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Bruce Willis is a Pimp

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She's all plastic tho, if you see her nude pics she's got cockeyed tits, most of her shots as a result aren't straight on anyway. But of course I'd hit it with the quickness

By Steve, on May 16, 2007 10:07:58
my new hero

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:19:11
good enough for a couple months of fucking

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:31:53
Hey, this is one of the benefits of being famous and single. Ashton Kucher is famous, but no longer single, so he really cut himself out of a lot fun just so he could be with an older woman.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:33:41
Weird that they photoshopped out her knees in that first picture. Not that anyone's looking at THEM anyway, but what could be wrong enough to need knees photoshopped?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 10:41:30
Bastard,, Bruce throw it in for me one time,, and say.... You love that cock,, dont you??

By burntfinger, on May 16, 2007 10:43:53
The difference between Rumer and this girl is that this girl looks like a girl (not like G.I. Jane after a post-roid chub out).

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 11:19:31
It's not his face or his penis that she loves. It's his bank account.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 11:54:34
Studdering bastard gets a ton of young chicks. She's not extremely pretty, but she's young and has a hell of a body. I don't really understand these girls, but... good for him, I guess.

To this day, I must mention, I get the biggest boner when watching Color of the Night with that hot hot hot girl whatever her name is. Weird looking chick, but so fucking sexy. Studdering bastard got to sniff her crotch and rub his wee-wee on her. Man...

And, yes, Ashton Kutcher is a retard.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:07:57
Still love Bruce Willis. Always have. Always will.

In my fantasies, he punches Sean Penn in the mouth right before we have hot monkey sex. Then he saves the world.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:41:28
Rumor has it (Rumer has it?) the cigar plays an integral role in each of Bruce's sexual encounters.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:45:15
Bruce Willis is the coolest guy in hollywood. He mingles with croney fan boys (at aint it cool dot com), make movies about killing terrorists, bangs whomever he pleases, bad-mouths other stars and dares them to say anything back, isn't flashy and he probably sweats cologne.
btw, 14:54:34, if it were only money that these beeotches are after, there are way richer dudes up and down the geriatric department hallways at Cedar Sinai in Beverly Hills.

By i don't like you in any way, on May 16, 2007 12:47:23
Bruce picks up all the honeys who need a sug-daddy. .. he makes a good father figure. YippeeKaiYeah motherfuckers !

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:50:24
Bruce Willis is a stud. I love him.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:51:29
"Jesus, Bruce Willis' penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it's seen more 20 year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn around he's rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the Millennium Falcon. Score!"

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, that is $$. You are a verbal genius, Todd.

By Jester959, on May 16, 2007 12:54:25
damn-- and i was just gonna say how they looked real!!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:27:07
Dayyyyum, she's gorgeous. Why shouldn't Bruce date young hotties like this if he can? As long as there are older men with money, there will always be hot, young whores like this ready to go along for the ride.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:58:51
Don't like Brucey but that second quote almost makes me dislike him much less.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:06:58
Oh crap that is some plastic right there. But Bruce Willis is soooo the hotness. *sighs*

By Melpomene, on May 16, 2007 14:30:29
I just fell in love with Bruce Willis because of what he said about actors keeping their mouth shut. I love YOU BRUCE!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:50:25
He exudes sex appeal.
Something about a man that literally emits testosterone and masculinity makes me cream my panties, and that man is Bruce.
Never mind that he's a dynamic actor and says what he means (which is more than most of the post-op barbies and homos in the industry of late can say)... there's no rumours of hormone-patch wearing or cock-boositng enhancements.

I'd fuck him til his eyes rolled back in his head.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 15:07:00
NO RESPECT for that man!!!
He sure isn't with a 23yr old for her brains!!!
At 52, he's sucking and fucking...and then falling asleep!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:00:32
NO RESPECT for that man!!!
He sure isn't with a 23yr old for her brains!!!
At 52, he's sucking and fucking...and then falling asleep!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:00:43
I like Bruce and the fact he has some humility about being an actor, but dating 23year old bimboes at 52? Guess he's not much of a conversationalist.
Something a little pathetic and sad about that; not that he's crying, I'm sure, but there must be moments, like when he has to endure some dumb broad's insights into the latest reality TV shitfest so that she'll let him fuck her later on, where he must think to himself "Man... what the fu-ck am I doing here?"

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:12:16
Older men with younger women; older women with younger men - why the hell should it be different for celebrities - hey - as long as it works who are YOU to judge? As for the model - looks arent everything. As for Demi - who cares how much "work" she's had done, the model will be doing the same damn thing when she gets older.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:13:58
NO RESPECT for that man!!!
He sure isn't with a 23yr old for her brains!!!
At 52, he's sucking and fucking...and then falling asleep!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 19:00:43

Does she honestly look like a girl with brains that you'd bring home to mom?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 18:35:06
I LOVE that she says she doesn't "mind the bald head" - like, she'll let it go because he's rich.

"Yeah, I don't mind the herpes sores, but just because he wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills..."

By Cate, on May 17, 2007 06:58:47
I think it's funny that Bruce says "have you heard anything good come out of an actor's mouth?" and then, in the same fucking rant, concedes that something has.

If more of his colleagues gave money to the Republican party like he does I'm sure his opinion would be different.

By ihateemo, on May 17, 2007 08:57:18
bruce you are a role model to all us aging bald guys. bone here once for me pal.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 09:12:13
wow another GOLD DIGGER WHORE who finds a rich older dude how original ,she must need money cus her playboy shit is not paying out hey there is porno movies the girls say that you can make 15 thou a month so do that whore and stop beggin for money from older dudes

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 22:55:44
Bruce's plan - DIE HARD.

By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 06:30:46
she is very yucky. alot of those fake chicks in mags are actually not goodlooking they just have sex appeal. Its hard to find a TRUE beauty(and no, im not talking inner beauty) but that matters too... if you dont have testes.

By anonymous, on May 20, 2007 16:45:07
holy shit shes fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Goomba, on May 23, 2007 17:14:51