- she's packing and not being concerned with tucking; - she's losing weight (from the top of those shorts, see? she swings a little, she loses that part that's all out); - her sock-boobs are not accomodated inside their presumably right spot - which seem to be empty and said sock-boobs are actually tucked around the belly. - the dirty hat in the new official hair replacement.
And again i find me considering to advocate momjeans. Because i'm done praying for a law that forbids potential muffintopgirls to wear lowrise no matter how many grossed out men on the streets run away from them screaming in horrors.
Plus i'm once again in awe how a girl can have at least two confirmed boobjobs (the first one when she was 16?!!! Before she could even grow a pair of her own) and still has the saggy boobs of a +40 woman.
I actually feel sorry for her now:( Theres gotta be something wrong with both her and the people around her(since they "allow" her to go out like that)
die Krautsalaten, (wtf is up with that name?) thanks for bringing up the "muffintop" label! I haven't used it in so long I almost forgot about it! Is that bitch in South Beach? DAMN! Cant we get any cool celebs here anymore?
She *needs* to quit smoking, pronto! You can already tell that her skin is susceptible to that loss of elasticity (Melanie Griffith anyone?) caused by too much sun and smoking. Her knees and face are starting to show it. Yes, childbirth changes your body and she still looks in good and in shape, but your body rapidly goes downhill in the looks department after 24 years IF you don't start taking care of it.
You're all crazy if you think she's fat. She doesn't dress well, but she's normal weight. Why do you have to mix up critizing a rich hick with promoting anorexia?
PLEASE tell me you have the video from over the weekend at her show when the CD skipped and she was caught lip-syncing. And her top fell off or something.
WOW BITCHNEY she has a 10 inches cock hhmmm how did she hide that when those upskirt pics were taken of her coming out of that car hmmmm maybe she is a HERMAPHRODITE and she hid her cock in her pussy hhhmmmm she should be studied the freak
yeah, Brit's always been at the cutting edge. with americans getting so fucking fat, we'll be reduced to trying to fuck the ones with the hottest-looking gunts. and don't talk to me about Kelly - you'd have to put on a miner's lighted hat to find the pale shrivelled poon hiding beneath her massive gunt.
You guys would have been so proud. The Scene: 9 PM, South Beach, Miami. A line of dickhead Britney fans wait excitedly outside Mansion nightclub for the bouncer to lift the velvet rope letting revelers into the 15 minute performance which some claim to have paid upwards of $200 to see. Suddenly a black Escalade with black tinted windows slowly turns the corner and creeps into position. A back rear window goes down. Excited Brit fans start squawking, "OMG!! I think it's her!" Suddenly, a water balloon filled to maximum capacity is hurled out the back window and makes contact with a 20-something scrawny young man dressed in peg-leg jeans and a fishnet tshirt. "What the Fuck?" Mr. Scrawney shrieks, wiping his smeared eyeliner and mascara from his eyes. Suddenly, another balloon comes hurling out of the Escalade, this time connecting with a Britney look-alike dressed in her finest look-at-me gear. Then, in quick succession one more balloon, then another, then another, and finally one more. The Escalade squeels off into the darkness. The justified assailants' only regret: not stopping for a dozen eggs on the way over.
There is video of this. As soon as we're 100% sure we can't be identified in any way on the vid, it shall be posted.
Sure, Britney fans are lame. But it's waaaaaaaay more lame to be so proud of throwing a few water balloons - what is this, third grade all over again? If Britney herself gets egged or pied or water-ballooned, fine, that's cool. This was lame, especially the dungeons-and-dragons breathlessness of the description. Mom's basement hasn't treated you well.
no no..it's not tied to britney in any way shape or form, but looking at her tired ass, (which is what, 9 years younger then mine)makes me very happy with what i have..that is what i was saying.
All you pro-ana people are sick - sure, she could lose some pounds to get to her "ideal" weight, but she's hot at this weight. Saying she's disgusting - what's disgusting is that some of you probably have teenage daughters. Shame on you!
I don't care if that was "3rd grade", that shit's funny & I can only hope you're serious when you say there's video LOL
Made me laugh as hard as the dude who drove past people lined up at the bookstore & yelled out the ending of the latest Harry Potter *teehee*
BTW, I don't think Britney's fat at ALL, but I DO agree with those who say her clothes are WAY too small. I know this is Brit Brit we're talking about here so it'll never happen, but if someone could teach her to dress for her size, she'd look way better. Hell, if someone could teach her to dress PERIOD......maybe some day....*sigh*
bah. when it's somebody you like, there's lots of moaning about unhealthy ideals and how they're causing an eating disorder epidemic in young girls. when it's somebody you hate, it's "fat pig!" over and over again. god's revenge is your daughter's anxiety about her looks.
d-listed also thinks the bruises above the knee are lipo scars. I think so too. She needs to be REALLY careful because ciggies, booze, sun and lipo will make a cute 30 year old look 50
You cannot help but wonder at this point if the joke is on us? How can she even take herself seriously when she looks in the mirror; the answer is she can't. The absurdity of the clown lipstick, the horrendous extension, the bulging muffin top and circa 1995 newsboy cap, it all too hysterical. She must simply be entertaining us, and I for one cannot thank her enough! What fun it is to watch a person fall so pathetically from grace without an ounce of dignity or self respect. Oh Brit, please keep the antics up, we do love watching our little puppet implode so brilliantly before our eyes.
Poor girl. Frightening isn't it? Her skin is almost that of an albino. One of the Winter brothers. Mottled and bloated. Her stomach hanging over the sides of her pants. The ill fitting wigs. It really is a nightmare. Can't help but feel bad for her..........when one thinks about the future. She's this way now at 25. What do you think she's going to be like at 30? or 35?......She can't stop the dissipated lifestyle she's leading. She has no self discipline. She's never had any type of role model.....certainly neither of her parents or her parents friends or the promoters she dealt with coming up or managers, etc. She has no "center" or "groundedness" which would enable her to "get through" her freefall. It is only going to get worse. Eventually she'll be a laughingstock {if she isn't already} and will fall back into whatever morass she's already in.......only worse. So predictable and rather sad. I don't get any huge charge out of her disintegration.........God. Are those pictures ghastly. Ouch!
ewww! I could've done without that closeup of her zitty face and oily ear! Love the handles hanging over those stupid shorts too. I've gotta stop looking at these pics when they're blown up EWWWWWW
this ho is too skinny to be picking outfits that give her rolls. leave the rolls to the bigger folks, don't make rolls on yourself when you don't have any.
55 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThats a nice geenie weenie youve got there britney
By Sacrament, on May 21, 2007 01:01:06
Christ, you think I'd be smart enough not to eat when I come to this page...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 01:13:40
it looks like:
- she's packing and not being concerned with tucking;
- she's losing weight (from the top of those shorts, see? she swings a little, she loses that part that's all out);
- her sock-boobs are not accomodated inside their presumably right spot - which seem to be empty and said sock-boobs are actually tucked around the belly.
- the dirty hat in the new official hair replacement.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 02:00:50
And again i find me considering to advocate momjeans. Because i'm done praying for a law that forbids potential muffintopgirls to wear lowrise no matter how many grossed out men on the streets run away from them screaming in horrors.
Plus i'm once again in awe how a girl can have at least two confirmed boobjobs (the first one when she was 16?!!! Before she could even grow a pair of her own) and still has the saggy boobs of a +40 woman.
By die Krautsalaten, on May 21, 2007 02:26:52
But hey, at least the flipflops are cute! (:
By saira, on May 21, 2007 02:59:59
I actually feel sorry for her now:( Theres gotta be something wrong with both her and the people around her(since they "allow" her to go out like that)
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 04:13:02
nice zits.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 05:10:32
die Krautsalaten, (wtf is up with that name?) thanks for bringing up the "muffintop" label! I haven't used it in so long I almost forgot about it! Is that bitch in South Beach? DAMN! Cant we get any cool celebs here anymore?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 05:56:54
She *needs* to quit smoking, pronto! You can already tell that her skin is susceptible to that loss of elasticity (Melanie Griffith anyone?) caused by too much sun and smoking. Her knees and face are starting to show it. Yes, childbirth changes your body and she still looks in good and in shape, but your body rapidly goes downhill in the looks department after 24 years IF you don't start taking care of it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 06:00:29
what's the male equivalent of cameltoe? 'cause (s)he's got it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 06:33:58
She is such a dumb fucking waste of space.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:06:32
In the second picture she looks like she has a bulge in her shorts.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:18:33
Sooooooooooheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:18:35
would you like some butter for your muffin top?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:33:21
I swear to God that the girl has Crisco leaking from her ears. Check out the closeup of her profile and you'll see...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:44:00
Jesus, she is so fucking gross.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 08:41:08
The sad part is ... she's not even fat .. but she's wearing clothes that are about 3 sizes too small and they are bunching up in all the wrong places.
Wait, what am I thinking .. that's not sad ... that's fuuunnnyyyy
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:22:51
You're all crazy if you think she's fat. She doesn't dress well, but she's normal weight. Why do you have to mix up critizing a rich hick with promoting anorexia?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:30:18
PLEASE tell me you have the video from over the weekend at her show when the CD skipped and she was caught lip-syncing. And her top fell off or something.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:41:40
uh..she's bringin MUFFIN-TOP back....in a serious way.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:51:17
WOW BITCHNEY she has a 10 inches cock hhmmm how did she hide that when those upskirt pics were taken of her coming out of that car hmmmm maybe she is a HERMAPHRODITE and she hid her cock in her pussy hhhmmmm she should be studied the freak
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:15:29
Looks like she's packing something in them shorts...
By Stephanie, on May 21, 2007 10:15:46
Seriously, what does she have against mirrors?
By joejoe, on May 21, 2007 10:16:21
Can we set an over/under date for the "found dead in a hotel room" story?
Or at least a Britney vs. Lohan celebrity dead pool?
By Enough Already, on May 21, 2007 10:21:00
REVISED
Over/Under on Suicide Attempt: 3 months
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:51:26
HOT GUNT!!!
yeah, Brit's always been at the cutting edge. with americans getting so fucking fat, we'll be reduced to trying to fuck the ones with the hottest-looking gunts. and don't talk to me about Kelly - you'd have to put on a miner's lighted hat to find the pale shrivelled poon hiding beneath her massive gunt.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:53:09
You guys would have been so proud. The Scene:
9 PM, South Beach, Miami. A line of dickhead Britney fans wait excitedly outside Mansion nightclub for the bouncer to lift the velvet rope letting revelers into the 15 minute performance which some claim to have paid upwards of $200 to see. Suddenly a black Escalade with black tinted windows slowly turns the corner and creeps into position. A back rear window goes down. Excited Brit fans start squawking, "OMG!! I think it's her!" Suddenly, a water balloon filled to maximum capacity is hurled out the back window and makes contact with a 20-something scrawny young man dressed in peg-leg jeans and a fishnet tshirt. "What the Fuck?" Mr. Scrawney shrieks, wiping his smeared eyeliner and mascara from his eyes. Suddenly, another balloon comes hurling out of the Escalade, this time connecting with a Britney look-alike dressed in her finest look-at-me gear. Then, in quick succession one more balloon, then another, then another, and finally one more. The Escalade squeels off into the darkness. The justified assailants' only regret: not stopping for a dozen eggs on the way over.
There is video of this. As soon as we're 100% sure we can't be identified in any way on the vid, it shall be posted.
By BritFansSuck, on May 21, 2007 10:55:56
Sure, Britney fans are lame. But it's waaaaaaaay more lame to be so proud of throwing a few water balloons - what is this, third grade all over again? If Britney herself gets egged or pied or water-ballooned, fine, that's cool. This was lame, especially the dungeons-and-dragons breathlessness of the description. Mom's basement hasn't treated you well.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:05:29
HE/SHE IS PACKING 6 INCHES IN THAT CLOSE UP OF HER/HIM.
By chuggdog, on May 21, 2007 11:11:44
she gets first dibs on all the "my name is earl" wardrobe.
y'all just jealous
By caveman, on May 21, 2007 11:14:48
Show the video!! Sure it's 3rd grade...who cares?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:16:52
Sritneys outfit is on loan from Skanks 'r us
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:21:54
as a 35 year old mother of 3..i can honestly say..i freakin LOVE what britney does for my self esteem!!!
By yipee, on May 21, 2007 11:24:45
If you're a mom and your self-esteem is in any way tied to Britney Spears...it's time to call Child Protection Services.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:42:16
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE EATS HER TOENAILS!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:50:13
no no..it's not tied to britney in any way shape or form, but looking at her tired ass, (which is what, 9 years younger then mine)makes me very happy with what i have..that is what i was saying.
By yipee, on May 21, 2007 12:53:54
All you pro-ana people are sick - sure, she could lose some pounds to get to her "ideal" weight, but she's hot at this weight. Saying she's disgusting - what's disgusting is that some of you probably have teenage daughters. Shame on you!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:15:06
I'd glaze that muffintop! Yeeee-haw!
By William Jefferson Clinton, on May 21, 2007 13:15:48
i am i the only one who sees the bulge that could only be identified as her penis is her shorts?
aren't you supposed to tuck it under and not to the side?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:17:49
"i am i the only one who sees the bulge that could only be identified as her penis is her shorts?"
no...but you're not the only one who doesn't bother to read earlier comments...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:22:19
For real
In those pictures seems she got a dick.
And its kinda hard, dontcha think?
Creepy!
By Valzinha, on May 21, 2007 13:30:43
I feel dirty just looking at her.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:41:49
BritFansSuck 13:55:56
I don't care if that was "3rd grade", that shit's funny & I can only hope you're serious when you say there's video LOL
Made me laugh as hard as the dude who drove past people lined up at the bookstore & yelled out the ending of the latest Harry Potter *teehee*
BTW, I don't think Britney's fat at ALL, but I DO agree with those who say her clothes are WAY too small. I know this is Brit Brit we're talking about here so it'll never happen, but if someone could teach her to dress for her size, she'd look way better.
Hell, if someone could teach her to dress PERIOD......maybe some day....*sigh*
By jenner, on May 21, 2007 14:11:03
bah. when it's somebody you like, there's lots of moaning about unhealthy ideals and how they're causing an eating disorder epidemic in young girls. when it's somebody you hate, it's "fat pig!" over and over again. god's revenge is your daughter's anxiety about her looks.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:55:37
stfu 17:55. go back to your britney fan forum.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:58:06
LOL at the post....
That corset is horrific!
By I'm Cool, on May 21, 2007 16:13:04
d-listed also thinks the bruises above the knee are lipo scars. I think so too. She needs to be REALLY careful because ciggies, booze, sun and lipo will make a cute 30 year old look 50
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 16:22:44
You cannot help but wonder at this point if the joke is on us? How can she even take herself seriously when she looks in the mirror; the answer is she can't. The absurdity of the clown lipstick, the horrendous extension, the bulging muffin top and circa 1995 newsboy cap, it all too hysterical. She must simply be entertaining us, and I for one cannot thank her enough! What fun it is to watch a person fall so pathetically from grace without an ounce of dignity or self respect. Oh Brit, please keep the antics up, we do love watching our little puppet implode so brilliantly before our eyes.
By Thank You!!, on May 21, 2007 17:56:56
I had no idea she had a penis.
By Amy, on May 21, 2007 20:51:16
Poor girl. Frightening isn't it? Her skin is almost that of an albino. One of the Winter brothers. Mottled and bloated. Her stomach hanging over the sides of her pants. The ill fitting wigs. It really is a nightmare. Can't help but feel bad for her..........when one thinks about the future. She's this way now at 25. What do you think she's going to be like at 30? or 35?......She can't stop the dissipated lifestyle she's leading. She has no self discipline. She's never had any type of role model.....certainly neither of her parents or her parents friends or the promoters she dealt with coming up or managers, etc. She has no "center" or "groundedness" which would enable her to "get through" her freefall. It is only going to get worse. Eventually she'll be a laughingstock {if she isn't already} and will fall back into whatever morass she's already in.......only worse. So predictable and rather sad. I don't get any huge charge out of her disintegration.........God. Are those pictures ghastly. Ouch!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 22:16:33
ewww! I could've done without that closeup of her zitty face and oily ear! Love the handles hanging over those stupid shorts too. I've gotta stop looking at these pics when they're blown up EWWWWWW
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:02:53
VOMITS
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:42:24
this ho is too skinny to be picking outfits that give her rolls. leave the rolls to the bigger folks, don't make rolls on yourself when you don't have any.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 12:38:36
(SIGH)Looks like she is trying to squeeze into size zero again...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:54:12
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070521/britney%20spears%20miami%20may%2020/bsmf1a.html
agree with very first commenter.
By bud, on May 24, 2007 12:16:23
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