I also feel bad for Jessica. I already wrote about it here about a week ago. She's not a bad girl. She's not into crazy partying or sleeping around like other celebrities. Only thing she's guilty of is being, well, dumb. But that doesn't make her a bad person. Paris or Lindsay or Britney deserve all the crap they get and more, but Jessica isn't like them. Things went bad for her in her marriage, whatever happened with that, and she's been kind of stuck with her life since. I do hope she finds a guy who will love her for who she is. Honestly, I can't be a dick to her just because she has an IQ of 3. And I can't find any joy in seeing her down, like with the other (pantiless) whores, drunks, and druggies.
I feel bad for the poor girl. She just needs to come over to my place, I'll rool a fat doob, then we'll have a nice glass of scotch. Then, once I slip her the "good time drug", she'll be all mine.
Poor thing. He's going to ask for unlubed anal, again. And she'll gave to give to stay together. She's getting to the point I know we've all faced: just how much grunting thrusting dry-rub fissure-sprouting make up anal sex is too much?
It doesn't really look like they're arguing. Her dog is sitting in his lap and it looks like they're just talking. SHe says she's happy. WHy shouldn't she be? She's got more $ than any of us will ever see. So MAYBE she had to do her dad a few times. John's listening to her. LOL
would you guys rather a) make an airtight seal around Jessica Simpson's anus with your mouth, and suck a huge fart out of her ass, or b) make out with Tyra Banks, after she hasn't shaved her mustache for 1 month. tough choice, no?
"....oooooo...come on baby you know you love my big stinky farts...."
Sorry: I was just thinking back to the good old days...when it was her and Nick and me and I was their bestest friend and we spent quality time together and hung out and did laundry...Christ, I was in love...
I'm confused. When were these pictures taken exactly? Her hair is blonde here. It seems so odd that they would be airing their personal life in such full view of everyone. Strange indeed.
John, I read a book - ok, a friend read it to me - and it said a girl's virginia is in the front, not the back! And after sex it's not supposed to hurt when you poop. I think you have your penis on backwards or something.
The problem is she does not pay attention. OK, Im about to fix all the girls problems on this site. Let say what he has to say, listen to the words, let him blow his wad. Look interested. Than when he is done, give a real answer and if you need more info ask for it. Men just want to be heard, let us blow our wad. dont look away like this pinhead, he will only get more pissed. By the way, when girls start dating men and not little fagots like this, they might have better relationships and get what they need.
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Leave Your Commentso im not gonna lie... i feel a TEENSY bit bad for jess... she looks so distraught! pobrecita :(
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 10:23:56
I also feel bad for Jessica. I already wrote about it here about a week ago. She's not a bad girl. She's not into crazy partying or sleeping around like other celebrities. Only thing she's guilty of is being, well, dumb. But that doesn't make her a bad person. Paris or Lindsay or Britney deserve all the crap they get and more, but Jessica isn't like them. Things went bad for her in her marriage, whatever happened with that, and she's been kind of stuck with her life since. I do hope she finds a guy who will love her for who she is. Honestly, I can't be a dick to her just because she has an IQ of 3. And I can't find any joy in seeing her down, like with the other (pantiless) whores, drunks, and druggies.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 10:44:10
Jessica Simpson is ugly as hell.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 10:45:39
C'mon, Jess baby, it's PORNO time!!! Just do it!
By uncle wiggley, on May 29, 2007 11:03:37
I feel bad for the poor girl. She just needs to come over to my place, I'll rool a fat doob, then we'll have a nice glass of scotch. Then, once I slip her the "good time drug", she'll be all mine.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 11:17:50
Poor thing. He's going to ask for unlubed anal, again. And she'll gave to give to stay together. She's getting to the point I know we've all faced: just how much grunting thrusting dry-rub fissure-sprouting make up anal sex is too much?
By Laura Bush, on May 29, 2007 11:31:36
It doesn't really look like they're arguing. Her dog is sitting in his lap and it looks like they're just talking. SHe says she's happy. WHy shouldn't she be? She's got more $ than any of us will ever see. So MAYBE she had to do her dad a few times. John's listening to her. LOL
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 11:32:17
it's one of those talks... when men are clueless and women 'know' shit
boring but hey, that's life!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 11:39:27
She looks pretty sad to me, and if she is I feel bad for her...love sometimes sucks...
By judi, on May 29, 2007 11:39:34
that dog looks just like the one from "Silence of the Lambs".
It puts the lotion on it's skin.
By J-Bird, on May 29, 2007 11:49:49
"it's one of those talks... when men are clueless and women 'know' shit"
ummmm...did you actually read the caption to see who the woman is???
By Joe "No Leaving My Child's Behind" Simpson, on May 29, 2007 11:52:28
I love my daughter's penis.
By Papa Joe, on May 29, 2007 11:58:00
I feel nothing for her
By Best of Celeb, on May 29, 2007 12:17:02
"John, you know, it's just like...sometimes I don't really want to fuck you in the ass, you know? Please, baby, don't start crying again..."
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 12:23:31
would you guys rather a) make an airtight seal around Jessica Simpson's anus with your mouth, and suck a huge fart out of her ass, or b) make out with Tyra Banks, after she hasn't shaved her mustache for 1 month.
tough choice, no?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 13:05:43
I like the girl - heck, I like him too. I thought they'd be good for one another, but they kind of seem to be driving each other nuts.
Must be love, that last part's a dead giveaway.
By Jessica Fan, on May 29, 2007 13:13:43
I agree with everything "Jessica Fan" wrote. My only addition is that it'd be nice to see them both cut up into tiny pieces.
By Fan of Jessica Fan, on May 29, 2007 13:40:23
sorry, i fell asleep... what were you saying?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 14:11:04
Fan of Jessica Fan - Ha ha ha!
BTW, what does someone who thinks their phone might be tapped look like?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 16:45:58
"....oooooo...come on baby you know you love my big stinky farts...."
Sorry: I was just thinking back to the good old days...when it was her and Nick and me and I was their bestest friend and we spent quality time together and hung out and did laundry...Christ, I was in love...
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 18:14:31
I'm confused. When were these pictures taken exactly? Her hair is blonde here. It seems so odd that they would be airing their personal life in such full view of everyone. Strange indeed.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 18:28:49
Jessica went back to blonde, and these pics don't make sense because Jessica is stupid and loves the gossip attention.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 18:31:42
hmmm John's had a haircut. Prefer it longer dude.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 18:59:34
John, I read a book - ok, a friend read it to me - and it said a girl's virginia is in the front, not the back! And after sex it's not supposed to hurt when you poop. I think you have your penis on backwards or something.
By Jessica, on May 30, 2007 06:08:27
These pics have to be old. Her hair is blonde and his hair is all bushy. He just got a hair cut and she's brunette now.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 07:37:11
The problem is she does not pay attention. OK, Im about to fix all the girls problems on this site. Let say what he has to say, listen to the words, let him blow his wad. Look interested. Than when he is done, give a real answer and if you need more info ask for it. Men just want to be heard, let us blow our wad. dont look away like this pinhead, he will only get more pissed.
By the way, when girls start dating men and not little fagots like this, they might have better relationships and get what they need.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 08:40:27
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