Tara Conner is Not Contractually Obligated

43 Comments:

  • "Left Coast"? O.o

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • Yeah, I had to wash my daughter's mouth out with soap the other day when she said she wanted to grow up to be like Miss USA.

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • I'm guessing that hosting gig will be of the restaurant variety.

    By enoughalready, on 11:52 AM  

  • Wow.....look at the profile in that middle picture. I didnt know she had that ass. Ooooooo.....me likey.

    By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM  

  • Hellllloo Ms. Florida.

    By CMY, on 12:49 PM  

  • If she wanted to be famous, she should have taped herself with Miss Teen USA.

    By Enoughalready, on 1:10 PM  

  • @ cmy.....how about it? REAL nice rack.

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

  • ms. florida is the obvious choice, what with those tits of perfection.

    By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

  • Isn't she supposed to be pregnant?

    By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

  • Yeah, she's a nice overall package. But her legs and feet freak me out. Short legs and fat feet. Kinda like a midget.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • Just like Britney, once she gets some baby bater backin' inside that tight oven, she'll let go and look like a used cheerleader

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • OH PLEEEEEASE...her beauty queen days are GONE. She's on the Britney fasttrack. Double chin? Check. Fat on the tummy? Check. Cankles? Check. Bad complexion? Check.

    By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM  

  • Miss USA is supposed to represent the best in the country. But what we have here is actually the worst we have to offer. No wonder they hate us.

    By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM  

  • way to use my daddy issues line from the jenna jameson comments section

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • 11:51, a more affective parenting method would be to have your daughter lick your vagina.

    Glad I could help. Let me know me how it goes.

    By j-bird, on 3:15 PM  

  • way to use my daddy issues line from the jenna jameson comments section

    Yeah, because "daddy issues" has never been used before. You're a comedic genius. Fucking retard.

    By nikki, on 3:38 PM  

  • Oh my GOD - that "Dateline kitchen" is the funniest reference ever!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

  • Is it me or is she still wearing the bikini top from the pics with the other contestants?

    By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM  

  • Yeah, Anon 2:43, because you're the ONLY person who has ever pointed out that sluts have "daddy issues." That's common knowledge, you fucking tool.

    By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM  

  • Hey, she is only human, she makes mistakes just like ordinary women. She like many millions of women on the planet suffered sexual abuse as a child. She has spoken on it on many talk shows. She is in LA for work, well I wish her the best.

    By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM  

  • So Rosie ODonnell was right....thing is, her job is to talk.

    Nobody Miss America crap because we have the internet and can see better looking girls blow horses....

    By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

  • diggin the stripper tats on her feet...wonder if she will be appearing nearby soon

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM  

  • I am sorry, pals, but is she really supposed to be the best looking young woman in the whole of USA?
    It looks pityful to me. I feel sorry for all the American men who have to deal with those unattractive beauty wannabes. Come to the central Europe, men, and you ll feel like you happened to appear in paradise.
    Girls with long legs, cute face and great bodies... This is not an ad, i am one of them. ´
    Adela

    By Anonymous, on 2:41 AM  

  • To 2:41 PM --- In your village of ugly people you might be the prettiest, but here you're just another ugly European snob. Sorry.

    By Anonymous, on 2:45 AM  

  • TO 2:45 AM

    If all the people in the world voted about whether Americans or Europeans are more pretty, i am sure Europeans would win. Anyway, have you ever gotten your ass out of USA?
    And one more question: why do all the British and American men come here without their gfs and wives to enjoy OUR girls (the fact that they screw them for money is an other issue)? If they werent incredible hot, the wouldnt bother to fly all the long way to get here, dont you think?
    And, i think YOU are the snob here, probably thinking that your country is the best ever.
    A.

    By Anonymous, on 3:02 AM  

  • Damn, in the pic that shows her standing from the side, check the baby bulge. I wonder if she will be as wonderful a parent as Britney is? Here comes another Mother of the Year...

    By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM  

  • Adela, I have been all over Europe, especially central and Eastern Europe. Tell me, how many teeth do you have left?

    By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM  

  • Adela - it is well known in our great country, if you have to tell us you are good looking, than you really aren't. sorry dear.

    By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM  

  • Back to the trailer park with you, bitch!

    By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM  

  • OK, you can believe whatever you want, and so can I. I didn´t really mean to insult anybody, the truth is that I wanted to get into some controversial discussion, which i have apparently succeeded.(out of curiosity) I think Europe is great and I wouldnt like to live elsewhere, but on the other hand, I believe that you Americans trully enjoy your country. And you also might think that your girls are the hottest ever, well, i disagree. But, to each their own.
    My bf is a mature, very clever and smart American, living in Prague. He escaped from USA to Europe, and now he is as happy as never before. And, he is not the only American here to feel so. And he really, believe it or not, feels like he is in heaven despite the fact he hates the omnipresent burreaucracy (which is really horribile, i must admit). So, guys, cool your jets and enjoy your American women...
    Adela

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

  • Adela, it sounds like you have some SERIOUS complexes about who you are and where you live. I have lived all over the world, including Prague. There are beautiful women and not so beautiful women everywhere. Stop sterotyping. Tell me, how many men in Prague would sell there souls to come to America and have an American girlfriend?

    The truth of the matter is European women have HORRIBLE hygiene. They bathe only every OTHER day, they don't shave, they don't use deodorant, and they have bad teeth (because they don't brush). If you take an Eastern European woman and an American woman of the same age, the Eastern European woman looks, on average 15 years older than the American.

    And how much traveling have you done throughout America? I'll bet none. Say what ever you want about America. It is still the land of dreams and opportunity. People go to Europe to party and bang sluts. They come to America to build their lives.

    By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

  • Yes, you might be right in some points. But i am horrified about the hygiene. How do you know women have such bad habits?I dont have any friends who wouldnt bath at least once a day. Me,personally,i bath usually twice a day, i use deodorant and perfume, too, of course, and i shave EVERYWHERE :-) And I brush my teeth 3 times a day. So, tell me, who is making stereotypes here? Did you personally have such a bad experience with women in Prague? Maybe the old ones stink and dont shave bcs they ve given up on their lives...But young ones?

    Actually, my American bf told me women in USA didnt shave much bcs the GOd made them that way and they shouldnt change it!!!
    I agree with you, whoever you are, Mr. Anonymous, that i may have some pbs with my personality, perhaps the reason is that i am pretty young. But I can admit it. And, I have been to USA for 10 days, and also couple other countries, so i can judge on cultures and people from my own perspective.

    I dont know any man here who would like to have an American gf, but it may be bcs i didnt ask.

    Excuse my English, it isnt perfect, but I try hard, though...
    And I am really sorry that Americans think that Europeans are pigs. What a shame.

    I agree with you that USA may be a land of opportunities. True. But I have to tell you that we have here more freedom (in advertisement, for ex.), than you do. Funny thing is that you claim to be the most free country in the world.

    By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

  • Adela, it is very telling that you keep saying "my AMERICAN bf" over and over. Instead of just saying "my boyfriend." You are very proud of that, aren't you? Do you think he is going to rescue you from your horrible life? Sweep you off your feet and make you a millionaire? I smell gold-digging whore all over you.

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • Damn she's packed on a few since rehab. I wouldn't even give her a second look now if I saw her on the street. NEXT.

    By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM  

  • Adela is like the typical European. She slams everything about America, but wears American clothes, listens to American artists, dates Americans, watches American tv shows, sits on the internet (which exists because the American military stared it), surfs American websites, etc., etc. If America sucks so much, why don't you try living your life as a European instead of an American wanna-be.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • 12:09 said:
    If you take an Eastern European woman and an American woman of the same age, the Eastern European woman looks, on average 15 years older than the American.

    Yeah, that may be so, but you seemed to leave out one important point and that is: If you take an Eastern European woman and an American woman of the same age, the American woman looks, on average 55 pounds HEAVIER than the European. America is the country with the obesity epidemic, not Europe.

    By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM  

  • 3:03---NOT TRUE ANYMORE! Europe has alarmingly high obesity rates now too. They are having the same exact problems the more "westernized" they become.

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

  • anon. 1:55, you are that hot? Give me a break. You are an insecure piece of crap. As you read this you are scrutinizing your cankles in your held hand mirror. Give me a break...

    By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM  

  • Thanks to Mr. 3:03.

    To the others: I dont reject American products, I like their laptops (apple) and other handy things. I mostly avoid their movie production, though. I just dont like their attitude via other countries that have different habits and culture than USA themselves. The fact that USA is a land of hyppocrites and people who think they are the masters of the world is obvious on terrorist attacks, among other things.

    The reason why I kept repeating that my bf is an American was only to show that I ve gotten some insight to the American culture and to emphasize that I don´t have to like the country he comes from only bcs I love him.
    There certainly are gold-diggers in my country, but trust me, my boyfriend is not as rich so as to dig anything from him.
    The fact that he is an American isn´t very relevant in my case. He could be Czech or French or any other man I would be able to communicate with and fall in love with.

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM  

  • What can spect from an AIR head the bitch is stupid and a huge slut so the guy told her to go with him
    and she will be set for life , yeah as a whore fucking every producer in tinzel town for small parts in stupid movies that go strait to video , another dumb slutty blonde in Hollywood boring

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • Help...I don't get Dateline Kitchen reference...God, what have I missed...

    By Stumpy, on 2:48 PM  

  • what ass??

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • ok... i got interested in the whole American vs. European women thing, and just to start, i'd like to say that i've lived in
    Europe for over a third of my life, and have spent the last 4 years in the USA (i've spent more than 4 total).

    American women are attractive, i'll say that. But, I'll also say that European women are attractive. I lived in Greece for a number of years, and definitely enjoyed the beaches there. Even in Greece, you see tons of tourists, and I can say that I've seen excellent specimens of both American and European women.

    I have to agree that often Americans can tend to be more narrow minded, and think that American *fill in the blank* is/are better. This is not true. I'm not saying that all american things are worse, but that they are not always better.

    The obesity thing is also true, unfortunately... It's such an oximoron that the country which gives worldwide models of beauty has the least women who actually look like those models. (and slightly unrelated, who wants a stick for a girl... i mean seriously... not trying to be crude or anything, but grabbing something instead of skin and bone would be nice. maybe a little muscle, and some padding..)

    so basically... both America and Europe have amazing women, but in all honesty... there tends to be a greater number of them in Europe..
    and as a disclaimer, this can vary depending on your tastes... if you like blonde-haired blue-eyed girls, then go N Europe, but if you like a slightly fuller, and darker look, then you want to go more W Europe. On the other hand, if you like something to hold, then you'd want to go around the mediterranean (where, incidentally, you'll find everything lying around on the beaches).

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

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