24 Comments:

• She peaked on "Freeway". So did Reese Witherspoon (as a unique and edgey actress, as opposed to a romantic comedy movie starlet).
  
  And Brittany Murphy does anal as a form of greeting. It's best if you get this info before meeting her.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 09:31:19

• WTF is up with her EYEBROWS?!

  By bitingontinfoil, on May 24, 2007 09:35:10

• She's hilariously stupid.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 09:37:03

• How big do you think the canker was on dude's pointer finger that was recently removed? Nice band-aid in your wedding pics.

  By JakeLeg, on May 24, 2007 09:54:46

• At least she lost that ridiculous blonde hair, it looked about as real as Victoria Beckham's prosthetic breasts.

  By x24, on May 24, 2007 10:03:35

• Hmm. Never knew she was into beaners.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:21:33

• Shes starting to look like a guy. Like someone already said; WTF is up with the hairy eyebrows? ... and yeah the blonde hair is gone, but damn. Is that hairy twat on her head any better? I think not.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:36:23

• i smell fruitcake.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:47:38

• that's really creepy how he's grabbing her around her chest. how long before the "britney beaten by controlling husband" headline...

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:49:17

• she looks older than me.

  By dinty moore, on May 24, 2007 11:17:31

• On the upside, she got skinny and remained skinny. When all else goes wrong, at least she can know that she's not disgusting-looking.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:44:16

• i think she's trying go for the audrey hepburn look from roman holiday. http://www.stanford.edu/~brooksie/Audrey/ahepburn.gif

  By echoroc, on May 24, 2007 11:59:49

• Well, maybe she'd like a Roman Helmet to go along with that look.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:05:09

• Simon Monjack is a notorious Con Artist. He's conned money out of many women and now we can thank Brittany for taking him off the scam market. Someone should have posted him on dontdatehimgirl.com!

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:13:41

• Dey Took Ar Jobs!

  By Sacrament, on May 24, 2007 12:45:17

• shes a ugly fuckin ditzy whore
  whod wanna marry that skank

  By twat funk, on May 24, 2007 12:58:32

• hah! does anal as a form of greeting, that's kinda funny.
  
  I'm not exactly a fan, but i think she's sorta cute.
  
  You people are just bitching for the sake of bitching & are nothing but a bunch of losers because of it.
  I don't know where bitterness stems from against celebs in general, but its a damn good thing you people's opinions aren't worth shit in the real world :P
  
  Would any single one of you have the guts to say stupid shit like that to her (or anyone's) face?
  
  No, i didn't think so, now shut the fuck up.
  

  By Cunx, on May 24, 2007 13:49:59

• I don't know where bitterness stems from against celebs in general, but its a damn good thing you people's opinions aren't worth shit in the real world :P
  Would any single one of you have the guts to say stupid shit like that to her (or anyone's) face?
  By Cunx, on May 24, 2007 16:49:59
  
  You're right. Because the world these over-inflated egomaniacs live in is the "real world," right?
  
  And yes, I would say what I think to their faces. The bathroom stinks after they take a dump, just like the rest of us.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:28:54

• what is up with you fucking assholes calling people who are over 100lbs fat? i hope you die

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:17:45

• I don't know which one of them is creepier.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:19:23

• When asked if she married him to keep him in the country her response was "I'yllllll nehhhverrr teyyylllll"
  
  Sorry, I couldn't resist.
  
  Does anyone else think she looks like an old, creepy Alyssa Milano. The irony is that good ol' Samantha Micelli is probably 10 years older than this piece of work.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 18:21:29

• I am so saddened by these photographs. Simon dated my sister for a year. He totally mistreated and abused her. He sent her back to us without a cent to her name. He is the biggest conartist I have ever met. We were in his apartment, 4 Lyle Street, Knitghtsbridge, were he swore to me and my husband that he was going to marry my sister. He also promised her the part of Edie Sedgwick and said that she reminded him of her. He also told my husband that he is the driver of the safety car in the Manaco Grand Prix and invited us to Monaco and my husband to join him in the driver seat of the safety car. He lied to us about so many things. I still have his number on my mobile (kept it for proof). I have never been taken for a ride by such a man as this psyciopath before. Have a wonderful marriage Brittany!
  xm

  By anonymous, on June 9, 2007 15:04:42

• I found the comment from the person whose sister was jilted by Simon quite touching. It inspired me to assure anyone who might be reading this that ever negative word you have been reading about Simon is true. I know the guy. A bona fide sociopath, without a conscience, and a compulsive liar. I have never met anyone like him. He has hurt so many people. He makes up the most outrageous lies about himself, and people believe them because he does them with a straight face and an English accent. Poor Brittany, she is as innnocent as a child and will pay bitterly for this mistake. Every woman he has ever loved/duped is left broke and emotionally ravaged.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 08:41:25

• QANKERS!

  By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 04:03:29