What the fuck happened to her? She was bangin' in that movie... now she looks rode hard and put away wet. Didn't know Lachey specified taking the looks/class/decent wardrobe/self respect in the divorce agreement.
Hahah she DOES look like a tranny. I don't see any acne though so she must still be using her Proactiv. Maybe it's the hormone pills she is taking to shrink her penis?
Five too many visits to the plastic surgeon, one would presume.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting tired of seeing all these "starlet" 's tits? I mean, they're all fake and nothing more than a fashion accessory anymore that these girls go out and buy like a pair of shoes. Big deal. And I'm a chick who REALLY likes tits, but these just leave me cold. Is it the same for you guy?
I happen to think Jessica is hot at times. I'm a little biased because my girlfriend looks like her twin. Here's what my girlfriend does not do: 1. Get oranger than an oompah-loompah. How the hell do you get that color? I don't think that color exists anywhere else in the world. 2. Wear tranny-ho makeup. 3. Smear said tranny-ho makeup all over her face. 4. Put her tits on a display shelf like that. She can show off the girls without making them fall out all over the place. (btw, both of theirs are 100% real) 5. Change her hair to that god-awful shit brown that Ken Paves keeps giving her. I think he really is jealous of Jess and is out to fuck her look up.
I'm from Dallas and see her all the time - trust - Jessica is gorgeous if she lays off the Lady Bunny starter kit. Just my two cents, ya'll.
Jessica Simpson went brown b/c she said brown is her natural colour and she doesn't want to dye it blond anymore. Her mom gave her that shit brown, so don't blame Ken Paves.
She has really gone down hill. I was jealous when she was on MTV. Now she is orange, her hair looks terrible and her lips are jacked up. I am so over that "sexy" look she tries. She looks like an idiot.
Jessica Simpson is starting to make Vanessa Manillo a hot 10 when Vanessa was a 9 and Jessica used to be a 10. Now , you the tables have turned. Nick ,best thing that happened tohimafter bursting that cherry, was getting dumped by Jessica and joe Simpson. Jesica is really going down fast in looks and her work, and her only claim to fame right now is dating John Mayer. That must make Joe Simpson FURIOUS!!! The next movie of hers should be a dud and D.O.A to as soon as it hit stheaters. Movies are hard to push these days and she is no way ready or capable of a leading role, except for in Joe's eyes.
She is ugly. Ashlee has trumped her in everything. Ashlee is no.16 in Maxim hot 100, while that frog Messica is at no.41, hahahahaha!!!!! Fix that bumpy nose Jess, or kiss your dwindling career good bye!
30 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYou've finally convinced me. This bitch is ugly.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 08:58:08
"Man, if only I was into transgendered shemales with raccoon makeup and acne, I'd be so turned on right now."
is that you on the left, in pic 4?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:04:24
She's definitely a two-bagger.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:15:58
W.T.F.?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:22:45
What the fuck happened to her?
She was bangin' in that movie... now she looks rode hard and put away wet. Didn't know Lachey specified taking the looks/class/decent wardrobe/self respect in the divorce agreement.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:25:20
wtf is up wid her face? im lovin the shirt tho..wonder where she got it?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:32:45
She's showing us her OH face.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 09:50:58
If this was a Kelly post, everyone would be saying "oh grow up, that's just the camera angle, it makes anybody look bad".
Thank god it's not a Kelly post.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:28:51
Ewww, she's starting to look more and more like Anne Nicole Smith ... soon she's gonna be one fat cow ...
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 10:54:35
Hahah she DOES look like a tranny. I don't see any acne though so she must still be using her Proactiv. Maybe it's the hormone pills she is taking to shrink her penis?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:25:58
Nice coke face in bottom pic number two, plastic bimbonic no-talent slutbag!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:42:39
She looks like an out of control drunk Hobag.
By lookwhaticando, on May 14, 2007 11:42:46
looks like she's picking up the torch from Anna Nicole Smith.
By The Conch, on May 14, 2007 11:54:41
Five too many visits to the plastic surgeon, one would presume.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting tired of seeing all these "starlet" 's tits? I mean, they're all fake and nothing more than a fashion accessory anymore that these girls go out and buy like a pair of shoes. Big deal. And I'm a chick who REALLY likes tits, but these just leave me cold. Is it the same for you guy?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:22:26
the third one is hilarious, like she's getting it from behind from the black guy. what would Papa Joe say?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:39:34
I happen to think Jessica is hot at times. I'm a little biased because my girlfriend looks like her twin. Here's what my girlfriend does not do:
1. Get oranger than an oompah-loompah. How the hell do you get that color? I don't think that color exists anywhere else in the world.
2. Wear tranny-ho makeup.
3. Smear said tranny-ho makeup all over her face.
4. Put her tits on a display shelf like that. She can show off the girls without making them fall out all over the place. (btw, both of theirs are 100% real)
5. Change her hair to that god-awful shit brown that Ken Paves keeps giving her. I think he really is jealous of Jess and is out to fuck her look up.
I'm from Dallas and see her all the time - trust - Jessica is gorgeous if she lays off the Lady Bunny starter kit. Just my two cents, ya'll.
By J-Love, on May 14, 2007 12:59:13
If your girlfriend has Jessica's nose and chin then she's not hot. I'm sorry. :-(
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:00:35
Jessica Simpson went brown b/c she said brown is her natural colour and she doesn't want to dye it blond anymore. Her mom gave her that shit brown, so don't blame Ken Paves.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:02:48
Shes opted to make her lips look like inner tubes again. I thought she learned her lesson the first time.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:10:08
you desperately needed to add:
6. Whip out a tucked-back cock and start reaming me out while I'm sleeping.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:34:33
I dunno, I'd fuck it.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:54:33
Inflatable sex doll
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:51:00
She has really gone down hill. I was jealous when she was on MTV. Now she is orange, her hair looks terrible and her lips are jacked up. I am so over that "sexy" look she tries. She looks like an idiot.
By flywhitegirl, on May 14, 2007 16:49:29
I'm really impressed by the second pic. I think that's the first time I've ever seen her with her mouth closed.
By eeeeks.com, on May 14, 2007 17:31:50
Jessica Simpson is starting to make Vanessa Manillo a hot 10 when Vanessa was a 9 and Jessica used to be a 10.
Now , you the tables have turned. Nick ,best thing that happened tohimafter bursting that cherry, was getting dumped by Jessica and joe Simpson. Jesica is really going down fast in looks and her work, and her only claim to fame right now is dating John Mayer. That must make Joe Simpson FURIOUS!!! The next movie of hers should be a dud and D.O.A to as soon as it hit stheaters. Movies are hard to push these days and she is no way ready or capable of a leading role, except for in Joe's eyes.
By buffalo, on May 14, 2007 18:41:16
She went brown cuz John Mayer likes brunettes.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 19:30:24
She looks like a blow up doll!
By DebDeb77070, on May 15, 2007 06:48:55
Anon 15:22. Have to disagree, I never get tired of seeing tits.
By Hetro males everywhere, on May 15, 2007 10:46:49
she may not be pretty but she's just having some fun.
By tequila12, on May 15, 2007 11:23:02
She is ugly. Ashlee has trumped her in everything. Ashlee is no.16 in Maxim hot 100, while that frog Messica is at no.41, hahahahaha!!!!! Fix that bumpy nose Jess, or kiss your dwindling career good bye!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 14:42:35
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