19 Comments:

• Maxim blows. I dont think there are many men out there who think Lohan is #1....that is just complete bullshit. But then again, this is the same magazine that put Sarah Silverman on the cover and in the top 30...eek, she is a dog.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:03:43

• I agree, Maxim blows. I stopped reading that after 2 issues. Pure junk. Any magazine that lists Blohan as #1 is full of crap. Blohan is #1 at getting media attention (for the life of me why do they even bother with her). Also, any guy that wastes his time with that slut is due what he gets from her (including venerial diseases).

  By Mr. T, on May 17, 2007 12:25:08

• You know, hot people aren't supposed to be so damn scowly. Hot people are supposed to imply sex, which is theoretically pleasurable. Shouldn't it follow that "hot" people's faces should exude some sense of this pleasure?
  
  Basically...Maxim is gay, and Lindsay is more pinched-looking than a bleached asshole.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:25:14

• Yeah, Sarah Silverman sucks donkey ass and is not funny. I'm just waiting for the article where Coke-Whore Lindsay has killed over. Any other article on her is just wasted.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:27:05

• If she's #1, why isn't Gollam on the list.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:29:30

• Lohan looks really pissed off. She has Gollum on a short leash. It's great.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:37:44

• So if someone has a different opinion about who's hot than you do, that other person must be gay?
  
  Hmmm. Hadn't gotten the memo that it worked like that.
  
  Besides, every one knows the maxim list is just who they feel like making number 1. Hence eva longoria winning it two years in a row. I doubt there are very many horny college guys watching desperate housewives.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 12:50:35

• Gollum! ha ha ha ha! Perfect name for this liver-lipped peckerhead. Who are these "models" he's collecting numbers from; the ones standing on street corners?

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 13:34:22

• I can't believe how haggard Lindsay is looking these days. She's only 20!??! She's going to look like Melanie Griffith does in about ten years its a damn shame. I have red hair too and sunscreen is why I still get carded at 30. That, and not doing piles of coke every night.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 14:17:57

• Is Maxim a magazine for comedians, where they can collect new material for their stand-up? Because this has to be a joke.
  
  And did she have some kind of plastic surgery on her forehead? Or has she always had perma-frown? Even when the bottom half of her face is smiling, the top half is frowning. What's up with that?

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 14:40:35

• Looking at Maxim's number 1 pic of her just reaffirms my latest sentiment that she looks horrible as a blonde. She ain't working in like Marilyn so I don't know why she won't just be a redhead. I also don't know why she won't just be dead.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 14:42:24

• Looking at Maxim's number 1 pic of her just reaffirms my latest sentiment that she looks horrible as a blonde. She ain't working it like Marilyn so I don't know why she won't just be a redhead. I also don't know why she won't just be dead.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 14:42:45

• Hmmm. Hadn't gotten the memo that it worked like that.
  
  Geez, how gay.

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 15:30:15

• It was just foreplay. That is how crazy coke whores get "in the mood".

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 15:44:19

• I know I'm gonna get read the riot act for this, but if I wasn't scared of getting the herps or her vagina swallowing me whole, I'd fuck Hohan. For all the cokewhorery, she's still pretty hot and her psychosis makes it seem like she'd be wild in the sack. Better her than Shitney.

  By Dex, on May 17, 2007 16:34:12

• not getting MAXIM ever again they suck ass how the hell can lindsay be number 1 are they fucking crazy ,stupid bastards and the dude is bored with lindsay because he is gay he is a male model duh, maybe he thought lindsay had a dick

  By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 22:38:22

• She's probably an friggin crazy animal in bed. I'd take a stab at her... as long as she got her ass in a cab the next morning.

  By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 06:25:03

• There is NO WAY Lohan is good in bed. She is far too egotistical. She'd be looking at herself in the mirror the whole time (and not in a good "let's do it in front of a mirror" way) or she'd be afraid of messing up her hair & make-up, or she'd be way too coked out to really pay much attention.
  
  AND you just KNOW she smells - I don't even wanna think of what it smells like down there, ugh.
  
  But if any of you DO fuck her, please report back here. Thank you. ;)

  By jenner, on May 18, 2007 10:36:19

• "Best thing to watch being melt in hot lava". There you go.
  
  I've just lost the little respect I had for Maxim. And I used to have it because they don't bring their women truly naked ("little"), but at least they looked nice ("respect").

  By anonymous, on May 19, 2007 22:52:08