted to her chest? The fact that they actually have a natural curve and aren't clipped on 4 inches below her chin? How about the fact that you can't see a clear line of demarcation under the skin where the edge of the implant ends?
I'm shocked all the real breast haters out there haven't torn her apart yet.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
i'm still stuck on the face close up. nice wrinkles. makeup done like my auntie does it. wow, hot.
(sagging boobs are next)
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
11:04 had his mommy write the following: "I'd let Lucy and Carla suck all the blood out of my huge, engorged member. Although they may need to bring in a third to handle the volume. I mean, it gets HUGE!"
Now, Little Johnny...what did I tell you about penises in our talk the other day? One inch does not equal HUGE. And if you don't stop playing with it while watching "The View" you're going to go blind.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Lucy Liu is amazing! One of my top girl-crushes of all time!
I'd see her in a movie with Kiki Dunst and Sarah-face like a foot-Jessica Parker about different types of mold spores if that's what it took!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Lucy Liu is remarkable in terms of aging well. But she's too cold to be hot - you just know the crotch of that bikini is dry as sawdust. She only agrees to do these photoshoots because she thinks it helps her get more acting rores.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
ummmm...no offense, but that carla chick looks waaaaaaaay better from a distance, not up close. yikes. definitely a lights-off type of girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
Anyone who saw "Sin City" could say nothing but 'drool...' when it comes to Carla's breasts. I don't think I have ever seen a woman look as good then she did in that movie...
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
i guess since they used special cinematography she might have looked ok. she definitely needs photoshopping here.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Lucy Liu would have been really something, if not for those short legs of hers. I have a problem with any girl who's legs are shorter than her torso. It just looks really bad. Nothing she can do about it...
The two most beautiful Asian girls in the world, in MY opinion, are Teanna Kai (porn) and Shu Qi (have never seen another Asian girl with beautiful full lips like hers). Both have AMAZING faces and great bodies.
Always have been a huge Carla Gugino fan. Beautiful woman and super cool, as well. Not a typical Hollywood ditz or anything. She's a hell of a woman. Been naked in a few movies, too, and she definitely has a body on her!
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
attention courtney and uma: THIS is how a bikini is supposed to fit.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
Lucy has a fugly face. And the other chick was hot in Sin City, but wtf is up with her face in these pics? Eww.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
yikes! no more close-ups of gugino, please.
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
I'm totally with 12:25pm...Carla was so hot in Sin City....natural breasts and a incredible ass....
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
Lucy Liu is simply stunning.
HOWEVER, from the side you will notice she has bucked teeth. Noticed it when she was on the Conan O'Brian show. I haven't been the same since.
By just, on 5:46 PM
2:30, yeah, Shu Qi is unspeakably beautiful. Moderate actress, but really, really stunning.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
I live here in Venice, more dykes than Holland...didnt any of them have fathers?
I am also sick of Hollywood with its gay agenda turning every girl into a bisexual -sexual preditor. I dont like girl on girl, yea maybe once or teice a year... I am a man, I like Man and woman?
Am I alone?
Lucy Jew would lick Rosie ODonnells asshole for 25 cents.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
Q: what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: see you next month.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
Will you perverted white Asiaphiles please go back to eating your ramen and watching hentai porn while plotting the next girl to hit on in your Japanese class.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
^^ shut up jealous white girl.
other hot asian chicks besides shu qi (lucy liu isn't that hot):
vivian hsu
zhang ziyi
dawn yang
that new victoria's secret model
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
Carla Gugino is VERY underrated, indeed. Not only she's a fine actress, she's also beautiful and has a *fantastic* rack.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 PM
If I saw a vampire and a chick in jean shorts with a tattoo on her neck walking toward me, I wouldn't know who to stake in the heart first.
Wow... hilarious. Yeah, you know what? You're right. Homosexuals: evil entities that must be destroyed.
Can we leave the writing to Jenny, please?
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
1009 jealous white girl....(not me but Ill take up this battle)
(Some/Few)Asians are doing a new plastic surgery thats very popular to make their eyes look more White..I read that this week. No white person is trying to look asian.
Asians are all over LA and we have all had contact with them, many times while yelling frm a car window.
Most have no personality because of a sheltered up bringing. They value education and study very hard, check the colleges that black and white people cant get into because of somebody from another country taking the spots...anyway with all this education comes a lack of social activity which limits social skills. The arts escape them, fashion..check any Gap. The entire culture is very self aware, thats great in one aspect but not as far as consideration of others which they have no clue about. THAT is why they cant drive. They are so concerned on what THEY are doing they dont see or realize that others maybe around them, nor do they care.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 AM
7:29, you are retarded if you think white girls aren't trying to look Asian.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
wow 7:29 -- nice sweeping generalizations.
listen, the double lid - eye opening thing, as an asian - it makes me wanna vomit in my mouth, just like when i come across some ghetto asian girl with blue contacts in her eyes -- it's like: who the fuck are you trying to fool?
but, i think it's a pretty sweepingly huge generalization to say that "art escapes them" since looking in the Los Angeles art scene right now, there are a couple of up and coming asian american artists, and most (if not all) of the up and coming non-asian artists seem to have most of their major influences based upon anime (which is, ya know, japanese)....
the gap?? i thought most asians shopped at the urban outfitters on melrose....
soooooo, my response? thank you so much for literally, opening my slanty inconsiderate eyes.
i can see that from your above comment you're absolutely 100% the best example for my ignorant, self-aware chinese ass of taking into consideration other people.... i mean afterall, you really thought hard about whether or not your comment would offend or not.
By kc, on 1:46 PM
Wow... hilarious. Yeah, you know what? You're right. Homosexuals: evil entities that must be destroyed.
Can we leave the writing to Jenny, please?
I'm going to take a wild stab and say you're gay, correct?
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
Yuck, even the asians are doing lip collagen now. She looks like a duck.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
As a lesbian, I take slight offense (but not much) to your comment,"In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys." How many lesbians associate with you, Todd? I am assuming that hostile generalization came from a dyke whupping your ass in eighth grade, or some mysogenistic throwback to the fact that you are insecure with your small penis.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
More catering to the sleazy straight guy fantasy. Will Lucy Liu ever learn? And I also found the comments in the article to be offensively homophobic. To straight guys (or idiotic women) who like to portray lesbians as vampires, all I can say is "get lost".
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
This post is great,except for the
racist shit-stirrers in here.Is wal
mart closed early or something?
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
6:51pm is one of those jersey wearing mullet having fanny pack owning dykes.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
Id fuck Lucy so hard, her wandering right eye would go straight.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
No wonder she got kicked off the View.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
For 10:09 PM, this is 6:51 PM. And no. I don't own a fanny pack, my hair is cut evenly, and I hate sports. I AM, however, a fag-loving, high-heeled, styled-and-cultured kind of dyke.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
I have always loved asian-american actresses. When ( and if) they make it big they always have an air of sophistication to them. When they pose its never some pornographic $h!t like all the other americans, just a nice body on a beautiful face!
Go LUCY LUI!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
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