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Lindsay Lohan Likes Girls Now

Former Hollywood publicist Jonathan Jaxson has revealed that Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson are more than just friends:

Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson," notes Jaxson. But another source dismisses the talk. "Oh, please, that's silly," says the source. "Lindsay just loves to have fun and mix it up a bit."

So I guess Lindsay has either completely run out of men to bang or penis just isn't doing it for her anymore. In penis' defense, you're expecting a bit much when the vagina looks like an inner tube. At this point, they should just use her vagina for something more practical. Maybe a horror movie. Six friends explore a deep cave only to be trapped inside and hunted by a savage predator with an insatiable hunger for blood! Dun, dun, dun!

Lindsay with Samantha Ronson:

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Labels: lindsay lohan, samantha ronson

22 Comments:

whore

By Paul, on 11:45 AM
Gee, I wonder which one wears the strap-on?

LL is at the point where she needs a dildo with 4" diameter just to get off. If she gets tired of the strap-on treatment, she should try blowing a horse or something like that.

By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
To anonymous..

If LL has been getting 'it' from men with less than 4" diameter she then would have a fetish for sexually immature men. It's likely that this is more true for their mental age rather than any physical abnormalities.

By MikeG, on 12:06 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

There've gotta be better looking lesbians than that DJ! Gross...

By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
That DJ is a WOMAN?

Oh my.

I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that this Samantha 'lady' stands up to pee.

By joejoe, on 12:20 PM
LL is just to drugged out to notice that its a chick not a dude she's with. (Though based on those pictures I'm surprised its not a dude)

By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
mike g
it sounds like you are confusing diameter with circumference.

By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
mikeg - 4" DIAMETER is huge. If you know anyone that large, they are a freak of nature. Maybe you are thinking of length or circumference? 4" diameter means 12.5" circumference, and is closer to someone's forearm or a skinny bicep.

By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Haha...don't feel bad, mikeg, most of us here in Snarkland are a lot more witty than we are good at math!

By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Gross... Lindsay is just a few career blocks away from being a street walker. I used to adore her when she was in those endearing kid disney movies. But after FEZ dumpped her fleckled ass... well, whats a girl to do but dump her self respect and hang out with hollywoods finest (Parisite, Tara, Nicole Skinny).

ANYWAYS, is it just me OR does her new girlfriend look like PETE DOHERTYS (kate moss' cracked out man) identical sister??? WEIRD and double YUCK!!!

By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
"Dude looks like a lady"

By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
thats the fugliest 'woman' i've ever seen

By Jackie dressed in Cobras, on 1:58 PM
it always goes like this. where were the 34th and 35th bullets when we needed them?

By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
"you're expecting a bit much when the vagina looks like an inner tube."

that's what you have fists for.

By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
of course she has to sleep with women now. she's run through all of the available males on the planet.

By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
I'd still hit it.
LL that is; not the lighter fluid 'chick'.

By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
On behalf of the male gender, I'd like to say that we're happy to give Ms. Lohan up to the lesbian community. PLEASE don't give her back.

By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
This whole thing is so "lesbian subplot on Six Feet Under" it hurts me.

By Anonymous, on 6:11 PM
1. the way she's leaning over the table watching the DJ spin, all "look how cool I am, I'm up here with the freakin' DJ!" is so sad. I'm pretty sure EVERYONE has hung out with the DJ at some point - you don't have to be a celeb to do THAT. And it isn't cool anymore once you're older than, say, 18.

2. the ONLY reason for this "story" is to get her name in the papers. Chick must know she's history by now - pathetic attempt at publicity.

3. she's still revolting. gross.

By jenner, on 6:20 PM
When is she going move to the animals?

By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
Man, her hair looks like shit. I forgot how horrible she looks as a blonde.

By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
While there sites still reporting that kind of attention stunt - like IDLYITW - they will happen and will continue to be effective in some way.

Just stop talking about non-celebrities and go on with the celebrity stuff.

By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM