actually instead of believing this moronic company, you should rent "the pillow book" or another one of mcgregor's many nude roles and check out his goods for yourself. much more than jude law i'd say.
Well, here's the thing: It's like a padded-bra for women. Once you unwrap the package, it's going to look even smaller. For example, my wife wears a padded bra and when we were dating, I thought she had big tits. Then once I got the bra off of her, she was flat as a board. Lucky for her, I have a small penis, so it sorta balanced out.
It's false-advertising folks, so don't buy into this padded-business. Your partner will find out when you get naked, so don't set up false expectations.
I'm a woman, and I can tell you that is small to average. I've seen him in person, and online it lies about his height, he's only about 5'8", so his penis looks bigger than it really is in those pics b/c he's so skinny and short.
Get out of town, fake breasts and push-up bras haven't caused too many women to lose dates. Faking it works for the regular folk as well as it does for the rich and famous. I always suspected there would be a double standard towards this kind of thing, that, while fake breasts and push-up bras have been generally accepted in society, penis enlargements and padded shorts, etc would never fly.
Can't remember the name of the movie, but he definitely has nothing to be ashamed of... MEOW!!! But certainly no different than any woman buying a good bra-- I guess things tend to droop at a certain point.
@ 14:53 - not all cocks get bigger when erect. If Ewan hangs that low when he's flaccid, then it most likely does not get much bigger when erect. Guys who shrink smaller than that when not erect are the "growers not showers".
My husband's cock shrinks to a "bottlecap" look when he's flaccid, but grows to 8 inches and thick when it is hard. I don't think Ewan looks like he'd get that big.
Hugh Jackman is 6'3. Ewan is standing farther away from the camera in the above pictures and only looks a few inches shorter. I don't believe for a second he's 5'8 or short. Imdb has him at 5'11 which, compared to Jackman, seems correct.
This is going to be exactly like the Kelly Clarkson thread, except this time all the whiners are going to be short guys with small dicks like Ewan instead of short fat girls like Kelly.
"People lie about their height on IMDB. Short guys like Ewan add at least 3 in. to their height, and IMDB has Ewan at 5'10" and a 1/2, not 5'11"."
I'm sure people do lie about their height there. My point was simply that Hugh Jackman, who has been well publicized as being quite tall (Jackman was actually told to lie about his height and claim he was even shorter in order to get more roles, which is from a direct quote on his page at IMDB), seems only a few inches taller than Ewan. It seems pretty obvious from the pictures that he's not "short". But whatever, it's as silly as arguing about the sky color really.
this will probably offend anyone with a small penis. But get over it guys- you always, always objectify us women (saying things like "I would hit it" all the time)- so don't get all hurt when women say they desire certain things physically as well. Women like big penises, and if they say size doesn't matter- they're lying. SO GET OVER IT.
Women like a "full" feeling from a thick penis that is long enough to hit the G Spot. We like to cum as much as we can, and don't want to have to get into uncomfortable positions so little dicks can satisfy us. We like big dicks just like a lot of you like big tits and nice round asses.
Women DO care about penis size, and they'll tell you why they like a big penis if you give them a chance. But after the first smack you don't have to listen to it anymore.
Ewan McG has an ENORMOUS dick. If you've seen any of his movies pre starwards you'd know that. Specifically The Pillow Book and Velvet Goldmine. He probably just loves the support.
I doubt any of these people are "jealous" of Ewan McGregor. He's an actor who likes to stay out of the spotlight and doesn't have paparazzi hounding him all of the time.
That said, Scottish guys do not have tiny dicks. They are actually quite infamous for having huge dicks for white guys; I've dated quite a few and been pleasantly surprised, not that anyone on this site cares. My current bf has a dick about that size flaccid and it gets to about 9in hard.
For those saying his dick isn't big, the pictures you are looking feature a FLACCID penis. Take a look at your own dick. It's quite small flaccid, isn't it? But then it gets bigger when you get horny, right? My god, take a sex ed class or just pay attention to your own dick.
@ 14:53 - not all cocks get bigger when erect. If Ewan hangs that low when he's flaccid, then it most likely does not get much bigger when erect. Guys who shrink smaller than that when not erect are the "growers not showers".
As someone who works in the medical industry, I can tell you this is very true.
You measure a dick from the bottom of the balls up, since it adds a little bit.
I've seen Ewan's peen in the movies. Just because he might be getting a little help with the bulge, it doesn't looked like he needs it from what I've seen.
His dick is SMALL. It looks small in movies, and it looks small in pictures. He's short, and his dick is small. Judging form reading this I guess his fans are blind too.
what i really want to know is why did jenny not put one of the ewan dick pictures in this post? i've had to suffer through months of celebutant snatch closeups, at least she could throw the girls a bone once in awhile.
Those pics of Ewan everyone is posting are from an outdoor concert scene from Velvet Goldmine done in the freezing cold...you know most actors wouldn't do that unless they had a heater blowing on their dick.
And Wonderjocks aren't padded. He just left for a 15,000 mile motorcycle trip and probably didn't want his junk jostling around for 3 months straight.
Of course McGregor works his dick up before he lets people shoot him. Give me a break! He's not "flaccid" in any of those pics. He's a little aroused. God people are so dumb. His dick is average but it isn't "big" at all.
um yeah just keep telling yourself that. But just so you know girls are usually much more turned on by big penises, and its sort of a sign of masculinity (just like tallness). Breasts are a sign of feminity, which is why men like them. So just get over it and realize that women like big, thick penises and 99 percent would pick a medium-large one over a small-medium one.
I agree with Cassie's comment, most GIRLS HATE TINY PENISES! So get a grip, and stop insisting he's "flacid"- he's probably slightly aroused, I doubt he would let them film him totally flacid or if it was in the cold (as many small peened boys are trying to tell us). Sorry you have a small penis, it sucks for you. I love a big one :) No girl will want a teeny peen!
I didn't notice anything lacking in any of Ewan's films where he goes full frontal.
Working in a community clinic, one of the things we learned was the size when flaccid didn't have a correlation to size when erect. And sexual satisfaction and happiness with your partner weren't equated with erection size. (I've had personal experience with that.)
Small dicks ARE normal. There are at least as many men out there with smaller than average sized dicks as there are men with big dicks. Throw in the average dicks as well (anything that isn't big is apparently considered small) and there are a lot more men out there without 8 inch cocks than there are with them. There aren't enough for all the women out there, so either get used to the fact that most men DON'T have big dicks or get used to sharing them.
Hello? What does any of that matter? Penis size? Come on man... it has nothing to do with their acting talent and I think Ewan and Hugh are both fine actors. For guys in general, size won't tell you anything about them. Disagree, curse me out... whatever, but if you think about it, what I'm saying is true.
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Leave Your Commentactually instead of believing this moronic company, you should rent "the pillow book" or another one of mcgregor's many nude roles and check out his goods for yourself. much more than jude law i'd say.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:35:15
Ewan McGregor is like 5 feet tall and was fucking a skinny little Asian whore in that movie, so of course his dick looked big to you.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:39:32
Well, here's the thing: It's like a padded-bra for women. Once you unwrap the package, it's going to look even smaller. For example, my wife wears a padded bra and when we were dating, I thought she had big tits. Then once I got the bra off of her, she was flat as a board. Lucky for her, I have a small penis, so it sorta balanced out.
It's false-advertising folks, so don't buy into this padded-business. Your partner will find out when you get naked, so don't set up false expectations.
By Little Winky, on May 15, 2007 11:41:43
Ewan McGregor's penis:
http://www.staticbeth.com/mcgregorewanvelvetdvd2.jpg
I'm a woman, and I can tell you that is small to average. I've seen him in person, and online it lies about his height, he's only about 5'8", so his penis looks bigger than it really is in those pics b/c he's so skinny and short.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:43:47
Yeah...uh, Ewan actually has a good sized cock. He's hot and he's got a good package.
See here:
http://bad-boyz.net/nudestars/images/mcgregor01.jpg
I say he was buying the underwear to show off what he's got. For the record, I'd fuck him any day!
By Justin, on May 15, 2007 11:44:35
Get out of town, fake breasts and push-up bras haven't caused too many women to lose dates. Faking it works for the regular folk as well as it does for the rich and famous. I always suspected there would be a double standard towards this kind of thing, that, while fake breasts and push-up bras have been generally accepted in society, penis enlargements and padded shorts, etc would never fly.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:45:30
LOL that is small! I'm sorry, but even when that thing is hard it's not lond or thick. LOL!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:45:38
Can't remember the name of the movie, but he definitely has nothing to be ashamed of... MEOW!!! But certainly no different than any woman buying a good bra-- I guess things tend to droop at a certain point.
By newfgirl, on May 15, 2007 11:46:01
It might be big for someone's tight asshole, "Justin", but he's not "big".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:47:22
Sorry, Ewan fans and gay men, but I saw the pics, and I see why he is embarrassed.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:48:59
All Scottish guys are tiny. They can wear those skirts only because nothing much will be visible if the wind blows them up.
(possible exception: Groundskeeper Willie)
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:49:27
Wow, I have a boxer (Dog) packing more than Ewan. That's not even a joke.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:53:06
How old are you people? Have you never seen a penis before?
People are highly variable, there is a difference between a flaccid one and an erect one.
The pictures provided here are obviously of a flaccid McGregor. When hard, it'd be substantially bigger.
And I can't believe I'm defending another man's cock.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:53:40
@ 14:53 - not all cocks get bigger when erect. If Ewan hangs that low when he's flaccid, then it most likely does not get much bigger when erect. Guys who shrink smaller than that when not erect are the "growers not showers".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:56:21
"And I can't believe I'm defending another man's cock."
I can. You sound gay.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:57:30
My husband's cock shrinks to a "bottlecap" look when he's flaccid, but grows to 8 inches and thick when it is hard. I don't think Ewan looks like he'd get that big.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:58:49
Apparently you've never seen Ewan naked (which he is frequently in films). He's pretty damn hung.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:04:23
Everyone has seen him naked now. Read the other comments before you comment!!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:05:38
Ewan's short and skinny and his dick is small.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:06:31
Hugh Jackman is 6'3. Ewan is standing farther away from the camera in the above pictures and only looks a few inches shorter. I don't believe for a second he's 5'8 or short. Imdb has him at 5'11 which, compared to Jackman, seems correct.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:11:53
People lie about their height on IMDB. Short guys like Ewan add at least 3 in. to their height, and IMDB has Ewan at 5'10" and a 1/2, not 5'11".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:15:08
This is going to be exactly like the Kelly Clarkson thread, except this time all the whiners are going to be short guys with small dicks like Ewan instead of short fat girls like Kelly.
By LOL, on May 15, 2007 12:17:16
"People lie about their height on IMDB. Short guys like Ewan add at least 3 in. to their height, and IMDB has Ewan at 5'10" and a 1/2, not 5'11"."
I'm sure people do lie about their height there. My point was simply that Hugh Jackman, who has been well publicized as being quite tall (Jackman was actually told to lie about his height and claim he was even shorter in order to get more roles, which is from a direct quote on his page at IMDB), seems only a few inches taller than Ewan. It seems pretty obvious from the pictures that he's not "short". But whatever, it's as silly as arguing about the sky color really.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:31:54
Wow, he looks hot sweaty and naked, but yeah, that penis is small. Sorry guys! And yes, size does matter; especially thickness.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:10:04
this will probably offend anyone with a small penis. But get over it guys- you always, always objectify us women (saying things like "I would hit it" all the time)- so don't get all hurt when women say they desire certain things physically as well. Women like big penises, and if they say size doesn't matter- they're lying. SO GET OVER IT.
By Cassie, on May 15, 2007 13:24:35
Women like a "full" feeling from a thick penis that is long enough to hit the G Spot. We like to cum as much as we can, and don't want to have to get into uncomfortable positions so little dicks can satisfy us. We like big dicks just like a lot of you like big tits and nice round asses.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:27:20
Women DO care about penis size, and they'll tell you why they like a big penis if you give them a chance. But after the first smack you don't have to listen to it anymore.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:34:25
But little dicks are normal, you're all just jealous you're not rich and famous like Ewan McGregor.
By Kelly Clarkson, on May 15, 2007 13:37:19
Ewan McG has an ENORMOUS dick. If you've seen any of his movies pre starwards you'd know that. Specifically The Pillow Book and Velvet Goldmine. He probably just loves the support.
By AC, on May 15, 2007 13:39:53
LOL!!! This is NOT ENOURMOUS!
http://bad-boyz.net/nudestars/images/mcgregor01.jpg
How small are the dicks you've seen that you think that is enourmous?? Enourmous? LOLLOLOLOLLOL
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:41:50
I doubt any of these people are "jealous" of Ewan McGregor. He's an actor who likes to stay out of the spotlight and doesn't have paparazzi hounding him all of the time.
That said, Scottish guys do not have tiny dicks. They are actually quite infamous for having huge dicks for white guys; I've dated quite a few and been pleasantly surprised, not that anyone on this site cares. My current bf has a dick about that size flaccid and it gets to about 9in hard.
Also, Ewan is about 5'11".
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:42:56
He is not 5'11". I've worked with the dude on one of the Star Wars sets, and he is about 5'8", so that other person is right.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:45:22
No, German guys are known for having big dicks. Scottish guys are known for having laughably small ones.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:46:38
For those saying his dick isn't big, the pictures you are looking feature a FLACCID penis. Take a look at your own dick. It's quite small flaccid, isn't it? But then it gets bigger when you get horny, right? My god, take a sex ed class or just pay attention to your own dick.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:46:41
Ok, ok, I admit it - I ate half of his dick. I mistook it for a hot dog. And you know how I feel about hot dogs...
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070224/kelly%20clarkson/kceaster7.jpg
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:46:41
@ 14:53 - not all cocks get bigger when erect. If Ewan hangs that low when he's flaccid, then it most likely does not get much bigger when erect. Guys who shrink smaller than that when not erect are the "growers not showers".
As someone who works in the medical industry, I can tell you this is very true.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:47:57
All of you people are hilarious; fighting over how big some random ass actor's dick is.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:49:56
the "showers"??? are we back to Kim and Ray J?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:55:48
It's ironic that this thread is so clarksonian, given that Kellybelly is morphing into a Rosie O'Dickhating lesbian.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 13:59:06
face it all of you whining small-dicked losers:
tiny penises are awful and no woman prefers one.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 14:31:38
I've always wondered... when you measure a dick, do you do it from the top or the bottom?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 15:02:43
I believe that guys who prefer to be bottoms measure it by the number of post-coital fissures.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 15:08:24
You measure a dick from the bottom of the balls up, since it adds a little bit.
I've seen Ewan's peen in the movies. Just because he might be getting a little help with the bulge, it doesn't looked like he needs it from what I've seen.
By Hyperbole, on May 15, 2007 15:24:32
you can see his twanger in trainspotting, its not in need of any help from magic knickers
By ooorla, on May 15, 2007 15:49:39
His dick is SMALL. It looks small in movies, and it looks small in pictures. He's short, and his dick is small. Judging form reading this I guess his fans are blind too.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 15:53:38
what i really want to know is why did jenny not put one of the ewan dick pictures in this post? i've had to suffer through months of celebutant snatch closeups, at least she could throw the girls a bone once in awhile.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 16:34:19
Those pics of Ewan everyone is posting are from an outdoor concert scene from Velvet Goldmine done in the freezing cold...you know most actors wouldn't do that unless they had a heater blowing on their dick.
And Wonderjocks aren't padded. He just left for a 15,000 mile motorcycle trip and probably didn't want his junk jostling around for 3 months straight.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 16:46:31
you people obviously haven't seen The Pillow Book. his dick is pretty damned spectacular if you ask me.
By velcrotrainer, on May 15, 2007 16:54:58
All small white guy dicks look big next to little Asian Girls. I saw The Pillow Book, and his dick isn't big.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 16:56:20
Of course McGregor works his dick up before he lets people shoot him. Give me a break! He's not "flaccid" in any of those pics. He's a little aroused. God people are so dumb. His dick is average but it isn't "big" at all.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 17:00:24
"Little dicks are normal"
um yeah just keep telling yourself that. But just so you know girls are usually much more turned on by big penises, and its sort of a sign of masculinity (just like tallness). Breasts are a sign of feminity, which is why men like them. So just get over it and realize that women like big, thick penises and 99 percent would pick a medium-large one over a small-medium one.
By Lola, on May 15, 2007 17:07:07
I agree with Cassie's comment, most GIRLS HATE TINY PENISES! So get a grip, and stop insisting he's "flacid"- he's probably slightly aroused, I doubt he would let them film him totally flacid or if it was in the cold (as many small peened boys are trying to tell us). Sorry you have a small penis, it sucks for you. I love a big one :) No girl will want a teeny peen!
By Sadie, on May 15, 2007 17:11:23
Ineptitude comes in all sizes.
By Neil, on May 15, 2007 17:52:51
Women would laugh at any man who falsely advertised with these undies.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 21:40:35
A comment from Aussiebum on this gossip.
http://www.aussiebum.com/en/?auslife
By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 06:29:10
I can't believe anyone thinks he's well hung. I can see why he needs the special undies.
By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 07:17:51
I didn't notice anything lacking in any of Ewan's films where he goes full frontal.
Working in a community clinic, one of the things we learned was the size when flaccid didn't have a correlation to size when erect. And sexual satisfaction and happiness with your partner weren't equated with erection size. (I've had personal experience with that.)
By ligaya, on May 16, 2007 10:00:29
Ewan is 5'9.5"
Hugh is 6'2"
Celebheights.com
By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 16:01:09
I think I'll rent some movies to check out Ewan's goods, even though I don't doubt his girth one bit. ;)
By anonymous, on May 16, 2007 17:10:43
Small dicks ARE normal. There are at least as many men out there with smaller than average sized dicks as there are men with big dicks. Throw in the average dicks as well (anything that isn't big is apparently considered small) and there are a lot more men out there without 8 inch cocks than there are with them. There aren't enough for all the women out there, so either get used to the fact that most men DON'T have big dicks or get used to sharing them.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2007 07:50:45
Hello? What does any of that matter? Penis size? Come on man... it has nothing to do with their acting talent and I think Ewan and Hugh are both fine actors. For guys in general, size won't tell you anything about them. Disagree, curse me out... whatever, but if you think about it, what I'm saying is true.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 22:57:01
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