Yep, she still thinks she's got it. And look at her in the purple dress - her fat is bluging over the panty strings and stretching the dress. Gross! Girl, dress for your size! Just becuase you can put it on doesn't mean it fits!
Is it me or is she actually lifting the bottom of her dress up (2nd row, 1st pic on left)?? She looks like trailer trash in that purple "dress". Or maybe I'm thinking a sausage wrapped in sequined casing? And wtf is up with those extensions? My old Barbie has more realistic looking hair than that.
Christ, Britney - quit throwing your money on dance lessons and go hire yourself a stylist that isn't blind and doesn't have the word "y'all" as part of their daily vocabulary.
I think she only dresses this way to get attention. Scratch that, I HOPE she only dresses this way to get attention. All I have to say is she better put some cash to the side, cause her kids are going to need some SERIOUS therapy when they grow up (and you know they don't qualify for Medicaid). It's one thing for your mother to be a mess and all you have to prove it is a couple of old family photos, it's an entirely different situation when your mother is a H.A.M. that's clearly documented in the media.
Fanable, reality check: there are entire states full of women, myself included, that use "ya'll" in their daily vocab. I am not fat, dumb, a bad mother, etc. Basically I am nothing like Britney. There are just lots of us in the south who use that word. And, there is nothing wrong with that. I'd be willing to bet I'm hotter (and better educated) that most of the women you know.
Anne - you're right, there is nothing at all wrong with using the word "ya'll" in vocabulary - but I'd be willing to place money that you can actually dress yourself in an outfit that looks suitable for your body?
My point was more that she needs to find someone who can look at her and say "That looks horrible on you" (thus the "not blind" part) AND doesn't think that trailer trash chic is the way to go (thus the "ya'll" reference). I can see how what I meant was not what came across, and if I offended you or anyone else I do apologize.
Looking at these pics, it's clear that all of us who ask "could it get any worse?!?!" when talking about Britney's choice in..."clothing" that yes, yes it could.
I just...I don't......no words...sentence fragments.....
perhaps if you were as educated as you claim, you would know that y'all is a contraction of the words "you" and "all". i too am from the south. i don't care what words you use, but learn to spell them.
Look, let's not lie to each other. We all mean "Britney is southern inbred down-syndrome-eyed trash like all the other southerners living in their trailor parks" when we say "y'all". Her fall from grace is her fall back into her roots, which consist of a cestpool of married cousins who are always about 50 years behind the times. Why pretend otherwise?
what is that contraption with the snake belt and enormous scarf? I'd almost say it's a little genius, but I won't. She looks worn out, almost like a child star being shoved by a stage mom. I love her because of the reasons I hate her.
Abe Lincoln 17:59 lisped:"We all mean 'Britney is southern inbred down-syndrome-eyed trash like all the other southerners living in their trailor parks' when we say "y'all"
Oh, I am SO going to shoot you in the head, Abe. Don't talk bad about the South. Especially when you can't spell "trailer" right.
Her fans have all been saying "I don't care if she lip-synchs, I go to see her dance."
So I watched videos from her "comeback concerts" (I'm using the term very loosely here) and it turns out she doesn't dance either. Oh, she waves her arms around a lot, shakes her booty and upper body, but the feet? They barely move. She WALKS around the stage.
So let me see... she doesn't SING, she doesn't DANCE ... and she can't dress herself properly. And she still has fans why?
What the hell is with the polar bear arms? I don't get how that is "sexy". I'm ok with the jean skirt and the bra top is passable since these are stage clothes after all and those boots are pushing it, but OMG: POLAR BEAR ARMS????
I was watching the news and it said that Britney wanted off the plane after everyone boarded it because it didn't have leather seats. It sat for an hour while workers had to go thru all the luggage to get to hers. Then her show she was lip synching the whole time and on one of her songs the tape fucked up while she was singing. I think its time for her to hit the county fair circuit.
Brat-ney is a delusional waste of space. Does she think she's Gwen Stefani or Madonna or what? How many fools are actually paying money to see this disaster? If she would audition for one of those ridiculous realty shows/singing competitions, she'd have been laughed off in the first episode. GET THE HOOK!
THE STUPID SKANK DIN'T SING AT ALL THE "SHOW" SUCKED ASS AND STUPID AIR HEADS STOOD ONLINE UNDER THE RAIN TO SEE HER ,ALL OF THOSE IDIOTS SHOULD BE STERILISE SO THEY DON'T REPRODUCE
the amazing thing is that none of this matters. she's got an unshakeable built-in audience, not unlike a religous cult. it doesn't really matter what she does. it's exactly like the older fat Elvis - at some concerts he stumbled and fell, forgot words, sang way out of key, etc., and it didn't matter one bit, he sold out every show. so yeah, she's fat Britney. with 15 years of sold-out concerts ahead of her. until she dies on the toilet.
Yikes!! You're still quite chunky girlfriend!! Cover your midsection - no one wants to see your chubb. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in the clothes she wears - no one respectable would...
To anon 17:45 - how long did it take you to scroll through my post looking for errors? is that the best you could do? sometimes i type quickly and feel that nobody gives a shit if i leave out an apostrophe. get a grip. (and let me save you some time and effort, i did not capitalize my i's or the words at the beginning of a sentence, nor did i proofread any of that). im sure that my graduate professors have no beef with the way i type on a celebrity gossip blog.
fanable, i agree - britney obviously needs better handlers!!
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTime to retire, Britney.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:42:33
if she really is taking handfuls of Correctol they better drain that pool.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:43:39
ok I know she had 2 kids but she can't dress that slutty until she losses at least 20 more pounds
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:43:59
Yep, she still thinks she's got it. And look at her in the purple dress - her fat is bluging over the panty strings and stretching the dress. Gross! Girl, dress for your size! Just becuase you can put it on doesn't mean it fits!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:44:32
lol...on the posts for 10x fatter Kelly, they say "SHE'S NOT FAT!!!" lmao.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:52:25
I read on AoL news that during a recent "performance", her CD skipped 5 times, and the crowd booed. Hahahhah, what a loser.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:04:46
does she have a mirror??? is she blind??????? what the fuck is the matter with her!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:10:50
Is it me or is she actually lifting the bottom of her dress up (2nd row, 1st pic on left)?? She looks like trailer trash in that purple "dress". Or maybe I'm thinking a sausage wrapped in sequined casing? And wtf is up with those extensions? My old Barbie has more realistic looking hair than that.
Christ, Britney - quit throwing your money on dance lessons and go hire yourself a stylist that isn't blind and doesn't have the word "y'all" as part of their daily vocabulary.
By fanable, on May 21, 2007 13:23:40
It's you. You're seriously mentally retarded. Seriously.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:31:23
I think she only dresses this way to get attention. Scratch that, I HOPE she only dresses this way to get attention. All I have to say is she better put some cash to the side, cause her kids are going to need some SERIOUS therapy when they grow up (and you know they don't qualify for Medicaid). It's one thing for your mother to be a mess and all you have to prove it is a couple of old family photos, it's an entirely different situation when your mother is a H.A.M. that's clearly documented in the media.
Yeah, she's SUCH a great mother...*sigh*
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 13:32:27
Britney's a dumb hick. Lindsay's a firecrotch. Paris is a whore.
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Britney's a dumb hick. Lindsay's a firecrotch. Paris is a whore.
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By How about something new, on May 21, 2007 13:37:29
Fanable, reality check: there are entire states full of women, myself included, that use "ya'll" in their daily vocab. I am not fat, dumb, a bad mother, etc. Basically I am nothing like Britney. There are just lots of us in the south who use that word. And, there is nothing wrong with that. I'd be willing to bet I'm hotter (and better educated) that most of the women you know.
By Anne , on May 21, 2007 13:38:45
Anne - you're right, there is nothing at all wrong with using the word "ya'll" in vocabulary - but I'd be willing to place money that you can actually dress yourself in an outfit that looks suitable for your body?
My point was more that she needs to find someone who can look at her and say "That looks horrible on you" (thus the "not blind" part) AND doesn't think that trailer trash chic is the way to go (thus the "ya'll" reference). I can see how what I meant was not what came across, and if I offended you or anyone else I do apologize.
By fanable, on May 21, 2007 14:04:31
Well, that makes sense, I guess. Hold on a sec, no, it doesn't. Fuck you. Retard.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:10:13
Looking at these pics, it's clear that all of us who ask "could it get any worse?!?!" when talking about Britney's choice in..."clothing" that yes, yes it could.
I just...I don't......no words...sentence fragments.....
By jenner, on May 21, 2007 14:17:44
dear anne at 16:38--
perhaps if you were as educated as you claim, you would know that y'all is a contraction of the words "you" and "all". i too am from the south. i don't care what words you use, but learn to spell them.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:45:56
ROFL omg Britney you need to give up and quit.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:49:57
Look, let's not lie to each other. We all mean "Britney is southern inbred down-syndrome-eyed trash like all the other southerners living in their trailor parks" when we say "y'all". Her fall from grace is her fall back into her roots, which consist of a cestpool of married cousins who are always about 50 years behind the times. Why pretend otherwise?
By Abe Lincoln, on May 21, 2007 14:59:45
what is that contraption with the snake belt and enormous scarf? I'd almost say it's a little genius, but I won't. She looks worn out, almost like a child star being shoved by a stage mom. I love her because of the reasons I hate her.
By cara, on May 21, 2007 15:15:31
this fat cow needs to lose weight
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:19:21
What is up with those white boots? Did she steal them from the high school drill team? This fat cow needs to just quit already.
By Jessica, on May 21, 2007 15:32:37
first row, far right pic shows what i believe to be liposuction bruises (obviously not enough)
By amanda, on May 21, 2007 15:34:58
Abe Lincoln 17:59 lisped: "We all mean 'Britney is southern inbred down-syndrome-eyed trash like all the other southerners living in their trailor parks' when we say "y'all"
Oh, I am SO going to shoot you in the head, Abe. Don't talk bad about the South. Especially when you can't spell "trailer" right.
BLAM!!!
By John Wilkes Booth, on May 21, 2007 15:36:58
Hahaha....never a dull momment with this shitstain of an 'entertainer'...
By joejoe, on May 21, 2007 16:25:30
Her fans have all been saying "I don't care if she lip-synchs, I go to see her dance."
So I watched videos from her "comeback concerts" (I'm using the term very loosely here) and it turns out she doesn't dance either. Oh, she waves her arms around a lot, shakes her booty and upper body, but the feet? They barely move. She WALKS around the stage.
So let me see... she doesn't SING, she doesn't DANCE ... and she can't dress herself properly. And she still has fans why?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 16:51:58
just like a car wreck on the highway: you're afraid to look, but something compels you to anyway.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 17:51:43
On a lighter note, her new boob job looks good. I kinda miss the elbow-length no-bra argyle sweater puppies, though...
By y'a'all'l, on May 21, 2007 17:55:46
What the hell is with the polar bear arms? I don't get how that is "sexy". I'm ok with the jean skirt and the bra top is passable since these are stage clothes after all and those boots are pushing it, but OMG: POLAR BEAR ARMS????
By Alicia, on May 21, 2007 17:59:31
As always the picture of grace and beauty .. bravo Britney .. bravo ...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 18:54:03
Better start doing some coke with that diet Brit... it's the only way you'll burn that 5000 calories you inhale a day.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:46:59
please tell me her coat is not made out of baby seals slaughtered in canada!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 20:11:25
I was watching the news and it said that Britney wanted off the plane after everyone boarded it because it didn't have leather seats. It sat for an hour while workers had to go thru all the luggage to get to hers. Then her show she was lip synching the whole time and on one of her songs the tape fucked up while she was singing. I think its time for her to hit the county fair circuit.
By Gil, on May 21, 2007 22:04:42
Brat-ney is a delusional waste of space. Does she think she's Gwen Stefani or Madonna or what? How many fools are actually paying money to see this disaster? If she would audition for one of those ridiculous realty shows/singing competitions, she'd have been laughed off in the first episode. GET THE HOOK!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 06:01:53
Oh lord, Britney just sit down. Im sick of you!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 06:48:26
THE STUPID SKANK DIN'T SING AT ALL THE "SHOW" SUCKED ASS AND STUPID AIR HEADS STOOD ONLINE UNDER THE RAIN TO SEE HER ,ALL OF THOSE IDIOTS SHOULD BE STERILISE SO THEY DON'T REPRODUCE
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:39:37
the amazing thing is that none of this matters. she's got an unshakeable built-in audience, not unlike a religous cult. it doesn't really matter what she does. it's exactly like the older fat Elvis - at some concerts he stumbled and fell, forgot words, sang way out of key, etc., and it didn't matter one bit, he sold out every show. so yeah, she's fat Britney. with 15 years of sold-out concerts ahead of her. until she dies on the toilet.
it's a beautiful thing.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:19:59
Why is Brit a toenail biter!!! That is so gross!,
and is she getting fatter?
She needs to win an award for the most disgusting feet EVER!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:34:44
She's a loser, but she looks good for having had 2 c-sections. I'm just saying.
By kacky, on May 22, 2007 08:44:05
Brit can do nothing wrong in my book. She's such a survivor! Go Brit-Brit!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:46:00
Yikes!! You're still quite chunky girlfriend!! Cover your midsection - no one wants to see your chubb. I wouldn't be caught DEAD in the clothes she wears - no one respectable would...
By Jbo, on May 22, 2007 12:56:57
She could rename herself Slutisha...lol. She dresses so bad...where did those brain cells go of hers they are so gone forever.
By Blondiegirl, on May 23, 2007 00:45:36
To anon 17:45 - how long did it take you to scroll through my post looking for errors? is that the best you could do? sometimes i type quickly and feel that nobody gives a shit if i leave out an apostrophe. get a grip.
(and let me save you some time and effort, i did not capitalize my i's or the words at the beginning of a sentence, nor did i proofread any of that).
im sure that my graduate professors have no beef with the way i type on a celebrity gossip blog.
fanable, i agree - britney obviously needs better handlers!!
By Anne, on May 23, 2007 12:09:37
blubber-tastic!
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 19:10:25
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