This sort of thing happened in my small town. People were peeing all around a fireplace. The carpets, subfloor, and plywood all had to be ripped up. The pee even went through to the ceiling below. Yuck.
I used to have white carpet. It looked gorgeous until some drunk douche would spill a glass of red wine in the most conspicuous place possible. Carpet is now gone. Italian tile all the way, baby.
This sounds like a movie. Also, if we could never show pictures of Annie Lennox after 1996 ever again that would be great. In fact, lets not show pictures of her at all. I mean if you wanted to turn this into an Anne Lennox blog and talk about how great her music is and how talented she is, that'd be great - as long as all the pictures were Marissa Miller.
The secret to removing red wine from carpet is salt. Put a handfull of salt on the stain and wash it out with warm water. Repeat as necessary. It really works.
Wow, I feel sorry for that girl. These are the dangers of the internet age. It's like living in a glass house. Be carful to send out party invitations. Half the internet yobs will come.
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Leave Your CommentThanks Jenny, and that is why I have Pergo floors.
By wes, on May 8, 2007 12:56:47
carpet is nasty! I was so glad when my newborns threw up, it was on wood floors and not carpet. Party Harty!
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 13:17:51
This sort of thing happened in my small town. People were peeing all around a fireplace. The carpets, subfloor, and plywood all had to be ripped up. The pee even went through to the ceiling below. Yuck.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 13:25:54
Annie Lennox is soooo manly.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 13:29:52
being grounded oughtta really set her straight.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:19:26
I used to have white carpet. It looked gorgeous until some drunk douche would spill a glass of red wine in the most conspicuous place possible. Carpet is now gone. Italian tile all the way, baby.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:21:40
This sounds like a movie. Also, if we could never show pictures of Annie Lennox after 1996 ever again that would be great. In fact, lets not show pictures of her at all. I mean if you wanted to turn this into an Anne Lennox blog and talk about how great her music is and how talented she is, that'd be great - as long as all the pictures were Marissa Miller.
By The Big28, on May 8, 2007 14:32:57
now thats a party!!!
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:33:41
The secret to removing red wine from carpet is salt. Put a handfull of salt on the stain and wash it out with warm water. Repeat as necessary. It really works.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:44:15
Annie Lennox scares people.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:48:13
Awesome MILF pics.
By Meander, on May 8, 2007 16:17:56
she looks like Iggy Pop in that top pic
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 18:26:21
would that be MILF as in "man i'd like to fuck"?
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:21:37
You'd think with all the money they have they could afford fucking hardwood floors ...
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:33:05
Wow, I feel sorry for that girl. These are the dangers of the internet age. It's like living in a glass house. Be carful to send out party invitations. Half the internet yobs will come.
By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 21:48:44
Sounds quite like a reenactment of the Russian Revolution 1917, with the working class storming the winter palace and whatnot. :-)
By die Krautsalaten, on May 9, 2007 02:38:47
That rug really tied the room together, Dude
By x24, on May 9, 2007 07:08:46
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