most guys have been with girls who look like britney does in these pics(except for the shaved head). you can't shout "she's normal!" for pics of everybody (everything) from kelly clarkson to that psycho ex-Idol hatchet-faced cow, and then pronounce britney fat and ugly. she looks just like them. the only difference is that she's both retarded and severely mentally ill.
I promise you I'm not lying when I say I wouldn't fuck Britney, with ANYONE'S dick. We've already seen her pussy and her saggy ass titties. She has an ugly fucking retarded looking face too. NO THANKS!
no one but Papa spears (or papa joe ...simpson that is...that creepy pervert) would screw her anon 1:14....she's so repulsive...why isnt she dead......WHY??!?!?!?!?!?
These pics wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for that fucking head and that fool fuck look on her face. Grrr...!! Now, come on Twit, we're getting closer and closer...let's see you release a gang bang video of you and the boys from Folsom State Prison.
Brittany looks like me when I was a homeless alcoholic. I looked better than she did even after stumbling down skid row with my piss and shit stained pants.
Those topless photos looked like something a slutty chick in the 10th grade would do.
Shitney probably had those photos 'leaked' to see how many people would be interested in seeing her naked. I'm sure your servers are still holding up fine, so I'm guessing she didn't get the response she wanted. This comeback thing must be giving her PR and marketing team aneurysms and brain tumors. *fingers crossed*
i think that with everyone and their mother carving up their bodies so that they too can get fake rock hard plastic silicone titties. ---it confuses people about how titties are (lol) seriously though, natural titties dont look like rock hard oranges or water baloons filled with cement, sitting just under the chicks chin. you can tell if someone has implants because when you hug them, its like hitting a wall, whereas natural boobs squish. natural boobs are so much better for a multitude of reasons. they are soft and yes they might droop sometimes, but there is nothing like the real thing. um, ok. ill shut up now hahahaha
Why doesn't she just live into her destiny and become a porn star? that way she gets everything she wants----she gets to parade around naked, people look at her body, she gets all the sex she wants, and she gets paid for it.
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Leave Your CommentWhats funny is that we all know you would still screw her.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:14:30
wow...an uber slutty garden gnome!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:16:04
"She doesn't look fat, she looks normal."
any takers???
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:17:17
anon 1:14 not everyone is a britney fan who can't get laid by hot chicks, and desperate enough to fuck ugly ass britney.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:18:19
Is it just me or does she always have this "Yes I'm inbred" look about her?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:22:25
Notice how she's holding up her banana boobs with her wrists. Otherwise, they'd be touching the stone she's sitting on.
You can't make triangles look round, Britney. And please, take of the dumb-as-shit hat.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:26:22
most guys have been with girls who look like britney does in these pics(except for the shaved head). you can't shout "she's normal!" for pics of everybody (everything) from kelly clarkson to that psycho ex-Idol hatchet-faced cow, and then pronounce britney fat and ugly. she looks just like them. the only difference is that she's both retarded and severely mentally ill.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:27:20
She has no neck! The invred garden nome has no neck! She looks like a retarded baby that just pooped in it's diapers. WHY???
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:35:07
Those looks like new boots....and they look...nice, actually.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:38:34
INBRED GARDEN GNOME!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:42:06
White plastic go-go boots. Black fishnets. Wow. Sadly, it's an improvement
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 10:42:37
i woudn't minds hiting it 1 mo' timez, yo!
By k-infederated, on May 2, 2007 10:49:04
I don't even have a penis and mine is rejecting her. Go home! Be with your little boys and just fucking color a picture or something!
By Lale, on May 2, 2007 11:00:03
"I'd rather my penis be the secret ingredient on Iron Chef"...LMAO..UR AN ASS HAHAHA
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:00:31
Don'tcha just want to land a good roundhouse kick in that dopey smile of hers?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:12:31
Ew. Every time I think I can't have more disdain for Britney Spears, she goes and does something that makes me find a reserve I didn't know about.
By Sugraf, on May 2, 2007 11:17:26
Everyone stop lying, you all know you would still fuck Britney Spears. After all, the last guy that fucked her got $15 Mil. I'm in.
By Tyler, on May 2, 2007 11:20:03
She needs to ditch the glasses. They make her look like she has downs syndrome (SP?).
I'd hit it. Fuck it, I mean she'd probably buy me a car or something.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:37:50
I promise you I'm not lying when I say I wouldn't fuck Britney, with ANYONE'S dick. We've already seen her pussy and her saggy ass titties. She has an ugly fucking retarded looking face too. NO THANKS!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:38:53
This would have been hot three years ago
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 11:42:47
WHY did I click the thumbnails??
I DO know better.....fuck
Like staring into an eclipse....
By joejoe, on May 2, 2007 11:55:30
This site needs renaming, to GetTheeToANunnery.com ... how much longer can I stand these abominations in my RSS reader?
By brian t, on May 2, 2007 12:05:17
no one but Papa spears (or papa joe ...simpson that is...that creepy pervert) would screw her anon 1:14....she's so repulsive...why isnt she dead......WHY??!?!?!?!?!?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 2, 2007 12:15:37
These pics wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for that fucking head and that fool fuck look on her face. Grrr...!! Now, come on Twit, we're getting closer and closer...let's see you release a gang bang video of you and the boys from Folsom State Prison.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:36:48
Leave it to her to give obscurity a bad name!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:44:50
Damn. When you this much desperation it's either really funny or totally sad. Judging by my fits of laughter, I'm finding this really funny.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:55:31
Looks like this was just the other day. Now I know how she got holes in her fishnets.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:58:26
it's promises (rehab). perched on a cliff above malibu.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 14:00:57
she apparently don't own a normal sized pair of sunglasses
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:22:27
shes working for the govt.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 16:46:42
she has really unattractive breasts. if those were mine i'd wear a bra all the time so people wouldn't know how gross they really look.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:11:08
Hahah they look like amature shots taken by a 15 year old on myspace or something.
When is she going to get her chin back?
By Jimmy, on May 2, 2007 17:17:18
What? Britney bad at singing .. enough of you filthy lies. I say good day!
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 18:07:33
So has Britney just gone ahead and hired someone to stain her clothes for her?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 18:09:23
Brittany looks like me when I was a homeless alcoholic. I looked better than she did even after stumbling down skid row with my piss and shit stained pants.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:09:40
What a joke.
Those topless photos looked like something a slutty chick in the 10th grade would do.
Shitney probably had those photos 'leaked' to see how many people would be interested in seeing her naked. I'm sure your servers are still holding up fine, so I'm guessing she didn't get the response she wanted. This comeback thing must be giving her PR and marketing team aneurysms and brain tumors. *fingers crossed*
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:04:11
in the first big pic, she looks like a young tammy faye bakker.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:20:42
i think that with everyone and their mother carving up their bodies so that they too can get fake rock hard plastic silicone titties. ---it confuses people about how titties are (lol) seriously though, natural titties dont look like rock hard oranges or water baloons filled with cement, sitting just under the chicks chin.
you can tell if someone has implants because when you hug them, its like hitting a wall, whereas natural boobs squish. natural boobs are so much better for a multitude of reasons. they are soft and yes they might droop sometimes, but there is nothing like the real thing. um, ok. ill shut up now hahahaha
By boobs, on May 2, 2007 21:25:23
Why doesn't she just live into her destiny and become a porn star? that way she gets everything she wants----she gets to parade around naked, people look at her body, she gets all the sex she wants, and she gets paid for it.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 08:28:37
OMG! She is so DAMN UGLY NOW! DAMN!
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 09:47:45
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