Paris wears white (for a week). Paris goes to church. Paris is such a goody goody now we all have to forget what an attention-seeking gutterwhore she is, right?
How did that saying go again? You can slap new siding on a shit-house but it won't do nothing for the stank.
I'm not sure Candy Spelly in the best person to be telling anyone anything ... but fuck if that wasn't freaking sweet .. not that Paris can read but maybe her dog will translate the words for her ...
Also, self defence classes aren't going to help Paris against a 250 pound woman named little Tyson ... Paris is going to get raped 50 times before the guards finally figure out her screaming "that's not hot" is actually a cry for help ..
You have to hate with some integrity. Sure, it's great to see somebody rip into Paris, but please, Candy Spelling? We can't possibly applaud that wrinkled goldigging whore. Especially not the day after Mother's Day.
maybe candy spelling is a golddigger, but at least she raised her kids much better than the hilton clan. i admit to actually watching tori spelling's reality show, and it's pretty amazing how grounded she is, especially for someone who came from such a rich family. i also worked on a film with her brother a few years ago and he was an absolute doll, so maybe candy spelling does know what she's talking about after all.
Oh please. Tori and Randy Spelling as examples of how Candy knows best??? You've got to be kidding. Tori is the subject of plenty of posts here, but thankfully not too many because the pictures always cost me a few LCD crystals (they commit suicide when the pics load). And in case you want to look up "irony" - Randy claimed in the NY Daily News that he was Paris's first lay.
Candy may not be perfect, but I don't recall Tori going to prison for driving with a suspended license. And I can't recall a time when Candy went off on a judge who had the gall to give one of her kids jail time.
Of course, Charles Manson could give Paris life advice and I would still think it was ok.
dear cockgobbler candy, your two cents just aren't necessary. we care about three-hairs-off-a-tranny-dogs-balls less about you, than even paris... so shut the fuck up, go shopping, and fight with your daughter some more.
Foot on the pedal- even though she’s been drinking A suspended license, WTF is she thinking? Her job ain’t a job – it’s a damned good time Being such a waste should be a capital crime flying ‘round the nation, causing sensation The world now gets a 45 day vacation Itchy and stinky with a wonky-assed eye She does what she does best: drink and party and lie Watch her ass shaking- Group showers she’s takin’ Pissed off prison bulldyke, all ready for a shankin’ We all might have jobs working nine to five, but Paris Hilton’s stuck in Lynwood – try’ng to stay alive
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Leave Your CommentShe better start praying because that's the only way she's getting out of going to jail. Well, that or bribing the judge.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:56:12
She'll be let out in 2 weeks.
YAWN.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:18:57
Way to go, Candy! Unlike Paris, you EARNED your money all by yourself!
uh...wait...
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:19:58
Paris wears white (for a week). Paris goes to church. Paris is such a goody goody now we all have to forget what an attention-seeking gutterwhore she is, right?
How did that saying go again? You can slap new siding on a shit-house but it won't do nothing for the stank.
By Vigilante, on May 14, 2007 10:33:03
I'm not sure Candy Spelly in the best person to be telling anyone anything ... but fuck if that wasn't freaking sweet .. not that Paris can read but maybe her dog will translate the words for her ...
Also, self defence classes aren't going to help Paris against a 250 pound woman named little Tyson ... Paris is going to get raped 50 times before the guards finally figure out her screaming "that's not hot" is actually a cry for help ..
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:36:05
double negative. won't do anything for the stank, V
By gerry, on May 14, 2007 10:41:40
Please tell me it was the Church of Scientology.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:42:36
Fuck off, Gerry.
By Vigilante, on May 14, 2007 10:47:46
Anyone who publicly calls out this parasite is a hero in my book. This almost makes up for us having to deal with Tori as a "celebrity".
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:48:27
You have to hate with some integrity. Sure, it's great to see somebody rip into Paris, but please, Candy Spelling? We can't possibly applaud that wrinkled goldigging whore. Especially not the day after Mother's Day.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:57:36
Too awesome for words. But here are some anyway: Whatever else we can say about Candy dandy, this rocks. Do we know it was really her who wrote it?
By Saffy, on May 14, 2007 11:09:41
Shouldn't she be talking to her own daughter before this skank?
It's already stated she'll be in solitary. So no inmate can hurt her.
Unfortunately.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:12:48
maybe candy spelling is a golddigger, but at least she raised her kids much better than the hilton clan. i admit to actually watching tori spelling's reality show, and it's pretty amazing how grounded she is, especially for someone who came from such a rich family. i also worked on a film with her brother a few years ago and he was an absolute doll, so maybe candy spelling does know what she's talking about after all.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:06:06
Oh please. Tori and Randy Spelling as examples of how Candy knows best??? You've got to be kidding. Tori is the subject of plenty of posts here, but thankfully not too many because the pictures always cost me a few LCD crystals (they commit suicide when the pics load). And in case you want to look up "irony" - Randy claimed in the NY Daily News that he was Paris's first lay.
Yeah, Candy's maybe the best mom ever.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:39:53
Awesome! I think I just fell in love with Candy Spelling.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:48:29
Candy may not be perfect, but I don't recall Tori going to prison for driving with a suspended license. And I can't recall a time when Candy went off on a judge who had the gall to give one of her kids jail time.
Of course, Charles Manson could give Paris life advice and I would still think it was ok.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:06:19
Randy Spelling: July 23, 2001, arrested in West Hollywood, California, for DUI after crashing his car into two other vehicles.
Yep, Candy definitely should be up on that soapbox.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:28:21
dear cockgobbler candy, your two cents just aren't necessary. we care about three-hairs-off-a-tranny-dogs-balls less about you, than even paris... so shut the fuck up, go shopping, and fight with your daughter some more.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:19:10
fugliest family award: the spellings.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:43:06
Instead of "Candy Spelling Hates Paris Hilton", shouldn't the headline read: "Candy Spelling is just like everyone else in the world"?
I'm just saying...announcing that someone hates Paris Hilton will definitely get you closer to that Captain Obvious title you've been gunning for.
Don't be mad at me, I'm just having a case of the Monday's.
Oh and by the way,
How did that saying go again? You can slap new siding on a shit-house but it won't do nothing for the stank.
Classic. :o)
By Yeah I Said It, And What?!?, on May 14, 2007 14:50:50
Don’t free the… HILTON
Foot on the pedal- even though she’s been drinking
A suspended license, WTF is she thinking?
Her job ain’t a job – it’s a damned good time
Being such a waste should be a capital crime
flying ‘round the nation, causing sensation
The world now gets a 45 day vacation
Itchy and stinky with a wonky-assed eye
She does what she does best: drink and party and lie
Watch her ass shaking- Group showers she’s takin’
Pissed off prison bulldyke, all ready for a shankin’
We all might have jobs working nine to five, but
Paris Hilton’s stuck in Lynwood – try’ng to stay alive
DON’T FREE THE… HILTON!
By LickyLicky, on May 14, 2007 16:46:47
" learning to fight "
good idea babe...
use your time wisely : )
By herbiefrog, on May 14, 2007 17:28:36
Please tell me it was the Church of Scientology.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:42:36
...you have misunderstood : )
...its a cult
the cult of scientololology
created by a science fiction writer
like my father...
...but somewhat madder : )
not so much aware...
...as manipulative
met him once at our agent's house
obviously overwhelmed him a bit
time to spend : )
spend : ))
feel that release
spend : )))
By herbiefrog, on May 14, 2007 18:11:49
Great letter....Pity Paris can't read words over one syllable.
Now watch Paris do a prison sex tape and sell it for big bucks.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 01:57:26
Thank You Licky Lcky. That ws indeed poetry in motion! Love it that "the world ow gets a 45 day vacation."
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 05:38:32
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