so, I wonder if Twit is gonna grow her hair out again or keep it short? Seems like she's really diggin' the wiggin' it, so maybe she'll keep the fuzz? We need some fresh sans-wig pics.
Because we all know there's nothing sexier on South Beach than a fat, 26 year old mother of two with bad hair extensions and acne looking for her third husband.
She is such a fat load!!! I hate it when pigs like this parade around in skimpy poor-fitting clothing, with their disgusting fat rolls pouring out. She was thin and hot once, but not now - she needs to go cover herself up, and stop being photographed. It's revolting!
No, it's time to escalate - the laxatives alone aren't working. Cmon Brit, you really want a successful comeback, don't you? Now sit on a toilet while holding a basin, and stick your finger down your throat as you wait for the laxatives to work. Remember - the program doesn't work unless you WORK THE PROGRAM!
This is soooo horrible! I absolutely HATE IT that young girls still see Britney as their role model. She's a fat fucking pig!!! How can that possibly be a "role model"??? It's too bad Eva Longoria is so old, because she's just about perfect - no sickening bulges anywhere!
She obviously needs a domineering personal manager to take over complete control of her life. Hire the best people to put together a top-notch pop album, force Britney to do 1000 lip-synching rehearsals of her live show so it's perfect, and - most important - FORCE HER TO LOSE WEIGHT. For god's sake, it's a complete waste of time to book shows now, given that she looks (and acts) like a rutting cow. Maybe that laxative/puke combo is too much, but maybe not, who knows, that's not the issue: she needs to do whatever it takes. Unless she commits to that standard, she'll never be successful again as a singer or a role model.
Fuck the "comeback"! Too many times she's appeared in public looking like a disgusting fat pig. If she had any sense of shame, she'd take a look at any of these pictures, go home, and commit suicide.
Fat, 26 year old mother of two partying in South Beach? She fits right in with the locals. All she has to do is drunk-drive back to her crackerbox in Miami Lakes at, like 11:30 on Sunday morning, trying to beat her ex husband to the house so he can hand her the kids after "his" weekend ,and she's an instant local.
I wish I was clever enough to make some sort of "purple cooter" comment relating to Britney...
She def. isn't fat, but she IS hideous. And NOW I spot a pretty rough looking tan. Add leathery grandma skin. You've all seen this, right? yeah, this is Britney in 20 years (who am I kidding, in 3 years)...
Oh it's sad, it's so sad. But that "Fat Britney" thing is so dead-on. Her fans are hopeless and will be licking her cellulite even after she kicks it hoovering KFC. Sadness all around.
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Leave Your CommentSo she's become the headline act at various clubs' Karaoke Nights? That's some impressive shit right there...
By joejoe, on May 22, 2007 10:12:52
You forgot to add bald and wears cheap wigs to that list of sexy.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 10:31:51
what exactly is your idea of fat? let's see you ur pic skank!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 10:50:43
I agree she's a retard, but she really isn't fat.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 11:16:19
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070521/britney%20spears%20miami%20may%2020/bsmf1.html
Fat and out of shape.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 11:17:41
Also, don't forget this:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070521/britney%20spears%20miami%20show/bsshow2.html
and the Dunlap disease photo:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070521/britney%20spears%20miami%20show/bsshow2.html
Yeah, lipodissolve can only do so much against the Carl's junior and Mickey D's she inhales.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 11:41:11
so, I wonder if Twit is gonna grow her hair out again or keep it short? Seems like she's really diggin' the wiggin' it, so maybe she'll keep the fuzz? We need some fresh sans-wig pics.
By Timmy Tucker, on May 22, 2007 11:54:14
She is not fat. But she is a skank and she is definately drunk, high or both.
By paris has herpes, on May 22, 2007 12:59:56
She's so fucking ugly and disgusting. PLEASE RETIRE!!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:04:59
Because we all know there's nothing sexier on South Beach than a fat, 26 year old mother of two with bad hair extensions and acne looking for her third husband.
Ah ha ha, that says it all.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:40:53
She actually doesnt look bad here, but she does need a black bra. We all know she has looked alot Worse!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:47:19
She is such a fat load!!! I hate it when pigs like this parade around in skimpy poor-fitting clothing, with their disgusting fat rolls pouring out. She was thin and hot once, but not now - she needs to go cover herself up, and stop being photographed. It's revolting!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:02:04
She needs to take more of those laxitives because she's getting more chunk-a-fyed everyday.
By Trax, on May 22, 2007 14:25:46
No, it's time to escalate - the laxatives alone aren't working. Cmon Brit, you really want a successful comeback, don't you? Now sit on a toilet while holding a basin, and stick your finger down your throat as you wait for the laxatives to work. Remember - the program doesn't work unless you WORK THE PROGRAM!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:33:01
This is soooo horrible! I absolutely HATE IT that young girls still see Britney as their role model. She's a fat fucking pig!!! How can that possibly be a "role model"??? It's too bad Eva Longoria is so old, because she's just about perfect - no sickening bulges anywhere!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:37:24
She doesn't look fat in these pics, but she does look ugly and needs a fuckin bra.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:38:21
She obviously needs a domineering personal manager to take over complete control of her life. Hire the best people to put together a top-notch pop album, force Britney to do 1000 lip-synching rehearsals of her live show so it's perfect, and - most important - FORCE HER TO LOSE WEIGHT. For god's sake, it's a complete waste of time to book shows now, given that she looks (and acts) like a rutting cow. Maybe that laxative/puke combo is too much, but maybe not, who knows, that's not the issue: she needs to do whatever it takes. Unless she commits to that standard, she'll never be successful again as a singer or a role model.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:49:55
The hat just accentuates her retardedness.
By Ladeeda, on May 22, 2007 14:56:14
She has a body for radio.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 15:05:51
Her ass is so wide now! It's as if KFed shot stuff into it that never came back out.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 15:07:04
Fuck the "comeback"! Too many times she's appeared in public looking like a disgusting fat pig. If she had any sense of shame, she'd take a look at any of these pictures, go home, and commit suicide.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 15:23:19
She's ALWAYS been ugly and she will always be ugly.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 15:44:20
Man does she look rough for a 20 something year old ...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:08:38
Still not at home with her kids. No wonder celebrity children turn out so screwed up.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 20:27:16
Fat, 26 year old mother of two partying in South Beach? She fits right in with the locals. All she has to do is drunk-drive back to her crackerbox in Miami Lakes at, like 11:30 on Sunday morning, trying to beat her ex husband to the house so he can hand her the kids after "his" weekend ,and she's an instant local.
Welcome to Mi(ndless)ami, Brit Brit
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 21:25:36
How sad that the only friends are the backup dancers.
By Kacky, on May 22, 2007 21:25:58
She has Down's Syndrome....and loads of ugly.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 22:30:41
she's not fat but if she wore better clothes and more flattering stuff she'd look a lot sexier.
By Caroline, on May 23, 2007 00:14:58
Purple Hooter Shots
I wish I was clever enough to make some sort of "purple cooter" comment relating to Britney...
She def. isn't fat, but she IS hideous. And NOW I spot a pretty rough looking tan. Add leathery grandma skin. You've all seen this, right? yeah, this is Britney in 20 years (who am I kidding, in 3 years)...
http://jannis.to/uploads/nice-tan.jpg
By jenner, on May 23, 2007 05:54:50
She was dancing around like a crazy lady!!
She IS a crazy lady and I use that term "lady" very lightly.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:09:13
Oh it's sad, it's so sad. But that "Fat Britney" thing is so dead-on. Her fans are hopeless and will be licking her cellulite even after she kicks it hoovering KFC. Sadness all around.
By Dex, on May 23, 2007 12:14:26
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