And Jesus, I want that bra. Then I can use and pass Stravros to my best friends and enemies like a hot potato too. If it can make her A's look like that, imagine what it can do to my C's. YAY! I GET TO HAVE BOOBS!
Of course Pathetic Hilton did not sing on her album, it was a totally manufactured computer voice-Rod Stewart called her on that, by the way. PRINCE RULES!!!!!!!! Not just a brilliant musician, but an all around brilliant human being. Now if all real celebs would do something similar, maybe she would stop showing up so many places. She had to be the easiest person in the world to bait. I hope Prince didn't catch anything nasty by being that close to her.
Damn, she's ugly lol. And her tits aren't fake they are just as small as before. It's a push up bra. I thank the Lord and my mother that I was blessed in that area and don't have to resort to those things. ;)
Prince, you are awesome. First he takes out Wusstin Timbergay for claiming that he brought sexy back, and now he's challenging Parasite to sing for real. We love you, Prince. You're a King!
I'd tap Prince just because he's the bomb. What the hell kinda fat did Hilton inject into her face to make herself look less like a ghoul? She looks..babyish. Since she has no fat in her ass, which is where they harvest and inject into hag's faces now so you supposedly don't notice the rest of them starving to death, where did she get the fat to inject in her face? I know! Kelly Clarkson donated fat from her bacon ice cream eating ass to install into Paris' face! Wow, that's like the Hollywood equivalent of donating a kidney.
Eleven oh five it's a neat little trick called AUTOTUNE, not a supercomputer. Not exactly rocket science. Simply a handy little recording studio digital pitch bender. A knob a monkey can twist back and forth to make anyone singing a single note sing a whole song on key. It sounds like the weep wam cake from the Little Rascals, or Robot from Lost in Space having a hissy fit, and if you listen to any crappy pop singer, you'll hear the autotune. So tacky. It's nothing new, been around twenty years, you can buy one for home cheap or probably hack one off a music site for your own computer pleasure. The common computer user can autotune all their mp3s with a little skill. Shania Twain is a huge offender with autotune. Cher used it creatively in her music a few years back, then again, Cher doesn't need it because she isn't tone deaf like all these pop wenches. I have absolute pitch and the autotuned songs irritate the shit out of me like nails on a blackboard. Autotune has enabled people who have no business making records to get away with selling music to gullible children; Duff, Hohan, Lilton and ilk. They should be called out as the phonies they are for FRAUD, sued, be tarred and feathered just like Paula Abdul and Milli Vanilli were in the eighties for lip synching..oh, and asslee simpleton on SNL..another autotune abuser because she can't friggin' sing, let alone sing on key, which is why she has to lip synch live, proof, there that acid reflux is NOT the reason Asslee can't sing. Asslee can't sing because she can't sing.
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I'm a mathematical genius. Prince is a just an all around genius.
By Mackenzie, on April 26, 2007 11:17:19
This post made me very, very happy. I bet Parisite didn't actually sing on her album. Remember Milli Vanilli?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 11:17:58
Tits !!!! I Love Paris !!!! I Like Fuck you!!!!
I from venezuela
By Juan C. Rodriguez, on April 26, 2007 11:17:58
Last?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 11:21:49
NOOOOOOOBODY on this Earth is cooler than Prince!!! And this just adds to his fabulousness. I love him.
By jerkygirl, on April 26, 2007 11:22:05
Prince has always been a near deity to me, but he's officially been promoted to my one true God.
Services will begin at noon this Sunday with a rousing performance of "Let's Go Crazy." Wear purple.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 11:23:07
Prince wins. What does he win, you ask? The title of Coolest Dude Ever.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 11:28:25
Oh look, it's the Venezuelan version of Borat. Juan, if you want her you can have her. We don't want her here. She's using up valuable oxygen.
We'll trade her for a llama. A llama would at least be useful.
By Vigilante, on April 26, 2007 11:37:18
That was freakin' awesome! Prince still rules! That has to be the best set up ever!
Did Paris get some fake titties or something?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 11:50:13
i didn't know prince had a sense of humor.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:07:21
Please, please, let there be a video of this.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:08:17
Finally someone shows just what a dumb ho she is, Prince rules :O)
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:09:59
"For whoever is claiming that they are bringing sexy back, sexy never left!,"
Prince, My hero. First it was Justin, now Paris. Go kill em all Prince.
By DM, on April 26, 2007 12:12:29
Is it me or do her huge fake tits accentuate her terrible wonky eye?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:13:16
Prince is awesome. I love him. I so want to see a video of the smackdown!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:20:46
Take a look at how she put more eye shadow on her left wonky eye. Nice try skank!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:26:50
Implants?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:28:32
Not implants, it's a new VS bra she's selling for them. I have one. :)
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 12:59:08
i love you prince.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 14:09:52
Prince is the man. I about died laughing when I read this.
I LOVE THIS SITE!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 15:24:30
holy shit that is amazing.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 16:04:05
I love Prince.
And Jesus, I want that bra. Then I can use and pass Stravros to my best friends and enemies like a hot potato too. If it can make her A's look like that, imagine what it can do to my C's. YAY! I GET TO HAVE BOOBS!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 16:38:13
Good show, Prince!
First time for everything.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 16:41:00
Of course Pathetic Hilton did not sing on her album, it was a totally manufactured computer voice-Rod Stewart called her on that, by the way. PRINCE RULES!!!!!!!! Not just a brilliant musician, but an all around brilliant human being. Now if all real celebs would do something similar, maybe she would stop showing up so many places. She had to be the easiest person in the world to bait. I hope Prince didn't catch anything nasty by being that close to her.
By the truth, on April 26, 2007 20:05:51
Damn, she's ugly lol. And her tits aren't fake they are just as small as before. It's a push up bra. I thank the Lord and my mother that I was blessed in that area and don't have to resort to those things. ;)
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 20:18:38
Prince, you are awesome. First he takes out Wusstin Timbergay for claiming that he brought sexy back, and now he's challenging Parasite to sing for real. We love you, Prince. You're a King!
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:21:59
I'd tap Prince just because he's the bomb. What the hell kinda fat did Hilton inject into her face to make herself look less like a ghoul? She looks..babyish. Since she has no fat in her ass, which is where they harvest and inject into hag's faces now so you supposedly don't notice the rest of them starving to death, where did she get the fat to inject in her face? I know! Kelly Clarkson donated fat from her bacon ice cream eating ass to install into Paris' face! Wow, that's like the Hollywood equivalent of donating a kidney.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:26:23
Eleven oh five it's a neat little trick called AUTOTUNE, not a supercomputer. Not exactly rocket science. Simply a handy little recording studio digital pitch bender. A knob a monkey can twist back and forth to make anyone singing a single note sing a whole song on key. It sounds like the weep wam cake from the Little Rascals, or Robot from Lost in Space having a hissy fit, and if you listen to any crappy pop singer, you'll hear the autotune. So tacky. It's nothing new, been around twenty years, you can buy one for home cheap or probably hack one off a music site for your own computer pleasure. The common computer user can autotune all their mp3s with a little skill. Shania Twain is a huge offender with autotune. Cher used it creatively in her music a few years back, then again, Cher doesn't need it because she isn't tone deaf like all these pop wenches. I have absolute pitch and the autotuned songs irritate the shit out of me like nails on a blackboard. Autotune has enabled people who have no business making records to get away with selling music to gullible children; Duff, Hohan, Lilton and ilk. They should be called out as the phonies they are for FRAUD, sued, be tarred and feathered just like Paula Abdul and Milli Vanilli were in the eighties for lip synching..oh, and asslee simpleton on SNL..another autotune abuser because she can't friggin' sing, let alone sing on key, which is why she has to lip synch live, proof, there that acid reflux is NOT the reason Asslee can't sing. Asslee can't sing because she can't sing.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 21:49:18
there has to be a video of that sweet show , that useless whore got OWNED hahahaha goodone PRINCE
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 00:13:28
she's not selling a vs bra - that was just an april's fool joke
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 00:19:29
Juan... I mean Parasite... go fuck yourself and die.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 08:56:49
well played prince!
NOW WHO'S GOT THE FUCKING VIDEO?
By livvie, on April 27, 2007 10:47:55
Are you sure Paris hasn't had a boob job?
By Steve, on April 29, 2007 19:13:44
Prince is the king!
By Jaqueline B., on May 2, 2007 12:49:38
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