Jennifer Lopez Might Die

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  1. why not go after marc anthony? he's the one wearing the fur of an ass.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:17:49

  2. love the site, but that crack about Selena was in bad taste.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:34:04

  3. Has been or not, she's still gorgeous!!!!! =)

    By AreYouShaved, on May 10, 2007 11:37:05

  4. I still hit it hard. I love JLo's butt!

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:37:19

  5. I wish Selena was still alive so that cunt Jennifer Lopez wouldn't be famous.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:38:41

  6. I liked J-Lo's nose before she got the nose job. That big fat Puerto Rican honker was really hot.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:39:56

  7. Everything on this site is in bad taste. That's why people like it. Go somewhere else if you don't like it.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:41:05

  8. A Selena joke, yes! Todd, your balls are HUGE. And I love it.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:46:33

  9. anon 14:34 "that crack about Selena was in bad taste"

    How dare you! Selena's crack tasted delicious.

    JLo's crack...hmmmm...not so much, because now it's encrusted with Marc Anthony's penis dust.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:50:11

  10. I know the illegals loved Selena (thanks for all the picked fruit, by the way, and also the sewing and cleaning and cooking and all of that), but in the States she was a cartoon with the volume turned up waaaaaaay too high. Still, try to keep the faith - I heard she's decomposing her greatest hits.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:57:39

  11. That crack about Selena was GENIUS!

    Bahahaaaaaaa. Jennifer Lopez is a whore.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:02:24

  12. Harsh! Love it.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:24:22

  13. I'm in different regarding Jenny from the Block, and I am definitely an animal lover, but aren't humans animals, too? WOuldn't actually killing a human be just as inhumane as killing a glorified rat for its fur? I believe in and practice animal rights and all of that, but it's whackos like the who just give the O'Reilly's of this world fodder to use against progressives.

    By Okayalright, on May 10, 2007 12:38:53

  14. who cares about PETA. i dont see the big deal about wearing fur. majority of fur comes from china and the ones who slaughter the names work for nothing. if you cant find an alternate way for those in need of work to provide food and shelter for their families then stfu.

    By prettyboy, on May 10, 2007 12:45:51

  15. Prettyboy only defends "people of color". If this was someone he hates - which is ALL white people - then he would be talking smack about the celeb.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:50:44

  16. You people defending the fur trade should go watch some videos showing how these animals suffer so people who are richer than you and more famous than you can wear their skin on the red carpet and to their fancy $10,000 a plate fund raiser dinners, then come back and tell us how you really feel. If you're still defending the rich assholes, instead of the animals who are skinned alive and suffer slow painful deaths then you're assholes too.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:54:44

  17. Jennifer Lopez Might Die

    I might care.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:37:36

  18. If this person makes good on his threat "to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.", wouldn't that mean anal electroction, followed by immediate skinning?

    At last! A JLo performance I'd be willing to watch!

    By cinghiale, on May 10, 2007 13:51:01

  19. For once I'm on the side of the nutty folks at Peta and the like ... don't get me wrong ... those nutjobs couldn't rub two neurons together to save their life but if they knocked off Paris Hilton, Lindsy Lohan, Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears I'd be donating a whole bunch of money to their little terrorist organizations ....

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:53:30

  20. first off im not a jlo fan....but i find it quite interesting that some PETA fuck said theyd kill jlo if she wears fur?? what kinda activist is this? IF THEY CAN KILL A PERSON WHY NOT KILL AN ANIMAL???? fuckin idiot

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 14:05:58

  21. I would'nt want her to die but maybe a shot ( by a gun) in the ass just to humble her a little bit. hate her hate her hate her!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 15:31:56

  22. If he kills her she dies, we all die sooner or later, i wouldnt miss her.

    By THE PUNISHER, on May 10, 2007 15:57:45

  23. I hate the bitch, but she's not fat. Incredibly intelligent, bitchy and overrated, yes.

    But she's not fat.

    By Hyperbole, on May 10, 2007 16:05:19

  24. Marc Anthony sure does have pretty hands for being a zombie. Do all zombies get weekly spa manicures?

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 16:22:35

  25. He is UGLY. What was she thinking about!

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 16:32:32

  26. You know, I have this sneaking suspicion her "legendary" ass is probably quite smelly up close.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 17:23:55

  27. I think it is ironic that you think nobody would care if she died because she is a has been. Um, didn't you guys have like 50 posts on ANS's death!

    By Ilnazhad, on May 10, 2007 17:33:10

  28. Nobody cares when a fat Puerto Rican mudshark dies, but people DO care when a hot blond girl with big tits dies.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 17:36:55

  29. gianormos ass

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 10, 2007 17:48:39

  30. That was a stupid comment abt Selena, She had a beautiful voice & contributed to the less fortunate with her fortune. Jello on the other...well she's all abt herself....hang the bitch

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 17:55:35

  31. good..I rather see animals live than this stuck up hoe

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 20:03:23

  32. I AM FULL OF GLEE
    GLEE GLEE GLEE
    JENNIFER LOPEZ IS BEAUTIFUL
    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE STAR FROM THE 40'S
    I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S MARRIED TO A COLOMBIAN SKELETON
    SHE IS JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
    I DO WISH SHE WOULD STOP WEARING FUR
    IT IS MEAN AND NOT NECESSARY WITH ALL THE POLYESTER BLENDS AVAILABLE TODAY
    PLEASE STOP WEARING ANIMAL FUR JENNIFER LOPEZ
    THEN WE CAN ALL LOVE YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGAIN
    I AM FULL OF GLEE
    GLEE GLEE GLEE

    By GLEE GLEE GLEE, on May 10, 2007 20:45:24

  33. first of all [about the comments], it is OVIOUSLY NOT PETA who is threatening her, it must be just some crazy kid out there. and wearing fur is the must stupid and disgusting thing somebody can do. it shows no class, but only ignorance and bad taste. you have to be very stupid to wear fur cause it does represent so much suffering and i dont know who on earth told those assholes that wearing fur looked good. its like walking around with your quilt. she does not deserve to die, she deserves to get a pinapple shoven up her ass.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 21:01:17

  34. Marc Anthony truly looks like a cadaver. Narcissistic Queen Bitch Lopez could easily whup his boney ass. Someone feed him some empanadas please...

    By Ortrud Jones, on May 10, 2007 21:09:28

  35. Marc Anthony truly looks like a cadaver. Narcissistic Queen Bitch Lopez could easily whup his boney ass. Someone feed him some empanadas please...

    By Ortrud Jones, on May 10, 2007 21:10:34

  36. perish... oh do perish... this creature's demise is not soon enough...

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 22:49:16

  37. perish... oh do perish... this creature's demise is not soon enough...

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 23:27:08

  38. To the writer of this article and to all: Wow, I really am shocked. I feel really sorry for you if that is the way you live your life. It is just plain ugly and warped. I think you could seriously use either therapy, a fat joint, or some really good sex. Let a little light in, you just might like it.

    By Audrey, on May 11, 2007 04:28:04

  39. To the writer of this article and to all: Wow, I really am shocked. I feel really sorry for you if that is the way you live your life. It is just plain ugly and warped. I think you could seriously use either therapy, a fat joint, or some really good sex. Let a little light in, you just might like it.

    By Audrey, on May 11, 2007 04:28:09

  40. HA HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU J-WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 16:52:36

  41. JENNIFER ANISTON & JENNIFER ANISTON NEED TO GET A LIFE. I KNOW YOU ARE POSTING THIS CRIMINAL COMMENTS OUT OF ENVY, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT KARMA WILL FIND A WAY TO BRING DEATH INTO YOUR LIVES, NOT JENNIFER'S.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 18:15:23

  42. Selena is only as widely remembered as she is because she left a pretty corpse at a time when someone still cared about her. Howard Stern nailed it when he said (I'm paraphrasing) "to find a singer whose voice is as soulful as hers I'd have to go as far back as Alvin & the Chipmunks".
    now regarding Jennifer Lopez: Well standing up to the PETA nutjobs is about the only thing she's ever done that's earned her any respect from me. I'd love it if she died tomorrow and took them with her. PETA could maybe earn a sliver of respect from me if they directed some of their ire toward men in leather jackets, but we know they don't and we know WHY they don't: Because women in fur coats are safer targets. Cowards!

    By Evil, on May 12, 2007 19:36:48

  43. She's such a talentless, phony, diva bitch i can't stand her

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 22:46:35

  44. Never seen someone try so hard to be sexy and have class in all my life. NEWS FLASH J-TRASH CLASS AND AND SEXINESS COMES NATURAL QUIT TRYING ITS EITHER YOU HAVE IT OR YOU DON'T AND YOU OVIOUSLY DON'T GET OVER IT! YOU WILL ALSO NEVER GET BEN AFLECK BACK EITHER SO YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND YOUR NO TALENTED ASS AND GO WAY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 22:51:11

  45. SHES SMARTER THEN THE REST. SHE NEEDS SOME CAUSE OR PASSION TO CONNECT WITH THE MASSES ON A HIGHER LEVEL AND IN TIME SHE WILL BE HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY TO THE PEOPLE NOT THE BLOODSUCKER AGENTS AND HANGERS ON THAT PLAGUE HER AND OTHERS

    By JOSEPH, on May 13, 2007 21:59:34

  46. I personally am all about bringing back public executions, whether govermnent sactioned or not. I have an affinity for Crucifixions. We should start with J-Lo and make absolutely sure it also ends up botched somehow.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:34:05

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