I can't decide what is more obnoxious, the Hohan "blowing kisses face", or her flashing the peace sign at evey opportunity. It's amusing that somebody who obviously needs to repeat the fifth grade can be that impressed with themselves. Go fall down a flight of stairs already.
Lindsay Lohan looks fabulous. I can understand the hate towards Hilton, and the simpson, but lilo? freckled whore..? you obviously and seriously need to get over your jealousy, lol.
News Flash: The hundreds of thousands of people who hate Lohan and don't think she's good looking aren't "jealous" of her, so stop trying to tell us we are. There's nothing to be "jealous" of! I want all those freckles, bad parents, and drug and alcohol abuse problems! I do, I'm so jealous!
Man. It's like they are purposely giving awards to the most annoying, over-exposed, no talent "stars" in Hollywood. The only person who is missing is Britney Spears.
that ashlee simpson liking anal rumor turned out not to be true. people thought wilmer v. meant ashlee and that's not who he meant. he also didn't take mandy moore's virginity like he said he did.
In that second picture of Lohan, I wonder if someone just asked her what one hand clapping would sound like. I don't think I've ever seen anyone look so confused.
Erm, I think I need someone to explain this apparently new concept of "hot" to me. It's pretty sad when the ONLY person of this bunch that I can honestly say is "hot" is Carmen Electra. And that's only in comparison to this particular messed up bunch.
Personally I'd like to hear 4:26 explain how she's not a "freckled whore". She looks like a cheetah and everyone knows she fucks everyone and most of the people she fucks and the people who saw her go and fuck them tell the press about it, so I don't know how that's not a good name for her.
PS - there is just no way I can consider someone who had THAT much plastic surgery, ie Ashlee Simpson, hot. If she looked like that naturally, I'd totally agree she's hot. But knowing that she's one surgery away from being 100% plastic, nope, can't do it.
And as for Lindsay, well, maybe hot refers to the fumes she's emitting? Burning people's nose hairs & whatnot?
In the 4th picture of Paris, what the FUCK is wrong with that sluts feet? Also, I'm assuming she's crossing her legs because the sound of the wind traveling through the vacuuum between her legs was distracting.
They probably thought making these picks would cause people to blog on and on about what's in their magazine. Fools! Don't they know we're smarter than that?
I AM FULL OF GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE ASHLEE SIMSON PLASTIC NOSE AND DA REST OF DESE ARE HOES EXCEPT FOR CARMEN SHE IS HOT J.LO'S LIPSTIK IS DEFINITELY NOT LINSEY LOHO LOOKS LIKE POO PARIS NEEDS SOME DIFFERENT SHOOZ CUZ UGLY FEET LIKE HERS NEED TO BE COVERED UP SHE IS WEARING A PRETTY DRESS THOUGH I AM FULL OF GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE
Ashlee is hot. Just b/c she's had plastic surgery doesn't make it otherwise. If that were the case, half of hollywood wouldn't be considered hot.
At least she doesn't run around with that smug "oh no who let the plebians breathe my air" look certain other (cough)Paris(/cough) "hot hollywood" people wear.
I was once a call girl, I lived in a cake, When I was in Law School, I ate Shake 'n Bake, I was only three years dead, But it told a tale, And now listen, Little poser, To me shake and rail,
Did you ever see a llama, With a llama, Kiss a llama, Sniff a llama, Llama, llama, Horny llama, Llama, llama, SEX.
Half a llama, Twice the llama, Not a llama, Tood likes Llamas, In a car which, Alarms the llamas, Llama, llama, SEX.
Is THIS how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of Jenny juice? Britney, Sure is, Bold. Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, You can all just bite me now, 'Cuz I don't give a.....
@ Parishits' pics: I laughed out loud just looking at them, before reading the paragraph. And then I laughed some more. Good work, Todd.
@ Ashtray Simpson: she looks cute enough in those thumbnails as to remind me of Heather Graham. And then we open the big pics and see not so much. What's up with her eyes, one on the cat, one on the fish?
VIGILANTE: I BOW TO YOUR SUPERIOR BEAUTIFULANESS LLAMAS, LLAMAS, SEX. . . I WAS MOVED TO TEARS AND STRANGE ULULATIONS YOU ARE A WONDER OF SCIENCE AND NATURE I AM NOW, TRULY, FULL OF GLEE
Freckled: Definitely. Whore: She semprinis indiscriminately just like Paris -- even some of the same guys. And she fucked Paris too. That makes her a megawhore. Jealous: Of what, pray tell? Her creepy pimp mother? Her violent daddy? Her mountains of blow? Her trips to rehab? Her car accidents? Her "adeqite" email ramblings? Her series of bombs?
Oh, I get it -- you think it would be like sooooo awesome to be friends with Parasite and Wickole.
@ freckled whore: looks like she's almost done. Just five more minutes on the grill with some sperm sauce and she'll be a german sausage.
Carmen Electra is pretty confusing. I remember you guys posting pics of her looking like, well, freckled whore, and then she comes up looking like this? It's like a case for the Mythbusters or something...
Asshole Simpsom is still an ugly skank no matter what plastic surgury shes had. i mean come on!!! i think some random dude spunked Parisites wonky eye shut in the porta-potty a few minutes before the pictures were taken.. Hohan---just a walking disease as always
paris eye is all fucked up cus of her deceases that she has thats one of the signs she has all of them so dont touch her , J- LO was not showing her huge ass so her pics suck , Ashlee looks good wtf happen there , Lindsay looks like a TRANSSEXUAL , carmen elecltra UGLY as usual that bitch is old and fugly ,not even black guys want to fuck that skank eeewwww
I love Lindsay Lohan and I think she is pretty and hot. I love her scandalous lifestyle too, though I think she must be lots more careful. Actually I´m addicted to her and I even don´t know why.
jennifer lopez a style icon?! LMAO.. look at that fucking pants-suit she's wearing, looks like fucking shit. i work with girls who would win style icon of the fucking century over these bitches ANY DAY.
the problem clearly is that us magazine is run by women and caters for women, thus their choice of hot females is going to try to reassure the unwashed masses.
LOL about "hot" not being happy about this. I totally agree. If any organization lists Hohan for anything, they wipe out any credibility they had. She's fug...if the word wasn't invented just for her it should have been.
They all suck. Lindsay thinks she's the shit because she is FINALLY going to be in a movie; jessica simpson not in to her but she's trash anyway;paris hilton is a whore as usual; and j-whore is just a peice of shit period. dumb bitch no talented bitch thinks money and nice cloths buy class I CAN'T STAND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashlee simpson isn't bad looking but anyone who saw the video of her climbing on the McDonalds counter and acting like a retarded three year old bothering people that actually work ... well .. anyone who saw it wants her dead as much as everyone else on that list ... that and she's a no talent lip synching whore ...
I'm sick of people saying people like Carmen & Pamela are not hot just b/c they're no longer in their twenties. Look around at some fat fugs that are their age at the grocery store. Get over being jealous of women Demi's, Carmen and Pamela's bodies b/c you know they look better than you do at your age...and as for the guys, you wouldn't stand a chance.
4:26 I love U. WHEN CAN WE SEE SOME MENS so we can talk about them?? I wanna do lots of stuff to mens, and talk about it like 4:26, but you don't give me any MENS to look at so I can say dirty things I wanna do, too. Stamps foot petutantly. Waaaaaa 0 0 0 (those are tears but I don't know how to make cute keyboard pictures)
Did anyone notice Hohan's hooker extensions don't match? She borrowed them from her beloved mother "Dina" whom she swears she looks just like, except she looks just like Daddy Born Again Hohan the Liar from the Pit of Hell. And seems to have his nose for cocaine and habit creating big dramas.
Look closely at her neck in photos because she darkens her face to match her spots, and then her neck and body don't match. She's too stoned to notice or care, and looks like her zoo keepers don't do her the favor of fixing any of it to help her out not to look like the ass she is. Even those paid to put up with Flimsay Hohan barely tolerate her. They certainly obviously aren't paid enough to match her fake complexion or her fake hair to her other colors. That is very, very telling, when your "friends" and the people you pay to make you look good let you get photographed and published looking like a complete ass for all the world to see for eternity. FAKE is not supposed to look FAKE.
Wouldn't it be peachy if Hohands had all her spots burned off her face, al la Michelle Whackson's burning all the pigment off hers? Except the spotted Ho would have to burn the first few layers of skin off her entire body because she's always running around naked and needs buckets of brown dermablend to cover that shit up.
Oh, and how dare anyone insult a cheetah and compare an innocent animal to that skanky whore. And all you hofans in here, have you paid to go see the latest crappy movie this chit is in, Georgia FOOOLS? Didn't think so. SHould be April fools, because anyone who goes to see that must be one. Either that or a masochist.
Carrie Underwooddeviledham is starting to scare me in pictures and on tv because she looks like Hohands, and frankly, I cannot tell them apart. Creepy.
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There ain't nothin' wrong with Todd or most of the other posters who come here to bitch about celebrities. Or each other. Nobody's pathetic, or jealous, and I seriously doubt there's anyone out there who thinks that commenting here is going to magically make them slimmer.
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Leave Your CommentI can't decide what is more obnoxious, the Hohan "blowing kisses face", or her flashing the peace sign at evey opportunity. It's amusing that somebody who obviously needs to repeat the fifth grade can be that impressed with themselves. Go fall down a flight of stairs already.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 13:16:42
JLo --> I'd rail her hard, right after she got some shots. She'll need at least one or to because she's been sleeping with the corpse she married.
Paris --> I'd do it for the $$ and then punch her in the other eye so they matched.
Ashlee --> Nice tits, Kid!!
Lohan --> Nothing I can say that hasn't already been said.
Carmen --> If she did mess with all those nasty guys I'd hit it, but I'm worried about my penis falling off afterwards.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 13:26:05
Lindsay Lohan looks fabulous. I can understand the hate towards Hilton, and the simpson, but lilo? freckled whore..? you obviously and seriously need to get over your jealousy, lol.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 13:56:55
I want to stab Jennifer Hopez in her smug fucking face with a rusty fork. I hate that cunt.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 13:57:56
News Flash: The hundreds of thousands of people who hate Lohan and don't think she's good looking aren't "jealous" of her, so stop trying to tell us we are. There's nothing to be "jealous" of! I want all those freckles, bad parents, and drug and alcohol abuse problems! I do, I'm so jealous!
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:01:07
Holy crap the site is actually working?!?! It's a freaking miracle!
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:06:05
J Lo: she's always been ugly
Paris: still ugly
Ashlee: not as ugly as she used to be
Lindsay: pale, firecrotch, too many freckles, ugly
Carmen: still hot
By david, on April 27, 2007 14:09:32
@ 4:56, why would Todd be jealous of Lindsay Lohan? You think guys want to look like that freckled whore?
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:14:22
Man. It's like they are purposely giving awards to the most annoying, over-exposed, no talent "stars" in Hollywood. The only person who is missing is Britney Spears.
By Joy, on April 27, 2007 14:15:38
the reason ashlee is hot: she prefers anal =========D (/o)
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:17:40
lol at least US weekly had some limits and new the award show would be a joke if they tried to call britney "hot".
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:17:55
Jealous? Of Lindsay LOHAN?
HA HA HA HA....(deep breath) AAAAAHHHHHH! HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH!
Holy shit! It hurts...to...laugh....AAAAHAHAHAHA!
By Vigilante, on April 27, 2007 14:18:43
that ashlee simpson liking anal rumor turned out not to be true. people thought wilmer v. meant ashlee and that's not who he meant. he also didn't take mandy moore's virginity like he said he did.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:20:01
In that second picture of Lohan, I wonder if someone just asked her what one hand clapping would sound like. I don't think I've ever seen anyone look so confused.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:20:25
Erm, I think I need someone to explain this apparently new concept of "hot" to me. It's pretty sad when the ONLY person of this bunch that I can honestly say is "hot" is Carmen Electra. And that's only in comparison to this particular messed up bunch.
By jenner, on April 27, 2007 14:22:41
Personally I'd like to hear 4:26 explain how she's not a "freckled whore". She looks like a cheetah and everyone knows she fucks everyone and most of the people she fucks and the people who saw her go and fuck them tell the press about it, so I don't know how that's not a good name for her.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:23:05
PS - there is just no way I can consider someone who had THAT much plastic surgery, ie Ashlee Simpson, hot. If she looked like that naturally, I'd totally agree she's hot. But knowing that she's one surgery away from being 100% plastic, nope, can't do it.
And as for Lindsay, well, maybe hot refers to the fumes she's emitting? Burning people's nose hairs & whatnot?
By jenner, on April 27, 2007 14:24:48
In the 4th picture of Paris, what the FUCK is wrong with that sluts feet? Also, I'm assuming she's crossing her legs because the sound of the wind traveling through the vacuuum between her legs was distracting.
By Raine, on April 27, 2007 14:28:36
Ashlee's fucking hot as hell.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:36:52
Carmon does not fuck white men except one and shes 4'10" she has tiny little legs, thats gross...
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:51:09
LMFAO the comment on Paris' eye is insanely funny. good work
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 14:55:54
so so tired of all of these usual suspects. time for a new crop of victims.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 15:04:22
They probably thought making these picks would cause people to blog on and on about what's in their magazine. Fools! Don't they know we're smarter than that?
wait...
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 15:08:09
I AM FULL OF GLEE
GLEE GLEE GLEE
ASHLEE SIMSON PLASTIC NOSE
AND DA REST OF DESE ARE HOES
EXCEPT FOR CARMEN SHE IS HOT
J.LO'S LIPSTIK IS DEFINITELY NOT
LINSEY LOHO LOOKS LIKE POO
PARIS NEEDS SOME DIFFERENT SHOOZ
CUZ UGLY FEET LIKE HERS NEED TO BE COVERED UP
SHE IS WEARING A PRETTY DRESS THOUGH
I AM FULL OF GLEE
GLEE GLEE GLEE
By GLEE GLEE GLEE, on April 27, 2007 15:22:37
Ashlee is hot. Just b/c she's had plastic surgery doesn't make it otherwise. If that were the case, half of hollywood wouldn't be considered hot.
At least she doesn't run around with that smug "oh no who let the plebians breathe my air" look certain other (cough)Paris(/cough) "hot hollywood" people wear.
By Saffy, on April 27, 2007 15:30:35
No one ages faster than pornstars and the changes with Lohan makes it looks like she is one, so she might as well start doing it before cameras.
By just-this-guy, on April 27, 2007 16:24:09
They MUST be paying for that dubious shit.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 16:30:30
To the GLEEEB,
Oh Yeah?
Well....
Here's a llama,
There's a llama,
And another little llama,
Fuzzy llama,
Horny llama,
Llama, llama,
SEX.
Llama, llama,
Ballgag,
Llama,
Condom,
Dyke,
Vagina,
Llama,
Llama, llama,
Mushroom,
Llama, llama,
SEX.
I was once a call girl,
I lived in a cake,
When I was in Law School,
I ate Shake 'n Bake,
I was only three years dead,
But it told a tale,
And now listen,
Little poser,
To me shake and rail,
Did you ever see a llama,
With a llama,
Kiss a llama,
Sniff a llama,
Llama, llama,
Horny llama,
Llama, llama,
SEX.
Half a llama,
Twice the llama,
Not a llama,
Tood likes
Llamas,
In a car which,
Alarms the llamas,
Llama, llama,
SEX.
Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of Jenny juice?
Britney,
Sure is,
Bold.
Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck,
You can all just bite me now,
'Cuz I don't give a.....
......
Take that, Gleeber.
By Vigilante, on April 27, 2007 16:58:32
They'd be even "hotter" if we burned them.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 17:47:59
jlo and her corpse look like a couple of FOB's. is there any "event" that they won't leave the house for?
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 18:48:00
Check out jho's and marc's "kiss" in pic #2. Is that the definition of sexiness or what.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 18:50:04
@ Parishits' pics: I laughed out loud just looking at them, before reading the paragraph. And then I laughed some more. Good work, Todd.
@ Ashtray Simpson: she looks cute enough in those thumbnails as to remind me of Heather Graham. And then we open the big pics and see not so much. What's up with her eyes, one on the cat, one on the fish?
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 19:40:16
VIGILANTE:
I BOW TO YOUR SUPERIOR BEAUTIFULANESS
LLAMAS, LLAMAS, SEX. . .
I WAS MOVED TO TEARS AND STRANGE ULULATIONS
YOU ARE A WONDER OF SCIENCE AND NATURE
I AM NOW, TRULY,
FULL OF GLEE
XXX,OOO,ETC.
AND :) TOO
By GLEE GLEE GLEE, on April 27, 2007 19:41:49
04:56, well, let's thin k about this:
Freckled: Definitely.
Whore: She semprinis indiscriminately just like Paris -- even some of the same guys. And she fucked Paris too. That makes her a megawhore.
Jealous: Of what, pray tell? Her creepy pimp mother? Her violent daddy? Her mountains of blow? Her trips to rehab? Her car accidents? Her "adeqite" email ramblings? Her series of bombs?
Oh, I get it -- you think it would be like sooooo awesome to be friends with Parasite and Wickole.
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 19:46:11
@ freckled whore: looks like she's almost done. Just five more minutes on the grill with some sperm sauce and she'll be a german sausage.
Carmen Electra is pretty confusing. I remember you guys posting pics of her looking like, well, freckled whore, and then she comes up looking like this? It's like a case for the Mythbusters or something...
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 19:47:51
Asshole Simpsom is still an ugly skank no matter what plastic surgury shes had. i mean come on!!!
i think some random dude spunked Parisites wonky eye shut in the porta-potty a few minutes before the pictures were taken..
Hohan---just a walking disease as always
By Pooner, on April 27, 2007 20:31:34
Is it just me or is Ashlee turning into one of the Olsen twins?
By Jen, on April 27, 2007 21:27:30
paris eye is all fucked up cus of her deceases that she has thats one of the signs she has all of them so dont touch her , J- LO was not showing her huge ass so her pics suck , Ashlee looks good wtf happen there , Lindsay looks like a TRANSSEXUAL , carmen elecltra UGLY as usual that bitch is old and fugly ,not even black guys want to fuck that skank eeewwww
By anonymous, on April 27, 2007 23:15:07
i think paris is just fuking drunk on the picture..or high
By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 01:10:31
lindsay can't apply fake tan for shit.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 01:55:40
"the freckled whore in curls" caption made me laugh after a very long day. thanks :) love this site!
By calchica, on April 28, 2007 02:02:39
I love Lindsay Lohan and I think she is pretty and hot. I love her scandalous lifestyle too, though I think she must be lots more careful. Actually I´m addicted to her and I even don´t know why.
By Carol, on April 28, 2007 07:27:27
jennifer lopez a style icon?! LMAO.. look at that fucking pants-suit she's wearing, looks like fucking shit. i work with girls who would win style icon of the fucking century over these bitches ANY DAY.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 08:27:19
the problem clearly is that us magazine is run by women and caters for women, thus their choice of hot females is going to try to reassure the unwashed masses.
By the vapid media, on April 28, 2007 08:33:58
LOL about "hot" not being happy about this. I totally agree. If any organization lists Hohan for anything, they wipe out any credibility they had. She's fug...if the word wasn't invented just for her it should have been.
By Starbucks Addict, on April 28, 2007 08:49:42
style list or whore list???
By Paul, on April 28, 2007 09:00:42
Carmen only likes girls as do all the others.. think about it.
By cypress, on April 28, 2007 11:19:10
They all suck. Lindsay thinks she's the shit because she is FINALLY going to be in a movie; jessica simpson not in to her but she's trash anyway;paris hilton is a whore as usual; and j-whore is just a peice of shit period. dumb bitch no talented bitch thinks money and nice cloths buy class I CAN'T STAND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 18:53:46
Ashlee simpson isn't bad looking but anyone who saw the video of her climbing on the McDonalds counter and acting like a retarded three year old bothering people that actually work ... well .. anyone who saw it wants her dead as much as everyone else on that list ... that and she's a no talent lip synching whore ...
By anonymous, on April 28, 2007 18:57:49
"They MUST be paying for that dubious shit."
Either that or they blew the entire mag staff, including the janitor.
By die Krautsalaten, on April 29, 2007 06:26:48
This is one of my fave blogs along with dlisted! You can really give MK a run for his money if you updated as frequently as him.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2007 08:42:49
seriously j-lo, what is with the hookerlicious amount of shimmery eye stuff?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on April 29, 2007 09:40:22
I'm sick of people saying people like Carmen & Pamela are not hot just b/c they're no longer in their twenties. Look around at some fat fugs that are their age at the grocery store. Get over being jealous of women Demi's, Carmen and Pamela's bodies b/c you know they look better than you do at your age...and as for the guys, you wouldn't stand a chance.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2007 12:40:27
Oh dear! Where did Ashlee get those enormous boobs?!
Remember when she sais she didn't mind her small boobs and thought they were "perfect?" I guess it's the same as the nose she was so "happy with."
Thank you for your excellent reporting!
By Sister Wolf, on April 29, 2007 18:57:22
4:26 I love U. WHEN CAN WE SEE SOME MENS so we can talk about them?? I wanna do lots of stuff to mens, and talk about it like 4:26, but you don't give me any MENS to look at so I can say dirty things I wanna do, too. Stamps foot petutantly. Waaaaaa 0
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(those are tears but I don't know how to make cute keyboard pictures)
By anonymous, on April 29, 2007 20:11:14
Did anyone notice Hohan's hooker extensions don't match? She borrowed them from her beloved mother "Dina" whom she swears she looks just like, except she looks just like Daddy Born Again Hohan the Liar from the Pit of Hell. And seems to have his nose for cocaine and habit creating big dramas.
Look closely at her neck in photos because she darkens her face to match her spots, and then her neck and body don't match. She's too stoned to notice or care, and looks like her zoo keepers don't do her the favor of fixing any of it to help her out not to look like the ass she is. Even those paid to put up with Flimsay Hohan barely tolerate her. They certainly obviously aren't paid enough to match her fake complexion or her fake hair to her other colors. That is very, very telling, when your "friends" and the people you pay to make you look good let you get photographed and published looking like a complete ass for all the world to see for eternity. FAKE is not supposed to look FAKE.
Wouldn't it be peachy if Hohands had all her spots burned off her face, al la Michelle Whackson's burning all the pigment off hers? Except the spotted Ho would have to burn the first few layers of skin off her entire body because she's always running around naked and needs buckets of brown dermablend to cover that shit up.
Oh, and how dare anyone insult a cheetah and compare an innocent animal to that skanky whore. And all you hofans in here, have you paid to go see the latest crappy movie this chit is in, Georgia FOOOLS? Didn't think so. SHould be April fools, because anyone who goes to see that must be one. Either that or a masochist.
Carrie Underwooddeviledham is starting to scare me in pictures and on tv because she looks like Hohands, and frankly, I cannot tell them apart. Creepy.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2007 20:30:16
IM SORRY BUT THE PERSON THAT RUNS THIS SITE IS A PATHETIC JELOUS PERSON. EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS BITCHED ABOUT, YEH SO WHAT IF PARIS HILTON HAS A WEIRD EYE OR LINDSAY LOHAN HAS FREKCLES, AND THE COMMENT ABOUT JESSICA SIMPSON IS COMPLETELY WRONG - I THINK THE ONLY PERSON HERE WITH SOMETHING TRUELY WRONG WITH THEM IS YOU. DO YOU FIND THAT BITCHING ABOUT CELEBRITIES BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN IS GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY PRETTIER? ANY RICHER? ANY SLIMMER? NO! SO DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SORT YOURSELF OUT.
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By anonymous, on April 30, 2007 07:33:52
OH YEH I DOUBT YOU PUBLISH WHAT
I JUST SAID COS YOU ONLY SEEM TO PUBLISH THE COMMENTS THAT ARE ON YOUR SIDE. HA! peace
By anonymous, on April 30, 2007 07:34:59
Pipe down, Lohan.
(Yeah I'm talking to you "Anon 10:33/34)
By anonymous, on April 30, 2007 12:28:49
Carmen Electra, I'd make the sexytime explosion inside her.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2007 00:43:21
Right back at ya, Gleeber!
And Sal_t_c, aka yesterday's 10:33/34, you are most definitely in the wrong place, my friend. Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the name of this website above.
There ain't nothin' wrong with Todd or most of the other posters who come here to bitch about celebrities. Or each other. Nobody's pathetic, or jealous, and I seriously doubt there's anyone out there who thinks that commenting here is going to magically make them slimmer.
So please take yourself away from here and over to People Magazine, or Entertainment Weekly, or whatever other haven of sickly sweet publicist-approved schlop you allow yourself to be bombarded with. We sincerely regret that your belief in the altruistic virtues of the celebutards we trash here has been compromised. I'm sure with time and e-metering you'll get over it.
Regards,
V
By Vigilante, on May 1, 2007 10:22:56
mmm....i'd like to be in da middle of a lindsay and paris sammich...just hold the crabs please!
By Dorf on Golf, on May 1, 2007 12:01:01
who did these gals have to sleep with to get on the list? =]
By loretta, on May 20, 2007 16:38:10
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