67 Comments:

• Oh yay, old man ass. My retinas are now on strike.

  By Anonymous, on 12:19 AM  

• I didn't know that Steven Tyler was Jewish.

  By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM  

• and to know that that penis has been inside mick jagger... ::shudder:: ::puke::

  By Anonymous, on 1:39 AM  

• Dude! Can we have a little more tuna and less sausage?

  By Anonymous, on 2:20 AM  

• He´s got a crab in his swimwear!
  
  Well, at least he is cut! All men should be circumsised...

  By Anonymous, on 3:09 AM  

• Man-boobage!

  By Anonymous, on 3:25 AM  

• who wants to see that shit.
  
  post more nude publicity-seeking whores, and leave the talented guys out of this. thanks.

  By j-bird, on 4:09 AM  

• LOL "this image has been scaled down. Click the image to show the real size"
  
  I did and his penis still looked the same... small and purple.

  By Anonymous, on 5:10 AM  

• for fucks sake... too early.

  By Anonymous, on 5:32 AM  

• I'm usually all for the penis pictures. All the naked chicks get tireing for a straight girl. But S. Tyler looks like a scrawny little caveman.

  By Anonymous, on 6:07 AM  

• Anonymous said...
  Dude! Can we have a little more tuna and less sausage?
  
  2:20 AM
  
  
  why? is this suddenly a male and lesbo site only?

  By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM  

• His girlfriend, Erin Brady, is hot.

  By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM  

• Wrong. Just wrong. Can you at least put a young, attractive dude's wanker on here?

  By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM  

• Great! THere went my breakfast...old shriveled balls!

  By Anonymous, on 7:00 AM  

• Is it my imagination, or do his toenails look like they're painted in pic 3?

  By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM  

• Hey! It's the Geico caveman.

  By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM  

• Ewwwwww..........

  By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM  

• Owwwww...my eyes....the sickness.. WHY DID I LOOK? WHY DID I LOOK?

  By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM  

• Is that Franke Potente with Tyler?

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

• There's something I didn't expect to see when I got up this morning!! After checking it ranked 2,456,987 on my list of things I thought I'd see today.
  
  Why does any man, I don't care how good of shape he's in(especially a 60 year=old), think he looks good in a speedo. It's beyond me.

  By Slick Rick, on 8:05 AM  

• The man is as old as my dad, but he looks a helluva lot better than my dad!

  By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM  

• He's just doing a little fieldwork for The Sierra Club.
  
  Sure, Steven Tyler looks funny now, but, we'll see who's laughing when that beach is a vibrant crab sanctuary.
  
  Those crabs will live on for an eternity. After surviving on the harsh, toxic environment that is Steven Tyler, a polluted beach is no challenge to them.
  
  Next up for Steven Tyler: bringing back the American Midwest's headlice population.
  
  Kudos to you, Steven, kudos to you.

  By joejoe, on 8:19 AM  

• Steven Tyler is one hideous looking thing! Now Liv on the other hand is pretty nice looking most of the time!

  By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM  

• It's like a car crash, you know it's foul, but you gotta look anyway. Am I the only one who finds it totally pathetic that he's wearing the stage/costume jewelry at the beach? Does he have a bunch of bandanas tied to his umbrella, too? He looks sick...you'd think with all is screech-gotten gains that he'd be able to eat a steak once in a while.

  By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM  

• I look at these pictures and suddenly Liv Tyler at 60 comes to mind. Thanks for killing that fantasy.
  
  You're going to have to make up for this damn "Sausage Fest" Jenny.

  By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM  

• think he would get better results using his thumb

  By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM  

• Jenny, Todd gives me ass like Jessica Alba and Tara Conner yesterday, and today you give me a 60 year old dude jerking off. Come on, you're better than that.
  
  I thought we had something special. What are you doing?

  By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM  

• Good god man! Finally some shlong on this website, and this is it?! Can we have some young, tart-boy dick instead? Or at least keep things equal, and post some Bea Arthur privates on here too.

  By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM  

• Well one thing's for sure: Jude Law doesn't have anything to worry about!

  By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM  

• He´s got a crab in his swimwear!!!
  
  Well, at least, he is cut! All men should be circumsized! Cut dicks are so nice to blow... yummi

  By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

• I can't stop laughing.

  By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM  

• Is that his dick or his thumb???
  
  Also like the other old dried up raisins I have commented on...shriveled up old rock stars should also hang up the bannana hammocks, NO ONE needs to see that scrawny ass at the beach...eww...f'in...eww!

  By Paul, on 10:32 AM  

• ugh, someone told me there was finally some wanker on IDLYITW... this is NOT what I'd expected to see...

  By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

• Very funny post. Steven Tyler obviously just doesn't care anymore. I love how his shorts a falling down around his ass in pic 1.

  By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

• He's got Hep C.

  By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

• Seriously, that makes me horny. Ahhhh yeahhh..always wanted to know what ST's dick looked like.

  By Amy, on 11:37 AM  

• Maybe he's a GROWER

  By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM  

• Maybe he's a GROWER

  By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

• Hey guys--you would know...is he doing this little hand action to plump it up to look bigger in the banana hammock? Is that what you guys do?

  By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

• i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

  By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

• Ok first of all he was in the cold water and you should know what that dose to men. Another think is he is not hard in this pic what is wrong with you the dick is not the same size that it is when you are soft and when you are hard do any of you know anything about a dick I mean really!! Stupid people

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

• Ugh. What was I thinking? Why did I look!

  By Danae, on 1:39 PM  

• Janice Dickinson said Steven Tyler has a small dick in her famous tell-all book. I guess she was right! :P

  By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

• i dont know what you all are complaining about, he looks pretty good for being about a million years old :)

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• It's like a terrible car accident. You don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself. And then you are sorry you did.
  
  On the plus side, at least his little weenie is not as horrific as Cisco Adler's nut sack.

  By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM  

• fuckin gross

  By Chris, on 2:23 PM  

• "Janice Dickinson said Steven Tyler has a small dick"
  
  wait, now i'm all confused - this isn't a picture of Janice Dickinson's dick? but that's definitely her holding the camera.

  By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM  

• you can tell he is small from the other pics too. But the face will distract you from that, zombies always do that.

  By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

• Big mouth small dick;it's always that way.

  By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM  

• Kelly Clarkson is still fat and Uma Thurman still looks like an overbaked flounder.

  By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM  

• shit, i feel bad for him and his small dick

  By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM  

• anon 4:58: shit, i feel bad for him and his small dick
  
  Kind of you, as, well, if there's any cock out there in need of the sympathy of a Cheetos-dust-coated, basement-dwelling, charging-mom's credit-card-to-pay-for-your Girls Gone Wild DVD subscription-asshat, it would be Steven Tyler.
  
  It wouldn't matter if he had to use two popsicle sticks and duct tape to rise to the occasion, he'd still have a mile-long trail of ass awaiting a spin if stopped to give free rides.
  
  Shit, while I'm at it, every man gets sick of steak if he has it thrown at him every single night of his life. If I were Steven Tyler, I would have been arraigned on amputee midget molestation charges years ago. The fact that run of the mill strange gets him going is a miracle. I... I digress.
  
  Yeah. Old man ass is bad.

  By Gonzo, on 6:01 PM  

• Why is this happening?

  By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM  

• at least it's sausage. i'll take ANY sausage shots at this point if it means i don't have to look at paris hilton's vulva anymore.

  By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM  

• Damn. An aging rocker can't even scoop the sand out of his metallic speedo anymore without the whole world seeing.

  By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM  

• idk wat it is about this website but they only post pictures of these tiny guys...these guys are making me feel way to good about myself and thats not good ha

  By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM  

• Somebody actually quoted Janice Dickinson, like she had something worthwhile to say? Damn, Paula Abdul has more intelligence than that hag.

  By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM  

• I am so relieved that anon., another poster, agreed with my previous post that there should be more equality with female and male nudity in the media and my declaration: "we want to see dick!" I passed this sentiment along to my 86 year old dad today, and even he of the Greatest Generation could not argue with sound logic. But TYLER? He of the glitter rock, stuff a kilbasa down your spandex generation, back in the day when all male rock stars automatically engorged to ten inches plus (refer to "Big Ten Inch Record on the album "Toys in the Attic") by virtue of having declared themselves "rock stars.." Howz about some penile implants, boys, to prove it, just like the gals? Hmm? 'Nuff said.
  One of these days I will finally declare an identity for my postings. I am lazy more than chicken. But the site's allowing anon comments is beautius; because here the "truth" of the matter can, er, "come" out without the bullshit of the other mainstream sites. Bravo/a.

  By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM  

• LMAO! Look like a cocktail sausage to me!

  By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM  

• Prettyboy is the one that took that pic. He was waiting hours for that shot

  By Anonymous, on 11:57 PM  

• hahahahahah she is going eeeeeeeewwwwwwww put that LITTLE thing away you perv lmao , thats smeller then his pinky hahaha

  By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM  

• ok the guy might be tiny but hes soft and jsut went in teh ocean i mean im 9 inches hard and somtimes when im in cold water it shrinks a lil(not as bad as that)...but get off teh guys case

  By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

• Oh Good Gawd. that's all I need in my mouth. I can get some serious licking in on that head alone!

  By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM  

• eww if u could get some good lickin on that head alone u wouldnt even be able to handle me ha

  By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM  

• i can't believe how mean some of you are. i mean come on, he's on vacation, he just got out of the water..things happen at the beach all the time with men and women, but just because he's Steven Tyler, you hang him...the man's a rock n' roll legend...let's see how many of you men at his age have hords of women after you.
  i see nothing wrong with what he's doing..so what his penis is showing, it's not erect...big deal...what do u expect? he's on the beach for crying out loud, not in his bedroom...oi vay!

  By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM  

• That shit's gray. GRAY, y'all.

  By Kim, on 9:52 PM  

• haha, guys hate seeing wang.

  By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

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