Yawn. Neither of these clowns are even attractive. It just goes to show that there will always be someone as horny as you are ugly. Hey, I guess there is hope for Kelly Clarkson!
There's absolutely no chance that Generic Blondegirl - oops, I mean Sara Kova - is trying to hitch a ride on the LL publicity wagon. I believe every word of this story.
All whores all the time...cannot these ladies/ keep their pants zipped and their mouth shut. This entire Hollywood b.s. with the competiion, etc. sounds so high-school.
Hey, if he's the ONE, then I hope Camul or Calum or whatever actually marries Lohan and they have a couple of babies... just like Spears and Federline.
Who took those modeling pics? Looks like they were snapped by her little brother with a Kodak disposable.
I guess that's about as famous as this stupid cunt is going to get. Wow, what a claim to fame---to be the ho that Lindsay Lohan's dirtbag bf felt up on the sly. Even if it's true, shut your face, slutbag.
I agree, but it's completely hopeless - the media has decided otherwise. Guess who's #1 on the Maxim Hot 100 for 2007? Yup...
"1. Lindsay Lohan Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one."
"i was like, just getting done peeing, and this like, guy... he just walked up and bent me over and stuck his cock in me. I was like, woah, cuz it was like cute and stuff, and he like super hot, so i giggled then he took it out and left. when i went back out to the dancefloor there he was, like, with his cock totally like, stuck in that lohan bitch. i was like, totally sad"
I was just reading about how Michael Jordan hit on this girl the same night. He intorduced himself as "Leroy" or something. I think this chick is full of it, trying to become something, but, in reality, she is a standard everyday trailer park attention seeking talentless whore.
Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List Tuesday May 15 8:24 AM ET
Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.
The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."
ADVERTISEMENT Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.
The cover of the Hot-100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.
Dear Lindsay, Think Cherlize Theron please. Change your image quick as you have replaced Tara Reid. Go back to the dark red hair which everyone loved about you. He is not the "one".
Calum Best is the son of George Best, one of the most talented players in English football and also a notorious drunk and womaniser. He died a couple years ago in London, at the age of 58, from a kidney infection, a side-effect of the immuno-suppressive drugs he was required to take after a liver transplant. His son is a reality TV d-lister nobody, basically.
OMG Sara Kova Looks a lot like the Nanny Jude Lawy fucked! SO FUGLY and Lohan is a JOKE! i hope her career crubmles- and FAST she doesn;t deserve the spotlight anymore...
OMG Sara Kova Looks a lot like the Nanny Jude Laws fucked! SO FUGLY and Lohan is a JOKE! i hope her career crumbles- and FAST she doesn't deserve the spotlight anymore...
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Leave Your CommentYawn. Neither of these clowns are even attractive. It just goes to show that there will always be someone as horny as you are ugly. Hey, I guess there is hope for Kelly Clarkson!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:17:51
I can see why he'd want to press her against his crotch.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:18:56
There's absolutely no chance that Generic Blondegirl - oops, I mean Sara Kova - is trying to hitch a ride on the LL publicity wagon. I believe every word of this story.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:21:41
Lindsay Lohan is an average slut, and even Calum knows that. He's already bored with her loose freckled firecrotch.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:22:46
All whores all the time...cannot these ladies/ keep their pants zipped and their mouth shut. This entire Hollywood b.s. with the competiion, etc. sounds so high-school.
anon 13:21, sounds about right.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:26:34
Both these girls are ugly. Calum has LOW standards.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:27:58
Those pictures look like they were taken with a point and shoot. I don't know how you guys even found photos of her, she's so damn obscure.
By Viv, on May 15, 2007 10:32:01
Wow, Sara Kova.
"Hey, Beavis...I think I just innoculated or something..."
By Butthead, on May 15, 2007 10:32:28
Hey, if he's the ONE, then I hope Camul or Calum or whatever actually marries Lohan and they have a couple of babies... just like Spears and Federline.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:37:13
Who took those modeling pics? Looks like they were snapped by her little brother with a Kodak disposable.
I guess that's about as famous as this stupid cunt is going to get. Wow, what a claim to fame---to be the ho that Lindsay Lohan's dirtbag bf felt up on the sly. Even if it's true, shut your face, slutbag.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:51:38
"Lindsay Lohan is an average slut"
I agree, but it's completely hopeless - the media has decided otherwise. Guess who's #1 on the Maxim Hot 100 for 2007? Yup...
"1. Lindsay Lohan
Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one."
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:57:05
Wow. It looks like anyone can be a "model" these days...that Sara Kova nobody looks like she eats Purina. Woof!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:02:14
Lindsay and Sara are both fugly. I'm shocked either of them could be models or called "hot".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:15:05
Is it just me, or isn't the natural response to being manhandeld by a stranger kneeing him in the crotch?
Also, Maxim is out of their fucking mind. I can't believe they are putting Lindsay Lohan and Sophia Lauren/Ann Margeret in the same sentence ... god
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:15:55
Holy fuck, when did Elliot Mintz start writing for Maxim? The guy gets around more than Paris lately.
By Vigilante, on May 15, 2007 11:23:48
I don't know wtf is wrong with you but Sara Kova's fuckin hot. Lindsay is just an attention whore.
The fact that she's # 1 scares me.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:46:39
Yay, Calum is the ONE! Finally we'll be saved from this damn Matrix!!!
And this chick reminds me of Tara Reid for some reason. Maybe because she's apparently a drunken slut?!?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:09:06
"i was like, just getting done peeing, and this like, guy... he just walked up and bent me over and stuck his cock in me. I was like, woah, cuz it was like cute and stuff, and he like super hot, so i giggled then he took it out and left. when i went back out to the dancefloor there he was, like, with his cock totally like, stuck in that lohan bitch. i was like, totally sad"
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:16:13
Christ! Is every ok looking chick with a decent body a "model" these days? Give me a friggin break.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:21:45
She's fucking ugly. That's all.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:32:21
How can anyone love this anorexic crack-ho? Just seeing Lindsay Lohan face make me wanna puke
By Dooky, on May 15, 2007 12:55:59
I was just reading about how Michael Jordan hit on this girl the same night. He intorduced himself as "Leroy" or something. I think this chick is full of it, trying to become something, but, in reality, she is a standard everyday trailer park attention seeking talentless whore.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:58:42
Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List
Tuesday May 15 8:24 AM ET
Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.
The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."
ADVERTISEMENT
Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.
The cover of the Hot-100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.
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By Bullshit!, on May 15, 2007 13:38:13
SARA KOVA IS A BUTTERFACE WHO ISN'T SO MUCH A BUTTERFACE AS AN ATLEASTITSBETTERTHANTHEBODY
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 17:11:29
Dear Lindsay, Think Cherlize Theron please. Change your image quick as you have replaced Tara Reid. Go back to the dark red hair which everyone loved about you. He is not the "one".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 18:16:40
as others have said, sara kova is clearly using lohan for publicity.
By vapidity, on May 15, 2007 19:22:47
Calum Best is the son of George Best, one of the most talented players in English football and also a notorious drunk and womaniser. He died a couple years ago in London, at the age of 58, from a kidney infection, a side-effect of the immuno-suppressive drugs he was required to take after a liver transplant.
His son is a reality TV d-lister nobody, basically.
By FYI, on May 16, 2007 15:56:25
OMG Sara Kova Looks a lot like the Nanny Jude Lawy fucked! SO FUGLY and Lohan is a JOKE! i hope her career crubmles- and FAST she doesn;t deserve the spotlight anymore...
By Wylie Hymen, on May 16, 2007 20:45:37
OMG Sara Kova Looks a lot like the Nanny Jude Laws fucked! SO FUGLY and Lohan is a JOKE! i hope her career crumbles- and FAST she doesn't deserve the spotlight anymore...
By Wylie Hymen, on May 16, 2007 20:46:00
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