what's with all the ass comments? are you blind? oh that's right, just gay. Most of you would hit that shit from behind in a heart beat. Nice coochy. Poser city from most posters.
This is confusing. Was this the same game or is she dressed in long sleeves and a saggy bikini bottom for one, and booty shorts and short sleeves for the other game? It would be odd if she decided to strip and put on a long sleeve shirt during a game! But her ass ain't bad.
They call them "beauty spots". Get a grip. You would never, never turn a woman down because she had a dot on her buttcheek, and you know it.
I don't even care about this woman, and I still know y'all's criticism is full of shit. There's a lot of annoying things about Eva, but a dot on her hiney? Good grief. Most people have spots, you know.
The lame-ass "fuck-me" pose is a lot more offensive, if you ask me.
She's proof that you can be skinny and in horrible shape. She has no muscle tone whatsoever. I doubt this bitch has ever picked up a barbell or done a squat in her life. Her flat, liquid-squishy ass is a complete turnoff. Jessica Biel could bust this ho in two with one swift blow.
It's perfect that she's an actress because she fulfills a key role. Every guy at least daydreams once in awhile about what it'd be like with just-budding girl. Just check out all the comments so far, from guys looking at pictures of somebody who's shaped nothing like an adult woman. Talk about the perfect crime!
really? she's the only one in hollywood that's skinny and out of shape? not paris hilton or nicole richie or mishca barton or kimberly stewart, not to mention countless others? okay, if u say so...
wow, 90% of you asshats complain about eva's bunion, no ass, bad pose, mole this, mole that, when in real life you wouldn't think twice about hitting that... virgins.
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By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 18:56:57
It's not the sexiest thing in the world when you wear a bikini and it looks like you've got a penis tucked in there.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:01:28
flat boring ass. *yawn*
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:03:57
sloppy ass.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:05:48
what's with all the ass comments? are you blind? oh that's right, just gay. Most of you would hit that shit from behind in a heart beat. Nice coochy. Poser city from most posters.
By chuggdog, on May 21, 2007 19:32:09
This is confusing. Was this the same game or is she dressed in long sleeves and a saggy bikini bottom for one, and booty shorts and short sleeves for the other game? It would be odd if she decided to strip and put on a long sleeve shirt during a game! But her ass ain't bad.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:59:29
I don't have a thing for short Mexican girls and that doesn't make me gay. I'd fuck her if I was drunk though.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 20:08:31
a latina with no ass, how sad. :-(
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 20:12:32
I'd break that in half, and any guy who says otherwise is a damned liar.
By Patrick, on May 21, 2007 20:38:24
She has a big mole at the top of her crack too. Ugly.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 21:56:21
They call them "beauty spots". Get a grip. You would never, never turn a woman down because she had a dot on her buttcheek, and you know it.
I don't even care about this woman, and I still know y'all's criticism is full of shit. There's a lot of annoying things about Eva, but a dot on her hiney? Good grief. Most people have spots, you know.
The lame-ass "fuck-me" pose is a lot more offensive, if you ask me.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 22:21:16
That va-jay-jay looks like a bag of rocks.
By Kacky, on May 21, 2007 22:55:03
Possibly the shortest legs / widest ass combo in Hollywood. Absolutely disgusting bodybuild.
Seems to have a gorgeous face, until you see her pictures without makeup. This is a grade-A pig of a woman.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 00:07:22
She has a giant pudenda.
By LargeSnake, on May 22, 2007 00:25:25
She's proof that you can be skinny and in horrible shape. She has no muscle tone whatsoever. I doubt this bitch has ever picked up a barbell or done a squat in her life. Her flat, liquid-squishy ass is a complete turnoff. Jessica Biel could bust this ho in two with one swift blow.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 06:11:33
Are we sure it is simply melanin or did she get a little sloppy wiping back there?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 06:36:52
She's got sand fleas? Well, at least the crabs will have someone to play with.
By Vigilante, on May 22, 2007 06:51:52
I would knock that into next week.
By Booyah, on May 22, 2007 07:34:13
Did someone put a camera inside my cranium and record my dreams?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:39:37
she'll be striking that doggie pose a lot at the INS office when the immigration bill passes. about fuckin time...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:57:28
the irony is that the brown spot is a melanoma. you'd think one of the baldies at the event would have recognized it...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:22:32
It's perfect that she's an actress because she fulfills a key role. Every guy at least daydreams once in awhile about what it'd be like with just-budding girl. Just check out all the comments so far, from guys looking at pictures of somebody who's shaped nothing like an adult woman. Talk about the perfect crime!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:31:15
1. Is that a bunion I see on her foot in the first picture??? Gross.
2. (Pic 4) Eva, that is not the proper way to hold your hands together to bunt the volleyball. Please stop posing.
3. In pic 5- Who is that woman with the Tara Reid stomach watching Eva from the other side of the net?
4. I can't stand Eva Longoria. Period.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:05:01
3. In pic 5- Who is that woman with the Tara Reid stomach watching Eva from the other side of the net?
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Jesus, you are a fucking retard. Tara Reid stomach? That woman in pic 5 has six-pack abs---the only bulging you see are her developed muscles.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:23:48
I'm not a big fan of hers, but she did show up for a good cause. For that I applaud her.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:55:34
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:11:33
really? she's the only one in hollywood that's skinny and out of shape? not paris hilton or nicole richie or mishca barton or kimberly stewart, not to mention countless others? okay, if u say so...
By Niecy, on May 22, 2007 10:50:32
Top pic. Well, now that you put it like that, I'd fuck it!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:43:38
Too funny. It's like you can't take your eyes off it...try to look away..but I can't...
By Blondiegirl, on May 23, 2007 00:39:04
Lovely ass for a woman her age. I'd tap it.
By Dex, on May 23, 2007 12:43:47
she has gorgeous feet too :)
By Doug, on May 24, 2007 01:45:14
wow, 90% of you asshats complain about eva's bunion, no ass, bad pose, mole this, mole that, when in real life you wouldn't think twice about hitting that... virgins.
By 29304.349023.34029480193123.413412333, on May 24, 2007 07:27:15
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