Paris Hilton is an Asshole
Paris Hilton's lawyers have threatened to sue MTV if a sketch on tomorrow's debut episode of Short Circuitz isn't pulled. Paris stars in a fake infomercial where she sells "What Would Paris Do" bracelets. Page Six reports:
In the sketch - which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week - the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to "real-life" situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous," says the officer...Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch...But on Feb. 27, cops busted Hilton for driving with a suspended license, a violation of her parole stemming from a drunken-driving arrest last September."
So, like Paris agreed to the sketch, filmed the sketch, and now she's suing? What, she didn't realize what she was doing? God, I don't think they've invented a level of hate that would describe what I feel for this pampered skank. I'd literally drop dead if, for once, she took responsibility for her actions. She's spoiled, racist, stupid and thinks every guy wants to fuck her. The only way I'd want to hear Paris screaming in bed is if I was waiting my turn in line with a bar of soap wrapped in a pillowcase.
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63 Comments:
She must have a super push-up bra or duct tape to product that skanky cleavage.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Tood, haven't I taught you anything? It's a BRICK in a pillowcase. Egyptian cotton, of course.
By Vigilante, on 11:17 AM
i would so do her...herps and all...
By K_federation, on 11:29 AM
^ you're disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
she should be happy that this isnt going straight to video like her movie attempts and porn....
diseased racistno talent vagina
By Thanisha, on 11:34 AM
She may have to go lesbo soon. She's done it with every guy out there. I've had better.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
I guess I missed something, when did she get her boobs done?
Oh, and she's a skanky whore who needs to die.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
her poor little boobies. Being extra squished up like that. They're probably crying in pain. Poor little Bincus, I mean poor little boobies.
By chuggdog, on 12:11 PM
She looks like a two dollar whore
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
What a whore! Hope her herpes eat her alive!!!! SKANK!!
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Can't someone please kill her and put US out of our misery??? If her herpes sores don't eat her alive, think of how bad she will look in a few years. She looks about 10 years older than her actual age now. The chicken beak nose will sag lower and lower and the wank eye will be wankier.
By paris go to jail, on 12:41 PM
when did she get so fat??? suddenly each thigh is 5 lbs heavier.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
If you use a bag of oranges, you won't need a pillowcase at all. The little mesh bag contains the weapon neatly.
By Aaron, on 1:30 PM
hopefully her eyes will sag shut, like her fat ass is drooping.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Some fat ass has discovered Häagen-Dazs® brand ice-cream!
Yes, my pretty! Grow large! LARGE! LAAAAARRRGGGEE!!!
Next stop...Richard Simmons' "Skankin' to the Oldies!"
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Now do we really want her dead? Look at Anna Nicole Smith's death, thats all that has been on the news since it happened 2 months ago. Is a continual 2 months of nothing but Paris really all that much better then a story here and there?
And wasn't it thought that she got a boob job during the Paris Exposed website debute? That she sold her own stuff just to keep the attention on her even while she was in recovery from having her boobs sliced open?
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
she deserves a donkeypunch
whew, I have been wanting to say that for a while
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I don't think she's getting fat, I think it's just the almost always bad choice of nylons and shorts - very stocky, rarely flattering look...
BUT I WOULD LOVE IT IF SHE WAS gaining weight, don't get me wrong.....
By jenner, on 3:04 PM
2:44 said "do we really want her dead"
depends- are you offering???
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
You know if the scene doesn't reach the airwaves it will more than likely be leaked online shortly after.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
Coming soon to YouTube...
Maybe Paris finally realized that the stupid fictional things being referred to in the sketch weren't really fictional.
Nah, someone else must have figured it out.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
She needs to just sit her nasty Herpified ass down somewhere! Im sick of her!
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
She is so in love with herself that she just starts performing for any camera. She is too stupid to realize what she is doing. Look at every porn video leaked of her. Everytime she looks bored or grouchy whoever the guy that she's fucking in that particular video tells her she's pretty or sexy, ect, and she perks right up again. She didn't realize while making the MTV video that IN THE VIDEO the actor/ cop told her she was too fabulous to arrest. IN REAL LIFE her diseased ass was arrested right away. She so needs to go to jail.
By kathy hilton, on 4:29 PM
since when does she have boobs?
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
could this stupid, narcissistic bitch be any more annoying?...she needs to put out to pasture...horrible lazy eyed, Grandmother feet and hands, hook nosed whore...just please do the World a favour and fuck off Parasite.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
She definitely got a boob job.
By Molly, on 5:39 PM
She definitely got a boob job.
By Molly, on 5:39 PM
All I can say is ditto. Every goddamn night there's another story about anne nicole smith and her stupid paternty test ... why couldn't she have killed her child when she overdosed and spared us this stupid story?
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
of course she's an asshole, and you're so surprised?! she never had a sense of humor anyway, it's because only racist remarks and putting down her "friends" are the only things she considers even remotely funny...she's an abysmally low order thinker, you know?
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Personally, Paris bashing is a long tired joke, more than anything else. Bad hack comedians use safe, agreeable jokes.
By bob dylan, on 7:21 PM
I'd love to do her.
She's amazing.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
wow. h8rs spending a lot of time thinking about this woman. And who thinks about you, you pathetic internet masturbators? that's right. No one.
She looks great, absolute stunner. so fuck all of you. losers.
By Alex Ferguson, on 9:25 PM
hahah "...invented a level of hate"...I love it and feel the exact same way.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
she has herpes?
By rebelandaliberator, on 10:00 PM
I love her pathetic attempt to hide her wonky eye with a ridiculously stupid hairstyle. You know you're a loser when your hair looks like Donald Trump's.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 PM
Soap? Bricks??? Come on, can't we just go straight to the lead pipe?
I think the person who does kill her gets a parade and sex from the #2 skank on the list. Lindsay?
By Anonymous, on 4:36 AM
"alex ferguson"??? Really, is that the best fake name you could come up with Paris?
By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
Should be ilegal to have sex with herpes, keep ure diseases to ureself. Thats how they spread, whores like her going around fucking everyone and their brother, cousin,unlce ,daddies! ANd why oh why are these dumb fucks she is fucking touch her when they know she is a walking disease sperm bank!
By Anonymous, on 6:20 AM
meh. done to death. boring.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
To Alex:
Yes yes, you're right, all of us haters are just jealous of her fame, because after all fame is the only worthwhile validation for a life.
Talent, intelligence, moral/ethical values, wit - who needs 'em? Fame si all that matters.
btw, if you think she looks good, then you're welcome to it. I'd rather fuck a rottweiler in the mouth. I wouldn't bang Paris Hilton with your dick.
By Evil, on 8:32 AM
LMAO!! That bang comb-over is hilarious!! Bitch, we all know you have a major lazy eye!!!!
Warning: close-ups of her face might make you seriously ill.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
9:25, sorry but other people are not losers because of your low standards. Especially when you use pathetic terms like "h8ers." Are you trying to sound stupid?
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
She is pushing up the tits in our face all of the time to keep our eyes off the herpes sores dripping pus down her legs.
By paris is racist, on 9:24 AM
she is a whore a disgusting whore delete the pictures just post the news not her pics (vomits)
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
Just a spoiled rich SKANK riding on Granpa's name and money. If it wasn't
for the name she would be another McDonald's employee
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
Aaron, I like your thinking. A bag of onions might work really well too. Once-frozen-now-mushy rotten onions.
By Vigilante, on 10:00 AM
And there's no fun in going straight to the lead pipe, 4:36. Although I do agree with you about the parade bit.
But not the sex. And especially not with Hohan.
Shudders.
By Vigilante, on 10:04 AM
Actually I have herpes. It pains me to hear the comments people make about an STI you know nothing about. Please do some research before you make such derogatory remarks. I know we all DESPISE Paris Hilton, but normal people have the STI too. And it is quite common. In fact you can have it and not even know and unknowingly pass it on to someone else. No joke. The stigma that comes with it is emotionally debilitating - trust me. But I am happy to say I have great people in my life that dont let that stop them from loving me, or wanting to be with me. With medication and protection it's easily manageable. So, think about the other people (80%) that have it whether knowingly or unknowingly and how they feel when you make uneducated and mean comments about herpes-infected people. Thanks
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
10:12 - good lord, do you at least wear a sticker or something? some type of warning for people to stay away, to avoid contamination? it's the least you could do.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
10:39: I knew they'd come out sometime, crying over their nasty diseases and telling us to be sensitive. I know a guy with herpes and he has had 3 kids by 3 different girls, didn't tell any of them he was infested, cheated on all 3, and is not on meds because he "works out and eats healthy so it's not contagious." If I could, I'd do a citizen's arrest on his sorry ass.
10:12: Stop having sex! If you didn't want herpes you shouldn't have slept around. If you only slept with one person, you should've made sure that person didn't sleep around and demanded testing beforehand.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
And i am not crying. I am a very well respected, well educated woman. I dont sleep around, cheat, I take my meds and I MAKE SURE to tell whomever i get involved with beforehand. So dont you dare judge me. 11:18AM. You are ignorant and full of hate and IGNORANT comments. hateful.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
I dont sleep around you ignoramus. YOu can still get it with THE USE of a CONDOM. YOu dont have to be a slut. WHY Dont you EDUCATE yourself?! Do you realise you might have it yourself? the 2 of you commentors above? What the hell do you think a "cold sore" on your freaking lip is? That's just some pretty nonsensical name. Its Herpes type 1 (HSV 1). Look at your mom or your sis or your DAD or your freaking significant other. Everyone has that cold sore crap! So when you give fellatio to your partner (male or female) think about that? What? you've never kissed someone with a cold sore? You think because it's in remission you still cant get this? You guys are soooo ignorant, blatantly hateful and hypocrites, how OLD are you people. Only unedcuated people would say things like that.
How dare you judge me? Because some "guy" you "know" slept around? you assume all people who have this disease are sluts, whores, and dirtbags??? OMG!
GET EDUCATED and stop spurting hate and nonsense. You can still get it with a condom. I use condoms, and i didnt believe my doctor when she said it DOESNT MATTER - it's a skin to skin (contact) infection! It is NOT A disease! It's a sexually transmitted infection or STI. I get tested every year and checked up REGARDLESS of whether or not i am having sex (AND I STILL GOT IT), so please, dont lecture me on being responsible. Before i even get sexually involved with someone i TELL them, that is my responsibility and i am smart enough to know that i should do that.
And Cast the first stone! I want to know HOW many of you people (in general) get tested EVERYTIME you get in a new relationship! please dont lie to yourself, and dont lie to me....
I am not being overly sensitive, I dont even KNOW you. All i was saying is you need to educate yourself before you make INANE comments about a topic you CLEARLY KNOW NOTHHING ABOUt. christ!
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
11:18 here. I'm not hateful per se, I am just sick and tired of all the PC bullshit we have to put up with on a daily basis. Fact is, you need to take personal responsiblity for your disease. I am very glad to hear that you tell people, etc, but don't you agree that the majority of infected people (with whatever STD they have) don't take responsibility? It's always someone else's fault. Yeah, I DO feel for the women (and more rarely because of the nature of these diseases) men who are infected by their cheating bf/gf/spouse. But the flip side of the coin is, if you go out every weekend and pick up strangers in a bar, WTF do THOSE people expect?
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
But that's why i take responsibility. Someone gave it to me. Someone i trusted. Whether or not they knew they had it - it doesnt matter anymore because now i have it. And just like the comments those 2 posters made above, that's what I have to deal with. I am very health conscious. And what i meant by thank god for the people who know me is, they know what kind of person i am. You dont have to be a slut to get this - that was my point. I dont go to clubs and pick people up. No matter HOW hot they are. But now i am being judged because of those people who do sleep around and dont tell anyone. I tell people before i get intimate with them even if i might not. Any potential mate i tell right off the bat, Because that is my responsibilty and i could never live with myself knowingly giving someone. But people dont care. they just want to tear you down and judge you and call you names.
I am not blaming anyone. My friends tell me get the asshole who gave this to you! what for? What the hell is that going to do for me? That's why i am upset by the comments. It's the lack of knowledge and the judgement.
It's every one's responsibiilty to be aware of their body. But not many people care. I do.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
There's no "lack of knowledge" here. We KNOW herpes is an incurable S.T.D. We KNOW people spread it through sex and, most people who have it are careless with it, and we KNOW that's why so many people have it! People who don't have herpes, and I mean specifically GENITAL herpes, don't want it, and have every right to be disgusted by it. People LIKE you should have been more careful. You got it, sucks for you, but you have no right to demand pity from every one else.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
I think what they mean is that she did the sketch but later on was arrested for drunk driving before the sketch was put on television. So if people see this now it would be looked at regarding her recent arrest instead of as a joke with a fictional setting.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
The thing about this is upon her fathers death she will only inherit 20 million dollars thats chump change compared to what donald trumps kids and other heirs and heiresses are getting
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
And to the anonymous user with the herpes virus. Try not to worry about what people on the internet say, they all know and have knowledge of what herpes is. The thing is, on the internet people don't really care about censoring themselves, they wouldn't say this stuff to you in real life. However, at a computer people say whatever ignorant comments they want because they know they won't have to answer to anybody for them or take any responsibility for what they say. Don't waste your energy fighting and trying to correct people's ignorance online, because this is the place where they will least care about whose feelings they hurt. Take care.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Big fat YAWN....
Anyone up to Parisite "news as usual"?
Please, IDLYITW, brings us interesting stuff, or else the excruciating death of Parisite. Reaffirming its condition of stupid being got old around July 2006.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 AM
Given their performance against the Iranians, I hear that the British Royal Marines have been issued cocktail dresses and will receive future training prior to deployment by Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
Hey, we're up to sixty comments! That's like, twice Paris' IQ!
That's hot.
By Vigilante, on 4:32 PM
"She's spoiled, racist, stupid and thinks every guy wants to fuck her. The only way I'd want to hear Paris screaming in bed is if I was waiting my turn in line with a bar of soap wrapped in a pillowcase."
And still every blog keeps putting every fart she lets on their frontpage !! Boycot the bitch !
By Anonymous, on 12:39 AM
check out the hair covering her wonky eye!!!! LMAO ugly skank
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
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