Her belly-button is scarred from a Tummy tuck or two. Her tits are lower than they were in her youth. Her ass doesn't sag, dimple or fold. I'm her age with 2 children and I would wear a bikini to work and Wal-mart if I looked like that. I would pick one with better support though.
She looks good. So she doesn't look 15 anymore. You can gripe about the bikini top, but if it was missing and they were in your collective faces you'd be collectively drooling. So lighten up.
jenny and todd: can you please post something like the following on your website- "Hello, welcome to IDLYITW. Please be advised that if you are: black, white, brown, red, yellow or purple, gay, straight or bi, male, female or trans-whatevered, christian, muslim, hindu, jewish, buddhist, pagan or atheist, thin, fat, anorexic or morbidly obese, foreign or domestic, smart or stupid, big titted or small titted, old or young, conservative, liberal or anarchist, pro-celebrity or anti-celebrity, team aniston or team jolie, coke or pepsi, dog or cat.... YOU WILL BE OFFENDED. Repeatedly. If you take offense at the thought of being offended, please hit the "back" button on your computer and go away. IDLYITW cannot be held responsible for your bruised egos and wounded pride.
i think uma looks FABULOUS for her age and considering the fact she had kids!!! her boobs are amazing, just need a little more support from her suit and her ass is in great shape. i don't know why people are dawgin' on her because considering kids & age, she's beautiful!! a lot more beautiful than probably 75% of americans out there.
Her boobs have kind of an oooooobloooong shape, but you'll notice the nipples are not pointing down. Technically they're really not saggy. Just ooooooooobloooooong.
I think she looks good. Contrary to most of the pics we have seen on here lately, there's not one iota of cellulite on this lady. Yes, the bikini top is NOT good on her, though the boobs look nice and natural. She's not even fat or shapeless. Man, her face isn't fabulous--but it never has been. Lighten up Todd--let's see some pics of you in a swimsuit.
At least it's all real. That woman is 6 feet tall, plus she's had a couple of kids, give her a break. I think she looks good, guilty of wearing unflattering clothing, but good.
she looks amazing!! Are u kidding me? I was waiting to see a Tara Reid ass the way you guys were complaining but there is not one ounce of cellulite or sag in her ass..and she had 2 kids. Does she even work out too? and 17 year olds with those big of tits also sag too. she looks amazing!
Oh, give me a break! She looks great! We all get older and it becomes harder to maintain the same bodies we had in our youth. Some of us want lives that don't revolve completely around how we look. It's called being a human being. Stop judging so harshly- because you will someday be there. ( I predict that most of the people who critisize other peoples bodies and looks are nothing special themselves)
Yeah, I love me some snarky celebrity bashing, but Uma just doesn't deserve it. She's not a fame or media whore, she stays under the radar and she hasn't had a ton of work done on her face and body (though it is unlikely she hasn't had any). I know it's been a very slow gossip week, but save the barbs for the bimbos who deserve them, that's all I'm saying.
Yeah, she looks quite good. She has a natural, proportioned body. Nice change from the fake bake and boob-job women who are a dime-a-dozen in H-Wood. Although I do agree with the post writer, that Sarah J. Parker and Kirsten Dunst are not hot.
Todd, first Pam and now Uma? Next you'll be calling Penelope Cruz ugly. Do you mind jumping in your VW and running out to get us some nice white wine while we have the hetereosexual intercourse you find so repellant?
this just in: uma fails pencil test, front and back. i've never been a fan, but these pictures are interesting to me in that her tits are so VERY far apart, and that they are so VERY drooptastic.
she also doesn't have much of a waist. or maybe she has a waist but no hips? her body is confusing me. i can't look any more.
Jesus, this one doesn't have enough $$$ that she can't gift herself with a breast lift? There's something to be said for nipples that aren't perpetually imitating the dark side of the moon... All this one is missing is a bucket on her head and a couple of gazelle frolicking in the background.
She's had two kids and still looks better than many, if not most, women. It's great to see natural breasts on a woman, too. I'd love to see what you look like at her age...even now, I'm sure you don't measure up.
She doesn't look that bad, the problem isn't her body its the ugly bikini. It's not holding her breasts up firmly and it's an ugly design for a bikini...
She looks good, considering. Pfff. Considering what? You could say that about anyone. "Yeah, he looks good considering how ugly he is."
It's a completely meaningless statement and Hollywood stars and models aren't chosen on the basis of how they look, "considering". You're just hot, or you're not. She does not look good anymore. Not even close.
Love your site, love your comments, snort out loud with laughter often. Just wondering though - any consideration given to age at all? I mean she and Pammy Anderson both are - what - pushing 40? I mean they are not 22 any more. Or are you advocating plastic surgery ala Demi Moore on everyone over the age of 30?
she looks great, her breasts are heavy but they've retained their shape and they're NOT sagging. Her body doesn't have fat or dimples or scars from a bad lipo. Compare her to Courtney Love, post weight loss and you see how fabulous Uma looks. I don't like the bikini top but otherwise she looks great.
Todd, first Pam and now Uma? Next you'll be calling Penelope Cruz ugly. Do you mind jumping in your VW and running out to get us some nice white wine while we have the hetereosexual intercourse you find so repellant?
I'm a guy and if not thinking Uma Thurman is hot makes me gay, then I'll run and get that white wine please.
Scaring away crows? What do you look like in a bathing suit this little, baby? I bet the sight of your flabby ass would permanently scar crabs, sand fleas, and even barnacles. Let alone trying to hook up with somebody half as hot as Uma, dumbass...
If she had a push~up on she would look great! Thats what a lot of women do and everyone is like "Oh she is hot" She just went with comfort this day! Sorry she was not thinking of everyone else! Oh My! Geez what will everyone do ? Give her a break she look great!
Oh please - she's had 2 kids and obviously hasn't had any surgery - she's the natural woman that everyone talks about. I'm a fan because she's so obviously NOT obsessed with her appearance and I think she's a beauty because she's not afraid to show what she really looks like.
I've never been a fan of her face (strange, weird face), but body-wise she's awesome. The only think I see wrong with these pics is the unflattering top. Other than that, awesome.
yum...ther eis an older women who looks great in a bikini that is appropriate for a mom. I do agree that she could have found one a littel more flatering but I think she looks awesome.
Wow, I never knew Uma Thurman had a legion of rabid fans. It's not like she's done anything to deserve it. I haven't seen any move of hers I liked. She's not even beautiful (her face if bizarre) and her titties are hanging to her bellybutton.
Considering her lifestyle. Not attractive. Didn't anyone ask her what the hell she was doing before she walked out of the house like that?
She's far from the bottom three in Hollywood. She's stunningly beautiful. I think it's great that she doesn't give a shit about how she looks when she's on the beach. She's beautiful.
I don't see her as one of the 'bottom three' in Hollywood. I'd replace (at least) her; say with Cameron Diaz. Diaz was absolutely gorgeous in "The Mask" but has looked like shit pretty much every since.
Give her a break. She's not seventeen anymore and she's had two children. Any woman her age looks like that. I agree though, that she could have thought of more flattering swimwear than this.
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I don't get it. In the "Alien" movies the person always dies after the alien pops out of the stomach.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
No wonder Ethan screwed a younger woman 5 years ago. Yuuuuck!
By ewwwww, on 10:34 AM
Holy Bungee Jumpin' Jesus! Is there no-one out there anymore who believes in shape flattering swimwear?
By Vigilante, on 10:36 AM
Her belly-button is scarred from a Tummy tuck or two. Her tits are lower than they were in her youth. Her ass doesn't sag, dimple or fold. I'm her age with 2 children and I would wear a bikini to work and Wal-mart if I looked like that. I would pick one with better support though.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
really bad suit choice. are these people so dependent on stylists that they absolutely cannot dress themselves?
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
that just gave a whole new meaning to the term "meat curtains"!
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Got Milk?
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
She looks good. So she doesn't look 15 anymore. You can gripe about the bikini top, but if it was missing and they were in your collective faces you'd be collectively drooling. So lighten up.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Unflattering swimwear aside, she looks damned good. Not plastic. Not fake-tanned to within an inch of her life. All private parts are still private.
She looks very much like....*GASP*....a normal human being! Oh the horror. /sarcasm
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
jenny and todd: can you please post something like the following on your website- "Hello, welcome to IDLYITW. Please be advised that if you are: black, white, brown, red, yellow or purple, gay, straight or bi, male, female or trans-whatevered, christian, muslim, hindu, jewish, buddhist, pagan or atheist, thin, fat, anorexic or morbidly obese, foreign or domestic, smart or stupid, big titted or small titted, old or young, conservative, liberal or anarchist, pro-celebrity or anti-celebrity, team aniston or team jolie, coke or pepsi, dog or cat.... YOU WILL BE OFFENDED. Repeatedly. If you take offense at the thought of being offended, please hit the "back" button on your computer and go away. IDLYITW cannot be held responsible for your bruised egos and wounded pride.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
That's what natural boobs look like, damn.
Just kidding. Thought I'd be a hater hater for a minute just to see what it was like.
She's always been fug and I've never understood her appeal and/or why people think she is hot. She's funky looking to me.
By BV, on 11:21 AM
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By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I think she looks good
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
i think uma looks FABULOUS for her age and considering the fact she had kids!!! her boobs are amazing, just need a little more support from her suit and her ass is in great shape. i don't know why people are dawgin' on her because considering kids & age, she's beautiful!! a lot more beautiful than probably 75% of americans out there.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
Ooh I know! She needs a bandeau top. Those are even more flattering than that one.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Her boobs have kind of an oooooobloooong shape, but you'll notice the nipples are not pointing down. Technically they're really not saggy. Just ooooooooobloooooong.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
I think she looks good. Contrary to most of the pics we have seen on here lately, there's not one iota of cellulite on this lady. Yes, the bikini top is NOT good on her, though the boobs look nice and natural. She's not even fat or shapeless. Man, her face isn't fabulous--but it never has been. Lighten up Todd--let's see some pics of you in a swimsuit.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
What do you think your precious Lucy Pinder's boobs are gonna look like in 10 years??
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
11:31,
This Todd's for you.
By Vigilante, on 11:43 AM
At least it's all real. That woman is 6 feet tall, plus she's had a couple of kids, give her a break. I think she looks good, guilty of wearing unflattering clothing, but good.
By X24, on 11:52 AM
2 words: National Geographic
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
She needs a bit of a boob-lift. That suit is horrendous. A suit-top should support the titties, not follow them to the knees.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
Hey Uma, pull down your socks so I can see your tits!
By chuggdog, on 11:56 AM
She has a fantastic body and I won't even qualify that with one of those lame "for her age" tags. She looks great.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
^chuggdog, you're on a roll. LMFAO.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
she looks amazing!! Are u kidding me? I was waiting to see a Tara Reid ass the way you guys were complaining but there is not one ounce of cellulite or sag in her ass..and she had 2 kids. Does she even work out too?
and 17 year olds with those big of tits also sag too. she looks amazing!
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
I have always thought she was absolutely hideous. How she was/is ever a sex symbol is beyond me.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
obviously its photoshoped...not!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
She looks awesome. And they're REAL (which is the best part).
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Oh, give me a break! She looks great! We all get older and it becomes harder to maintain the same bodies we had in our youth. Some of us want lives that don't revolve completely around how we look. It's called being a human being. Stop judging so harshly- because you will someday be there. ( I predict that most of the people who critisize other peoples bodies and looks are nothing special themselves)
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
I think shes a sex symbol because ... a few of you could probably fuck her nostril in that last picture.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
that's not too bad, really.
By sixfive, on 12:55 PM
I'd totally pork her.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
Yeah, I love me some snarky celebrity bashing, but Uma just doesn't deserve it. She's not a fame or media whore, she stays under the radar and she hasn't had a ton of work done on her face and body (though it is unlikely she hasn't had any). I know it's been a very slow gossip week, but save the barbs for the bimbos who deserve them, that's all I'm saying.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
It's not that bad!
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Time is so cruel. Her sweater puppies have become sweater daschunds.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
I'd play with those titties all day long. And all night, too.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Um, no offense, but you're picking a bad target here. She's still hotter than any woman I've been with.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Yeah, she looks quite good. She has a natural, proportioned body. Nice change from the fake bake and boob-job women who are a dime-a-dozen in H-Wood. Although I do agree with the post writer, that Sarah J. Parker and Kirsten Dunst are not hot.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I dont' see her appeal either. She has Britney Spears eyes....way far apart!
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
2 words: guh hey
Todd, first Pam and now Uma? Next you'll be calling Penelope Cruz ugly. Do you mind jumping in your VW and running out to get us some nice white wine while we have the hetereosexual intercourse you find so repellant?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Her belly button look like an anus!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
dude your gay todd.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
"She looks very much like....*GASP*....a normal human being! Oh the horror."
Then guess what? She isn't a celeb anymore. Normal doesn't cut it.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
that is just scary ugly. some of you must be desperate to find that attractive.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
this just in: uma fails pencil test, front and back. i've never been a fan, but these pictures are interesting to me in that her tits are so VERY far apart, and that they are so VERY drooptastic.
she also doesn't have much of a waist. or maybe she has a waist but no hips? her body is confusing me. i can't look any more.
By livvie, on 3:03 PM
She needs a lift or a least a better bathing suit. That guy (H Grant) once said she was a man... (must be a joke...)
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Uma is smoking hot. i'd love to see her kick Halle Berry's mediocre ass.
"Wait 'til that Uma smells this Uva."
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
i'd do her
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Nice udders...
Jesus, this one doesn't have enough $$$ that she can't gift herself with a breast lift? There's something to be said for nipples that aren't perpetually imitating the dark side of the moon...
All this one is missing is a bucket on her head and a couple of gazelle frolicking in the background.
Loose change...
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
You're nuts. Uma is still hot as shit.
By Mike, on 3:32 PM
Good God: Uma is to breasts what Cisco Adler is to testicles...
Loose change...
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
Man Hands
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
She's had two kids and still looks better than many, if not most, women. It's great to see natural breasts on a woman, too. I'd love to see what you look like at her age...even now, I'm sure you don't measure up.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
She doesn't look that bad, the problem isn't her body its the ugly bikini. It's not holding her breasts up firmly and it's an ugly design for a bikini...
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
She looks good, considering. Pfff.
Considering what? You could say that about anyone. "Yeah, he looks good considering how ugly he is."
It's a completely meaningless statement and Hollywood stars and models aren't chosen on the basis of how they look, "considering". You're just hot, or you're not. She does not look good anymore. Not even close.
This is like the Clarkson post, once again.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
I'm diggin the hanging. Bring me them mama bewbz :D
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
Love your site, love your comments, snort out loud with laughter often. Just wondering though - any consideration given to age at all? I mean she and Pammy Anderson both are - what - pushing 40? I mean they are not 22 any more. Or are you advocating plastic surgery ala Demi Moore on everyone over the age of 30?
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
she looks great, her breasts are heavy but they've retained their shape and they're NOT sagging. Her body doesn't have fat or dimples or scars from a bad lipo. Compare her to Courtney Love, post weight loss and you see how fabulous Uma looks. I don't like the bikini top but otherwise she looks great.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
Really...do we care?
By Ivy, on 7:39 PM
Uma looks fantastic. She's a real human being. You should stick to picking on easy targets like Britney and Paris. You're better at that.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
What's with the double-wide belly button?
This chick was never hot.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
2 words: guh hey
Todd, first Pam and now Uma? Next you'll be calling Penelope Cruz ugly. Do you mind jumping in your VW and running out to get us some nice white wine while we have the hetereosexual intercourse you find so repellant?
I'm a guy and if not thinking Uma Thurman is hot makes me gay, then I'll run and get that white wine please.
By Ryan, on 8:05 PM
She needs a bikini top with an underwire....
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
Scaring away crows? What do you look like in a bathing suit this little, baby? I bet the sight of your flabby ass would permanently scar crabs, sand fleas, and even barnacles. Let alone trying to hook up with somebody half as hot as Uma, dumbass...
By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
Hate the bathing suit. Hate it. The top looks like someone shredded a wifebeater or tank-top or something to make it. Not a fan.
By The Docktator, on 6:27 AM
I don't know what you guys are looking at. She looks like a beautiful, shapely, natural woman to me.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
its just not flattering in any way. oh well. shes no courtney love http://buzztracker.com/category/courtney_love thank god.
By mortimer, on 7:07 AM
If she had a push~up on she would look great! Thats what a lot of women do and everyone is like "Oh she is hot" She just went with comfort this day! Sorry she was not thinking of everyone else! Oh My! Geez what will everyone do ? Give her a break she look great!
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
If you didn't know Uma Thurman's breasts were that big, you obviously never saw Dangerous Liaisons.
About an hour into the movie.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
Say what you will. She's still 10 times hotter than anything YOU'LL touch this century.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
Oh please - she's had 2 kids and obviously hasn't had any surgery - she's the natural woman that everyone talks about. I'm a fan because she's so obviously NOT obsessed with her appearance and I think she's a beauty because she's not afraid to show what she really looks like.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I've never been a fan of her face (strange, weird face), but body-wise she's awesome. The only think I see wrong with these pics is the unflattering top. Other than that, awesome.
By jenner, on 10:56 AM
For those who are being critical, I wonder what you'd look like in a bikini.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Well, not like a glamourous actress. Wearing the wrong bikini. Which is the whole point here, oh humorless one.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
yum...ther eis an older women who looks great in a bikini that is appropriate for a mom. I do agree that she could have found one a littel more flatering but I think she looks awesome.
By Paul, on 12:23 PM
the strange belly button is from tummy tucks?
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Ew. Stop that!
By mycinnamonaway, on 6:18 PM
If she had on a more supportive top she'd look pretty good. that has got to be the worst top I've ever seen. it looks like some kind of sling at best.
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
She is fucking gorgeous you asshats.
By sympathomimetic, on 11:01 PM
Wow, I never knew Uma Thurman had a legion of rabid fans. It's not like she's done anything to deserve it. I haven't seen any move of hers I liked. She's not even beautiful (her face if bizarre) and her titties are hanging to her bellybutton.
Considering her lifestyle. Not attractive. Didn't anyone ask her what the hell she was doing before she walked out of the house like that?
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
hollywood is all about perfection and glamor....clearly she doesn't measure up. with or without the jacked up bikini. sorry folks.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
She's far from the bottom three in Hollywood. She's stunningly beautiful. I think it's great that she doesn't give a shit about how she looks when she's on the beach. She's beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 AM
I don't see her as one of the 'bottom three' in Hollywood. I'd replace (at least) her; say with Cameron Diaz. Diaz was absolutely gorgeous in "The Mask" but has looked like shit pretty much every since.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I think that she looks great ! Her nipples are standing to attention, her skin is great and she is not trying to show off.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
Give her a break. She's not seventeen anymore and she's had two children. Any woman her age looks like that. I agree though, that she could have thought of more flattering swimwear than this.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
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