20 Comments:

1. Thank God! I was hoping John Mayer had enough sense to fuck her brains out til her vagina got loose enough to stick his whole big fro-ed afro in it and then kick her ass to the curb.
   He was much too good for her.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 11:48:46

2. "The actress" ? right.
   
   Am I crazy or does Jess look like she's packing on some poundage?

   By Shrekloveshisblow, on May 18, 2007 11:58:59

3. He was too good for her? He's a pretty boy fag. I'd like to see Tommy Lee kick his ass.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 11:59:18

4. They weren't even really dating. That was just a publicity stunt.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 12:07:42

5. Yeah right 14:48...John Mayer is a total douchebag. She is a total cartoon and he is an ugly bloated frat boy, fuck him.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 12:29:04

6. SHE IS SO UGLY!!! YUCK!!

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 12:29:59

7. John Mayer is probably the greatest musician of our generation.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 12:55:30

8. You know, I kind of feel sorry for her. She's not a bad girl. She's actually pretty nice. Just awfully stupid. I mean, the girl is DUMB. She better pray that one day she'll find a guy who will fall in love with her for who she is and treat her right.
   
   I don't really get all the animosity towards her, actually. She's not like Britney or Lindsay or Paris. She's just very stupid and needs an honest guy who'll want the job of looking out for her. But that doesn't make her a bad person, does it?
   
   I'll still make harmless fun of her from time to time, however. She's THAT stupid. :)

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 13:22:41

9. Yessssssssssssssss.
   
   It is about fucking time that John Mayer and his hot ass dumped Jessica Oompa Looma Simpson.
   
   Maybe with any luck now she'll take her and her no talent and move to a remote village in a 3rd world country.

   By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 14:30:14

10. "John Mayer is probably the greatest musician of our generation."
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I just had to laugh my ass off, because that was so fucking stupid. I bet you're a Michael Bolton fan too.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 15:26:36

11. john mayer sucks his "music" is horrible , and jessica was the one doing the dumping not him

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 16:14:15

12. "and jessica was the one doing the dumping not him" -------- because you were there so you know. NOT.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 16:17:20

13. "As for why the two singers split, a friend of Mayer's says, "John did say that he broke up [with Jessica]. He said that it was because he was just over it."
    
    Jessica got dumped.

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 16:23:04

14. John Mayer is the greatest musician of our generation?! Turn OFF the easy listening station, fool!
    
    Jessica's got a mannish face and great tits. I vote tranny.

    By Dex, on May 18, 2007 16:27:10

15. Is it me, or does she look like Janice the Muppet?

    By anonymous, on May 18, 2007 18:45:41

16. these guys have broken up 100times but have always made up so this is one of them. they will get back and am sure of that

    By nicole, on May 19, 2007 00:48:05

17. I would not be surprised if he did dump her, Thats Hollywood is....Oh,and She is FAT now, Hopefully her dumb ass didnt get pregnant!

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2007 07:49:39

18. Don't like her, she is sooo full of herself, but I hope they're still together. Daily 10 said sources said that they still talk on the phone and tex message each other. I doubt it if they're through.

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2007 11:08:10

19. 
    
    I think John found out She is a HE !
    
    As in Joe Simpson in DRAG ~~

    By anonymous, on May 19, 2007 17:22:06

20. She looks more like PappaJoe every day. The spackle patches are beginning to crack. Wish these manufactured artificial life form type celebs would get a grip that when the Butterball timer pops, you're DONE.

    By Sami Fulton, on May 20, 2007 07:54:57