When I was growing up, there was a lady living down the street who dressed just like that. She would show us her privates as long as we dropped our pants, so that she could see if we got excited. It was awesome! Then the ambulance came and took her away, and we were sad.
At this point, I'm convinced Britney's stylist is a rodeo clown, because a homeless man makes better fashion choices than this disaster.
Then Britney is a rodeo clown because it's obvious she dresses herself. Come on Brit, when your titties are falling off to the side on their own without you having to lay down it's time for a bra.
I've seen pics of my mom rocking outfits just like this one, only it was almost 40 years ago and she didn't have the Crackhead Barbie wig. Saints preserve us!
Any Playboy spread would put her nipples where they're supposed to be, make her fat ugly nose smaller, her eyes closer together, and erase her tummy tuck and c-section scars and all her cellulite and stretch marks, so it wouldn't be pictures of the real Britney. Anyway, we've already seen her gross pussy:
anonaymous, too friggen funny. lots of you here. This girlis such a joke andsome of you could write stand-up, I swear. Brintey is a joke. A trainwreck. Sad. A laughing stock. Oh yeah, and that girl is plain NASTY LOOKING!!!! Sexy NOT! SHE IS NASTY ! EEK! I do not think she could give her snatch aways, um she can't so that is why she is finding men like Howie Day ,sleeze!!!
Nice. I can see her entire boob and nipple, panties and all in that hideous see-through frock. Her kids must be so proud. Oh wait, they're retarded, too.
First off; who feels compelled to leave "LOL" or "WTF" as a comment? Is this really necessary? Do you think anything you don't say (or in this case "text")?
2nd, that's what real boobs look like, and that's why there are bras
3rd, doesn't she look like Cheri Oteri's "OK I keep it" crazy old lady character?
Yeah, you are right they probably are fake. The point I was trying to make is that nobody has perfect features or perfect breasts, that's why there are bras and clothing that enhances your features.
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Leave Your CommentWhen I was growing up, there was a lady living down the street who dressed just like that. She would show us her privates as long as we dropped our pants, so that she could see if we got excited. It was awesome! Then the ambulance came and took her away, and we were sad.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:52:17
Gotta go to jewtown to get the best wigs, not chinatown.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:55:13
UGLIEST. TITS. EVER.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:55:43
each of her cowboobs could fit a 6-pack of Kellytits
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:02:00
At this point, I'm convinced Britney's stylist is a rodeo clown, because a homeless man makes better fashion choices than this disaster.
Then Britney is a rodeo clown because it's obvious she dresses herself. Come on Brit, when your titties are falling off to the side on their own without you having to lay down it's time for a bra.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:05:54
WTF???????????????
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:06:09
No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:07:42
If it any wonder her sanity is forever being called into question........train-fuckin-wreck.
By joejoe, on May 15, 2007 11:16:33
On the positive side, you can see her panties underneath that "dress". She's come so far!!
The wig purchase is sooooo funny. Pictures of that had to show up some time. HAAA HAAA!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:17:16
Britney is nice!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:19:21
I wish she'd just fucking go away. I'm so sick of looking at her and her disgusting saggy tits and stupid clothes.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:21:09
I've seen pics of my mom rocking outfits just like this one, only it was almost 40 years ago and she didn't have the Crackhead Barbie wig. Saints preserve us!
By Staci, on May 15, 2007 11:29:58
I think she actually looks at decent clothes at the store, but changes her mind and says "Fuck it, just give me a moo-moo."
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:34:47
while most people (including celebrities) spent the day with their moms.....britney went to go dance. i hope she tripped over her nipples
By prettyboy, on May 15, 2007 11:46:17
I know this is gross, but I still want to see her naked. Don't ask me why I'm not attracted, but I'd still buy the Playboy spread.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:48:47
Any Playboy spread would put her nipples where they're supposed to be, make her fat ugly nose smaller, her eyes closer together, and erase her tummy tuck and c-section scars and all her cellulite and stretch marks, so it wouldn't be pictures of the real Britney. Anyway, we've already seen her gross pussy:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/britney-spears-is-photogenic.html
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:51:19
@ anon 14:48: Britney naked - http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061207/britney%20crotch00/big_bssnatch1.html
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:53:04
For some reason these pics made me think of those marshmallow peeps that are popular for Easter. Peeps, anyone?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:05:20
I feel sorry for Britney!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:15:10
Only losers feel sorry for Britney. Sorry.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:15:44
anonaymous, too friggen funny. lots of you here. This girlis such a joke andsome of you could write stand-up, I swear.
Brintey is a joke. A trainwreck. Sad. A laughing stock. Oh yeah, and that girl is plain NASTY LOOKING!!!! Sexy NOT! SHE IS NASTY ! EEK! I do not think she could give her snatch aways, um she can't so that is why she is finding men like Howie Day ,sleeze!!!
By buffalo, on May 15, 2007 12:25:12
Nice. I can see her entire boob and nipple, panties and all in that hideous see-through frock. Her kids must be so proud. Oh wait, they're retarded, too.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:29:32
She looks like a far less attractive version of the Mom from "The Wonder Years".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:17:25
i wants to marry allie spearz
By bang it, on May 15, 2007 13:18:59
So, that's what happened to my dead grandma's clothes after I left them at the Salvation Army.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:28:06
Just so you all know, Alli's last name is not spears. They are not really cousins, they just grew up together in Kentwood.
By alli, on May 15, 2007 14:00:24
her saggy tits make me nauseous.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 14:32:44
@anonymous May 15, 2007 15:15:44
People like you need help!!!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 16:43:08
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How low can they go?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 20:50:33
MOTHER OF THE YEAR
By PEREZ IS A SLOB, on May 15, 2007 23:17:51
First off; who feels compelled to leave "LOL" or "WTF" as a comment? Is this really necessary? Do you think anything you don't say (or in this case "text")?
2nd, that's what real boobs look like, and that's why there are bras
3rd, doesn't she look like Cheri Oteri's "OK I keep it" crazy old lady character?
By x24, on May 16, 2007 06:44:22
By x24, on May 16, 2007 09:44:22
No, that's not what real boobs look like. I bet the only naked chick you saw is your granny.
Damn, those tits are saggy & ugly. UGH!
By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:37:20
Well at least she's waring underwear it appears...you have to lower expectations for Britney.
By Monroe, on May 16, 2007 13:27:10
Yeah, you are right they probably are fake. The point I was trying to make is that nobody has perfect features or perfect breasts, that's why there are bras and clothing that enhances your features.
Brit needs a bra.
By x24, on May 17, 2007 10:45:23
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