why does she walk around in her bra and shorts? I only do that inside my house on laundry day. With the blinds drawn. Where is she that this is acceptable dress code? Not that any of her outfits lately make a hell of a lot of sense.
What's up with the "fuck" hat? Oh wait, this is the piece of trash that shows her freshly-having-given-birth vagina to the paparazzi so she can get some press. What's a little four letter word compared to that? Silly me.
I think we, as readers of this fine site, should start a petition against more Spears' stuff appearing here unless it is truly epic. She definitely jumped the shark with the head-shaving and the baldy-beats-Blazer-with-umbrella gig. Unless you can really top those items, you should lock all thinks Britney in the storm cellar. (Maybe this will push the limits of our creativity...send her an 8 ball, a gang of thai strippers bearing speedy X....something to really make this "come-back" a winner!)
I AM FULL OF GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE BRITNEY SPEARS LOOKS LIKE AN AGING HOOKER TOO TRASHY FOR A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE I PREFER THAT SHE COVER HERSELF RATHER THAN WEAR A BRAZIER FOR A SHIRT SHE DOES NOT LOOK RICH EVEN PARIS WHO IS AS CLASSY AS A PORT-O-JOHN RAT KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HERSELF NICELY SOMETIMES PERHAPS BRITNEY NEEDS TO READ BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS THEY DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT IN THAT MAGAZINE I AM FULL OF GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE
ugh, she doesn't seem to realize she's still not skinny enough to be wearing that stuff. just because her stomach no longer has 3 rolls doesn't mean people want to see it.
'whittle comeback' is right. how cute, she thinks people (besides gay men) still care about her. awww.
What's up with the "fuck" hat? Oh wait, this is the piece of trash that shows her freshly-having-given-birth vagina to the paparazzi so she can get some press. What's a little four letter word compared to that? Silly me.
I do love the red bag, though.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:49:39
her vagina has never given birth.....she had c sections
'whittle comeback' is right. how cute, she thinks people (besides gay men) still care about her. awww.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:00:22
Nah, they're pretty much on the same boat as everyone else. Granted, you have your shitty faggots who still love her, but for the most part The Gays shit on Britney. They just love a good trainwreck.
I'm going to go on my own here and say that I think this is the first time that I took a look at her body and wondered how I could get in them jeans... and I haven't thought that in quite some time.
Also, would it be so bad to masterbate to her again? It's not like the girl needs to talk. Really, if she just smiled, and that's all she did, I'd consider giving it a go again.
Way to lose custody of your children forever and ever. Way to lose all your fans forever, too. I would love to chain her to a desk and force her to take a battery of IQ tests. Any estimates? 70, maybe? I'd also like to lock her up in the asylum and have her take a battery of psychological tests, so we could identify EXACTLY which disorders she has, although posters here have pretty well analyzed her. I want to prove everyone right. She looks..crusty. Eew.
Yeah, she's dumb. Yeah, she's a hillbilly. Yeah, she's a whore-outfit wearin' slut. And when a dumb hillbilly whore-outfit wearin' slut walks into a bar, looking like nitBrit, all the little-head-pwnd guys go boioioioioinggggg. Let's stop pretending the world works any other way.
anonymous, on May 9, 2007 16:28:41 - sure you can. glad to see that mom's regimen of praise and rice krispy treats has propped up your self-esteem. might be little rough when you finally venture out into the real world, but that's for another day.
Britney's pretty fucking ugly and below average compared to most of the gorgeous young 20 something women in my city. It seems the people who think Britney's some hot piece of ass are really the people who don't get out often and are too ugly to get anything better. Sorry.
Please. Any girl who shows skin and has big jugs (hanging or not) gets action from guys. It might take some alcohol, but it happens. Guys talk about being discriminating about women only when they want to impress (like here). When they want to get laid, the gap-toothed jiggler is the first on the list. There are only maybe a few billion examples of this (so far this year).
Meh. She's insane so she's messing everything up, but the fact is she looks pretty good for a mother of two. Most of us have body imperfections and the good sense (or at least self-consciousness) to cover them up, and make sure we only get naked under flattering low lighting. Put a glaring spotlight on any of us and there'd be plenty to rip to shreds with critical comments. She doesn't lack a good body (for a mom of back-to-back kids), she lacks a brain.
Please shut the fuck up and stop calling her fit and in shape. It's well documented that she had a tummy tuck right after she had the second kid, she had lipo recently, and she's getting frequent Lipodissolve treatments from a specialist in Vegas, she's still a lazy fucking blob.
anon 1707....you are a desperate loser. The worst lay I've had in the last couple years was still infinitely more attractive than Britney. No saggy tits, zits, c-section scars or stump legs.
God, she's such a vapid, airheaded, self-absorbed little creature. She's a frigging mother of two, never mind the fact that she's no longer anywhere near the "prestige" she had before, and she's wearing a hat that says "fuck". Grow up, you dumbass, and go home to your kids before they start calling anything in a skirt "Mommy".
now that there is one classy broad. She would give any red blooded, gun toting, tobacco chewing, quail hunting southern boy wet dreams. the hat is an especially nice touch.
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By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 04:43:00
she looks good in the white mini dress!
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:00:34
What a classy woman she is (gag).
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:09:45
I wonder how often she changes her wig...
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:22:29
Her hat should really say "FUCKED".
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:23:29
i would still j-monkey all over her...
By joey fat one, on May 9, 2007 05:31:32
good god in heaven. she finally took those stank boots off her feet. unfortunately, now with that wig she looks like a drag queen.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:56:53
Wearing a hat that says "fuck" is so totally cool.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 05:57:00
Holy crap, that crazy bitch is actually walking on her own in some of those photos.
Did some of her handlers take a sick day??
By joejoe, on May 9, 2007 06:01:40
Say what you will, but her body's looking great. She's got toned, tanned legs.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 06:08:20
why does she walk around in her bra and shorts? I only do that inside my house on laundry day. With the blinds drawn. Where is she that this is acceptable dress code?
Not that any of her outfits lately make a hell of a lot of sense.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 06:49:31
What's up with the "fuck" hat? Oh wait, this is the piece of trash that shows her freshly-having-given-birth vagina to the paparazzi so she can get some press. What's a little four letter word compared to that? Silly me.
I do love the red bag, though.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 06:49:39
Could we start one of those petitions to have the Gov-enator buy her a full-length mirror?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 06:51:01
I think we, as readers of this fine site, should start a petition against more Spears' stuff appearing here unless it is truly epic. She definitely jumped the shark with the head-shaving and the baldy-beats-Blazer-with-umbrella gig. Unless you can really top those items, you should lock all thinks Britney in the storm cellar. (Maybe this will push the limits of our creativity...send her an 8 ball, a gang of thai strippers bearing speedy X....something to really make this "come-back" a winner!)
By Rebubula, on May 9, 2007 06:57:12
i'd have a teensy bit of respect for her if she'd own up to her insanity and stop wearing those ridiculous wigs.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:01:44
I'm being sincere, I think she's very attractive.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:02:30
I saw that yesterday in the pics. Odd thing it looks like it says Brittney Evil.
She's out of her mind.
By tazz, on May 9, 2007 07:13:27
Kids must have bought her that hat for mother's day
By x24, on May 9, 2007 07:24:16
That's her grocery list on her leg:
(1) Cheetos
(2) Extra-large Maxi-Pads (super absorbant)
(3) Ding-Dongs
(4) Abreva Cold Sore Cream
(5) Flintstones Vitamins
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:32:55
Could somebody please explain to me WTF "8vil" means?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:44:52
Is it just me or do her pants say "evil"?
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 08:13:25
I AM FULL OF GLEE
GLEE GLEE GLEE
BRITNEY SPEARS LOOKS LIKE AN AGING HOOKER
TOO TRASHY FOR A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
I PREFER THAT SHE COVER HERSELF RATHER THAN WEAR A BRAZIER FOR A SHIRT
SHE DOES NOT LOOK RICH
EVEN PARIS WHO IS AS CLASSY AS A PORT-O-JOHN RAT
KNOWS HOW TO DRESS HERSELF NICELY SOMETIMES
PERHAPS BRITNEY NEEDS TO READ BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS
THEY DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT IN THAT MAGAZINE
I AM FULL OF GLEE
GLEE GLEE GLEE
By GLEE GLEE GLEE, on May 9, 2007 08:14:36
ugh, she doesn't seem to realize she's still not skinny enough to be wearing that stuff. just because her stomach no longer has 3 rolls doesn't mean people want to see it.
'whittle comeback' is right. how cute, she thinks people (besides gay men) still care about her. awww.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:00:22
What a mess. In that camo outfit, she looks ready to come quail hunting with me.
By Dick Cheney, on May 9, 2007 09:32:25
What's up with the "fuck" hat? Oh wait, this is the piece of trash that shows her freshly-having-given-birth vagina to the paparazzi so she can get some press. What's a little four letter word compared to that? Silly me.
I do love the red bag, though.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:49:39
her vagina has never given birth.....she had c sections
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 10:08:01
Britney, you are so hard core with the word FUCK on your hat! My opinion of you has totally changed! Yeah, not so much.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 11:43:21
u know wat...even tho britneyz pretty much fucked..the girl is werkin hard to get bak in shape...the bodyz lookin good with or without the wig
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:21:53
The whore was asking people if they would like to FUCK her but there were no takers her hole smells like a public toilet
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:28:46
'whittle comeback' is right. how cute, she thinks people (besides gay men) still care about her. awww.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:00:22
Nah, they're pretty much on the same boat as everyone else. Granted, you have your shitty faggots who still love her, but for the most part The Gays shit on Britney. They just love a good trainwreck.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:32:59
I'm going to go on my own here and say that I think this is the first time that I took a look at her body and wondered how I could get in them jeans... and I haven't thought that in quite some time.
Also, would it be so bad to masterbate to her again? It's not like the girl needs to talk. Really, if she just smiled, and that's all she did, I'd consider giving it a go again.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:47:16
She's looking pretty good. As a straight male, I don't care much what her "outfit" looks like. Sorry.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:27:39
I've seen her nasty pussy and saggy tits, and as a straight male, I can get better and would not hit that.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:28:41
Way to lose custody of your children forever and ever. Way to lose all your fans forever, too. I would love to chain her to a desk and force her to take a battery of IQ tests. Any estimates? 70, maybe? I'd also like to lock her up in the asylum and have her take a battery of psychological tests, so we could identify EXACTLY which disorders she has, although posters here have pretty well analyzed her. I want to prove everyone right. She looks..crusty. Eew.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:37:06
Yeah, she's dumb. Yeah, she's a hillbilly. Yeah, she's a whore-outfit wearin' slut. And when a dumb hillbilly whore-outfit wearin' slut walks into a bar, looking like nitBrit, all the little-head-pwnd guys go boioioioioinggggg. Let's stop pretending the world works any other way.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:39:40
anonymous, on May 9, 2007 16:28:41 - sure you can. glad to see that mom's regimen of praise and rice krispy treats has propped up your self-esteem. might be little rough when you finally venture out into the real world, but that's for another day.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:50:55
Howcome her skirt says "voodoo","britney" and "evil". Maybe she IS the antichrist!!!!
By Jen, on May 9, 2007 13:52:01
Britney's pretty fucking ugly and below average compared to most of the gorgeous young 20 something women in my city. It seems the people who think Britney's some hot piece of ass are really the people who don't get out often and are too ugly to get anything better. Sorry.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:53:21
Please. Any girl who shows skin and has big jugs (hanging or not) gets action from guys. It might take some alcohol, but it happens. Guys talk about being discriminating about women only when they want to impress (like here). When they want to get laid, the gap-toothed jiggler is the first on the list. There are only maybe a few billion examples of this (so far this year).
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:02:17
if you're going to claim to be a straight guy who would never boink britney, at least have the integrity to add *snaps* at the end of your comment.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:07:10
No, I don't want to stick my dick in this:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061207/britney%20crotch00/big_bssnatch10.html
or this:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070502/britney%20spears%20nipples/britneyugly.html
You hard up losers can have her.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:10:26
Meh. She's insane so she's messing everything up, but the fact is she looks pretty good for a mother of two. Most of us have body imperfections and the good sense (or at least self-consciousness) to cover them up, and make sure we only get naked under flattering low lighting. Put a glaring spotlight on any of us and there'd be plenty to rip to shreds with critical comments. She doesn't lack a good body (for a mom of back-to-back kids), she lacks a brain.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:26:14
Please shut the fuck up and stop calling her fit and in shape. It's well documented that she had a tummy tuck right after she had the second kid, she had lipo recently, and she's getting frequent Lipodissolve treatments from a specialist in Vegas, she's still a lazy fucking blob.
By stop sounding dumb, on May 9, 2007 14:29:36
anon 1707....you are a desperate loser. The worst lay I've had in the last couple years was still infinitely more attractive than Britney. No saggy tits, zits, c-section scars or stump legs.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 15:52:27
God, she's such a vapid, airheaded, self-absorbed little creature. She's a frigging mother of two, never mind the fact that she's no longer anywhere near the "prestige" she had before, and she's wearing a hat that says "fuck". Grow up, you dumbass, and go home to your kids before they start calling anything in a skirt "Mommy".
By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 19:07:18
now that there is one classy broad. She would give any red blooded, gun toting, tobacco chewing, quail hunting southern boy wet dreams. the hat is an especially nice touch.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:11:34
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