22 Comments:

1. Leo likes PRETTY girls who are built like 10 year old BOYS with boob-jobs.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:12:18

2. She'd have better luck if she stayed away from whiney 2%-straight guys.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:13:41

3. Leo isn't dumb enough to commit career suicide by hooking up with this stupid cunt. Her daddy probably told her to try and fuck him.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:25:38

4. She can get laid anytime she wishes, more than I can say for most of us.

   By mark, on May 25, 2007 10:34:41

5. Don't speak for "us". Not all of "us" are losers like you.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:36:36

6. The point isn't that she "can't get laid". The point is that she can't get laid by people like Leonardo DiCaprio. Why? Because she's ugly and stupid and desperate, and having big tits doesn't hide all that ugly. Looks like she's starting to learn that the hard way, so LOL @ Jessica.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:40:52

7. Mark, I am married and can get laid whenever I want. I feel for ya pal.

   By Anne, on May 25, 2007 10:41:31

8. mark, i'm NOT married and i can get laid anytime i want. i also feel for you.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:53:09

9. What's with the chicks changing their hair color as soon as they break up (Cameron Diaz?). Is it supposed to soothe the pain or something?

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:54:12

10. If Leo wasn't gay (allegedly), he would have at least TF'd her. Allegedly of course.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:55:55

11. That John Travolta thing on her chin is creepy, but all in all, a stronger chin is better for photographs, so she should be happy with what she's got.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 10:56:02

12. Well, the word is, Jessica's penis is not completely functional. So of course Leo wasn't interested.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:09:52

13. Any of us can fuck fat girls or a girl like Anne with a gram of blow, Leonardo can fuck nearly anyone. Are all u people that loved too?, Im so impressed by all of you ...call me loser... Yea, I would nurse her like a baby until nap time. Listen im not a fan of her, Im just saying a couple of beers and shes goin down!
    She does seem to of plumped up alittle, there isn't much time left I suppose... and I know a few hours speaking to her would age anyone. How about rough sex, you telling me none of you guys wouldn't like that!?

    By mark, on May 25, 2007 11:29:26

14. This makes me laugh. Talk about being out of your league.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 12:28:17

15. I can get laid anytime too. My gf is reading over my shoulder as I write this, and nodding.
    That said. here's the problem with Jessica Simpson: She's so fake and plastic that she's biodegradable, and if vapidness were power, she'd be God. But she's not just vapid, she's proudly vapid. She's in your face vapid. She waves her stupidity in your face like a stripper working you for a tip in a sleazy tittie bar.

    By Evil, on May 25, 2007 12:36:33

16. umm... plastic is know for NOT being biodegradable, Dr. Evil 15:36:33.

    By i don't like you in any way, on May 25, 2007 14:00:31

17. Funny how she goes for the ones who secretly hanker for cock. Must be the man in her that senses that.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 19:46:36

18. Those sunglasses are way too big for her face. So is her mouth, but that's another story.
    
    She's just like so many girls I know--only interested in guys that are not into them, guys that are not in their league. Hormonally they're drawn to these people because, well, women are like that, but mentally they don't have enough brain cells to digest the fact that it's not possible and not healthy. So instead they pine over people like John Mayer while he's off boffing someone else and follow people like Leo around like a 12-year old girl with a crush. Because that's basically what she is, mentally.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 05:05:18

19. 13:40:52, you hit it right on the nose, Jessica's nose that is!! She is retarded,stupid,desperate, and vapid. All of the breast and lip work when the main problem is that busted nose of hers!

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 10:31:45

20. Mark likes to fuck trannies

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:07:55

21. I think she could score a sexier guy than Leonardo. He's one of the best actors on the planet but about as sexy as asparagus.

    By Jessica Fan, on May 30, 2007 08:11:01

22. Leo is hot, and I just think he has better taste than that. As far as you saying most of us can't get it whenever we want, speak for yourself. I could very easily get Leo to do me. I don't look like Captain Hook in a tube top the way that fugly, fat ass Jessica Simpson does. I wouldn't even have to ask him twice. Maybe you would, but don't speak for me, honey!!

    By LIBBYTHECUTE, on June 12, 2007 09:05:54