37 Comments:

• Goodfellas was the BEST.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:02:29

• Why are they still together? Everybody knows JZ is porking Rihanna.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:03:56

• She's looking good!
  
  On another note, I need to get my kids some personal floatation devices like in that first/main picture...Sweet.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:06:50

• Um, it's called a weave.

  By meanteeth, on May 25, 2007 11:07:39

• Poor Beyonce. Between the wig and the juuuuuust barely bikini-sized body, she's holding on by a hair. A pubic hair.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:08:42

• No, it's called a "lace front wig".
  
  http://www.lacefrontwigstore.com/index.asp?function=DISPLAYPRODUCT&productid=45

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:08:59

• As long as Todd is writing this site, Kelly Clarkson and Beyonce should avoid taking candid pictures. Ever.

  By Nikki, on May 25, 2007 11:10:01

• If she had met Alicia Keys at the pool it would have attracted hundreds of volunteers after setting off one of those Sierra Club beaching alerts.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:34:07

• she is borderline chunk. and she always looks like shit on vacation. - bad hair, very bad.

  By Anne, on May 25, 2007 11:34:40

• How do people know that it is a wig?
  It looks like shitty hair to me, not a wig.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:35:43

• Wig: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070402/beyonce%20today%20show%20april%202/big_bk5wig.html
  
  Wig: http://www.lacefrontwig.co.uk/beyonce_lace_front_wig.htm

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:40:13

• She is HOT! Ridicolus reading the comments from the still virgin teens in here not liking to jerk of with pictures of her.

  By The-European, on May 25, 2007 11:43:36

• i pooped my pants.

  By mc slammer, on May 25, 2007 11:55:10

• "the still virgin teens in here not liking to jerk of with pictures of her"
  
  If you're going to say something like that, at least give credit to Borat as the original source.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:58:55

• Morrie's Wigs also don't get wet when he pops out of the pool. Interesting.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:19:32

• Love the Goodfellas reference lol

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:30:20

• Her huge rear is really sticking out of the water. It's too big to miss.
  
  "Helm: Down angle 10 degrees. Weapons Control: Flood tubes 2 and 3 and calculate a firing solution. We're going to send that big ass to the bottom!"

  By Captain Ramius, on May 25, 2007 12:51:22

• i still don't get why everybody goes apeshit for this wide load. what a bore...

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:51:59

• I'm mad you linked the "Goodfellas" toupee comercial, that was hilarious!
  
  I can't even fake, Beyaki did look good in her bikini.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:41:20

• There tend to be lots of "I prefer women with curves!" simpering guys here, but note that even the water itself is saying "get that fatass mess outta my face!"

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 14:44:06

• has anybody noticed how damn ugly she is without makeup?

  By Sacrament, on May 25, 2007 15:13:41

• Goddamn, woman, eat a piece of fruit next time...

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:24:10

• i'd say weave. wind, water, and wigs dont mix.

  By prettyboy, on May 25, 2007 15:27:01

• She's so voluptuous*!
  
  *saddle-bagged

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:27:59

• It would be fun to ass-fuck her.
  
  But, her music sucks.

  By J-Bird, on May 25, 2007 17:02:11

• I see there are A LOT of homosexuals making comments on this page...that bitch is bangin.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 17:06:03

• I think she look good but Why is she Tanning? Im black just like her and i dont tan at least not on purpose...

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 19:40:15

• Anon 20:06 lisped: "I see there are A LOT of homosexuals making comments on this page...that bitch is bangin."
  
  Glad you could join us again! Have some more cock!

  By George Michael, on May 25, 2007 23:15:24

• I take it her bodyguards never let her into the water before they checked if any japanese whalers are in sight, cause a lethal yet understandable mix-up might occur.

  By die Krautsalaten, on May 26, 2007 00:39:30

• I always thought that she's got big boobs. Were they always that small?

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 05:21:09

• Yes, they have always been that small. Beyonce needs to tie her bottoms a bit lower so as not to accentuate her um...fatty bits.

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 10:45:21

• Lol the homo's and ano's really are in force on this site. Guess they're taking a break from break from Pigez Hilton. These are the same people who gush over Herpes Hilton/Auschwitz Ritchie/Blowhan/InsertOtherCrackWhoreHere. The death of the straight American male is evident by reading comments here lol. RIP, theyre here and theyre queer!

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 14:20:21

• CHUNKY would be pissed if we attached it to Beyonce's body, she is no doubt FAT. Put down the burgers fattie..geez how much do you have to eat to get that fat?

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 15:56:49

• She has a "cute" body, I wouldn't say hot.

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 19:08:30

• What I love more then the super strength wig glue is the pool side laptop.

  By salmonella, on May 26, 2007 20:35:53

• yeah she is one step away from being a blimp.

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 23:04:26

• Beyonce is bottom heavy but she is denial about it. She should always wear a bathing suit with a skirt.

  By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 09:36:45