37 Comments:

1. Yum yum ... I'd hit that fat ass ...

   By Kevin Federline, on May 16, 2007 17:40:36

2. It would make me feel so much better if I knew exactly who Britney was praying to for me.

   By Laurie, on May 16, 2007 17:48:01

3. Hey Kevin. I totally agree with you. Those thighs and that ass look amazing. Sexy!

   By Your daddy, on May 16, 2007 17:50:41

4. It would make me feel so much better if I knew exactly who Britney was praying to for me.
   
   By Laurie, on May 16, 2007 20:48:01
   
   Satan. I'm pretty sure it's Satan. God help us all.

   By Dex, on May 16, 2007 17:53:44

5. Are those the same fishnets from 2 months ago?

   By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:00:46

6. Lol, Dex, yeah I kinda had that same creepy feeling except worse...Scientologists!! Does anybody think she looks like Natalie Portman as the stripper from the movie "Closer"?

   By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:10:03

7. That's not Brit, that's Jayden, you can tell cause all the words are spelled right ...

   By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:12:52

8. Why is she still in boots?

   By Craic, on May 16, 2007 18:24:24

9. thunder thighs alert

   By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:31:07

10. Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunderthighs, HO!

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:55:18

11. There are so many more things to make fun of here than her thighs, assholes, please try to be a little original, please, I need to laugh.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:56:58

12. I guess Todd's wishfull prediction of Britney dumpster diving at Carl's Jr. came true.

    By brandy, on May 16, 2007 18:58:53

13. That message from her makes me almost violent. It's amazing that she has the nerve to remain in the public eye after the complete trainwreck that her life is. I tried to be nice...if she would just go away, I would applaud her for finally getting a clue....but like you say it's all BS. You were too nice to scream, "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!", but I"m not.

    By tnucytsanuoy, on May 16, 2007 19:02:04

14. shes a has been

    By your mom, on May 16, 2007 19:29:13

15. question: What singer needs topless pics to promote herself?
    
    answer: no singer.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 19:46:14

16. Damn that photoshop. Poor girl needs to seriously just go away.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 20:00:40

17. 
    I am kind of relieved that he does indeed exist, I suppose....or maybe I shouldn't be, considering who his mother is, poor little thing...

    By jenner, on May 16, 2007 20:02:30

18. Why are her kids called by their first and middle names? Just call them Sean and Jayden you pretentious bitch.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 20:15:13

19. Britney sucks

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 20:16:23

20. Wow she looks hot...oh wait that's because it's not really her...

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 20:37:14

21. doesn't she look cock-eyed? damn inbred monkey...

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 21:44:53

22. It looks likes she has man arms.

    By CheeryBitch, on May 16, 2007 21:55:48

23. The pic form her website is from her 2004 calendar. It was taken soon after the 2003 VMA and before (i think) her NFL performance from that year.

    By OldBritneyFucker, on May 16, 2007 23:07:05

24. JAYDEN AND SEAN ARE THE UGLIEST CHILDREN I'VE EVER SEEN. THEY LOOK PURE IMBRED. FREAKS!

    By PEREZ IS OVER!, on May 17, 2007 01:33:27

25. mm, nice scalp ....baldy bitch face slag.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 03:56:57

26. Oh puh-leeze... the only time she prays is when she's keeled over the porcelain altar of a ladies toliet upchucking the booze, drugs, and curly fries she got at Carl's Jr.
    
    Did you pray for Britney today? HAH!

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 05:17:29

27. She's got a nice ass.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 06:12:33

28. I love how she posts her letter about being in people's prayers/praying about people along with a topless picture of herself. Can I get an "Amen?"

    By Rachel, on May 17, 2007 07:05:19

29. She looks like a Fembot or some silly alien from "Buck Rogers." All she needs is Twiki next to her saying: "Bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee... Britney, you suck!"
    
    She's probably praying to Xenu or something...

    By Dr. Theopolis, on May 17, 2007 07:22:24

30. COME ON! You know that she has enough money to buy decent hair extensions....hers always look like a toddler put them in! What the fuck is her problem???

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 07:37:10

31. My goodness. She looks like some fat eastern european retired porn actress.... and she's only 22. How did all this happen so quickly....
    Terrible

    By Riverwide, on May 17, 2007 07:51:29

32. that was possibly the most beautifully written piece of "journalism" i have read on here yet. keep up the good work :)

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 09:01:04

33. Is it just me or is she sporting some serious cankles in the first pic? I think we've figured out the reason for the boots people.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 09:25:25

34. she has on her Smelly Pirate Hooker Boots...AGAIN...Kill yourself.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 09:42:24

35. OMG, the fake hair the cankles!!! That is what she is hiding in those ugly ass boots.

    By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 09:49:34

36. Shes almost 27 not 22

    By Rachel, on May 17, 2007 17:14:10

37. wat if britney spears scissored someone wit her strong ass legs shed prolly knock them out cold in 10 seconds hahaha

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 22:09:51