Colin Farrell's Pimp Hand is Deadly

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  1. Excuse me for stating the obvious, but that "girl" is a DOG. She has got to be the uglist celeb girlfriend since Jennifer Meyer...woof!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:05:27

  2. I have to agree with anon 15:05. she's not cute at all. So what does that say about the dead guy? He killed himself because someone stole his dog.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:08:26

  3. UGLY UGLY woman. I'm sorry, but YUCK!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:10:27

  4. That girl is a total dogface. I can only imagine the loser that killed himself when she dumped him for Colin Farrell. He must have been a real looker.

    Yummy, yummy Colin.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:12:02

  5. She's not ugly. Colin Ferrel kind of is though. Who let him style his own hair and leave the house like that? He looks like a constipated retard, especially in that third picture. I feel awful for her poor dead ex-boyfriend. Especially becuase you know Ferrel has probably cheated on her 100 times over since he met her, is NOT going to remain a couple with her and she's not that great of a catch (not smart) if she's fickle enough to fall for a greasy rich womanizer.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:12:09

  6. Colin is so fuckin fine! I love that man.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:13:40

  7. She has a pig's snout and rabbit's buck teeth. She's ugly.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:15:05

  8. Poor guy probably thought it would last forever.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:24:21

  9. constipated retard LOL!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:25:00

  10. Isn't Colin Farrell supposed to be some sort of sex symbol? I find it hard to believe that he couldn't pull any better looking ass than this-even in Ireland.

    It must be the whole twelve year old boy look that she has going for her. And the fact that she has an anus for a vagina. Get it-Colin Farrell's gay!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:27:41

  11. Colin Ferrel, Use your power for good,, you know she only good for a fuck and nothing more,,, you should have talk to the guy!!!
    She not hot,, she must swallow????

    By the way,, do you think Colin likes Boys??

    By burntfinger, on May 4, 2007 12:34:35

  12. I am still in stitches over the "Vagina Powerball" comment ! Hilarious !

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:40:12

  13. I feel baad that he killed himself, but daung, dude -- it's Colin Ferrell -- you had no chance.

    By Meander, on May 4, 2007 12:41:11

  14. Todd, speed bumps slow people down so your joke doesn't make any sense, but thanks for posting Colin pics! Yummy :-)

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:42:42

  15. bow wow wow. 100% ugly.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:46:15

  16. LMFAO dat bitch is so ugly.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:51:41

  17. he'll leave her soon for another one and she'll have to face her regrets..stupid bitch!i feel so sorry for the poor guy,Colin is so damn ugly,he didn't deserved that :(

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:54:03

  18. Todd, speed bumps slow people down so your joke doesn't make any sense, but thanks for posting Colin pics! Yummy :-)

    How long does it take to get over speed bumps?

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:55:05

  19. "How long does it take to get over speed bumps?"

    It takes less time to get over a road without a speed bump, so Todd's joke was slowed down, no pun intended.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 12:56:59

  20. WTF? Didnt the boyfriend know that the new "Black" is Murder-Suicide? Dude should've taken Colon Felcher's 120 pound skeletor bitch ass out first before offing himself.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:00:47

  21. She's HOT.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:11:17

  22. He's wearing his butt-pirate costume, how nice.

    This girl is a fucking whore, and she should kill herself.

    By J-Bird, on May 4, 2007 13:31:55

  23. Only one thing can describe Colin's attraction: she's 22. That means everything is still tight and we all know he likes 'em young.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:38:20

  24. Vagina Powerball - nice!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:38:46

  25. He doesn't really seem too hung up on appearance...didn't he proposition Judy Dench or some other much older woman? Regardless, he's dead sexy and I'd fuck him silly.

    By Staci, on May 4, 2007 13:41:27

  26. Lol, I would love to see how crushed this stupid bitch will be when he drops her like the bag of hot garbage she is!

    Oh, and I had to just add...the byotch is hard on the eyes like a mofo.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:42:24

  27. That girl is

    UG

    LY

    !!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:45:28

  28. Her face is what she's interested in, just because a woman has a beautiful face doesn't mean she's any good in bed. She may have found someone who can work the pole better than he ever experienced before.

    By the turnal, on May 4, 2007 13:46:29

  29. The funny thing is now that there is a picture proving that he is nailing a dog he's going to dump her out of embarrassment.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:49:58

  30. She is his girlfriend, but he isn't her boyfriend that's for sure.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:53:56

  31. She is hotter than any of you fucks are going to get EVER. When you die alone in your studio apartment with cheetos dust under you nails and you hands on your dick it won't even make the internet. Party on.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 13:54:05

  32. @ 16:54 - you think most people are uglier than this troll? Where the fuck do you live so I know to never go there?!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 14:04:38

  33. Has Collin Farrell, who is a total douchebag by the way who should off himself the first chance he gets, dipped his banana is so many fondue pots, or fondon't in this case... is this the best he could do??? It looks like he is pointing out her drool cup she lost earlier when she got off the short bus and removed her padded helmet.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 14:19:38

  34. She's way hot. Wow. A real girl-next-door. Very, very nice. And she looks like the type that a nice guy (John Marc) would really fall for and just lose it over when she dumped him. Too bad, he could have bagged his own celebrity...maybe a distraught chubbette seen leaving Sony/BMG?

    By Marco Esquandolas, on May 4, 2007 14:41:14

  35. If that fugly girl lived next door to me I'd move.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 14:44:43

  36. at least she's not a monkey like the one in the sex tape.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 14:50:50

  37. "It looks like he is pointing out her drool cup she lost earlier when she got off the short bus and removed her padded helmet."


    LOL!!!

    Beautiful.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 15:19:09

  38. Wait until she realizes that she's dating Colin Farrel and not Captain Jack Sparrow!

    By Big Dick Nic, on May 4, 2007 15:35:06

  39. Wait until she realizes that she's dating Colin Farrel and not Captain Jack Sparrow!

    By Big Dick Nic, on May 4, 2007 15:37:29

  40. LMAO at the drool cup comment!!!

    By :D, on May 4, 2007 15:42:39

  41. Maybe Colin's slumming...you know - she's the pity fuck because she's so....oh wait...lunch is coming up....

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 15:43:11

  42. Yup, she's a real, average girl. There are millions of them all over the world. They have love lives, get laid, even reproduce. Your mothers were probably one of them. And your mother would probably have left your father for Colin Farell as well.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 16:05:26

  43. Todd, with all due respect, you are right about him being rich and famous but unless you are gay and I know you are not, I read enough of this page, anyway, his dick is the size of my pinky and tattoos and movie roles dont make you a bad ass. This little pussy maybe good looking but at 6'1 200, I would bitch slap this little pussy back to a studio apartment in Toluga Lake. If we were nailing our idea of top shelf like he is, and she showed some passion we would be and can be Gods....I put total blame on her and hope she gets hit by a train, of course he will dump her and she will have to live with herself and always think about it. That should eat at her someday.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:20:21

  44. I don't know this woman but I hate her. She is not responsible for his suicide, but she is such a whore that makes me sick. Poor kid killed himself instead of seeing that he is better without her since she values other things than love more than anything.


    I don't know if they will remain a couple for the duration of 2007 or if they will stay together for the rest of their lives. What I do know is that she is a pathetic excuse for a human being. Scum of the earth and all that.

    By bluemak, on May 4, 2007 17:29:19

  45. This is certain to be a very fulfilling and meaningful relationship for her. Once Farrell has enough of her pussy stink on his dick he's outta there.

    By JPW, on May 4, 2007 17:43:30

  46. If I had the chance to date Colin, I would without hesitation. And if my husband
    off –ed himself because of it, I would be inconsolable. That is until I remembered the fact that I screwed Colin Ferrell! HA!

    By Michelle, on May 4, 2007 18:58:16

  47. maybe she is the best that Ireland has to offer? shit if that's the case I would be a super model over there! I think Colin and Paris would make a good couple and if they dated eachother they wouldn't infect all the stupid star f*ckers out there with every STD known to man.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 20:04:41

  48. maybe she is the best that Ireland has to offer? shit if that's the case I would be a super model over there! I think Colin and Paris would make a good couple and if they dated eachother they wouldn't infect all the stupid star f*ckers out there with every STD known to man.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 20:05:09

  49. Someone should introduce Colin to Johnny Depp's wife...it'd be a pleasure to see that closeted fag off himself.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:01:40

  50. what a woofer.

    looks a little re-re too.

    they're gonna last forever, guys!

    she's a dumb whore and he's an arrogant douchebag.

    one thrilling combination!

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:43:34

  51. Who gives a shit about some loser who offs himself because his tuna swims off...it's better to have that pussy out of the gene pool before he reproduces. I served with real men in Iraq, guys who were in their early 20's whose girlfriends and wives dear johnned their shit while they were in a war zone. We just said "it don't mean nothin'" and went out huntin' for sand monkey. It's all pink on the inside boys...if your tuna swims off, go grab yourself a pole and find another wet one.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 22:33:00

  52. Morons, read around the story they had split as a couple two months before she met Farrell . John was going out with someone else as well and had other problems to deal with. Get your facts straight guys.

    By A Friend, on May 5, 2007 00:18:26

  53. hey ugly step away from the hotness. lmfao at the first comment i totally agree!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 08:23:12

  54. to be fair, a lot of the other reports talk about how they had already broken up, but we're still friends (read: he was hopelessly pining for her)when she met colin... in the bar where he worked. ouch.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 09:38:30

  55. Anon 23:04/05,

    I'm the best Ireland has to offer. Farrell's just licking the bottom of Guinness' kettles because I've turned him down too many times.

    By Vigilante, on May 5, 2007 11:32:06

  56. 1:33, you're a racist, sexist pig.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 13:30:11

  57. "He's famous for being knuckle deep five minutes after he meets a woman..."
    Great line! Nice work.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 16:00:27

  58. She's more attractive than he is!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2007 09:21:08

  59. As it happens it's not a flattering photo of her. I can guarantee she's a damned sight better looking than any of you faceless gobshites - and I know she's a damned sight more intelligent. Naive, but definately not stupid.

    Now I'll let you all get back to your wanking.

    By Like I give a shite what you think, on May 6, 2007 13:29:05

  60. When someone commits suicide it's usually as a consequence of a deeper psychological problem. Being left by a girlfriend may be a catalyst or the straw that broke the camel's back, but you can't really blame the girlfriend for his suicide.

    By Saffy, on May 6, 2007 17:47:56

  61. The poor guy who killed himself had deeper issues for him to do himself in over anyone. This chick is in to be cheated on and dumped, she is obviously an unsophisticated smalltown girl who is starstruck. And Colin's sextape is available for viewing (for free) on www.pacoporn.com-as is kim kardashian's-and Colin's penis IS VERY small!

    By paris has herpes, on May 7, 2007 06:49:07

  62. she fall in love for colin and that should be wrong because he is famous ?????? if he were not famous, would it be ok???????? that discussion is horrible. its strong enough for her, for both

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 15:08:07

  63. Colin was GORGEOUS years ago when he was in the BBC Northern Ireland production of 'Falling for a Dancer'. It's been downhill ever since.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2007 21:57:12

  64. I'm not "into" Colin. There is NEVER a good reason to EVER commit suicide, cheating or not.

    By BLONDIEGIRL, on May 8, 2007 11:17:38

  65. Ow well... there's a new gossip.
    Who is the one to blame?
    The woman which cheated her man and doesn't show any respect to her relationship or...

    Anyway this is the first thing I read about it, so maybe there are other pictures, but on this pix it doesn't look to me that she and Mr. Farrell had a very intimate relationship.

    One thing I know by my own experience (although my Irish isn't that good to have a real real conversation) Colin is also a nice conversation partner which doesn't pimp you at first meeting.
    It sounds silly for some, I know, but I respect him.

    So......

    (oepsie saw other pictures now... take back what I said about this one picture)

    By Sjak, on May 20, 2007 11:59:56

  66. this story is total crap. John cheated on Muireann and treated her like crap. he was seeing someone else when he killed him self. she tried to help but he wouldn't listen. the media is turning this into something it's not. whoever the "friend" is that said they were a "really good couple" obviously didn't know them. She only got with colin just before John died. Plus she'd met colin a good few times in a local pub before anything actually happened between them. it wasn't like they met and all of a sudden were goin out. If people believe this media crap they are idiots.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:27:46

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