Papa Joe Simpson Wants Britney Spears

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  1. here's a llama
    there's a llama
    and another little llama
    fuzzy llama
    funny llama
    llama llama
    duck

    llama llama
    cheesecake
    llama
    tablet
    brick
    potato
    llama
    llama llama
    mushroom
    llama
    llama llama
    duck

    i was once a treehouse
    i lived in a cake
    but i never saw the way
    the orange slayed the rake
    i was only three years dead
    but it told a tale
    and now listen, little child
    to the safety rail

    did you ever see a llama
    kiss a llama
    on the llama
    llama's llama
    tastes of llama
    llama llama
    duck

    half a llama
    twice the llama
    not a llama
    farmer
    llama
    llama in a car
    alarm a llama
    llama
    duck

    is THIS how it's told now?
    is it all so old?
    is it made of lemon juice?
    doorknob
    ankle
    cold
    now my song is getting thin
    i've run out of luck
    time for me to retire now
    and become a duck

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 13:38:17

  2. The llama would type this on his calculator:

    80085

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 13:45:26

  3. i smell a papa joe gangbang with his daughters and twitney.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:29:50

  4. She finally got a decent wig. HALLELUJAH!

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:37:17

  5. OH MY GOD, SHE'S WEARING A DIFFERENT PAIR OF BOOTS!!!!



    LOOK!!!!!!





    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:52:15

  6. Some drunken nights and a sex tape would probably help Jessica Simpson's career since nobody cares about her anymore, but the sex tape would only sell to people who like tranny porn.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:54:40

  7. Damn you, 4:38. Llama, llama, duck. I'll have that stuck in my head for days.

    Fucking llamas.

    By Vigilante, on April 25, 2007 14:59:17

  8. >>>they'll sell about 11 copies, which will be quickly "distributed" over p2p networks for "free".

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 15:02:34

  9. Everybody knows his daughters do coke, duh! And obviously they think worlds of themselves, carving out their faces and shit. I'd say Britney's no worse off as she is. He just wants a client who is LEGAL to screw.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 15:37:40

  10. weird thing is I can totally picture him banging Jessica in the ass

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:05:23

  11. Dude, seriously, follow these steps:
    - look closely to his face on the main pic;
    - think about the most stupid fratboys you can;
    - look at the pic again;
    - realize that this man was once a MINISTER.

    And the world is such a funny place, ain't it?

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:21:40

  12. He is probably bored with ogling his daughters and wants some new trashy youngster to creep on

    By The truth, on April 25, 2007 20:39:05

  13. NOW I know what the hat/hair costume thing reminds me of:

    COUSIN IT!!!!

    Man, you could really rhyme with brit, tit, shit, it, here, Mama Brit had a fit tripped over her tit for her young she don't give a shit 'cause she's channeling cousin it.. la la

    As for Pimp Joehomonger Simpson: Wow. I guess since he's burned his stairway to heaven, he might as well pimp the princess bride of Satan now that his two fugly spawn are all dried out. Somebody, get us a case of wooden spike crosses to save ourselves with!

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:18:36

  14. Dear The Truth Said, Gosh, you must not go to church much: Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Catholic Priests, and I gotta tell ya, for every one of them, there's a hundred creeps like them up on a pulpit somewhere preaching morals to the rest of us, and that's the truth. I've been there, I've met them, I've seen, I know. As for pimp Joe, he was only an assistant pastor in the Bob Jones he man woman hating So. Baptist church, no great success, a transient minister, and they were literally as poor as church mice and just as parasitic.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:27:10

  15. i want more scary courtney love pictures.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:27:58

  16. Five Fifty Two: I saw those boots on sale already. So last winter. Did you notice she's walking between the lines? Were those photos taken by the cop who pulled her over for DUI and made her walk a straight line?? Man, don't tell me the cops in Horeywood are the paparazzi now.

    By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:35:15

  17. Papa just wants Britney to buy Jessica's wigs.

    By loo loo, on April 26, 2007 06:28:05

  18. I think she needs good songs--her next manager should be What's-His-Name, the nerdy judge on "Search for the Next Pussycat Doll."

    By Zen Wizard, on April 26, 2007 09:29:24

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