Britney Spears Blames Her Mother

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  1. Good lord, very few things a mother could do would merit not vising your mother at the hospital when she's hospitalized. Britney is a selfish bitch and I'd like to add that I hope she get's some sort of flesh eating virus to all that Todd said ..

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:41:56

  2. can she die now?
    a slow death, like being thrown in a huge pot of boiling vinegar?
    does vinegar boil?
    whatever. i hope she dies.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:44:02

  3. dear god please dont wish death on britney. then we'll have to hear about her 100x more often then we do now......and we'll have to hear her be called a "musical legend" too

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:44:13

  4. Gee whiz, you go around acting clinically insane and your mother tries to get you help. What a crime, especially in the age of worthless, enabling mothers like Kathy Hilton and Dina Lohan.

    Sorry Lynn, apparently no good deed, let alone maternally loving intervention, goes unpunished.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:47:16

  5. Shopping cart contents:
    1 bag of Doritos
    12 cans of Coca-Cola
    1 whole ham

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:48:17

  6. Gee Britney. Isn't it terrible that you have a mother who cares that you are self-destructing and on your way to an early grave? What a terrible mother. Of course, you weren't with YOUR kids either on Mother's Day, so you really are a self-centered piece of shit.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:48:40

  7. Oh my god, she has a giant ham, a bag of cheetohs and a 12 pack of coca cola in that cart. Talk about a walking stereotype. Glad to see you're living up to your hilarious image, girl.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:49:04

  8. My guess: Lynn has dared to stand up to Britney or say 'no' to Britney about something. Since Britney can't fire her mom, she's neglecting her relationship with her. What an asshole.

    I honestly wonder what is wrong with this girl. Post partum depression? Drugs? Bipolar disorder?

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:50:20

  9. In Britney's defense, the Cheetos and Coke are *for* the ham. She thinks it's one of her kids.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:51:42

  10. Dear Britney,

    We hate you.

    Signed, The South

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 09:53:13

  11. My ex-husband's 90 year old, insane grandmother used to go shopping in her nightie, too.

    Don't they have grocery delivery in Hollyweird? They even have grocery delivery in the sticks of Minnesota. Obviously, she loves all the attention. Her horrible fashion choices are just her insurance that she gets more pub. Who wants to take a picture of Brittney in something tasteful? Look for her next ensemble to include a snorkel and stap-on.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:01:57

  12. You'd think she would have changed out of that hospital gown after they released her.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:21:02

  13. she's busy and has her own kids now? She sure as hell is not busy with her kids.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:27:38

  14. I think this is the best hat/wig combo yet! Country Girl, YEE-HAW!

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:29:41

  15. Oh, so I see Britney does at least remember she HAS children....

    That's a step in the right direction.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:46:13

  16. She REALLY needs to wear a bra. It's obvious her mom never told her the finer points of being a woman, so I think it really is her mom's fault BUT for pete's sake Brit, you should know by now how hard it is to get parenting right.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:46:35

  17. Time till Britney "fans" or "retards" as I like to call them, start getting all upset and yelling at us to "leave her alone".

    God I hate them.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:47:06

  18. I see that Britney went out for a light snack

    By brandy, on May 16, 2007 10:51:37

  19. WHO EATS LIKE THAT???? Yes, I know, it's a redundant question, but, you know, FUCK! Doesn't anybody teach these people about nutrition?

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:59:37

  20. smells like bacon up in here.

    By hot fuzz, on May 16, 2007 11:14:29

  21. Lynn Spears is getting her come uppance for shitting that cat vomit out into the world. Thanks Lynn, the gift that keeps on giving. I'm still bitter over the whole New York soda shop outfit slash almost dropping her kid versus spilling her drink episode....sorry

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 11:31:43

  22. I used to think Britney was just an simpleton. Guess she's a selfish, cold-hearted bitch on top of that. There go my last shreds of pity for when she eventually turns up dead in her boot-leg porn director's crack house.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 11:57:52

  23. She's fortune her mother didn't have her committed to a mental institute, where she really belongs.

    Could she please go away for ever ... and take her nightgown with her?

    Zed

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:02:48

  24. That ham in the shopping cart is the greatest thing ever!

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:06:37

  25. She ought to be pissed at Allie for buying her that gawdawful p.o.s. wig...look at that nasty thing! She looks like one of the Hogan women. ugh.

    By Carolina, on May 16, 2007 12:39:41

  26. Poor Lynne. All that time and effort, back when Britney was in grade school, pimping her out to every possible "watch my blonde cutie sing and dance!" job. And this is the thanks she gets. Especially after forcing Britney into rehab in the hopes of getting the spigot running again...

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:52:44

  27. Britney said: 'I'm busy, I have my own kids now."
    Unfortunately you didn't get the whole quote. Luckily I found it...
    Britney said: 'I'm busy, I have my own kids now. Two or wuz it three of them? Boys, 'aint they? Sure, Jaden and the other one. What's his name? They should be aroun' here somewheres. Consuela? Hey, Consuela! Where my babies at? Bring them over to Mama...can't you get them to stop cryin'??

    By Holden Magroin, on May 16, 2007 13:07:15

  28. dear god please dont wish death on britney. then we'll have to hear about her 100x more often then we do now......and we'll have to hear her be called a "musical legend" too

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:44:13


    Oh shit! Never thought of that. She MUST live then. On an deserted island, somewhere she'll never find her way off of. But she must live.

    *shudder*

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:17:55

  29. Holy shit, Holden. That's Heee-Larious!

    Hee Haw!

    By Vigilante, on May 16, 2007 13:29:45

  30. well thats the pot calling the kettle black...just wait til we hear what her kids have to say in 20 years about their prize of a mother

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:43:46

  31. It's not your mom's fault you're a selfish cunt who likes drugs and partying more than hanging out with your kids Britney! FUCK YOU!

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:47:05

  32. Show biz moms are all the same. Lynne's a greedy pushy bitch. She got pneumonia on Mother's Day as a sign that Jesus still has a sense of humor. Britney's a selfish psycho who doesn't really care about her kids' welfare. Gee, I wonder where she got that from...

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:00:04

  33. Over/Under on Suicide Attempt - 6 months

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:52:38

  34. Shes buying coca cola and she was a spokeswoman for pepsi. I bet pepsi is pissed.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:55:09

  35. It all comes down to ONE thing & ONE thing only: PARENTING...true you can raise your son/daughter right and you have to let them live their life, but a) if you raise them right, chances are they won't turn out to be selfish/spoiled brats, b) if they are you DON'T CONDONE IT or ENABLE them. So, Lynn, Kathy, Dina - this all falls back on you.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:26:24

  36. i thought these hollywood people had minions to do their mundane tasks for them....

    seems pretty low rent to have to buy your own ham and coke at ralphs.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 17:01:47

  37. Lynn had that shit coming for a long time. Typical stage mom.

    By Laurie, on May 16, 2007 17:58:57

  38. Lynne is probably the only thing close to a real mother those kids have. Britney is just a lost cause, end of story. I hope she doesn't cross the line and forbid Lynne from seeing her grandchildren because I wouldn't put it past her.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 21:19:54

  39. SHE NEEDS A BOOB JOB HER TITS ARE TO SMALL THATS ALL

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 22:57:36

  40. What goes around comes around, Britney will get a payback from her own children.I'm sure it was not also her mom that helped her open her pussy for K-Fed to bang.Britney, youneed to call momma and beg to be forgiven.Any stupid cunt that blames Britney's mom for making her child a star will never have a rich kid.

    By tender, on May 23, 2007 00:48:53

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