i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama tastes of llama llama llama duck
half a llama twice the llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck
is THIS how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck
Some drunken nights and a sex tape would probably help Jessica Simpson's career since nobody cares about her anymore, but the sex tape would only sell to people who like tranny porn.
Everybody knows his daughters do coke, duh! And obviously they think worlds of themselves, carving out their faces and shit. I'd say Britney's no worse off as she is. He just wants a client who is LEGAL to screw.
Dude, seriously, follow these steps: - look closely to his face on the main pic; - think about the most stupid fratboys you can; - look at the pic again; - realize that this man was once a MINISTER.
NOW I know what the hat/hair costume thing reminds me of:
COUSIN IT!!!!
Man, you could really rhyme with brit, tit, shit, it, here, Mama Brit had a fit tripped over her tit for her young she don't give a shit 'cause she's channeling cousin it.. la la
As for Pimp Joehomonger Simpson: Wow. I guess since he's burned his stairway to heaven, he might as well pimp the princess bride of Satan now that his two fugly spawn are all dried out. Somebody, get us a case of wooden spike crosses to save ourselves with!
Dear The Truth Said, Gosh, you must not go to church much: Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Catholic Priests, and I gotta tell ya, for every one of them, there's a hundred creeps like them up on a pulpit somewhere preaching morals to the rest of us, and that's the truth. I've been there, I've met them, I've seen, I know. As for pimp Joe, he was only an assistant pastor in the Bob Jones he man woman hating So. Baptist church, no great success, a transient minister, and they were literally as poor as church mice and just as parasitic.
Five Fifty Two: I saw those boots on sale already. So last winter. Did you notice she's walking between the lines? Were those photos taken by the cop who pulled her over for DUI and made her walk a straight line?? Man, don't tell me the cops in Horeywood are the paparazzi now.
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i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
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llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 13:38:17
The llama would type this on his calculator:
80085
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 13:45:26
i smell a papa joe gangbang with his daughters and twitney.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:29:50
She finally got a decent wig. HALLELUJAH!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:37:17
OH MY GOD, SHE'S WEARING A DIFFERENT PAIR OF BOOTS!!!!
LOOK!!!!!!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:52:15
Some drunken nights and a sex tape would probably help Jessica Simpson's career since nobody cares about her anymore, but the sex tape would only sell to people who like tranny porn.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:54:40
Damn you, 4:38. Llama, llama, duck. I'll have that stuck in my head for days.
Fucking llamas.
By Vigilante, on April 25, 2007 14:59:17
>>>they'll sell about 11 copies, which will be quickly "distributed" over p2p networks for "free".
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 15:02:34
Everybody knows his daughters do coke, duh! And obviously they think worlds of themselves, carving out their faces and shit. I'd say Britney's no worse off as she is. He just wants a client who is LEGAL to screw.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 15:37:40
weird thing is I can totally picture him banging Jessica in the ass
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:05:23
Dude, seriously, follow these steps:
- look closely to his face on the main pic;
- think about the most stupid fratboys you can;
- look at the pic again;
- realize that this man was once a MINISTER.
And the world is such a funny place, ain't it?
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 17:21:40
He is probably bored with ogling his daughters and wants some new trashy youngster to creep on
By The truth, on April 25, 2007 20:39:05
NOW I know what the hat/hair costume thing reminds me of:
COUSIN IT!!!!
Man, you could really rhyme with brit, tit, shit, it, here, Mama Brit had a fit tripped over her tit for her young she don't give a shit 'cause she's channeling cousin it.. la la
As for Pimp Joehomonger Simpson: Wow. I guess since he's burned his stairway to heaven, he might as well pimp the princess bride of Satan now that his two fugly spawn are all dried out. Somebody, get us a case of wooden spike crosses to save ourselves with!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:18:36
Dear The Truth Said, Gosh, you must not go to church much: Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Catholic Priests, and I gotta tell ya, for every one of them, there's a hundred creeps like them up on a pulpit somewhere preaching morals to the rest of us, and that's the truth. I've been there, I've met them, I've seen, I know. As for pimp Joe, he was only an assistant pastor in the Bob Jones he man woman hating So. Baptist church, no great success, a transient minister, and they were literally as poor as church mice and just as parasitic.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:27:10
i want more scary courtney love pictures.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:27:58
Five Fifty Two: I saw those boots on sale already. So last winter. Did you notice she's walking between the lines? Were those photos taken by the cop who pulled her over for DUI and made her walk a straight line?? Man, don't tell me the cops in Horeywood are the paparazzi now.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 21:35:15
Papa just wants Britney to buy Jessica's wigs.
By loo loo, on April 26, 2007 06:28:05
I think she needs good songs--her next manager should be What's-His-Name, the nerdy judge on "Search for the Next Pussycat Doll."
By Zen Wizard, on April 26, 2007 09:29:24
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