34 Comments:

• I love it when stuck-up bitches like J-Lo start tail spinning towards the ground. Appearing on AI is a desperate attempt to save her shitty career.

  By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM  

• The incredibly ugly faces and all that serious nostril-flaring really, really convinced me that she is an awesome singer. The most awesome singer, ever in fact. I hope the Idols learned a valuable lesson in flaring.

  By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

• I love the way she holds the microphone, escpecially in pic 5. She is probably capable of giving great head. That's why the scientologists let her join up. It was the same deal with Tom Cruise - I bet he's a master at playing the skin flute.

  By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

• Anyone remember how she went to Japan on tour recently and got, literally, crucified for her lack of singing talent? In the media, by the fans, etc..
  
  But in the money-driven, commercial, USA, she's a "star".
  
  And Melinda (AI) is about 3 times more talented than J-lo. It was pretty ridiculous seeing her giving Melinda advice on how to sing. Maybe that's why Simon said this was her first "bad" performance.
  
  Anyway, what a dumb fucking country we live in.

  By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

• Why didn't Simon Cowell tell J. Lo that she sucks? Has he sold out now too?

  By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

• I have never understood the appeal of this woman. She can't sing, is a marginal character actress, has no tits, and a humongous ass. When I hear people talking about how hot her ass is, I just want to barf. She has a big, fat ass and it's going to look like the surface of the moon in a couple of years if it doesn't already. I wish she would just go away and die in a fire.

  By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

• 1:03:
  
  
  AMEN!!

  By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

• She's got a great fat ass.

  By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM  

• Anonymous said...
  Anyone remember how she went to Japan on tour recently and got, literally, crucified for her lack of singing talent? In the media, by the fans, etc..
  
  
  do you know what "literally" means? because unless j.lo was actually nailed to cross, it wasnt literal...idiot

  By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

• I had PVRed the American Idol, and caught her performance. This is the first time that I had heard her perform live and I was honestly surprised how awful she was ... she was out-sang by all of the contenstants, and that includes the eastern kid with the big hair! It is amazing what studio machinery can do to improve the way you sound ...
  
  I do love her fat thighs, though ...

  By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM  

• shes fine but singing just isnt her thing and i think thats a bit insulting when they put people like her and gwen stefani on a show like AI to give singing advice to people who can actually sing. AI already gets good ratings so i dont see why they let talentless people like gwen, jlo, and akon perform on the show. now they're doing that dumb vote thing where you can vote for a performer to sing live on the show..wtf?? thats why i stopped watching after ruben won.

  By prettyboy, on 4:15 PM  

• 
  prettyboy said..
  
  "shes fine but singing just isnt her thing and i think thats a bit insulting when they put people like her and gwen stefani on a show like AI to give singing advice to people who can actually sing."
  
  I have to agree with you on this. Maybe this is exactly why they are doing this ... "look at all these recording artists who can't sing, and compare them to the "great" talent this show produces"
  
  jlo was horrible at AI ... she must realize she can't sing, she can't be that tone-deaf ... then why bother staging live performances? they're causing more damage to her image than good

  By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM  

• Fat asses are not hot, they are just fat.
  
  Save a Career....Kill a Scientologist.

  By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM  

• She's got the "tools" and rightness of "crap." If she isn't insane now, she will be!

  By Buck Willis Jr., on 5:49 PM  

• I've been an invited guest at the celb center in NY. I was singled out of a group at a meeting immediately; scared the living crap out of me, those peeps did. There is no polite way to get out of a situation like that; they won't let you. You have to be very strong in your NO and have two good legs to run like hell away from them. As I did.
  
  I've read Hubbard, plus all the major religious texts in the world. Hubbard copied his stuff from all major religions and philosophic texts since the beginning of time; didn't even bother to change the wording, just flat out copied everyone else and called it his own but twisted it and profiteered beautifully from his thieving little paws. I cannot believe how gullible people are to get into this cult.
  
  The e-meter is simply a lie detector test device they monkeyed around with. But the brainwashing and family wrecking and money mongering are all real.
  
  J Ho's daddy is a tologist, longtime. Caused the divorce with it, he did. And hey, how about that Orpah? Hasn't anyone noticed yet how she, too is brainwashing millions in the mindset of the tologists? Someone, pick at Orpah's guests' and her own prostelitizing and you, too, will be enlightened. Run her quotes through the computer as you did J Ho's.
  
  My ex's first wife looks like fugly Mark's sister. They're from the same region in PR. Woof. Far as I know, Mark got hooked by the tologists. This is what happens when you don't go to Sunday School, Hebrew School, Allah School, Budda School or college long enough to notice how the celebs spout quotes attributed to Hubbard but are strangely familiar..
  
  This is what happens when you throw the Bible as lit and all religious texts out of the school systems and get a bunch of people ripe for the taking, unable to recognize just what they're being told and where it came from and what it means in the broad scope of things. Religion in schools? NO. Bible, Koran, Bavvad Gita, Tao te Ching, YES.
  
  Ignorance is not bliss..ignorance begets ignorance and breeds cults and Scientologists who are hazards to society because they are agressive. Don't kill them; be aware and informed and call them out for who and what they are; brainwashed and ignorant thieves of others' thoughts and writings who twist it to their own gain. Oh, and never ,ever, ever get into a discussion with a tologist. You won't win, and you will either become homoicidal or get a really bad headache.

  By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM  

• Who cares about this annoying Ho? Did you hear Shock Jock Howard reaping her off bec. of her crazy laugh? She's so yesterday. Please make her disappear already with her Skeletor husband. I'm sure she's so jealous of Salma bec. she's having a baby, is going to be a big time movie producer and is set to marry a billionaire who looks like James Bond! JLO get a life and stop posing wearing those fugly clothes. You have no talent, you are obnoxious, phony and a loser. Get LOst!!! Perez, stop kissing JHO'S big butt!!! You are making your bloggers mad as hell with your STUPIDITY!!! Her career is OVER!!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM  

• Actually, firearms would be a perfect b-day gift for Marc Anthony. (do you think he calls her his 'Cleopatra'?)

  By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM  

• I didn't notice that she sang that bad .. I did notice she never once sang along and was always being drowned out by music or her back up singers ... and all I could think was .. yeah .. I'd soung good too with that much bullshit blaring in the background ....

  By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM  

• 12:36, oh please. She's only a "star" in the media's eyes -- the public is fucking sick of her. She wouldn't even GO to Japan or Germany unless she was already a has-been.
  
  Oh, and check actual stats before you start gumflapping. Her last three albums have flopped like moribund fish, including here in the "commercial" US. Not to mention the death spiral of her movies -- in "money-driven" America, her next one is being put opposite the Bourne Supremacy. Meaning, they're killing it.
  
  And by the way "literally crucified" means she was nailed/tied to a wooden crossbeam and hung up on a large pole until she died. I'm pretty sure the Japanese didn't do that, so you need to look up what "literally" means before you try to use it. Fucking idiot. You're not in any position to be criticizing anyone else.
  
  1:03, amen to that. It probably has mega orange peel now -- notice how she hasn't worn anything skimpy for years?
  
  5:13, we should get T-shirts printed with that on it.
  
  7:21, thanks for that take. I've tried to argue with a Scienobot, and it's like literally talking to a wall. Except with a wall, you don't get prerecorded replies.
  
  But what did he copy from other texts? I'm really curious, because most of what I've heard of his is attributable either to A) his own prejudices against shrinks, gays, the disabled, etc, or B) crappy sci-fi.

  By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM  

• 3:13...AHAHAHAHA! He just shitted on some body.

  By Anonymous, on 11:58 PM  

• I think Steven Tyler wants his wardrobe and accessories back.

  By bud, on 3:28 AM  

• I think I read that her dad is a Scientologist, she may have heard that "rightness" thing fron him.

  By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

• If she were walkin down the street minus the fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tan, designer clothes etc., she'd just be another fat arsed wonder.

  By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM  

• jlo is a man, is what she is...

  By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM  

• 3:13 PM
  
  Hey idiot,
  
  You're right, I should have said "absolutely" instead of "literally". So I got overly excited, since I constantly see this untalented cunt get all the worship from the media.
  
  But let's talk about you. What kind of a lonely bozo would actually take time to correct someone's grammatical mistake on an internet blog? Seriously. Get a girlfriend or something.

  By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM  

• Lay off her ass. I'd hit it. As long as she promised not to sing. If she as much as tried to utter a peep I'd make her swallow.

  By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

• I'm not the previous grammar correction guy, but I have to stick up for him. Nothing wrong with correcting someone's spelling/grammar if you aren't a dick about it. The state of language is scary. People's writing/speaking skills are in a steep decline, and we need to make an effort to better ourselves. Otherwise, we all sound like a bunch of stupid, fucked up hillbillies, like BritBrit.
  
  Oh ya, JLo is nuts.

  By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM  

• wasn't her dad a scientologist?

  By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

• We shouldn't hate on her because she's got a fat ass.
  We should hate on her because she is a talentless ho and she's a bad tipper

  By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM  

• There's a difference in correcting someone's incorrect use of a word in a nice way and then there's demoralising someone for using the wrong word and calling them an "idiot", or even worse, a "fucking idiot". I'd rather use the wrong word occasionally than be an a**hole all the time! Get over yourselves you stupid, up yourselves, a**holes!

  By Fleabag, on 3:42 PM  

• 1:03,
  FINALLY SOMEONE HAS COME TO THEIR SENSES!!!! UGH I HATE HOW SHE'S "MADE BIG BUTTS POPULAR" WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVING A NICE PROPORTIONATE FIGURE!

  By Anonymous, on 7:15 PM  

• funny.. my definition of "rightness" includes not joining money-grubbing bullshit cults

  By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

• Her song and performance on AMERICAN IDOL were pure torture to hear and watch her. Her new movie is a total failure, the one with her smothering husband.

  By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM  

• I just have to respond to the person who called Britbrit a hillbilly. Hillbillies are from Alabama. Coonasses are from Louisiana. I am a redneck who lives in Mississippi. I don't what they call trash from Yankeeland but my beagle sings better than JLo.
  
  Have a nice night y'all.

  By Anonymous, on 11:14 PM  

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