But they are more attractive than the hairy buts of the readers of this board. Most of the loosers in here would be happy do die if they could get a girl looking like her.
I laughed very hard reading the description of her boobs...bad slices of pizza with one pepperoni on each sliding off the end....that shit is fuuuuunnnnyyy!!!! Wear a G-Damn bra asshole!!!!
Those PANTS! Don't these stylists (and there is at least one stylist I know of that thought these pants were da bomb) understand that having your pants drag on the ground like that is gross? People spit on the sidewalks, dogs urinate on the sidewalks, people urinate on the sidewalks!
Blech!
I guess though, considering we're talking Shitney and she's been known to walk barefoot through gas station washrooms, in this case it's acceptable.
i am fully convinced that soon this piece of trash will fade into obscurity. she does nothing interesting at all. she's just a wreck, and we're all straining to get a good look, before we drive on.
Is not wearing a bra a California thing? Or is it just an idiot thing? I am neither from California nor an idiot, but I can tell you right now, my tits are half as big as Britney's and it would cause me physical pain to let 'em hang loose all the time like that. Not to mention the psychological pain I would then experience by seeing photos of myself, but that's just me.
I actually think her face looks a bit cuter than it has lately here. She is dressing like she has her old body back but she doesn't. And the hair. How can someone with that much cash not get better extensions?
Boobs, the rest of her too....She is not pretty, she does not have a nice body but who cares, the girl cannot and does not sing her songs, than you pinheads go and support her....WHY!
Nice C-secion scar! That thing is twice as big as mine. Oh wait, she's had two kids and I've only had one, maybe that's why. But still my tummy is twice as big as her's so go figure.
I'm sure she probably used a public restroom wearing those pants, which means she dragged them through God knows what. Could you imagine the sort of person that would basically rub their cloting around on a public street or bathroom floor and then say, wear those same clothes into their home or bedroom? GROSS!
um, 13:25, this is the same girl who walked into gas station bathrooms in her BARE FEET. so for her this is actually a step up. and to answer your question as to what sort of person would do this, hello, britney is the epitome of complete, utter, total nastiness. are you new here?
"um, 13:25, this is the same girl who walked into gas station bathrooms in her BARE FEET. so for her this is actually a step up. and to answer your question as to what sort of person would do this, hello, britney is the epitome of complete, utter, total nastiness. are you new here?"
You've heard of rhetorical questions, haven't you? /sigh
What happened to her perky little tits?? Two children in two years happened to them, not neglecting to wear a bra.
I'm sure that soon enough she'll go in for a breast lift and that will be one less thing for people to bitch about. Too bad the plastic surgeon can't install a little class, elegance and good taste while he's got her on the table.
Pregnancy DID NOT ruin those boobs. They've ALWAYS been shaped like that. You just didn't see big candid pictures of her without bras as much back then. Her nipples have always hung very low on her breasts like that. They just have a very unfortunate shape. Women like her usually have their nipple and areola cut and moved higher on the breast.
Can you people who don't know anything about pregnancy please stop commenting like experts? I had two kids 3 years, and I breastfed both of them, and my breasts are still perky b-cups with no stretch marks or a flat saggy look to them. Stop trying to tell everyone all women look like saggy fat slobs (like Britney) after pregnancy. Thanks.
Me again: Britney didn't breastfeed either. She and her nanny bottle fed her kids formula which is probably another reason her kids are so fat already. /end rant
I think you're giving K-Fed far too much credit. Britney was a white trash piece of shit long before he ever entered the picture and she's been just as vile since he's left.
She's the physical embodiement of the decline and fall of the American empire, or something like that. Only thing left for her is to release a sex tape and Anna-Nicole herself into the footnotes of history.
This is what happens to you when you have too much of everything. You get tired, you stop caring, you become depressed, and if you are a chick, you stop wearing a bra or given a shit how you look. She needs to be hungry again! Remember Brit when she was still climbing to the top? We all do! But once you get there where do you go ? Only one way from the top... down! I do have a question though. After making so damn much money that you can literally wipe your butt with hundred dollar bills for the rest of your life, dont you think all of these "stars" could afford to hire someone to DRESS them? I mean seriously.. Sheik ghetto trash is not a fashion style!! Shouldnt they have PEOPLE to do this for them? I know if I had that much money I would not only hire someone to dress me but I would hire another to wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills for the rest of my life!!
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Leave Your CommentGod damn what a fugly mess.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 01:22:21
Does she ever get tired of looking like dog shit?
By Sam, on May 25, 2007 02:29:29
But they are more attractive than the hairy buts of the readers of this board. Most of the loosers in here would be happy do die if they could get a girl looking like her.
By Mr-Fakta, on May 25, 2007 03:29:33
I laughed very hard reading the description of her boobs...bad slices of pizza with one pepperoni on each sliding off the end....that shit is fuuuuunnnnyyy!!!! Wear a G-Damn bra asshole!!!!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 03:43:03
She'll never come back, she's done. Her only appearances will be on websites as a white trash ambassador.
By Phil, on May 25, 2007 04:42:01
By american fatso standard, this is pretty good looking I would say.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 05:04:18
Oh, man -- I had a jones for pizza tonight, but it's gone. Real, real gone.
By Papa John, on May 25, 2007 05:07:27
She looks like chunk from goonies in two of those pics. Its the eyes.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 05:33:36
Those PANTS! Don't these stylists (and there is at least one stylist I know of that thought these pants were da bomb) understand that having your pants drag on the ground like that is gross? People spit on the sidewalks, dogs urinate on the sidewalks, people urinate on the sidewalks!
Blech!
I guess though, considering we're talking Shitney and she's been known to walk barefoot through gas station washrooms, in this case it's acceptable.
By Vigilante, on May 25, 2007 05:54:59
I think that's how she nearly dropped her kid back in the day.
By Laurie, on May 25, 2007 06:02:42
I want to suckle on those. num num num num....
By dcar101, on May 25, 2007 06:26:33
i am fully convinced that soon this piece of trash will fade into obscurity. she does nothing interesting at all. she's just a wreck, and we're all straining to get a good look, before we drive on.
By spidey, on May 25, 2007 06:27:33
Those look like goddamn udders...
By mutterhals, on May 25, 2007 06:28:09
Is not wearing a bra a California thing? Or is it just an idiot thing? I am neither from California nor an idiot, but I can tell you right now, my tits are half as big as Britney's and it would cause me physical pain to let 'em hang loose all the time like that. Not to mention the psychological pain I would then experience by seeing photos of myself, but that's just me.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 06:50:55
Mmm... flapjacks.
By Britney's Cheetos Dealer, on May 25, 2007 06:53:22
I actually think her face looks a bit cuter than it has lately here. She is dressing like she has her old body back but she doesn't. And the hair. How can someone with that much cash not get better extensions?
By Katie, on May 25, 2007 07:02:28
Boobs, the rest of her too....She is not pretty, she does not have a nice body but who cares, the girl cannot and does not sing her songs, than you pinheads go and support her....WHY!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 07:43:42
Screw the bra, get a girdle.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 07:55:20
Well, I can see what Jamie Lynn's going to look like in the future.
By bella, on May 25, 2007 08:01:34
Well I think that, Britney´s boobs are delicious, I want see more pics of Britney´s boobs and her big nipples.
By Ovat, on May 25, 2007 08:03:35
"Reverse ps...pssss..ps..eye...How do ya'll pronounce a word that begins with p-s-y?"
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 08:52:35
when are girls going to learn that thickly applied black eyeliner looks HORRIBLE.
God, I feel like I'm back in high school when I look at her horrible make up job.
By Bobbie Brown, on May 25, 2007 08:58:13
In about 5 years she is gonna wish she wore a bra......they're going to look a LOT worse from all this hanging about...
By Wonder Bra, on May 25, 2007 09:00:11
(Shakes head)If she wore a bra more often her tits wouldnt sag so bad....
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 09:02:30
Agreed, what a fukked-up mess.
By Snooz Bar, on May 25, 2007 09:06:38
mr-fakta 06:29:33 Learn how to spell, stupid loser. So, you like shitney huh?
By chuggdog, on May 25, 2007 09:21:31
As long as the paps keep following her, we'll keep getting images shoved in our face. Please. let's just boycot her so she'll drop out of sight!
By kacky, on May 25, 2007 09:52:44
you can take the trash outta the trailer park but not the trailer parks outta the trash...
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:14:47
Nice C-secion scar! That thing is twice as big as mine. Oh wait, she's had two kids and I've only had one, maybe that's why. But still my tummy is twice as big as her's so go figure.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:21:35
I think her boobs look relatively nice..... but the pants are disgusting!!! WTF?
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:24:44
I'm sure she probably used a public restroom wearing those pants, which means she dragged them through God knows what. Could you imagine the sort of person that would basically rub their cloting around on a public street or bathroom floor and then say, wear those same clothes into their home or bedroom? GROSS!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:25:46
"I think her boobs look relatively nice"
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wow, you must have seen some really ugly breasts in your life if these look "nice" to you. i'm sorry for you.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:33:57
um, 13:25, this is the same girl who walked into gas station bathrooms in her BARE FEET. so for her this is actually a step up. and to answer your question as to what sort of person would do this, hello, britney is the epitome of complete, utter, total nastiness. are you new here?
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:37:14
meh. what's the big deal? her act was dumb when she was young and well-packaged. it's sort of unbelieveable that so many people still care so much.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:58:24
for some reason i feel like having pancakes for breakfast.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:59:07
britney: that shack on stilts in the louisiana swamp where you grew up is calling you back. please go.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:01:48
"um, 13:25, this is the same girl who walked into gas station bathrooms in her BARE FEET. so for her this is actually a step up. and to answer your question as to what sort of person would do this, hello, britney is the epitome of complete, utter, total nastiness. are you new here?"
You've heard of rhetorical questions, haven't you? /sigh
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:10:59
This chick looks more like Rosie Odonnell every day, and one Mrs Potato Head is already one too many
By x24, on May 25, 2007 11:27:29
And her EARS!! Don't forget her ears, Jenny. THose fucking things look like the're melting and falling down the sides of her head. Goddamn.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:30:42
Without words, great boobs, this girl is my sexual fantasy.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:39:58
Without words, great boobs, this girl is my sexual fantasy.
That wasn't "without words," you idiot.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:41:54
Kevin Federline.
He ruined her. For good.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:43:42
She's VILE.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:04:45
What happened to her perky little tits??
Two children in two years happened to them, not neglecting to wear a bra.
I'm sure that soon enough she'll go in for a breast lift and that will be one less thing for people to bitch about. Too bad the plastic surgeon can't install a little class, elegance and good taste while he's got her on the table.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:08:26
Pregnancy DID NOT ruin those boobs. They've ALWAYS been shaped like that. You just didn't see big candid pictures of her without bras as much back then. Her nipples have always hung very low on her breasts like that. They just have a very unfortunate shape. Women like her usually have their nipple and areola cut and moved higher on the breast.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:12:02
Can you people who don't know anything about pregnancy please stop commenting like experts? I had two kids 3 years, and I breastfed both of them, and my breasts are still perky b-cups with no stretch marks or a flat saggy look to them. Stop trying to tell everyone all women look like saggy fat slobs (like Britney) after pregnancy. Thanks.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:15:41
Me again: Britney didn't breastfeed either. She and her nanny bottle fed her kids formula which is probably another reason her kids are so fat already. /end rant
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:18:06
"Kevin Federline.
He ruined her. For good."
I think you're giving K-Fed far too much credit. Britney was a white trash piece of shit long before he ever entered the picture and she's been just as vile since he's left.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:21:33
She's the physical embodiement of the decline and fall of the American empire, or something like that. Only thing left for her is to release a sex tape and Anna-Nicole herself into the footnotes of history.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 18:50:53
This is what happens to you when you have too much of everything. You get tired, you stop caring, you become depressed, and if you are a chick, you stop wearing a bra or given a shit how you look.
She needs to be hungry again! Remember Brit when she was still climbing to the top? We all do! But once you get there where do you go ? Only one way from the top... down!
I do have a question though. After making so damn much money that you can literally wipe your butt with hundred dollar bills for the rest of your life, dont you think all of these "stars" could afford to hire someone to DRESS them? I mean seriously.. Sheik ghetto trash is not a fashion style!! Shouldnt they have PEOPLE to do this for them? I know if I had that much money I would not only hire someone to dress me but I would hire another to wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills for the rest of my life!!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 22:01:58
omg, she has millions of $, why can't she HIRE someone to buy her bras & put it on her????
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 13:35:58
I have boobs like that. I am 38 almost 39 and have 1 child. What is her excuse?!
By Julie(Redhead1969), on May 26, 2007 21:34:43
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