She doesn't "perform", she just pretends to sing along with recordings while she writhes around like a dog in heat. It's embarrassing. Even more embarrassing are the morons who pay to witness this "entertainment".
From the perspective of the vast minions who feed off of this cash cow, I think it was probably perceived that her merely getting on the stage and lip-synching for twenty minutes was a "small victory."
Any "comeback" at this point would require a radical image change: Like when Lulu did that blues record (for example).
Of course, doing a blues record (or hard Rock or Goth or whatever) would require actually sitting in one place for two hours and listening to demo tapes...it would also require "vision," good taste, courage, etc. etc.
well of course britney is gonna lip synch her entire performance...lmao@ people expecting her to sing live. shes fatter, slower, and more talentless than ever. thats why she had to hire a bunch of the hottest hip-hop/r&b producers/writers to make her next album for her because she knows how many untalented artists are getting by in the music bizz by just production work alone and catchy hooks.
So wait, people paid 125 bucks to watch her lip synch, not even sing, for 15 minutes? Aren't singers supposed to, you know, actually sing? That's comedy.
christ...she is incredibly fat and malformed, and she has manly legs...also, her dancers are a lot less attractive...where did she find them? ho's R' Us?
I don't think she would make the cut for Playboy anymore. She's in Hustler or Screw Magazine territory right now.
How brain dead would someone have to be to have any twitch of serious desire to see this crap? I mean, I would go to see it in the same way that people slow down to look at car wrecks, but come on! I'd bet that she doesn't even lip-synch that well. Does her marshmallow brain even remember the words to all of those garbage "songs"? She just needs to get on to the porn career. Come on Brit! We want to see you get banged by Dustin Diamond and bump donuts with the Simpson Sisters
what a glorious mess she is! I wouldn't have paid $125 to see her though, that's just LOSER and pathetic on so many levels. She needs to lose the boots, it's like almost summertime...
I was going to poke fun at those who paid $125 to see her but I realised that they are all rich and why shouldn't they pay to laugh at the bouncing nutball. of course I wouldn't but hey whatever floats your boat. And if anyone really paid that much money because they actually wanted to see this ummm ?performance? they deserve to have their heads knocked together.
This reminds me of those concerts that are in small town houses where the local whore performs as best as she can while it still sux. Me oh my. I love the fact that Brit tries, then I'll get something to laugh at:)
Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that belly roll Come on, belly roll, just make that belly roll Here we go, belly roll, just make that belly roll,
Yeah, belly roll Let me see that belly roll Get up and roll just make that belly roll
Britney should just accept that the musical landscape has changed. Her "fans" have grown are no longer 12 years old. Plus the fact that she is, and always has been, a glorified stripper.
Uh yeah, Britney has *always* lip-synched. I don't know why people are surprised. Do those people who were naive and stupid enough to pay $125 for 15 minutes think with this being her "big comeback" that her crappy singing voice would change? I saw her sing live once I think, when she first started out, and I was appalled at how bad she was. After that I swear, I never saw her sing live again. Watch her live performances, concerts, whatever, from the very beginning, she has lip-synched pretty much every one of them.
I just heard on the news that another act was supposed to play H.O.B., but, instead the crowd got Britney.
Sooo, which band or musician was SUPPOSED to perform??
(I'm just trying to get a feel for the true level of disappointment/anger in the H.O.B. when the patrons were told they were getting a Britney concert.....hmmm)
SO WHAT that she lip synched ... i want to know how many of YOU lame asses could get out there ... dance what would be the equivalent of a 45 min step aerobics class and still SING in a normal voice.
can you people GET THAT????????
omg you are so stupid!!
y'all haters ... just wish you had some kind of talent than sitting on the internet trashing celebrities .. because you will NEVER be worth anything!
You know what's sad in all this? Her kids at home . . . . *sniff, sniff* ah, to hell with it, who cares . . .
Anyway, what is maddening about this is that people appear to really be cheering in the crowd and that probably got that fat cow all excited and bloated up her ego as much as her body is. She probably is all psyched and ready for the 'real' comeback now.
Britney WISHES she was Madonna, but she isn't even half as talented or smart, so she just copies everything Madonna does, BUT at least Madonna sings LIVE AND DANCES her ass off, and NEVER lip syncs! Britney is a bad Madonna impersonator, and that's all she is.
08:18:15 , actually Mad Madge has admitted that she lip-syncs. It's gonna get more obvious as she ages.
Raven, sp;oken like a lame little thirteen-year-old who has decided never to graduate from high school because "omg like Britney never graduated and she's like so smart and talented!"
News flash: a REAL singer wouldn't HAVE to do 20 minutes of dancing and writhing around, and they wouldn't need to lip-sync because their voices are enough to entertain on their own.
Oh, and I'm glad to say that as I prepare for my psychology and chemistry finals, I have a LOT more going on for me than a mentally-ill has-been.
Wait a second, you showed a total lack of intelligence and maturity, you used the so-called words "y'all" and "haters." Is that you, Shitney?
If people want to pay that amt. she her do a strip routine and the same one she has been doing , and lip synching, and for 15 mins. okay. I think the girl should just go home and stay there for 1-2 years until she rejoin the living. Kev can't complain because she is making more moneyfor him.
Madonna has never said she lip-syncs. She never has. She always sings live in concert, and has since the beginning of her career. Hate her all you want for whatever reasons you want, but give the woman a little credit that she sings and dances live unlike most pop stars.
That fucking stupid wig and that trash outfit are cracking me up. I laughed so hard at those pics, I need a good laugh today. That girl is a joke. LOL!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:27:08 ~ well .. the joke is on you but i won't tell you why. i wouldn't want to blow your little mind. and yes, emphasis on the word little. :)
most pop artists dance in their shows .. it's called entertainment. they like putting on shows for the fans. it gets the crowd going. different genres of music provide different things to listeners and concert goers. it's just the way of the music industry and of life. her voice is enough to entertain on her own .. i've seen her on a few segments when she was singing ... and not dancing ... if she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more.
is she the BEST singer? no .. probably not. Xtina probably covers that one ... but you can't deny Brit has had a lucrative career.
oh .. and for the record .. i have graduated from high school AND college (thanks very much!!)
oh .. and how nice of you to trash the mentally ill ... wow. and you're going for a psychology degree? god forbid you actually ever have "real" patients ... run along now and study for your "finals" .. *wink wink*
Raven you're only digging yourself in a deeper hole. Britney fans are known for not being smart people, and you're helping prove that. Anyone who still defends Britney after everything she's done [especially what she's done to her children] is not a smart or wise person. You're just as bad as she is, and that means you're trash. Run along to your Britney Spears fan club friends so you can all chat and "LOL LMAO OMG haters" together.
I think somebody told Britney that wearing boots makes her legs look less stumpy and she took that shit to heart. TO HEART.
Now on to this concert...lip synching, chubby dancers, dancers in kneepads, skanky faced dancers, and the star of the show is shaped like a My Little Pony. Add that to cheesy stage lighting, obvious tape on the floor to show where the chairs should be and a 10th grade dance team routine and you've got yourself some serious buyer's remorse in the front row.
To 4:36...that's a hell of a roll. I wonder if that woman is clapping to the song or killing a fly that flew in front of the camera lens. My bet is on the latter than former.
News flash: a REAL singer wouldn't HAVE to do 20 minutes of dancing and writhing around, and they wouldn't need to lip-sync because their voices are enough to entertain on their own.
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I agree 100%! Any success she has had in the past is NOT due to her VOICE.
As the classic saying goes...."The sizzle sells the steak."
I see better dancers in strip clubs and better lip syncers in karaoke bars, and I see better LOOKING dancers and lip syncers. Why is this ho so special? I can't believe people paid to see that shit.
she still lacks talent. You can't cover no talent up with tiny outfits and and a belly-button ring for long. Soon the teeny-boppers will grow up and no longer be interested then Brittney's career will be full-time, non-stop trying to catch the attention of anyone with a camera with her weird behavior. Hopefully she will still have enough money to pay for all the therapy her sons will be needing.
Um, Raven, having a "lucrative" singing career doesn't mean Britney is a good singer. It means she has a good marketing team that was able to tap into that audience of 12-17 year olds that spent their "disposable income" on this piece of white trash.
I'm glad you have the definition of "entertainment" down. I guess Shitney is giving us all a good "entertaining" show by letting us watch her career go to hell.
Thanks for clearing up the singing thing too. We all know she trills from her throat, she doesn't sing. So whether she lip-syncs or not, it's still 'trilling' and no REAL singer would have to do that ALL the time to cover up the fact that she sounds like she's gargling mouthwash or her security guard's semen.
different genres of music provide different things to listeners and concert goers. it's just the way of the music industry and of life.
Wow, you are one deep piece of work
Your 'blowing the little minds' secret is probably that you are Shitney Spears and came here to defend your hopeless act because you have nothing better to do and you're waiting for your 12th order from Pizza Hut to arrive because Taco Bell won't deliver to your house.
SO WHAT that she lip synched ... i want to know how many of YOU lame asses could get out there ... dance what would be the equivalent of a 45 min step aerobics class and still SING in a normal voice.
What's your point? She's the jester here to entertain at the court. She sucks off with her head.
"If she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more."
*blink* Because the industry only signs true talent, right? Did you know that there are singers who actually *gasp* sing live and write their own music and play instruments? Britney's 0 for 3 there, Raven. Please spare us your shitty "music" taste until your standards improve.
Actually 'Raven' MANY pop stars dance around for 20 minutes or longer and are still able to sing.
Kylie Minogue has done this. Granted she sounds out of breath when she sings, but at least SHE'S STILL SINGING. Quit making excuses for that fat piece of white trash named Shitney. If she had talent and took her "entertainment" profession seriously, she'd do it. She has no talent and got paid for looking like and dancing like a stripper.
" the joke is on you but i won't tell you why. i wouldn't want to blow your little mind."
Why, because you're Shitney, or because you're shitty?
Nah, it wouldn't blow my mind. I already know you're shitty, and I imagine Britney is stupid, whiny and immature enough to go online and try to blast all the people who say the facts.
"most pop artists dance in their shows .. it's called entertainment. they like putting on shows for the fans."
Most pop singers -- I emphasize SINGERS -- of any vocal worth do not. Want examples? Fiona Apple, Imogen Heap, Emiliana Torrini, Leslie Feist, and so on. These lovely ladies get far bigger audiences than Shitney ever will again, and they can do it sitting in a chair. And they do. And the audiences love it.
The only ones who dance are ones like Mad Madge, Kylie, Shitney and the others who HAVE NO VOCAL RANGE. It shouldn't be too hard for even YOU to figure out what that means.
Oh, and you're utterly delusional if you think that Shitney cares about the fans. Wait, you ARE delusional.
"her voice is enough to entertain on her own .. i've seen her on a few segments when she was singing ... and not dancing ... if she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more."
Because she's SO talented. Get real -- Shitney's sales have halved with each succeeding CD she's put out, and the tabloids are what kept her in the public eye. She's a joke. People laugh at her constantly.
And I too have heard her screeching a capella. It's like listening to a cat getting an enema.
"but you can't deny Brit has had a lucrative career."
No, I can't. But that doesn't mean she's talented, sane, or has any personal worth. Which she doesn't -- by your estimation, Thomas Kinkade is a far greater artist than Vincent Van Gogh.
Dumbass -- the only people who claim financial gain equals talent are raving fans of the talentless.
"oh .. and for the record .. i have graduated from high school AND college (thanks very much!!)"
Clown college doesn't count, sweetie. And tell me, what remedial classes did they give you in "high school"? (Translation: that nice padded cell)
"oh .. and how nice of you to trash the mentally ill ..."
How is it "trashing" all mentally ill to point out that Shitney is insane? She has all the symptoms, and someone with basic knowledge of psychology sees them: narcissism, delusions of glory and grandeur, warped views of reality, paranoia... if that's not mental illness, what is?
Oh wait, she's your idol, so she CAN'T be mentally ill. Great logic, moron.
"wow. and you're going for a psychology degree? god forbid you actually ever have "real" patients ... run along now and study for your "finals" .. "
You wouldn't know how hard it is, sweetie, since they ejected you from junior high. What's it like being held back four years in a row?
Oh, and if you had actually been to college, you would have enough reading comprehension skills (can you understand these multisyllabic words?) to know that I did NOT say I was studying for a psychology degree. I said I was taking it. Is this too complex for your narrow, simple little mind?
Probably, yes it is. Just back down "Raven." You're surrounded by people who don't have a juvenile view of the music industry, of real talent, of good music and of miserable inbred hicks who get famous throught the miracle of PR.
I was a Britney fan...back in the day...now, I look at her and wonder WTF is she thinking?! What is she wearing?! I just don't get it. What happened to her?! That's just sad...
of course not ... look at Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, etc. no one would EVER call them singers, now would they?
@anonymous, on May 2, 2007 23:59:50
do tell. where did i TRASH anyone? i believe if you read the posts here ... *i* am the one being thrashed and trashed ... i merely have stated some facts and some opinions. i didn't trash anyone. lol ... priceless
also, i had written another response apparently that wasn't worth of posting by this blog moderator. that's ok though. this was fun for me. you Britney "HATERS" make me laugh.
Not as much as you make us laugh, I promise. Now go back to covering your bedroom wall with Britney posters and saving up your allowance to fund her "comeback."
From the videos I have seen and the pictures, it truly looks like a high school talent contest or a dance recital. Her dancing leaves a lot to be desired. I would say her singing does too, but we all know she doesnt sing.
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Leave Your CommentPeople paid 125 bucks for that shit?? Fucking LOSERS!!!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:41:55
that bitch luuuuuuvs boots.....
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:42:59
She doesn't "perform", she just pretends to sing along with recordings while she writhes around like a dog in heat. It's embarrassing. Even more embarrassing are the morons who pay to witness this "entertainment".
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:49:24
i get's it every nite fo' free.
By jojo simps, on May 2, 2007 10:49:52
From the perspective of the vast minions who feed off of this cash cow, I think it was probably perceived that her merely getting on the stage and lip-synching for twenty minutes was a "small victory."
Any "comeback" at this point would require a radical image change: Like when Lulu did that blues record (for example).
Of course, doing a blues record (or hard Rock or Goth or whatever) would require actually sitting in one place for two hours and listening to demo tapes...it would also require "vision," good taste, courage, etc. etc.
By Zen Wizard, on May 2, 2007 10:51:19
Why would you pay money to see this skank. She can be seen at any time in the streets, looking like a retarded, rejected, cowgirl wannabe.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:51:46
um why are these fucktards disappointed that she was lip synching? when has this bitch ever sang live? i...i...i just dont understand. my head hurts.
By Niecy, on May 2, 2007 11:01:02
$125 (plus airfare) to see that no-talent piece of meat? Morgan needs to grow up and get a life. Fast.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:01:33
It's rather interesting to me that she only performed for 15 minutes...yet she was able to change clothes.
By eeeks.com, on May 2, 2007 11:02:00
Fools and their money are soon parted, lol.
By THE PUNISHER, on May 2, 2007 11:26:08
well of course britney is gonna lip synch her entire performance...lmao@ people expecting her to sing live. shes fatter, slower, and more talentless than ever. thats why she had to hire a bunch of the hottest hip-hop/r&b producers/writers to make her next album for her because she knows how many untalented artists are getting by in the music bizz by just production work alone and catchy hooks.
By prettyboy, on May 2, 2007 11:35:13
She should pay people to watch her, not the other way around. Bitch is past her prime and expired.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:36:29
How far off is playboy? She should've done it when she was still hot. They would have paid sooooo much more $$$.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:38:23
another filthy whore, ugh.
By Bloody Whore, on May 2, 2007 11:43:55
How the mighty have fallen! Why didn't she wait until the performance (and her appearance) was a bit more polished?
By J. Golightly, on May 2, 2007 11:44:33
Lip synching? No. I don't believe it for one single minute.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:44:38
the main pic looks like the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine when she does the dance at the end--only I'm sure that was better
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:45:12
Nice fucking outfit, whoremother Spears.
By joejoe, on May 2, 2007 11:52:01
Same old gyrating stripper routine. I can see the same thing with more (and better looking) girls and less clothes down at Wanda's for five bucks.
By blork, on May 2, 2007 11:58:51
So wait, people paid 125 bucks to watch her lip synch, not even sing, for 15 minutes? Aren't singers supposed to, you know, actually sing? That's comedy.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:05:30
This is great. It's only going to get even more funnier now that she's coming back! HA HA.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:07:57
christ...she is incredibly fat and malformed, and she has manly legs...also, her dancers are a lot less attractive...where did she find them? ho's R' Us?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 2, 2007 12:10:14
Morgan Segall is what is wrong with this country
By x24, on May 2, 2007 12:18:05
Yes, Morgan is retarded. The performance looks like one of those really bad high school dance recitals.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:26:25
I don't think she would make the cut for Playboy anymore. She's in Hustler or Screw Magazine territory right now.
How brain dead would someone have to be to have any twitch of serious desire to see this crap? I mean, I would go to see it in the same way that people slow down to look at car wrecks, but come on! I'd bet that she doesn't even lip-synch that well. Does her marshmallow brain even remember the words to all of those garbage "songs"? She just needs to get on to the porn career. Come on Brit! We want to see you get banged by Dustin Diamond and bump donuts with the Simpson Sisters
By Hankenstein, on May 2, 2007 12:31:07
It just keeps getting sadder and more pathetic each passing day.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:31:50
what a glorious mess she is! I wouldn't have paid $125 to see her though, that's just LOSER and pathetic on so many levels. She needs to lose the boots, it's like almost summertime...
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:34:24
I was going to poke fun at those who paid $125 to see her but I realised that they are all rich and why shouldn't they pay to laugh at the bouncing nutball.
of course I wouldn't but hey whatever floats your boat. And if anyone really paid that much money because they actually wanted to see this ummm ?performance? they deserve to have their heads knocked together.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:35:19
This reminds me of those concerts that are in small town houses where the local whore performs as best as she can while it still sux. Me oh my. I love the fact that Brit tries, then I'll get something to laugh at:)
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:57:19
Hankenstein; "Simpson sisters"; nice! They could get together and compare gunts.
By x24, on May 2, 2007 12:58:11
Wow. It looks like amatuer night at the Soccer Mom's Pole Dancing Club.
By lola lola, on May 2, 2007 12:58:34
i'd rather go to a strip club and watch lip synching, thank you.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:59:08
Aw, hell, Todd. You left out the best picture!
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/12432/
Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that belly roll
Come on, belly roll, just make that belly roll
Here we go, belly roll, just make that belly roll,
Yeah, belly roll
Let me see that belly roll
Get up and roll just make that belly roll
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:36:21
Britney hired less attractive dancers than usual, that are a little bit more chunkier, like herself, so she wouldn't stick out as much HA-HA! LOL!
Too funny Shitney...
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:38:41
This is the equivalent of a complete rectal exam.
By Amy E., on May 2, 2007 14:05:07
Britney should just accept that the musical landscape has changed. Her "fans" have grown are no longer 12 years old. Plus the fact that she is, and always has been, a glorified stripper.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:20:43
"flew in from san francisco for the night"?!! that person needs to be shot.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:24:42
Uh yeah, Britney has *always* lip-synched. I don't know why people are surprised. Do those people who were naive and stupid enough to pay $125 for 15 minutes think with this being her "big comeback" that her crappy singing voice would change? I saw her sing live once I think, when she first started out, and I was appalled at how bad she was. After that I swear, I never saw her sing live again. Watch her live performances, concerts, whatever, from the very beginning, she has lip-synched pretty much every one of them.
Britney, get over it. You're done.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:45:35
I just heard on the news that another act was supposed to play H.O.B., but, instead the crowd got Britney.
Sooo, which band or musician was SUPPOSED to perform??
(I'm just trying to get a feel for the true level of disappointment/anger in the H.O.B. when the patrons were told they were getting a Britney concert.....hmmm)
By joejoe, on May 2, 2007 15:49:53
SO WHAT that she lip synched ... i want to know how many of YOU lame asses could get out there ... dance what would be the equivalent of a 45 min step aerobics class and still SING in a normal voice.
can you people GET THAT????????
omg you are so stupid!!
y'all haters ... just wish you had some kind of talent than sitting on the internet trashing celebrities .. because you will NEVER be worth anything!
By Raven, on May 2, 2007 17:00:46
You know what's sad in all this? Her kids at home . . . . *sniff, sniff* ah, to hell with it, who cares . . .
Anyway, what is maddening about this is that people appear to really be cheering in the crowd and that probably got that fat cow all excited and bloated up her ego as much as her body is. She probably is all psyched and ready for the 'real' comeback now.
Dear God, where ARE the 4 horsemen?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:01:59
Would you rather..britney or paris?
(you have to choose one, i want to see whos more hated on this site!)
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:02:29
Dude - did she even shave her pits? Check out some of those pics really closely. What a PIG!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:03:54
Is that cottage cheese? Oh wait, those are her legs.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:04:37
@ "Raven" - you're a fucking moron, and I hope you kill yourself when you realize one day how fucking stupid you are.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:15:57
Britney WISHES she was Madonna, but she isn't even half as talented or smart, so she just copies everything Madonna does, BUT at least Madonna sings LIVE AND DANCES her ass off, and NEVER lip syncs! Britney is a bad Madonna impersonator, and that's all she is.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:18:15
Bahha bahahahahahahaha I just can't stop laughing, is the cheasiest performance I've ever seen bhahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
By Anna, on May 2, 2007 17:21:32
08:18:15 , actually Mad Madge has admitted that she lip-syncs. It's gonna get more obvious as she ages.
Raven, sp;oken like a lame little thirteen-year-old who has decided never to graduate from high school because "omg like Britney never graduated and she's like so smart and talented!"
News flash: a REAL singer wouldn't HAVE to do 20 minutes of dancing and writhing around, and they wouldn't need to lip-sync because their voices are enough to entertain on their own.
Oh, and I'm glad to say that as I prepare for my psychology and chemistry finals, I have a LOT more going on for me than a mentally-ill has-been.
Wait a second, you showed a total lack of intelligence and maturity, you used the so-called words "y'all" and "haters." Is that you, Shitney?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:27:08
If people want to pay that amt. she her do a strip routine and the same one she has been doing , and lip synching, and for 15 mins. okay. I think the girl should just go home and stay there for 1-2 years until she rejoin the living. Kev can't complain because she is making more moneyfor him.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:28:17
Madonna has never said she lip-syncs. She never has. She always sings live in concert, and has since the beginning of her career. Hate her all you want for whatever reasons you want, but give the woman a little credit that she sings and dances live unlike most pop stars.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:31:24
That fucking stupid wig and that trash outfit are cracking me up. I laughed so hard at those pics, I need a good laugh today. That girl is a joke. LOL!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:32:46
"y'all haters"
*sigh* Some people still don't realize how retarded that phrase is. Too bad.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:35:08
Most embarrassing mom ever.
I'd rather have Courtney Love for a mom.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:36:29
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:27:08 ~ well .. the joke is on you but i won't tell you why. i wouldn't want to blow your little mind. and yes, emphasis on the word little. :)
most pop artists dance in their shows .. it's called entertainment. they like putting on shows for the fans. it gets the crowd going. different genres of music provide different things to listeners and concert goers. it's just the way of the music industry and of life. her voice is enough to entertain on her own .. i've seen her on a few segments when she was singing ... and not dancing ... if she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more.
is she the BEST singer? no .. probably not. Xtina probably covers that one ... but you can't deny Brit has had a lucrative career.
oh .. and for the record .. i have graduated from high school AND college (thanks very much!!)
oh .. and how nice of you to trash the mentally ill ... wow. and you're going for a psychology degree? god forbid you actually ever have "real" patients ... run along now and study for your "finals" .. *wink wink*
By Raven, on May 2, 2007 17:41:45
Raven you're only digging yourself in a deeper hole. Britney fans are known for not being smart people, and you're helping prove that. Anyone who still defends Britney after everything she's done [especially what she's done to her children] is not a smart or wise person. You're just as bad as she is, and that means you're trash. Run along to your Britney Spears fan club friends so you can all chat and "LOL LMAO OMG haters" together.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:48:23
Is "Raven" black, or does she just think and talk like she is?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:51:57
I think somebody told Britney that wearing boots makes her legs look less stumpy and she took that shit to heart. TO HEART.
Now on to this concert...lip synching, chubby dancers, dancers in kneepads, skanky faced dancers, and the star of the show is shaped like a My Little Pony. Add that to cheesy stage lighting, obvious tape on the floor to show where the chairs should be and a 10th grade dance team routine and you've got yourself some serious buyer's remorse in the front row.
To 4:36...that's a hell of a roll. I wonder if that woman is clapping to the song or killing a fly that flew in front of the camera lens. My bet is on the latter than former.
By Freak Speely, on May 2, 2007 18:11:51
News flash: a REAL singer wouldn't HAVE to do 20 minutes of dancing and writhing around, and they wouldn't need to lip-sync because their voices are enough to entertain on their own.
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I agree 100%!
Any success she has had in the past is NOT due to her VOICE.
As the classic saying goes...."The sizzle sells the steak."
By joejoe, on May 2, 2007 19:01:05
I see better dancers in strip clubs and better lip syncers in karaoke bars, and I see better LOOKING dancers and lip syncers. Why is this ho so special? I can't believe people paid to see that shit.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 19:03:53
she still lacks talent. You can't cover no talent up with tiny outfits and and a belly-button ring for long. Soon the teeny-boppers will grow up and no longer be interested then Brittney's career will be full-time, non-stop trying to catch the attention of anyone with a camera with her weird behavior. Hopefully she will still have enough money to pay for all the therapy her sons will be needing.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 19:53:53
Um, Raven, having a "lucrative" singing career doesn't mean Britney is a good singer. It means she has a good marketing team that was able to tap into that audience of 12-17 year olds that spent their "disposable income" on this piece of white trash.
I'm glad you have the definition of "entertainment" down. I guess Shitney is giving us all a good "entertaining" show by letting us watch her career go to hell.
Thanks for clearing up the singing thing too. We all know she trills from her throat, she doesn't sing. So whether she lip-syncs or not, it's still 'trilling' and no REAL singer would have to do that ALL the time to cover up the fact that she sounds like she's gargling mouthwash or her security guard's semen.
different genres of music provide different things to listeners and concert goers. it's just the way of the music industry and of life.
Wow, you are one deep piece of work
Your 'blowing the little minds' secret is probably that you are Shitney Spears and came here to defend your hopeless act because you have nothing better to do and you're waiting for your 12th order from Pizza Hut to arrive because Taco Bell won't deliver to your house.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:55:35
SO WHAT that she lip synched ... i want to know how many of YOU lame asses could get out there ... dance what would be the equivalent of a 45 min step aerobics class and still SING in a normal voice.
What's your point? She's the jester here to entertain at the court. She sucks off with her head.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:57:05
Raven said:
"If she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more."
*blink* Because the industry only signs true talent, right? Did you know that there are singers who actually *gasp* sing live and write their own music and play instruments? Britney's 0 for 3 there, Raven. Please spare us your shitty "music" taste until your standards improve.
By Laurie, on May 2, 2007 20:57:25
@Raven
y'all haters ... just wish you had some kind of talent than sitting on the internet trashing celebrities .. because you will NEVER be worth anything!
Oh the irony . . . .
And then . . . you "sit on the internet trashing people you have never met" . . . because "you ARE not worth anything."
It's a paradox, you can't escape it, but at least we aren't the ones on the retarded list. You and Shitney have that covered.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:59:50
Actually 'Raven' MANY pop stars dance around for 20 minutes or longer and are still able to sing.
Kylie Minogue has done this. Granted she sounds out of breath when she sings, but at least SHE'S STILL SINGING.
Quit making excuses for that fat piece of white trash named Shitney. If she had talent and took her "entertainment" profession seriously, she'd do it. She has no talent and got paid for looking like and dancing like a stripper.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:11:29
@raven
The joke is on you. You are the one that made yourself look like an idiot defending Britney Spears on a site called idontlikeyouinthatway.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:13:12
IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT A "FULL FIGURED" WOMEN HAS A FUTURE. GO CHEETOS!!! (WHAT, NO DEAD COW-BOOTS?)
By WYNHOOSE-RLS, on May 2, 2007 21:55:45
GOOD TO SEE "FULL FIGURED WOMEN" HAVE A FUTURE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DEAD COWBOOTS?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:59:12
" the joke is on you but i won't tell you why. i wouldn't want to blow your little mind."
Why, because you're Shitney, or because you're shitty?
Nah, it wouldn't blow my mind. I already know you're shitty, and I imagine Britney is stupid, whiny and immature enough to go online and try to blast all the people who say the facts.
"most pop artists dance in their shows .. it's called entertainment. they like putting on shows for the fans."
Most pop singers -- I emphasize SINGERS -- of any vocal worth do not. Want examples? Fiona Apple, Imogen Heap, Emiliana Torrini, Leslie Feist, and so on. These lovely ladies get far bigger audiences than Shitney ever will again, and they can do it sitting in a chair. And they do. And the audiences love it.
The only ones who dance are ones like Mad Madge, Kylie, Shitney and the others who HAVE NO VOCAL RANGE. It shouldn't be too hard for even YOU to figure out what that means.
Oh, and you're utterly delusional if you think that Shitney cares about the fans. Wait, you ARE delusional.
"her voice is enough to entertain on her own .. i've seen her on a few segments when she was singing ... and not dancing ... if she couldn't SING she wouldn't have had a music career spanning a decade or more."
Because she's SO talented. Get real -- Shitney's sales have halved with each succeeding CD she's put out, and the tabloids are what kept her in the public eye. She's a joke. People laugh at her constantly.
And I too have heard her screeching a capella. It's like listening to a cat getting an enema.
"but you can't deny Brit has had a lucrative career."
No, I can't. But that doesn't mean she's talented, sane, or has any personal worth. Which she doesn't -- by your estimation, Thomas Kinkade is a far greater artist than Vincent Van Gogh.
Dumbass -- the only people who claim financial gain equals talent are raving fans of the talentless.
"oh .. and for the record .. i have graduated from high school AND college (thanks very much!!)"
Clown college doesn't count, sweetie. And tell me, what remedial classes did they give you in "high school"? (Translation: that nice padded cell)
"oh .. and how nice of you to trash the mentally ill ..."
How is it "trashing" all mentally ill to point out that Shitney is insane? She has all the symptoms, and someone with basic knowledge of psychology sees them: narcissism, delusions of glory and grandeur, warped views of reality, paranoia... if that's not mental illness, what is?
Oh wait, she's your idol, so she CAN'T be mentally ill. Great logic, moron.
"wow. and you're going for a psychology degree? god forbid you actually ever have "real" patients ... run along now and study for your "finals" .. "
You wouldn't know how hard it is, sweetie, since they ejected you from junior high. What's it like being held back four years in a row?
Oh, and if you had actually been to college, you would have enough reading comprehension skills (can you understand these multisyllabic words?) to know that I did NOT say I was studying for a psychology degree. I said I was taking it. Is this too complex for your narrow, simple little mind?
Probably, yes it is. Just back down "Raven." You're surrounded by people who don't have a juvenile view of the music industry, of real talent, of good music and of miserable inbred hicks who get famous throught the miracle of PR.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 00:23:28
I was a Britney fan...back in the day...now, I look at her and wonder WTF is she thinking?! What is she wearing?! I just don't get it. What happened to her?! That's just sad...
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 02:22:50
*yawn*
@Laurie, on May 2, 2007 23:57:25
of course not ... look at Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, etc. no one would EVER call them singers, now would they?
@anonymous, on May 2, 2007 23:59:50
do tell. where did i TRASH anyone? i believe if you read the posts here ... *i* am the one being thrashed and trashed ... i merely have stated some facts and some opinions. i didn't trash anyone. lol ... priceless
also, i had written another response apparently that wasn't worth of posting by this blog moderator. that's ok though. this was fun for me. you Britney "HATERS" make me laugh.
By Raven, on May 3, 2007 05:09:11
I'm sorry but she looks like the fat girl in my afterschool tap and jazz class that everyone made fun of
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 07:45:33
Brit,, Go to the light Go,,
By burntfinger, on May 3, 2007 09:05:47
STUPID ASSWIPES why in hell would you pay 125 dollars to see A HASBEEN onstage , the bitch lipsync and the "dancing" sucked ass , morons
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 09:33:10
Britney needs to give it up. She cant make a comeback! Booooooooooo!
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 09:44:19
SOOOO shes a stripper now?
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 11:43:40
Raven said:
"you Britney 'HATERS' make me laugh."
Not as much as you make us laugh, I promise. Now go back to covering your bedroom wall with Britney posters and saving up your allowance to fund her "comeback."
By Laurie, on May 3, 2007 12:18:52
I'd still let Britney crush my nuts silly between her cheerleader thighs!
By Spunkster, on May 3, 2007 12:37:39
Why do they give her a mic when they know the stupid bitch isn't singing? She doesn't even lip sync with the words right!
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 13:02:29
She will open for the PCDs, as the fat burlesque dancer and lip snycer, or their den mother. Oh the possibilities!
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 14:11:16
what the fuck!?!?!
i am sickened. truelyyyy SICKENED
what the fuck britney. WHAT THE FUCK
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 16:38:57
what the fuck!?!?!
i am sickened. truelyyyy SICKENED
what the fuck britney. WHAT THE FUCK
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 16:39:15
So are those the same smelly trashy fishnets she's been in all week? My God she is a stinky one.
By Ibepiglet, on May 3, 2007 17:26:46
The idiots who paid to see this deserve to be separated from their cash.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 18:20:50
From the videos I have seen and the pictures, it truly looks like a high school talent contest or a dance recital. Her dancing leaves a lot to be desired. I would say her singing does too, but we all know she doesnt sing.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 09:32:16
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