Brooke Hogan is a Monster

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  1. She's like a cross between Jessica and Britney.

    I'd still hit it. As long as she didn't call me a Hulkamaniac.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:31:58

  2. I think she looks good and she is one of the last teen pop stars out there with good morals. So what if she's tall. She is still a very pretty and intelligent young woman.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:35:57

  3. As overprotective as Hulk is, I'm surprised he lets her walk around like this.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:38:42

  4. Well, these are definitely better than some of the earlier pictures of her. But, Da-yum...it looks like she's packing meat in some of those shots.

    By ShrekyumsHank, on May 7, 2007 11:42:14

  5. I think she looks awesome! What is wrong with everyone today? Either someone is too skinny or too fat. Brooke actually has a female body.....curves and some meat on her bones. Shame on anyone who says different. People have eating disorders from assholes who say stuff like that.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:50:42

  6. i think her body is bangin actually

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:52:21

  7. she just young, toned, and thin with good genetics (ie: no cellulite). i'm guesstimating that she works quite hard at having her body, unlike the likes of lindsay, tara, britney, etc., who use the "snort a line or five" diet and therefore still have flab.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 11:59:25

  8. She's a tranny just like her mom.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:02:26

  9. I think she looks great. Just because she doesn't look like a skeleton you call her a "beast" and a man? I just think its wrong to beat this woman down for her looks when she looks awesome!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:10:26

  10. yeah 14:35:57 you can see those good morals right there in those pics...

    By Sacrament, on May 7, 2007 12:13:50

  11. Who has a bigger penis - her or Chyna?

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:14:35

  12. The Tranny Defense League is out in full force today!

    By MeThreeI, on May 7, 2007 12:15:14

  13. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her. HOTT!!!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:19:20

  14. "Tranny Defense League"

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:20:09

  15. I don't care what anybody says but she looks fucking hot as hell!!! Those thick ass legs look so smooth and her toned tight ass, hot damn I'd hit that shit like no tomorrow

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:22:53

  16. Mixed tag team with Dad!!!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:24:13

  17. Shes a big girl.....80% of the US is over weight. She's not but, not attractive to me either however, its like everybodys kid gets to have a CD. The music business has less credibility than boxing.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:29:29

  18. Is it me, or does the dude in pic 3 look like he's got half a chub? Bow chicka bow wow, indeed.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:38:41

  19. I don't get it. On her show her parents act all high and mighty and overprotective BUT WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE? She's prancing around in underwear with 2 horndogs drooling all over her! Yeah we should REALLY take her seriously as a performer, what a joke.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 12:51:40

  20. Brooke Hogan is a she-male. Question is, how did she hide her penis? Amazing.

    By dm, on May 7, 2007 12:52:48

  21. And I thought giselle bundchen was the only girl that looks like a man. Brooke Hogan is just disgusting.

    By dino, on May 7, 2007 13:08:31

  22. I thinks she looks hot. I'd fuck her hard all night. Her ass looks great, she's not fat she's just ain't petite.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:08:44

  23. At least she's not a Thai tranny.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:10:33

  24. kudos to brooke for fixin the body.....now what about the face

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:12:43

  25. her skin loox airbrushed...incredible artists can make any skin look flawless without photoshop

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:14:35

  26. 14:35 "...she is one of the last teen pop stars out there..."

    Brooke Hogan is a teen pop star? WTF?

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:16:54

  27. Brooke looks amazing. She's got an amazing toned body without being too much of a twig... but she has a personality that is unlike most young female celebrities... which is a good thing. She's the only one that seems real... & give it to her, she can sing.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:21:41

  28. 16:21, I'm truly sorry for you if you think that nasal whine is good singing. Is it just terrible being tone-deaf and in denial? It must be...

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 13:32:00

  29. I feel sorry for guys who are afraid of big strong girls. Think of it as a challenge. A good, wholesome, fun challenge. Or, stay on the porch with the small dogs.

    By Ryno, on May 7, 2007 13:53:15

  30. OK, she's not the prettiest girl out there, but I admire her for the body she has obviously worked out a lot to get! I have no idea about her singing, though, and no real desire to find out.

    By july jones, on May 7, 2007 14:07:19

  31. she has a lovely fit body... good for her.

    By joehawkins, on May 7, 2007 14:18:52

  32. she lokks really good and toned. shes just really tall. you guys are just used to the 5 foot celebrity. shes young and will grow into her features. most of hollywoods leading ladies looked like crap when they were young. for example, jennifer lopez, nicole kidman ,halie berry. all of them looked so gross in their younger years.

    By madfan30, on May 7, 2007 14:23:48

  33. no opinion on the body, but that outfit is really bad. some mutant cross between workout wear and a bikini for performing on stage? ridiculous.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 14:42:20

  34. She is toned and strong with beautiful legs. I don't even like her, but at least I can admit it!! LOL

    By Kari, on May 7, 2007 14:56:18

  35. I'd totally do her. I'd love it if she walked into my room, ripped off her yellow tank-top and went "Oh Yeeeeeah!"

    By BigNikkiK, on May 7, 2007 14:59:12

  36. the guy has a boner lol

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 15:18:23

  37. Like others here with realistic standards, I would cheerfully bang her all night. That said, two things come to mind: George Costanza's fantasy of doing it with an amazon woman, and campy 50's movie "Attack of the 50ft Woman."

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 15:39:04

  38. ahahahahahahahaha...toned...ahahahahahahahaha

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 7, 2007 15:48:42

  39. Genetics are a bitch...she can't help that her Dad is over 6"5...there are always jokes on here that she is a he/she...she looks great...she has an amazing ass!!!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 15:48:57

  40. She has no cellulite because she's a freaking CHILD! she's probably only been menstruating 2 years...give her some time...it'll happen.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 16:06:45

  41. I think she looks great! There is something to be said for a girl who works out to look toned instead of emaciated. This girl really doesnt deserve the critiscism, aside from dressing a bit risque, she actually seems like a good person. Thin women with big boobs is not the norm. I like her for promoting healthy as sexy. Not plastic and tiny.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 16:24:42

  42. @madfan30,

    Are you suggesting that this shemale is going to be a "leading lady"? BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 18:34:55

  43. Built, For, Sex.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 18:50:40

  44. Umm isn't she like 16 years old? I can't believe the Hulk as overprotected as he seems would let his teenage daughter on stage with her ass hanging out like that.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 19:14:01

  45. Whoa, looks like the guy in the third picture has a boner there.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 20:34:23

  46. The funny thing is all the dudes dissing her are slugs still living in their parent's basement and couldn't get an attractive woman to piss on them if they were on fire.

    By Taylor, on May 7, 2007 20:48:15

  47. Come on, would guys really care for the outfit?? She looks fantastic from where I stand. Now, what's up with the 4th pic? That dude seems to be fingering her onstage!

    And agreed: built for sex. Don't ask for fashion, brains, acting, nothing like that.
    Built. For. Sex.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 21:01:19

  48. That's her brother behind her.

    Yes, her brother.

    Obviously checking out her ass.

    For once, watching a few episodes of Hulk Hogan's reality show comes in handy, and it's to know that the guy gawking at Brooke's ass in picture 3 is her own brother.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 21:21:28

  49. EW look at picture number 4 that looks so wrong in so many ways. what the hell is that guy doing lmao look at his toungue

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 22:15:47

  50. HER MUSIC SUCKS ASS IS HORRIBLE ,SHE NEEDS TO SING SOME ROCK SONGS AND STOP THAT HIP POP SHIT ,AND THEN HER CD'S WILL SELL ,THAT UGLY DUDE HAS A HARD ON HE THINKS HIS LIL COCK IS GOING TO BE IN HER ASS BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE FUCKING HIM SHE WILL STRAP ONE ON

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 23:21:24

  51. Why is ANYONE...(including her brother) stating at her ass? Girl needs ass implants. and she should maybe switch to pilates and yoga instead of whatever the hell excersize is making her look like a goddamn he-man.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 23:32:57

  52. Her brother is not in any of these fotographs, the guys behind her are dancers, you should see an optometrist anon 21:28
    again, she is unsightly, grotesquely built and quite over weight for a person of her stature

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 7, 2007 23:52:36

  53. For Brooke to be as tall as she is(6ft), I think she is proportional in all areas. So what if she isnt skinny as toothpick.She isnt as fat as a cow either!She is in great shape...
    To the morons who think the dude in the picture is her brother..take another look! If you REALLY knew the least bit about Brooke OR her family, you would know this.
    Brooke I think you are doing great! You go girl! Keep up the good work!

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 00:52:43

  54. Now THAT is the perfect (if you insist:) girl for a closeted gay. If you'd f*ck her from behind - it's not getting any more authentic to do a man than that.
    No wait - doggiestyle she will probably look WAY MORE manly than any gay.

    By die Krautsalaten, on May 8, 2007 01:29:18

  55. I love that you referenced Nitro! I met him at a bar in LA and he randomly boght drinks for me and all my friends. We tried getting him to bust out the American Gladiator moves, but he pussied out...

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 02:28:48

  56. I am so sick of her bullshit. She's so intent on making herself seem so pure and virginal on her suck-ass show, but then she performs and dresses like this? She's wearing shorts so skimpy and tight you can almost make out every detail of her anatomy. Seriously, she could just take the shorts off and let her pussy flaps fly in the wind and it wouldn't make much of a difference. Stupid whore.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 06:11:08

  57. Anon 00:21, that is not her brother, you fucking tool. Her brother looks nothing like that. It's just a back-up dancer.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 07:10:22

  58. All the people being so protective of her and calling her intelligent and with good morals. Can I get some sort of example here that demonstrates this? I mean apart from her dancing on stage in bra and undies .. which .. like .. omg .. such good morals and obviously she's about to get her PhD ...

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 08:28:05

  59. it's like this: the only way to make good on daddy's name is to act like a slut and get tons of work done, even though she is still ugly.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 09:00:54

  60. Why is it if a women is athletic and strong she is called a man;she has no body fat and is built very strong. I think she look good.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 10:38:56

  61. That's what happens when you grow up hanging around the mostly naked women of Wrestling. Of course she doesn't have CELLULITE..she's RICH. Duh. By 18, most Hollwood stars have had like 7 proceedures from nose jobs, to lip puffs, cellulite reduction, tummy tucks, contouring, implants, etc. BTW, her shorts are WAY too tight/small she needed at least a size or two bigger Yikes!

    By BLONDIEGIRL, on May 8, 2007 11:20:50

  62. She looks like a tranny just like her mom does. Her mom is FUGLY! Brooke will look just like her in a few years.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 13:42:28

  63. Okay...so now having cellulite is good on a female?
    I do not get it...because when a female DOES have cellulite we diss her....and when she DOES NOT have it...we diss her too?
    I'm a little confused now..

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 16:42:25

  64. These white celebrity women are almost as bad as rapper these days. All they have to offer is showing off their asses. One day someone will call white women tramps and then Carmen Electra and pamela anderson will start demanding respect.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 16:48:19

  65. There is a poll here where you can vote if Brooke is Sexy or ugly. Go vote: http://jen-makes-u-smile.blogspot.com/2007/05/brooke-hogan-doesnt-wear-too-much.html

    By Hulk Hogan, on May 8, 2007 18:10:34

  66. yeah, it's a bit desperate-looking. c'mon sweetie, you're like 17. i would kill someone for those thighs though.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:13:48

  67. as overprotective as the Hulk seems on his show, you wonder how she got away with something like this. although she wears skimpy outfits on the show, and yet, he let's the show air anyway. it's all an act with him i guess.

    she looks like white trash, but not a man.

    By loretta, on May 20, 2007 16:24:55

  68. The girl is an adult, she can dress whichever way she wants for those of you who keep mentioning how she's only 16.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 11:46:57

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