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Cameron Diaz is Still Crying

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Damn is it just me or does she look a bit buff in those pics? A little like she's done a cycle of roids or something??

She's still one of the hottest chics out there, but damn now she can probably kick my ass.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:03:06
I don't understand the allure of Justin Timberlake. He's kind of dweeby and hairy. And makes horrible music. And had his weiner in Britney. I guess he's rich?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:18:31
check out the Hugh G. Rection story below, apparently lots of girls (and plenty of gays) are into the hairy look. Grosssssssssss...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:43:15
How could he have looked in Cameron's eyes and said he didn't love her anymore? Especially after her head spun around 360 degrees and she growled "the piglet must die".

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:46:59
Kate Hudson has the chest of a 13 year old, male, thai prostitute. That is to say, flat, hairless, and probably twice jizzed upon by gay Timerlake.

By i don't like you in any way, on May 16, 2007 12:49:10
My dream threesome: me, JT and Jessica Biel.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 12:49:38
Cameron would be soooo jealous if you posted pictures of Justin giving Jessica a handjob. I'd bet he would look very practiced.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:02:13
"check out the Hugh G. Rection story below, apparently lots of girls (and plenty of gays) are into the hairy look. Grosssssssssss..."

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Gay men shave their chest because they are gay. Straight women like men who look like heterosexual men and like to have sex with them. Do you get it now?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:06:38
Damn, Justin is really getting on with things. Good on ya, mate!

By tin cans, on May 16, 2007 13:10:15
am i the only one that thinks jessica biel looks like a monkey?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:13:32
Go away Britney and Cameron fans! Justin upgraded and is FINALLY dating a hot piece of ass, so get the fuck over it already. Nice work Justin!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:15:49
"Gay men shave their chest because they are gay. Straight women like men who look like heterosexual men and like to have sex with them. Do you get it now?"

"get it"? what's "it" - circular logic? empty prose? the posturing of an airhead? help me out here, please, and this time try to do more than string together similar types of words. i need to believe that our educational system is not a complete failure.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:24:19
Justin's hairy look wouldn't be so bad if he didn't give out such a gay vibe. Although it's a mistake to think that shaved=gay, because hairy dudes are popular on the gay scene, as apparently they are on the online/fat/aging/stretchmarked straight scene.

By Robin Williams, on May 16, 2007 13:29:50
Maybe I can help?

Men [who aren't swimmers] who shave their chests = GAY

Men who don't shave their chests = STRAIGHT

By helper, on May 16, 2007 13:30:16
Does that count if you shave your balls??

By burntfinger, on May 16, 2007 13:36:33
I agree that the hairyness makes Justin look less attractive, as it does for most hairy guys. Hugh Jackson is an exception, because it goes with his overall rugged muscular he-man look. Maybe 1% of hairy guys look like that. The rest are either hairy weenies like Justin, or - much more likely - hairy-bellies like...well...y'all got mirrors, right?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:38:40
Damn, too bad Jessica obviously doesn't have a brain to go with that smokin' hot bod. I can't imagine anyone wanting to be with JTmonchichi. He is so fucking gross. He and Shitney deserve each other. They both always look like they need a bath and some deodorant.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:39:08
I'm very hairy, and I only shave the rim of my anus, to achieve that "pop-out" visual effect. And I'm very straight.

By Colin Farrell, on May 16, 2007 13:40:28
I agree with 16:38 comment. Hugh Jackman has the 'perfect' amount of hair and it works on him, he wouldn't be as sexy without it, but Justin is just kinda awkward and messy looking, so it doesn't make him look sexy in the same way.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 13:44:53
All 3 of those people have something in common: they all enjoy chugging cock.

By J-Bird, on May 16, 2007 13:58:31
One of these days Justin will say something truly mean about Cameron, and she'll go public with the details of the time they had to go to the ER to remove a large object lodged in his rectum. Probably some type of MTV video award.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:04:39
Justin definitely has an unattractive weasel-hair look. It's a lot different from Hairy Hugh, who's ok, although I'd like him a lot better after a round or two of chemo.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:07:11
Love it ..love it.. Justin deserved a way hotter, way YOUNGER, CONFIDENT girl..you can tell Cameron was all needy,and pathetic..it oozed out of her..lol so old yet sooo PATHETIC..and NOT cute.. and NO BODY AT ALL..oh yea and a big ol' nose..lol even after surgery..lol lol...tan fea!(ugly)

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 14:37:19
OK, true enough, shaving your chest IS just a little bit gay and I hate straight guys that try to claim it isn't. But I know gay guys who don't shave anything, and as a dude who likes dudes (and ladies), I actually prefer a more nature look to the shaved, waxed, buffed thing too many guys (gay, straight, whatever) have going on today.

That being said, Justin Timberlake is so fucking overrated in every department it makes me ill. The last time he looked sexy was that Herb Ritz shoot he did right before Herb died. That was five years ago. Now he just bugs.

By Dex, on May 16, 2007 14:59:29
JT = tofu of the music biz.

White, flavourless, pairs well with whatever you mis him with but won't ever make it on it's own.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 15:08:34
Are you kidding me? They probably hugged for having endured his small pecker, diva attitude and black-wannabe idiocy. They guy is a fucking joke.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 15:15:01
Jessica Biel looks like a chipmunk, she can have no better than Timberfag

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:40:19
I just find it funny how these hot babes keep dumping Derek Jeter for these former boy banders.

Vanessa dumps Jeter for Nick Lachey
Jessica Biel dumps Jeter for Justin Timberfake.

Derk Jeter probably is not handling his business in the sack or he uses these hot girls as beards to cover up his love for the boys. I think the brothas on the downlow or gay. Another Rock Hudson I've seen more PDA for his Yankee teamates than I've seen him with either of these hotties.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 19:43:51
criss motherfucking angel? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sucks to be cameron!

By livvie, on May 16, 2007 21:15:20
Wow, so Camron went from a boy bander to a circus act. I didnt think it could get worse then being with a boy bander. Proved me wrong.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 22:15:22
Justin gave Jessica a "dick in the box".

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 05:21:02
Justin is still such the little boy, I don't see why either of them want to be with him. Plus he is too full of himself these days.

By lookwhaticando, on May 17, 2007 07:07:38
Maybe Criss can make Cameron's zits disappear.

Here's some names for the new couple, ala Brangelina, Bennifer, et al:

Crimple (Criss + Pimple)
Crisspus (Criss + Pus - like in her zits)
Hagiss (Hag + Criss)

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 08:30:26
I think Criss Angel is a step up for Cam. Justin Timberlake just seems a little dorky, at least to me.

By Suburban Socialite, on May 17, 2007 09:05:48
What makes you think Cameron gives a rat ass about this idiot wanna be? He's a loser! Jessica biel could shove him up her ass!

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 13:25:14
stupid big ass skank jessica biel fucks anything with a dick and cameron diaz is ugly as turd

By anonymous, on May 17, 2007 22:48:11