4:30, are you dense? Yesterday everyone was mocking her, so OF COURSE it was a joke! God.
She's just another stupid Hollywood elitist who thinks she can tell of us unimportant folk how to run our lives. No one can have guns except Rosie's bodyguards, no one can waste energy except Al Gore, we should drive more efficient cars, unless you're driving a convoy like Sheryl Crow or have a gazillion jets like John Travolta.
She's talking about whisper thin toilet paper square conservation when millions of tons of paper are wasted in junk mail each year?
Besides stuffing up your mailbox, it clogs up your trash, and most of it doesn't make it into recycling bins.
Leave it to a celeb (even if she was joking, which I doubt she was) to come up with the most punishing form of conservation, when so many more options could benefit the enviroment better.
For starters, how about telling John Travolta to get rid of a few dozen of his private jets?
another celeb telling us how to live our lives. Here is a message for all in Hollywood who feel a need to get up on a soapbox...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just cause you look pretty on camera or can play a guitar dosen't make you an expert on anything.
I am sure Sheryl & Laurie David after drving cross country in teh bio-diesel bus rented a private jet to fly thier asses back to LA pumping tons of exaust into the atmosphere.
The toilet paper companies grow their own forests to use for paper. So buying less toilet paper would mean FEWER trees helping to clean the atmosphere. How the heck is that supposed to help the environment?
So you'd listen to the message of "conservation" if it came from a fucking hermit living in a cave up in the woods? Yeh, right. STFU you fucking assholes.. at least she uses toilet paper - you lot probably are still shitting behind the bushes... then eating it.
Sheryl Crow is a great musician and singer. She always appeared to be down to Earth, but her comments prove that she is just another spoiled celebrity out of touch with real life.
I have a hard enough time taking this nonsense from guys like Bono, who front legitimately good bands (well, U2 was good, once). Who is this relentlessly mediocre, um, "rocker" to tell anybody anything? I forced myself to watch a concert of hers on TV once to try to be fair, but quit after about four songs. I am baffled by her appeal.
Over the weekend (and, of course, all in the name of saving the planet), she stated that the diesel bus that she is traveling around in (to promote energy efficiency, I assume - let's see now, traveling in a bus to promote energy effecicncy... Hmmm, oh nevermind, probably not worth pointing out the contradiction there), in will be the wave of the future for all entertainers as they go from concert to concert. She forgot to mention what she is going to do to save the energy used to light and power those concerts! Am I the only one confused here with all of the contradictions? You don't $uppo$e $he figure$ thi$ i$ good for her personal image, therefore bu$ine$$ do you? Nah, couldn't be! Who would be $ooo $elf-$erving?
bono is as big a hypocritical piece of shit as the rest of them.
he's moved all his money to Holland so that he doesn't have to pay taxes.
So, he runs around to world leaders and tells them that their governments have to use our (taxpayers') money to help Africa, while he keeps his fortune beyond the reach of the tax man.
Bono makes me puke worse than all the rest of them.
the last person i'm going to take environmental advice from is a celebrity. their lives, by definition, are totally un-environmental, thus, any of them blathering on about the ozone layer are hypocritical and annoying.
Hey Sheryl: how many paper cups, plastic spoons and water bottles do you think one of your concerts generates? Tens of thousands you say? Please take all of those items and shove them up your ass along with your one allotted piece of t.p.
Good to see you all here and in fine form this evening! I have always found Ms. Crow and her music to be irritating, and I'm being kind here. Ms. Crow is an example of a human being who thinks way too highly of herself, and because she's been fortunate enough to have a modicum of success, she thinks it qualifies her to get up on a soapbox and preach to the rest of us. I liked the comment listing her huge caravan of fossil fuel eating and emission spouting monsters. Did Ms. Crow know that her diesel bus emissions are THE WORST CFC producing offenders, numero uno on the global warming shitlist, and that truck and bus emissions are MAJOR causes of cancers because they spout huge amounts of carcinogenic particulate waste into our atmosphere? A radiation oncologist who writes cancer textbooks once told me to NEVER sit behind a diesel bus or truck in traffic and at all costs, DON'T BREATHE IT IN. Maybe Ms. Crow should shut the hell up until she outfits herself with natural fuel burning buses like many cities across the nation have. As a cancer survivor, perhaps she should stick her millions where her piehole is and worry about the big stuff, like diesel fuel emissions, which COULD be a contributor to her own cancer, since she's spent an awful lot of time on diesel burning buses, and stop worrying about the rest of us wiping our asses with the expensive toilet paper from tree farms that we buy. I must say, personally, if I had to wipe my butt with a pinecone, I'd be a heck of a lot crankier than I am already!
It was painfully obvious to anyone who has a sense of humor that she was joking. Of course if you're a stupid fucktard, who thinks snide comments about celebrities is the height of western culture, you probably didn't get it.
How could anyone not realize that she was joking? The only thing that could've made it more obvious is if she called her idea "Crow's Modest Proposal." I cannot believe the gullibility of some people.
"Maybe she should spend less time preaching to me about how I should wipe my ass with a sock or pine cone, and more time not crop dusting the ozone layer with exhaust. "
Holy shit, Todd, that is just about the funniest thing I ever heard. Pine cone! I can't stop laughing.
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSheryl Crow is an idiot!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:21:24
You guys missed the part where she also suggested you only use 2-3 squares after taking a shit! Never get near this woman's hands, people.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:23:07
1 sheet? nigga, please.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:24:50
Always use wet wipes after you take a shit so you don't get doo doo stains in your drawers.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:25:19
She's hot and dirty. Just how I like'em. Did I mention stupid an psycho?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:25:22
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/GlobalWarming/story?id=3071833&page=1
It was a JOKE people. Sheesh.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:30:35
4:30
It's a joke today because it didn't go over so well. Yesterday she thought she saved the world
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 13:51:48
4:30, are you dense? Yesterday everyone was mocking her, so OF COURSE it was a joke! God.
She's just another stupid Hollywood elitist who thinks she can tell of us unimportant folk how to run our lives. No one can have guns except Rosie's bodyguards, no one can waste energy except Al Gore, we should drive more efficient cars, unless you're driving a convoy like Sheryl Crow or have a gazillion jets like John Travolta.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:01:09
Damn. And here I was hoping to hear that she told a group of wide-eyed school kids "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down".
I'd like to see her roadies try to pack all her shit into a Prius.
By Vigilante, on April 24, 2007 14:41:30
She's talking about whisper thin toilet paper square conservation when millions of tons of paper are wasted in junk mail each year?
Besides stuffing up your mailbox, it clogs up your trash, and most of it doesn't make it into recycling bins.
Leave it to a celeb (even if she was joking, which I doubt she was) to come up with the most punishing form of conservation, when so many more options could benefit the enviroment better.
For starters, how about telling John Travolta to get rid of a few dozen of his private jets?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:50:19
Crow seen digging in her ass during the tour and while on stage....THIS is what she came up with! hahahahahaha
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 14:52:59
jOKE mY aSS!
By CROWSHIT, on April 24, 2007 14:53:42
Yeah, one sheet of TP for those of us who have IBS?
Hmm, don't think so......LOL
By jenner, on April 24, 2007 15:00:21
another celeb telling us how to live our lives. Here is a message for all in Hollywood who feel a need to get up on a soapbox...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Just cause you look pretty on camera or can play a guitar dosen't make you an expert on anything.
I am sure Sheryl & Laurie David after drving cross country in teh bio-diesel bus rented a private jet to fly thier asses back to LA pumping tons of exaust into the atmosphere.
By Paul, on April 24, 2007 15:03:00
Dear Sheryl,
Shut up.
Sincerely,
America
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:09:51
The toilet paper companies grow their own forests to use for paper. So buying less toilet paper would mean FEWER trees helping to clean the atmosphere. How the heck is that supposed to help the environment?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:14:08
Golden showers, dirty sanchez, I don't see why we can't go without using any squares!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 15:42:30
So you'd listen to the message of "conservation" if it came from a fucking hermit living in a cave up in the woods?
Yeh, right.
STFU you fucking assholes.. at least she uses toilet paper - you lot probably are still shitting behind the bushes... then eating it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 16:05:40
Sheryl Crow is a great musician and singer. She always appeared to be down to Earth, but her comments prove that she is just another spoiled celebrity out of touch with real life.
By C'mon, C'mon, on April 24, 2007 16:07:04
I have a hard enough time taking this nonsense from guys like Bono, who front legitimately good bands (well, U2 was good, once). Who is this relentlessly mediocre, um, "rocker" to tell anybody anything? I forced myself to watch a concert of hers on TV once to try to be fair, but quit after about four songs. I am baffled by her appeal.
By bucdaddy, on April 24, 2007 17:10:23
It Was A Joke = The New Rehab!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 17:15:51
It wasn't a joke and she's a fucktard. Not to mention a hypocrite and self-absorbed asshole. Check out her touring requirements.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/scrow/scrow1.html
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 17:57:14
Over the weekend (and, of course, all in the name of saving the planet), she stated that the diesel bus that she is traveling around in (to promote energy efficiency, I assume - let's see now, traveling in a bus to promote energy effecicncy... Hmmm, oh nevermind, probably not worth pointing out the contradiction there), in will be the wave of the future for all entertainers as they go from concert to concert. She forgot to mention what she is going to do to save the energy used to light and power those concerts! Am I the only one confused here with all of the contradictions? You don't $uppo$e $he figure$ thi$ i$ good for her personal image, therefore bu$ine$$ do you? Nah, couldn't be! Who would be $ooo $elf-$erving?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:01:07
bucdaddy:
bono is as big a hypocritical piece of shit as the rest of them.
he's moved all his money to Holland so that he doesn't have to pay taxes.
So, he runs around to world leaders and tells them that their governments have to use our (taxpayers') money to help Africa, while he keeps his fortune beyond the reach of the tax man.
Bono makes me puke worse than all the rest of them.
By dave, on April 24, 2007 18:19:13
Testyl Crow
By Jenny, on April 24, 2007 18:43:19
She doesn't know what the 3 shells are for?
<snicker>
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:43:38
the last person i'm going to take environmental advice from is a celebrity. their lives, by definition, are totally un-environmental, thus, any of them blathering on about the ozone layer are hypocritical and annoying.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 18:50:52
Hey Sheryl: how many paper cups, plastic spoons and water bottles do you think one of your concerts generates? Tens of thousands you say? Please take all of those items and shove them up your ass along with your one allotted piece of t.p.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 19:09:05
Fuck that spoiled bitch.
Why the hell would you say that to get peoples attention? All it does it make you look like more of an idiot.
Fucking pop stars think they know whats best for everyone, they're out of touch.
STFU, bitch!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 19:38:51
Good to see you all here and in fine form this evening! I have always found Ms. Crow and her music to be irritating, and I'm being kind here. Ms. Crow is an example of a human being who thinks way too highly of herself, and because she's been fortunate enough to have a modicum of success, she thinks it qualifies her to get up on a soapbox and preach to the rest of us. I liked the comment listing her huge caravan of fossil fuel eating and emission spouting monsters. Did Ms. Crow know that her diesel bus emissions are THE WORST CFC producing offenders, numero uno on the global warming shitlist, and that truck and bus emissions are MAJOR causes of cancers because they spout huge amounts of carcinogenic particulate waste into our atmosphere? A radiation oncologist who writes cancer textbooks once told me to NEVER sit behind a diesel bus or truck in traffic and at all costs, DON'T BREATHE IT IN. Maybe Ms. Crow should shut the hell up until she outfits herself with natural fuel burning buses like many cities across the nation have. As a cancer survivor, perhaps she should stick her millions where her piehole is and worry about the big stuff, like diesel fuel emissions, which COULD be a contributor to her own cancer, since she's spent an awful lot of time on diesel burning buses, and stop worrying about the rest of us wiping our asses with the expensive toilet paper from tree farms that we buy. I must say, personally, if I had to wipe my butt with a pinecone, I'd be a heck of a lot crankier than I am already!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 19:59:17
It was painfully obvious to anyone who has a sense of humor that she was joking. Of course if you're a stupid fucktard, who thinks snide comments about celebrities is the height of western culture, you probably didn't get it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 20:39:15
Those cancer chemo drugs sure take a toll on brain matter, don't they Sheryl?
Get a clue, Lance did and fled!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 21:00:25
There's gonna be a lot of people with skid marks!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 22:42:54
she can use one square of asswipe because she has no ass to wipe but normal people need more then that so shut the fuck up sheryl and go away
By anonymous, on April 24, 2007 22:46:44
never mind it all. in picture 5 you can see her nipple....
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 00:43:45
How could anyone not realize that she was joking? The only thing that could've made it more obvious is if she called her idea "Crow's Modest Proposal." I cannot believe the gullibility of some people.
By quoipourquoi, on April 25, 2007 00:50:52
This blog should stick to gossip and leave politics to the adults.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 07:10:09
"Maybe she should spend less time preaching to me about how I should wipe my ass with a sock or pine cone, and more time not crop dusting the ozone layer with exhaust. "
Holy shit, Todd, that is just about the funniest thing I ever heard. Pine cone! I can't stop laughing.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 08:02:51
Sheryl Crow is such a fucking hack. I've hated her from Day 1, with her stupid ass "All I wanna do is have some fun."
Hey Sheryl, all I wanna do is kill your ass.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 08:16:31
She's smarter and better than we are. Listen to her.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 11:06:53
Go back to Canada.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 11:44:14
i cant stand her. she is such an annoying person and seriously, practice what you preach. its almost as bad as paris hilton not voting...
By jillian, on April 25, 2007 11:45:31
very interesting sheryl crow article from about 10 years ago:
More Than `The Piano Player'
Dumped by Sheryl Crow after propelling her to success, brilliant musician Kevin Gilbert died before finding his own
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/1996/09/15/PK43609.DTL
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 12:31:49
Why has no one pointed out that Laurie David looks like a trannie. That's a guy! My god. I think that's an adam's apple I see on that throat.
(Laurie David is the bored rich woman traveling around with Crow telling us how we're all living wrong).
By anonymous, on April 25, 2007 14:16:56
Who said that Sheryl Crow has too much time on her hands??
Babe, fuck one sheet per dump, I use one roll per dump and I love it!
Go back to where you came from. We do not listen to you and your idealistic, rich friends who think we are sheep listening to your bleeping!!!
By Paul1550, on April 25, 2007 20:11:20
Don't shake her hand. That's all I have to say.
By Mackenzie, on April 26, 2007 09:10:13
People, all she is saying is, "give one piece a chance."
By anonymous, on April 26, 2007 09:32:20
She doesn't have a square to spare!
Seriously though, we'll go a lot further if we stop driving around those behemouth SUVs that are totally unnecessary.
By Saffy, on April 26, 2007 12:58:40
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